Just this guy y'know...? Whatactually is an inexperienced troper attempting to crawl his way out of the woodwork. He may be successful, but considering he has no idea what he's doing, it seems unlikely.
This troper is an example of:
- Amazon Chaser
- Camp Straight: Hm, let's see...he enjoys musicals, rom-coms, love songs, bright colours (indeed, his favourite colour is fuchsia), cute, fluffy animals is known to Squee almost daily, has a dislike for sport, films that are Rated M For Manly and other general things considered masculine, is emotionally open to the point of ridiculousness...and is attracted exclusively to females.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: At times, particularly when thinking about tropes and his characters.
- Cuteness Proximity: To MANY things.
- The Ditherer
- Fetish: For feet. As his edits will show...
- Older Than They Look: A constant source of irritation.
- One Of The Girls: Hangs out with mainly girls.
- Sophisticated as Hell: Why would he compromise his verbose, eloquent if largely aesthetic dialect for such contemptuously vulgar fuckers?
- Writers Cannot Do Math: Big time. Do not ask him to do anything vaguely numerical, or you will regret it.
- Yuri Fan: Oh, YES.
Tropes this troper likes and frequently employs:
- Action Girl: Or rather, an Action Hero who just happens to be female.
- Anti-Villain
- Author Tract: If a particular political opinion isn't being broadcasted loud enough...
- Bittersweet Ending
- Chromosome Casting: Although only if it's an all-female cast, because that's how he is.
- Classic Anti Hero
- Crapsaccharine World
- Camp Straight: For rather obvious personal reasons.
- Does Not Like Shoes: For Author Appeal reasons...
- Improbably Female Cast
- Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy
- The One Guy
- Schoolgirl Lesbians
- Token Yuri Girls
- World of Action Girls: Sadly, kickass female characters are still rare...
Tropes this troper dislikes, or at least prefers subversions, inversions and deconstructions of:
- Alpha Bitch: Far too one-dimensional, far too stereotypical and far too boring.
- Bait-and-Switch Lesbians: Where lies the issue with having actual lesbian characters? It won't harm anyone, I promise...
- Faux Action Girl
- Female Misogynist: Although only if it's a character we're meant to sympathise with.
- Jerk Sue: But of course.
- Madonna-Whore Complex: Giving women such a false dichotomy is notoriously unhealthy.
- Protagonist-Centered Morality: For obvious reasons...
- The Smurfette Principle
- Straw Feminist
- Territorial Smurfette
- Testosterone Poisoning: Please see above.
- Tsundere: At least the Type A.
- The Unfair Sex
