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"I'm out of snacks."
Lucia Lobosvilla, Steven Universe theme song (the RTF parody)

"FORGET ABOUT THAT GUY!"
Iago

"It's a bear!"
Penny Parker, as Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls, seeing Mermando for the first time

"Real-Time Fandub is a group of voice actors who dub popular things from memory.
They are only missing one key component: A memory."
Charley Marlowe

"Haruhi's a girl?!?"
Dalton Broback, playing Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club

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"I can just say anything I want to right now and it will make just as much sense! Uh... four score and seven years ago, I shoved a bag of jellybeans up my own ass!"
Ryan Mitchum, portraying a Pelican narrator on the movie Animal Soccer World

"Whoa... real actual WOMEN."
Brian Corbett, playing a Hun guard in the movie Mulan

"[Villain Chuckle] You fool. I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2(Dark/Last Story Dub).

"What the FUCK!? Is that shadow's DICK?!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2(Dark/Last Story Dub).

"What the fuck, shut the fuck up. Shut the FUCK up. Everbody's fucked my wife!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2(Dark/Last Story Dub).

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"WHO posted my NUDES on Twitter dot COM!?"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2(Dark/Last Story Dub).

"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark/Last Story Dub).

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"Hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you. I am keeping your stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl! I HATE YOU, and your stupid nose! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave! You see that planet!? I'M TAKING IT TOO! It looks like a fucking walnut! BLAM! and it busted a nut! Then and there! Hahahahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now...DIE! (mouth sputtering noises) Fuck you, moon, you never had the cheese I wanted! (beat) I hope you're ready to die, it's gonna be like Evangelion, get the fuck out."
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story Dub).

"Haha, ha! O N E!"
Penny Parker, portraying Sonic the Hedgehog in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"Oh no, the instant ramen's been released! We need to go, NOW!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"Yes, Sonic, I got'cha bitch! I got her in the palm of my hands!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"She's taken by the snap-crackle-pop!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"I flushed them down the terlet."
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"That's right. I want that Aquafina, bitch. (slups) I wanna sip that shit. YES!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"Why are you so goddamn pale? Now, get the fuck away from me!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"I have you both— all of you trapped here. Now, you can either give you up and we play PUBG together OR... you can stay down here and wrestle in your Fortnite or whatever you kids are playing now.

"You'll have Cheeto puffs on your fingahs... And Twitch Prime will be mine!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"You thought you could get away, gamer girl. You though that you could fuckin' escape me, gamer girl. But my IQ is too HIGH!"
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"Now let's see... If someone hacked into my Fortnite account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole."
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"I'm actually Todd Howard now, cuz I sell all the video games."
Alfred Coleman, portraying Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"I don't use the word 'fucking stupid' loosely..."
Ryan Mitchum


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