Artemis Gordon: If I have to, yes.
Loveless: Then why is it I am not afraid...?
Jim West: (strained) Shoot...him...Gordon! Shoot him!
(Artemis Gordon fires one bullet from a very small handgun. It connects with a very small "tink")
Loveless: After all that, you missed?
Artemis Gordon: Actually, I didn't.
(Loveless looks down, noticing his mechanical legs are leaking hydraulic fluid and are breaking down underneath him.)
Ray: It's not shit I was aiming at!..
Dr. Doppler: You know, actually, I did!
Señor Senior Sr.: Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father.
Optimus Prime: That is a matter of perspective.
(Dreadwing gets buried)
Freeza: Or did I?
Goku: Yeah, you did.
Frieza: Well, no, I really didn't -
Goku: You see? Not a hole on me.
Freeza: I wasn't trying to -
Goku: You should really work on your aim!
Freeza: You know what? I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to let this next part be a surprise.
Goku: What part - *LAVA COLUMN!* WHOAHOTLAVA!
Android 17: The hell do you mean "no"? (Looks around at the minefield now surrounding him) Oh. Oh. Ohhhhh shit.
Piccolo: Hellzone Grenade! (energy balls converge on 17)
Android 17: (Thinking) Oh man, it's even got a cool name!
Alan: It's not you I'm aiming at. (shoots the console behind the Hood)
Assistant: Mr. Tycho! She wasn't firing at you! She was aiming for the central core!
Tycho: But that's impossible! How could she possibly?
Kara: (thinking) I don't need to speak their language to know that I guessed right.
Miles: I wasn't aiming at you.
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, shot 18... just can't seem to miss.
(Hawkeye looses a pair of explosive arrows at Iron Man, which... actually do miss, Iron Man blasting them easily)
Iron Man: ...Huh, first time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.
(cue Scarlet Witch burying an unguarded Iron Man under an avalanche of cars)
Eva: *smirking* Really?
Remington: Huh? *looks back to see the tower behind him beginning to collapse* What the-?! *screams as he barely dodges out of the way*