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Loveless: (while crushing Jim West with one of his mechanical legs) You expect to kill me with that pea-shooter?
Artemis Gordon: If I have to, yes.
Loveless: Then why is it I am not afraid...?
Jim West: (strained) Shoot...him...Gordon! Shoot him!
(Artemis Gordon fires one bullet from a very small handgun. It connects with a very small "tink")
Loveless: After all that, you missed?
Artemis Gordon: Actually, I didn't.
(Loveless looks down, noticing his mechanical legs are leaking hydraulic fluid and are breaking down underneath him.)

Thomas: Brother, you can't hit shit!
Ray: It's not shit I was aiming at!..

See? The human cannot hit a simple target! [looks down, to see a ruptured, hissing gas pipe...that explodes] Ahh! Ooghah! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Extremely Unfortunate Krogan, Mass Effect 2

Captain Amelia: Did you actually aim for that?
Dr. Doppler: You know, actually, I did!

Señor Senior Jr.: Why did you not simply aim the laser at their bodies?
Señor Senior Sr.: Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father.

Dreadwing: Your aim is poor.
Optimus Prime: That is a matter of perspective.
(Dreadwing gets buried)

Goku: HA! You missed.
Freeza: Or did I?
Goku: Yeah, you did.
Frieza: Well, no, I really didn't -
Goku: You see? Not a hole on me.
Freeza: I wasn't trying to -
Goku: You should really work on your aim!
Freeza: You know what? I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to let this next part be a surprise.

Android 17: Um, I stopped dodging! Seriously, are you even trying to hit me?
Piccolo: No!
Android 17: The hell do you mean "no"? (Looks around at the minefield now surrounding him) Oh. Oh. Ohhhhh shit.
Piccolo: Hellzone Grenade! (energy balls converge on 17)
Android 17: (Thinking) Oh man, it's even got a cool name!

The Hood: It's not me you're angry at, Alan.
Alan: It's not you I'm aiming at. (shoots the console behind the Hood)

"You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!" (cannon shot hits a mountain, burying the entire invading Hun army in an avalanche)
Mushu, Mulan

Tycho: Ha! Nice shot! Might want to work on your aim, though.
Assistant: Mr. Tycho! She wasn't firing at you! She was aiming for the central core!
Tycho: But that's impossible! How could she possibly—?
Kara: (thinking) I don't need to speak their language to know that I guessed right.
Supergirl, Last Daughter of Krypton

Scamp: Gotta work on your aim a little bit there, Callisto.
Miles: I wasn't aiming at you.

Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. Tired of shooting golf?
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, shot 18... just can't seem to miss.
(Hawkeye looses a pair of explosive arrows at Iron Man, which... actually do miss, Iron Man blasting them easily)
Iron Man: ...Huh, first time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.
(cue Scarlet Witch burying an unguarded Iron Man under an avalanche of cars)

Remington: *observing the holes in his cape* Not Bad. Shame the third one missed me though.
Eva: *smirking* Really?
Remington: Huh? *looks back to see the tower behind him beginning to collapse* What the-?! *screams as he barely dodges out of the way*


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