Barret: It's not one of them endless stairways or somethin', is it?
Tifa: Of course not!!
Barret: Right... couldn't be that... Are we there yet?
Tifa: Not yet.
Barret: ...there yet?
Tifa:I said not yet!
Barret: Yo...
Tifa: Look, don't even ask! We're way way way way far away from being there, OK!?
—Final Fantasy VII, as Barret, Tifa and Cloud climb the Shinra tower.
"Far be it from me to complain after I insisted upon accompanying you, but... are we there yet?"
—Konogg, Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers
Anya: Shouldn't somebody be asking, "Are we there yet?" Isn't that what small entertaining children do?
Dawn: That kinda only works if you know where you're going.
Dawn: That kinda only works if you know where you're going.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Spiral"
Wade: Are we there yet?
Trevor: No, Wade.
Wade: Are we nearly NEARLY there?
Trevor: You keep this up, you're not gonna get there at all.
Aidan: Are we there ye-
Dad: AIDAN! DON'T YOU EVEN START WITH THAT CRAP!!
— Smosh, Every Family Vacation Ever
Slave: Are we there yet?
Captain: No.
Slave: Are we there yet?
Captain: No.
Slave: Are we there yet?
Captain: Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around.
Slaves: That works. Okay. That'll teach us a lesson. Yeah, that's even better.
Captain: All right, if that's what you... waaait a minute.
Bobby: Are we there yet?
All: NO!
Hank: Robert, we are heading towards an archeological dig. Does it look like were anywhere near the dig to you? Trust me no one wants to get there as badly as I do.
All: NO!
Hank: Robert, we are heading towards an archeological dig. Does it look like were anywhere near the dig to you? Trust me no one wants to get there as badly as I do.
And to all the children onboard this flight: on behalf of your parents, we are nearly there and we will be nearly there for the remainder of the flight. Thank you.
Smurf #1: Is it really that much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Not far now.
Smurf #2: Is it really that much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Not far now.
Smurf #3: Is it really that much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: YES, IT IS!!!
Papa Smurf: Not far now.
Smurf #2: Is it really that much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Not far now.
Smurf #3: Is it really that much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: YES, IT IS!!!
— The Smurfs, The Astro Smurf
<Jordan,> said John, <are you ever gonna stop thinkin' at my woman, and start thinkin' with me? It gets boring out here. I keep wantin' to yell, "Are we there yet?">
Hal grinned. <I'll give you a hint, John. We're not.>
Hal grinned. <I'll give you a hint, John. We're not.>
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Fiona: Not yet.
Donkey: Hey, are we there yet?
Fiona: No.
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!
Fiona: No!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!!
Shrek: No, we are not!!
Donkey: Are we there yet?!!!
Shrek and Fiona: NOOOO!!!
Shrek: Ugh, for 5 minutes, could you not be yourself? FOR 5 MINUTES!!
(Donkey makes popping sound again)
Shrek: AGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!!!!
Fiona: Yes!
Donkey: Finally!
Dash: Are we there yet?
Bob: (angrily) We get there WHEN WE GET THERE!!
Stitch: "Are we there yet?"
Mo: "No."
Stitch: "Are we there yet?"
Mo: "No."
Stitch: "Are we there yet?"
Mo: "Yes."
Stitch: "Are we there yet?!"
Mo: "Yes!"
Kid: "How much longer? Are we there?" (jumps up and down)
Mother: "Sweetheart, please sit in your chair."
"How much longer is this?! Can't we go any faster like on TV?!"
— Egon Spengler, The Real Ghostbusters, "Three Men and an Egon"
Mrs. Bedelia: "In most families, dads pack cars and moms ask for directions and kids ask, 'Are we there yet?' You'll see how it works."
[later]
Amelia Bedelia: "Are we there yet?"
Mr. Bedelia: "That's the best thing about roaming around. Since we don't have a destination, wherever we are, we're already there."
Amelia Bedelia: "Well, if we're there, what can I do for fun?"
— Amelia Bedelia, "Road Trip!"
Russell: "Mr. Fredricksen, how much longer?"
Carl Fredricksen: "Well, we're up pretty high. Could take hours to get down."
— Up
Rover17: I'm on my way to save humans! I'm on my way to save humans!
Sam: With seven hours ahead of us, is that going to be more or less annoying than "Are we there yet?"
— Freefall
