Oh, Tozaan, thank you for saving me from that horrible alligator! I offer you my body as payment! Degrade me in unspeakable ways! Ravage me, Tozaan! Ravage me, jungle prince!
[Beat]
What are you, some kind of faggot? Get it hard, dipshit!
[Beat]
What are you, some kind of faggot? Get it hard, dipshit!
— Milk
"Get your brain out of the gutter, Kyon. If you get any crazy ideas about tearing this bikini off of my body …" Haruhi giggled. "... well at least promise me you'll try your very best to not act on them, okay?"
"Okay."
"Because I'd be way too weak to fight you off."
"I understand."
"It wouldn't be a fair fight."
"No, it wouldn't."
"I wouldn't have the energy to keep you from doing anything you wanted to me."
Kyon nodded. "Uh-huh."
"And promise you'll be careful and undo the bow knots first. I still want to be able to wear this thing to the pool next summer."
"Okay."
"Because I'd be way too weak to fight you off."
"I understand."
"It wouldn't be a fair fight."
"No, it wouldn't."
"I wouldn't have the energy to keep you from doing anything you wanted to me."
Kyon nodded. "Uh-huh."
"And promise you'll be careful and undo the bow knots first. I still want to be able to wear this thing to the pool next summer."
"If it's given, freely offered, you can't really take it away. All you're doing is accepting a gift."
Part of me felt like something had torn in my chest, so deep was the ache I felt at the hope, the uncertainty in the grasshopper's voice.
Part of me felt like something had torn in my chest, so deep was the ache I felt at the hope, the uncertainty in the grasshopper's voice.
Young ladies and gentlemen are lining up to claim that you have depraved and despoiled them. Certain other ladies and gentlemen are complaining bitterly because you haven't depraved and despoiled them.
— Fallen London, when your exploits grow a little too scandalous
Jackie Tyler: I'm in my dressing gown.
The Doctor: [looking around] Yes, you are!
Jackie Tyler: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie Tyler: [seductively] Anything could happen.
[Beat]
The Doctor: No. [walks away]
The Doctor: [looking around] Yes, you are!
Jackie Tyler: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie Tyler: [seductively] Anything could happen.
[Beat]
The Doctor: No. [walks away]
— Doctor Who, "Rose"
What if he had done something to her? She was disconcerted! And what if he hadn't, that in itself was reason for her to be mad!! She was dissatisfied!
Miyuki: Um...please let go.
Tatsuya: I cannot. Please do not let go of me.
Miyuki: ...Yes. [nestles closer]
Tatsuya: I cannot. Please do not let go of me.
Miyuki: ...Yes. [nestles closer]
— The Irregular at Magic High School, Reminiscence arc
Makoto: I can't believe this. How can I be a master? I can't even protect you! How can I begin to protect Asia?
[Beat]
Akeno: My, my. Here I am, defenseless and confined to this bed and you choose to brood instead of taking advantage of me.
[Beat]
Akeno: My, my. Here I am, defenseless and confined to this bed and you choose to brood instead of taking advantage of me.
Kirito: Hey, sleepy-head~! How was your—? [yelps and quickly takes cover behind a fence as Asuna draws her sword]
Asuna: Tell me what you did, right now, and you may live!
Kirito: [peeping out from behind the fence] Idrewwhiskersonyourface!
Asuna: ...What.
Kirito: I drew cat whiskers on your face because I thought it would be funny and it was!
Asuna: Is... is that all?
Kirito: Um, yeah? You were asleep, what else would I have done?
Asuna: [sputtering] Well... I... I-I mean... you know! You-you could've...
Asuna: Tell me what you did, right now, and you may live!
Kirito: [peeping out from behind the fence] Idrewwhiskersonyourface!
Asuna: ...What.
Kirito: I drew cat whiskers on your face because I thought it would be funny and it was!
Asuna: Is... is that all?
Kirito: Um, yeah? You were asleep, what else would I have done?
Asuna: [sputtering] Well... I... I-I mean... you know! You-you could've...
— Sword Art Online Abridged episode 5
Kirito: Is it really alright for me to be over so unseemly late?
Asuna: [calmly] Why wouldn't it be?
Kirito: Oh sweet, naive, stupid Asuna. You may not be able to see the dubious implications—
[the lights switch off]
Kirito: —but to a man as worldly as I... [notices she's not at the table] Uh, Asuna?
Asuna: [in her lingerie] Why are your pants still on? We doing this or what?
Kirito: [high pitched squeal]
Asuna: [calmly] Why wouldn't it be?
Kirito: Oh sweet, naive, stupid Asuna. You may not be able to see the dubious implications—
[the lights switch off]
Kirito: —but to a man as worldly as I... [notices she's not at the table] Uh, Asuna?
Asuna: [in her lingerie] Why are your pants still on? We doing this or what?
Kirito: [high pitched squeal]
— Sword Art Online Abridged episode 9
Aqua: You monster! You're just using us to satisfy your perverted cravings! What kinky thing are you going to ask me to do!?
Kazuma: Give me a yakisoba bun and make it snappy.
Aqua: [running out of the mansion] BASTAAAAAAAAARD!!
Kazuma: Give me a yakisoba bun and make it snappy.
Aqua: [running out of the mansion] BASTAAAAAAAAARD!!
— KonoSuba, first OVA
Elsa: Don't ravish me! Don't ravish me! [starts taking off her clothes]
[Elsa's friends voice their disapproval in the background]
Fourth Mate: As you can see, I'm much too small to ravish anything.
Elsa: [offended] How dare you!
[Elsa's friends voice their disapproval in the background]
Fourth Mate: As you can see, I'm much too small to ravish anything.
Elsa: [offended] How dare you!
— Voyage to the Stars, "Ahoy Space Lubbers"
"Why are you eating him?? I am a wizard! A delectable 18 intelligence right before you!"
— Vaarsuvius to a Mindflayer/"Brain Eater", The Order of the Stick
Unnamed woman: Oh, my! I know what you're here for! EEE!
Dimo: Ho! Iz dot so! Den come on, sveethot! Let's go!
Unnamed woman Yes! You're going to kidnap me and spirit me away to your secret dungeons - where you'll subject me to the blasphemous rites of your ancient brotherhood - and work your bestial wiles on me until I give in to passion - and you'll turn me into a Jäger queen, and we'll follow your Dark Mistress in her wild revels - and live happily ever after!
Dimo: ...VOT?
Unnamed woman: Please. I know all about it! I have read every volume in the Love Prisoners of the Jägers series by the Honorable Lady Torrida von Swak!
Oggie: Hy iz gonna have to read dese books.
Maxim: Yeah, ve is obviously not taking full advantage ov de medium!
Dimo: Hy tells hyu vunce, Hy tells hyu a thousand times- readink novels is notting but trouble!
Unnamed woman: Now take me away!
Dimo: DANCINK! Ve iz here for dancink!
Dimo: Ho! Iz dot so! Den come on, sveethot! Let's go!
Unnamed woman Yes! You're going to kidnap me and spirit me away to your secret dungeons - where you'll subject me to the blasphemous rites of your ancient brotherhood - and work your bestial wiles on me until I give in to passion - and you'll turn me into a Jäger queen, and we'll follow your Dark Mistress in her wild revels - and live happily ever after!
Dimo: ...VOT?
Unnamed woman: Please. I know all about it! I have read every volume in the Love Prisoners of the Jägers series by the Honorable Lady Torrida von Swak!
Oggie: Hy iz gonna have to read dese books.
Maxim: Yeah, ve is obviously not taking full advantage ov de medium!
Dimo: Hy tells hyu vunce, Hy tells hyu a thousand times- readink novels is notting but trouble!
Unnamed woman: Now take me away!
Dimo: DANCINK! Ve iz here for dancink!
Sidney: Don't scream!
Woman: I wasn't going to. Are you coming in?
Sidney: No thanks!
Woman: Oh, I might as well then.
I know from Hentai that soon the POPULAR SCHOOL CHAD is going to seduce me and Mind break me with his HUGE CHAD COCK. THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!
...Yup. Any day now...
...Yup. Any day now...
—Student Council Girl, this comic
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