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"Inaccuracy is a sin. Remember — there will always be more enemies to be purged than there will be ammunition available."
The Tactica Imperialis, Warhammer 40,000

"You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to 'miss'."

"If Riker tried to shoot Kennedy, he'd hit Lincoln."

"I realize Batman does not regularly use guns, but I am pretty sure he also doesn’t shoot like me drunk at 4:30 in the morning trying to shoot a sober guy with the lasers on a Banshee in Halo 3 on Xbox 360. So he totally sucks at shooting, and then the Joker pulls out a gun that’s like the length of his leg and somehow manages to use it to shoot down an experimental stealth jet. Like, a revolver."
Chris Sims on Batman (1989)

Give him a gun, and the safest place to be was between him and the enemy.
We Few, describing Erkum Pol

Even with their military training and access to a seemingly unending supply of ammunition, The A-Team never successfully shot anyone during their career as mercenaries.

My accuracy to damage ratio is sadness!
I don't even remember what accuracy means!
God help you all if I actually hit something!
Gaige, Borderlands 2 note 

Archer: Shit, I'm out!
Katya: I am also out!
Lana: (beat) Uh, actually so am I.
Gillette: Dukes. Me too.
Malory: Me too.
Archer: Seriously? Is anybody hit?
Everybody: Uh, no.
Archer: Huh. Not really the explosive climax I thought it was gonna be. note 

Throw enough downfield and you're bound to hit the bullseye eventually
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, MP9 | Dart skin description

Well, that looked impressive...
Norris Packard after Shiro's Alpha Strike completely misses him, Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team


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