Funny / Kamen Rider Blade

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Episode 1: The Indigo Warrior

• Kenzaki getting kicked out of his apartment by his landlord. He then makes a negative comment about her, prompting said landlord to deliver a malicious expression at him that spooks him a bit.
• A Black Comedy example happens as Tachibana watches Kenzaki fight the Locust Undead. Kenzaki notices and questions him of his supposed betrayal of BOARD. This scene became a very notable Meme as years since the episode aired towards the fans of the show.

Episode 2: The Mysterious Warrior

• Hajime tries to scare Amane by telling her he is a monster while jumping in front of her with scary face and hands bent like claws. Amane stops for a moment before laughing and telling him he is funny. Hajime's face just spells out What? This is where she is supposed to scream and run away, isn't it?.

Episode 3: Their Secret...

• Kotaro acting extraneous with his information, causing Kenzaki to glare at him.
• Tachibana's claiming to Kenzaki that his body was falling apart, with the latter's response by screaming and curling at the snowy ground afterwards.

Episode 4: Immortality's Mysteries

• Tachibana telling Sayoko his reason for staying in her office was that he "swallowed a puzzle piece".

Episode 5: The Challenge To The Past

• Hajime stating that he hates being near people, to where Kenzaki snarks back at him.

Episode 6: Chalice's True Identity

• Hajime's "I will kill you" facial expression to Kenzaki.

Episode 7: The Trapped Two

• Tachibana's horrified scream just as the Trilobite Undead menacingly approaches him right at the end of the episode is pure, concentrated Narm.

Episode 10: The Manipulated Warrior

• This scene where Kenzaki is training while making "UEI" sounds and trying to look cool.
• Turns out Shiori had Super-Strength way before Hina.
  • She complains about Kotaro's milk crates while hauling three of them at once without any apparent problems.

Episode 11: The Whereabouts Of Each

• Hirose watches Kotaro open another bottle of milk.
  Hirose: Don't you think you drink too much milk? You're going to turn into a cow!
  Kotaro: Then I can drink my own... That'd be really cool!
  Hirose: *Beat* That sucks!
  (Kotaro shuffles in his chair happily. Cow moos in the background.)

Episode 14: Ace Sealed!

• When Kenzaki tends to Hajime's wounds and gets told off for helping him, he just snarks back OK, next time I'll just leave you there.
  • The awkwardness of Kenzaki trying to be casual even though he is taking care of an Undead and Hajime is just being unhelpful about everything.

Episode 15: Fate's Conformer

• Mutsuki, after waking up in the street, noticed that he missed his date with Nozomi. As he headed to the Jacaranda Cafe, Mutsuki noticed she was gone, with Amane then making fun of him for making Nozomi wait so long.

Episode 16: Leangle's Power

• The Leangle Belt is stolen from where Karasuma is sleeping. He wakes up, runs down to where Kenzaki is sleeping and this ensues:
  Karasuma The belt! It's gone!
  Kenzaki: (sleepy) Don't worry, it's here. (pulls out his own belt from under the blanket)
  Karasuma: Not that belt!
  Kenzaki: (still sleepy) The other one is here too. (pulls out Garren's belt that Tachibana gave up in the morning)
  Karasuma: No! The one made by Isaka!
  Kenzaki Oh! (rolls off the couch and flops on the ground face first)
  (Shiori runs in, finds out what happened and steps on Kenzaki to look out of the window)

Episode 17: The Evil Belt

• Kenzaki gets framed for shoplifting at the supermarket Mutsuki works at. When the owner says that Kenzaki may have to be arrested, he has an Imagine Spot about a news report on the shoplifting.
  News Reporter: Today, in a metro supermarket, a Kamen Rider was arrested for shoplifting. The culprit is only 22 years old. Because of his carelessness, all of Japan knows about him.

Episode 20: The Target Is Kotaro

• Yazawa in general, ranging from his howling to his somewhat laid-back demeanor when dealing with Kenzaki.
• While Miyuki was at his home, Kotaro comments to her of how Kenzaki and Shiori were freeloaders to their chagrin.

Episode 21: Battles That Feel For Friends

• Yazawa's Villainous Breakdown after Kenzaki wounded his arm. Miyuki then arrives at his location, where Yazawa complained at her for not helping him and for her cunning nature. She then insults him to use his head to which he retorts that he is, then getting told of Kenzaki's soft heart.
• Tachibana's idea of training Mutsuki so the Spider Undead doesn't influence him: swinging baseballs with a bat at a baseball field.
• Yazawa's mannerisms towards Kenzaki. Again.
• During his fight with Blade, Yazawa brags about being different from other Undead. Blade simply responds by chucking his sword at the Undead.

Episode 22: The Escape From Darkness

• Kotaro's cooking has a lapse that doesn't seem to faze Tachibana, compared to the regular tenants. Also, Kotaro pours himself some tea.
  • Shiori and Kenzaki taste the food and share a concerned look at Kotaro, who is so absentminded he doesn't see the tea running down the counter from the overfilled glass. Then they share even more concerned look at Tachibana, who is scarfing down his meal like if there was no tomorrow.
  • Kenzaki tries to cheer Kotaro up by telling that he is going to seal the woman Undead who broke his heart. Tachibana asks whether he has any leads and Kenzaki says that he might ask Hajime. He doesn't get any further because Kotaro screams and tries to climb up a wall while yelling he doesn't want to be saved by that guy again. Everyone just stares before returning to their conversation like if nothing happened.
  • Tachibana eyes Kotaro's meal and then asks if he can have it, much to Kenzaki and Shiori's surprise.
• While Rei is imperatively questioning Hajime, Miyuki arrives and asks her if she could speak to him for a few minutes. Rei doesn't comply, leading to Miyuki shoving her and revealing her Undead appearance to her.
• Amane nags on Kenzaki so much he falls off a bar stool.
• Mutsuki's scream, not unlike Tachibana's from #7.
• Mutsuki thinks he doesn't have any motivation to fight because no one died on him, unlike Kenzaki and Tachibana. They are reasonably apprehensive. Shiori gives Mutsuki a piece of her mind, when she hears what told Kenzaki.
  • Kenzaki tries to explain to Mutsuki that he is a Kamen Rider because it's his job, not fate. Mutsuki pouts that the pay is supposedly bad, leading to Kenzaki face planting in the table because the point he was trying to make missed Mutsuki by a continent. Shiori doesn't make it any better by saying that Kenzaki is inexpensive to keep, which makes him flop back on the couch for a change before admitting he does owe a lot to his landlord (Kotaro).

Episode 24: Mysterious Hunters

• Mutsuki leaving Nozomi locked inside with the other attendees the gates of the amusement park while he fends off against the werewolves.
• Daichi clapping when Miyuki clashes with the Wolf Undead at his territory, exclaiming to them to show off their strength.
• As the three Riders encounter Daichi, with Mutsuki telling him to reveal his true form, the Undead becomes exasperated as he complied.
• Kotaro struggling to get his spoon from under the refrigerator, in which Shiori carries the fridge up.
• Daichi exasperating again when Hajime decides to fight him.
• After defeating Hajime, Daichi noticed Miyuki watching them. Cue Miyuki's Oh, Crap! reaction as she starts running away from him.

Episode 26: The Power Which Moves Me

• Daichi's head position at the pool after envisioning himself defeating the four Riders.

Episode 28: A Dangerous Gamble!?

• Shima tells Shiori to that she shouldn't scowl because she would ruin her beauty. Kenzaki chuckles and Kotaro asks what beauty?. Shiori herself pull out a pocket mirror and frown at her reflection in it.
  • Shima asked Hajime to take care of his parakeet, Natural. Cue Hajime arriving at Kotaro's house to hand the parakeet to the trio because it annoys him. Shiori and Kenzaki run off to find Shima and Kotaro takes little solace in making a passive agressive comment to the parakeet about how Hajime is scary, looks the man dead in the eyes and passes him on the way out. Hajime smiles after Kotaro leaves.

Episode 29: The Two Chalices

• This and the next are Breather Episodes with Identical Stranger plot.
  • A man working a takoyaki stand runs away from his girlfriend (and the stand), stops in a temple garden and pouts how she is scary and should be avoided for the time being. Then he turns around and is scarred by Hajime, who appeared behind him pretty much out of thin air and looks exactly like him in different clothes. The man washes his face in nearby fountain, turns around, still sees Hajime and gets even more scarred. He can't be entirely blamed for thinking the man to be an apparition because not only he is an Identical Stranger, he can pass for a potentially malevolent spirit at most times anyway.
  • The man, Ryo, runs from his girlfriend again and leaves puzzled Hajime behind. She breaks in their flat and chucks an octopus at who she thinks is Ryo, but unlike the takoyaki seller, Hajime easily catches the octopus with his hand. She throws another one at him and he catches it in the other hand. She is amazed at first, but then starts pondering over his, from her point, tacky clothes, which are the same like Hajime wears pretty much all the time.
  • Members of her clan find her and try to make her return with them. When she refuses, they try to take her by force and get even more mad when Hajime appears and they mistake him for Ryo. Their Big Guy steps forward and gets knocked on his ass in five seconds flat.
    • Should add that Hajime lost his memory following the previous night's fight, is puzzled by everything and just let's people push him around because he doesn't know why not.
  • When Ryo pats Hajime on the shoulder to celebrate the plan to switch them, he gets his hand slapped away immediately because not even losing his memory and being generally aimless and motiveless didn't erase the nastier side of his personality.
  • Only after they switch clothes and Ryo sends Hajime off to his life, he starts wondering who he is now as not even Hajime himself knows that at the moment. This is promptly solved by Amane's arrival, who then proceeds to drags her supposed crush away.
  • The trio discusses how Mutsuki is still missing and probably under control of Spider Undead and Kenzaki adds that Hajime is missing too. Shiori says that she is worried about him, which irks Kotaro who doesn't want to deal with him nor wants anyone else in the team to.
  • Amane leads Ryo to Kotaro's house to get Kotaro to apologize for the little argument he had with Hajime yesterday. Ryo's first reaction to meeting Kotaro, Kenzaki and Shiori is to bow and greet them politely. The trio is floored. When Kenzaki picks himself up, he guesses that "Hajime" has a fever and tries to meassure his temperature by putting a hand on his forehead. Amane demands that Kotaro apologizes and Ryo shrugs it of even before it happens, causing the trio to be floored once again. Kotaro even drops his milk and it hovers in the midair for a moment and only hits the ground when Ryo acts like if he had too much caffeine.
  • Ryo makes takoyaki and it turns out to be delicious. Noone had ever thought about Hajime cooking or acting mostly normal so they all wonder what happened. Kenzaki thinks something is wrong. Shiori is still put off by Ryo hitting on her before and Kotaro thinks it's all because "Hajime" accepted his suggestions to be more human. Unfortunately, Ryo tries to hit on Shiori when handing her a plate and Kenzaki has to stop him with... only minimal use of force.
  • It had never occured to Ryo to think who his mysterious look alike really is and even if he did, he probably wouldn't thought about anything remotely close to the truth. So his first encounter with an Undead has him run away screaming. Even Kotaro, who considers himself a coward, only has a visible Oh, Crap! reaction and just pulls out a mobile phone and calls Kenzaki after the Undead chases after "Hajime".

Episode 30: Lost Memories

• Ryo manages to perpetuate the nonsense until he learns Hajime is a creature called Undead. Then Ryo realizes just how far ahead of himself he got.
  • He tries to call the bluff off pretty much immediatelly and says who he actually is, but doesn't explain anything and no one believes him. Kenzaki even thinks he is trying to get out of fighting by making stuff up. When Ryo learns that an Undead is after him and that it's the thing that tried to kill him just that day, he faints.
  • Ryo wants to go back to his own life, but Michi (his girlfriend) wants Hajime and his father can't even tell which one is the real Ryo, so he is not digging himself out that easily. It shouldn't even be that hard to tell them apart when Ryo is the normal, human one and Hajime stares without blinking or expression, doesn't speak or if he does, he parrots something someone said or what little he remembers. It's like the difference between a person and a wax figurine.
• Azumi writhing in pain after Ryo lands a takoyaki plate on her face.
• When Hajime returns to Jacaranda, Kotaro asks him for shoulder massage because Ryo tried to be amiable with him and convinced him they are friends. Hajime coldly rebuts him instead, leaving Kotaro confused and Amane happy that her jerk came back.

Episode 34: Category King

• When using Undead searcher fails at finding King, Shiori and Kotaro use his methods and ask Nozomi to spread his portait with a message over the internet so people would told them if they saw him. It's nice to see King annoyed and angered by his own weapons.

Episode 35: A Dangerous Transformation!?

• Every time Umi nags to Kenzaki to be her hero by making him to favors for her.
• Mutsuki checking on the amount of cards he and Hajime have. He then noticed the Absorb Orchid card, stating that he should've been the one to seal Miyuki, then throwing said Rouse Card on his dart board. Imagine what would Miyuki's reaction have been had she not been already sealed.
• Mutsuki attempting to have Hikaru sealed, only for her to knock him down and step on his head.

Episode 38: One Who Takes Hold of Destiny

• When Hajime enters his Wild Form to go toe to toe with the out of control Kenzaki, Mutsuki tries to attack him from behind only for Chalice to just swat him aside with a single punch not even bothering to turn his head.

[[folder: Episode 39: Reunion... Father & Daughter]]

• Kotaro's suggestion of a party in spite of the fact of Shiori's solemn mood.
• After Amane made fun of Mutsuki while walking with Hajime, Hikaru then laughed at him in agreement. She then mocked him for how the other Riders managed to evolve further than him, prompting Mutsuki to tell her not to follow him.

Episode 44: Fourcards

• Hajime follows Kenzaki around to be sure that he is not controlled by an Undead's poison that caused them quite the massive problem through Mutsuki just a little earlier. He follows Kenzaki back to Kotaro's house and sits on the floor in front of the inner door. Kotaro prepared a milk pudding for everyone, including Hajime, but Kenzaki is mad at him so he eats it along with his own portion.
  • He is so persistent that even the otherwise very patient Kenzaki gets mad at him and pulls out a lemon from his groceries and squirts the juice in Hajime's face before running. This comes back to bite him twice over. First, losing sight of Hajime creates opportunity for the impostor to attack. Second, when everything is over, Hajime brings this up, Kenzaki tries to wiggle out it by saying it was the impostor and gets lemon juice squirted in his face as a payback. Hajime knew it's him as he can sense Undead and also seemed to have developed a sense of humor.
  • After Kenzaki ditches him the first time Hajime comes across who he thinks is Kenzaki sitting on a bench juggling apples then "Kenzaki" pulls out a new frying pan and bangs it against his head denting it with crazed smile on its face. This is the same Trail Undead that earlier was spying on the heroes Predator style to say its whiplash is an understatement.
• In general Titan's crazed grins when disguised as the Riders is pretty funny.
• The Riders meet up at Kotaro's house to discuss how they know who is really is really who, then Kenzaki brings up the not unfair point that Shiroi could be the shapeshifting Undead, angering her to the point she's about to throw a stool at him to the alarm of the all the closely seated Riders save for Hajime confirming her identity . Then an unaware Kotaro stumbles in arms full of a new supply of milk with some of his favourite drink around his mouth taking him of the suspect list.

Episode 45: The New Card

• After Kenzaki and Tachibana run off to help Mutsuki leaving Shiroi and Kotaro with an unconsious Hajime in his Joker form, Kotaro pulls a blanket over him to cover his face and leave his feet expose.

Episode 46: The Ruler's Seal

• A Black Comedy moment but Tennoji's one last attempt to reach his goals by telling the Riders to seal Kanai while also shaking him. Kanai transforms into the Giraffa Undead and tells Tennoji that the one being sealed was him before slitting his head to death. As the Riders complained due to Tennoji being powerless at the time, Kanai's response was that the man was an Undead and that was all.

Kamen Rider Blade: Blade VS Blade

• This Hyper Battle DVD. That is all.
  • Kenzaki is fighting his clone, and his friends come to help... And fail miserably. Poor Kenzaki gets shot in the butt and whacked on the head by his friends Mutsuki and Tachibana. This would be acceptable if not for the fact that his clone has a goddamn scarf around his neck.
  Mutsuki: The fake one is this one! (*bops the real one)
  Kenzaki: Mutsuki! What the hell was that for?!
  Tachibana (after Mutsuki apologizes): I can tell which one is the real one because I've known Kenzaki for so long. (aims for a bit) That's the impostor! (shoots the real one in the ass.
  Kenzaki (rubbing his sorry butt while shaking his head in despair): Tachibana-san! That hurts!
  Mutsuki: ... Wow, you really messed up didn't you Tachibana-san?
  • When Hajime arrives, he's the one who actually figures out which Blade is the real one.
  Hajime: Two Blades?
  Tachibana: Can you tell which one is the real one?
  Hajime (smiles confidently): A simple task... Blade!
  Fake Blade: Grunts
  Kenzaki: Hm?
  Hajime: The right one's the real one (leaves afterwards).See it for yourself.