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The Spiderses is a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Troll Fic by Argembarger.

One day, Twilight Sparkle tries to cast a new spell. It turns her and, for some reason, Big Macintosh into spiders. They then have lots and lots of spider sex. Twilight gets pregnant with spider babies, who then hatch and kill Spike. There is a very exciting chase, and the two run into another spider named Miriam Webster and one of Pinkie Pie's sisters. The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by spitting all his juices back, Twilight and Big Mac are turned back into ponies by Miriam, the author has a Self-Insert cameo as an alicorn, and Twilight returns home.


Now stretch that one paragraph across a few pages, misspell almost every word, use no grammar whatsoever, and voila! You have The Spiderses, the answer to My Immortal and Half-Life: Full Life Consequences.

The fic can be read on Pastebin here, or on Fimfiction here. There are also a few dramatic readings on Youtube, if you are so inclined, with the equivalent of the Gmod version as part of Rainbow Dash Presents.



  • Animal Talk: Averted. Spiders can understand pony speech, but not the other way around. Pinkie Pie's sister is an exception.
  • Artistic License – Biology: Spike is killed when the baby spiders consume all his bodily fluids, but he returns to life when the fluids are put back in him.
  • Ascended Extra: Pinkie's sister. It's never specified whether it's Inky or Blinky.
  • Author Avatar / Self-Insert: Argembarger suddenly appears as an alicorn for absolutely no reason, just so Twilight can try and have "pony sex" with him. He blows her off and leaves in the same paragraph he's introduced.
  • A Wizard Did It: Literally so when Big Mac and Twilight were turned back to ponies by Merriam Webster.
  • Back from the Dead: The baby spiders bring Spike back to life by putting his vital fluids back into his body
  • Baleful Polymorph: Twilight Sparkle and Big Macintosh, obviously.
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  • Coitus Ensues: Big Macintosh's reaction to possibly being stuck in spider form? LET'S HAVE SEX!
  • Death Is Cheap: Sucked all the juices out of Spike? No biggie, just spit them back into him and he'll come back to life like nothing happened.
  • Department of Redundancy Department
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider: Miriam Webster, who turns Twilight and Bic Mac back into ponies.
  • Friends with Benefits: Twilight simply refers to Big Mac as a "good friend" at the end of the fic despite having spider sex and babies with him, implying their relationship is this.
  • Metaphorgotten:
    they started to have spider sex and it felt rely wieird for twilight but twilight nevr even had normal regualr pony sex so spider sex was the weirdest most strage thing ever. it was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence and i dont know wer this metaphor goesing. amynore.
  • Switching P.O.V.: The narration randomly shifts from third-person to Twilight Sparkle's first-person.


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