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Ivy, fan art by Monica Gilbey Bieber.

"Hi im Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber. Im rly fukin hot nd skiny nd I hav blomd curly hair dat gose all da way 2 muh nees and mi boobs r big nd hot nd I hav long leg dat r rly long nd supr hot and im rly tan nd tall nd hot nd I hav ruby lips and mah teeth r wite nd perfect nd a prfect noes nd my eyes r rly hot nd dey r dark brown nd my eylashes r rly long and hot. I go 2 a wizerd skool calld hogwarts nd im a wich der. Im frum amrika but I wanted 2 go heer instead bcuz british guyz r so fucing sexah. Im 15 so ill b in muh 5 year der bcuz im transferrin frum my normul skool heer 2 da witch scool der."
—The first paragraph.
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Da ivy cuvrd wals uv higwsrts, also known as de iby covred wallss of hpgwarts, also known as TE OVY COVEERED WALLLS OV HOGWrts, or, more correctly, The Ivy-Covered Walls of Hogwarts, is a Harry Potter fanfic by Sally-Anne Avery, which features horrible spelling and grammar. It is about Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber, a 15-year-old girl who transfers to Hogwarts, gets sorted in Gryffindor, and becomes Harry's girlfriend.

The fanfic's first chapter can be found here.

The author: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4333938/Sally-Anne-Avery (Which she barely uses anymore.)

The author's deviantART: http://saly-an-avry.deviantart.com/ (Which became more active after Sally got angry at FanFiction.Net for deleting her story twice, but is also being barely used now after her public apology to James.)

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