Jo Bekke, fan artnote
"MI friend edited it 4 me. You're the best, Darry!"
—Jo herself's author's note. (Thanks Darry. Without you, we'd have to read the unedited version.)
jo Bekke At Hugwrts is a Harry Potter fanfic "written" by Jo belle/Jo bekke/Jo bel. (The author is having problems spelling her own name.) The fanfiction is about Harry's twin sister, Jo Belle Susie Lilly Potter, who learns she's a witch after she murders her uncle and then revives him by "wavd mi hnd" (waving her hand, for those who can't understand her horrid grammar and spelling).
Even the writer of The Prayer Warriors stated that this must be the worst fanfic of all time. Well, even trolling has its standards.
The fanfiction is viewable in this
MST.
There's a shorter version of this fanfic here.
Compare Da Ivy Cuvrd Wals of Higwsrts (the author, with whom, real Jo was friends).
Compare and contrast My Immortal.
Jo Bekke at Hugwrts contains examples of:
- Artistic License – Biology: Darryl apparently has a talking penis.
- Artistic License – Economics: Apparently, Gringotts is a store where you can get free money. And you drive sports cars to vaults. And has a gremlin named 'Golum'.
- Author Avatar: Her character shares names and viewpoints with her.
- Author Filibuster: She would go out of her way to tell everyone that gaes, blaks, amd nurtherners are dum.
- Deep South: Jo Bekke is a walking redneck stereotype, as are all the "good" characters. (In spite of most of them being British.)
- Fangirl: Hermione/Harmony is an extreme fangirl of Jo Bekke/Jo Bel"She had a jo bekke t shirt on. She wore jo belkee earings, and JO bekle stamped pantz. She Also had a ho belle arm bracelet. She also had a JO belle ring on. And her finger nales had J-O-B-E-L on each hamd. "IM UR BIGGEST fan," HARMONY SAID."
- I Call Him "Mister Happy": Darryl has a talking penis nicknamed 'Little Darryl.'
- Kaleidoscope Eyes: Jo Bel's eyes are sometimes blue, green, or yellow. The art in the page depicts her with all three colors simultaneously.
- Out of Character: Everyone.
- Rape As Back Story: "Dey rap and hurt me."
- Real-Person Fic: OPRA WHIMPFREE, ELEN DEGENERIS, and MICHel DUGAr all appear in the fic.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: More words are spelled wrong than right.
- Troll Fic: Yet to be confirmed. Also, she has a better fanfic here, which is possibly an indication that the fanfic this article is about is an example of Stylistic Suck.
- Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: The protagonist is eleven years old. She is a serial killer and has sex with Darryl. Also, she pole dances on top of a tractor while smoking weed.
- Random Events Plot: With the exception of a few The Stations of the Canon-moments from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, the plot is clearly non-existent.
