This is a page primarily for the various characters in various Hat Films series, but also for friends of the trio. Tropes related to the Sirs are found primarily on the main page. For the Yogscast sheet, click here.
This is for characters who originally appear in the Minecraft series Feed the Beast.
Eric
Trott's ostrich/dragon hybrid.
- Killed Off for Real: In episode 79, Ross attempts to escape with Eric but lands in a hole. As they try to escape, Smith kills them both. Ross respawns, but Eric is dead for good.
Roger
Smith's horse.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Trott clearly assumes that he's Smith's Morality Pet and threatens him to try and make him calm down. Smith just offs him personally.
- I Have Your Wife: In a weird sense. Trott holds him hostage in an effort to get Smith to cooperate. It backfires horribly since Smith kills him personally.
This is for characters who originally appear in the Minecraft series Hat Corp.
Nigel
A senior member of the so-called "Legit Builders" firm that provide Hat Films with their technology and bases of operations.
- Butt-Monkey: Despite his expertise and helping the Sirs, he constantly winds up in bad situations.
- Hypercompetent Sidekick: While the Sirs are hardly incompetent per say, Nigel definitely provides them with a lot of expertise and materials.
Crystal
A dryad that the trio take captive and leave in their base.
- Green Thumb: The reason that Crystal is kept in the base is supposedly due to their ability to help saplings grow. This never happens for the trio, however, causing Smith to kill her.
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Smith kills her on these grounds, despite the protests against this idea.
This is for characters who appear in the 2015 Hat Pack series.
Colin
An extremely camp journalist who supposedly works for a "shitty tabloid", Colin is the only journalist that Ross supposedly knows. He has some sort of fixation on Ross. Voiced by Trott.
- Bait-and-Switch: He claims that he's drinking "cock...tails" in the bath.
- Camp Gay: While he uses a lot of Bait-and-Switch terms, such as claiming he's drinking "cock...tails", he's clearly fixated on Ross and mistakenly thinks that he and Ross were an item at one point.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Colin doesn't seem right in the head, is unable to grasp that he's not in a relationship with Ross, has a problem doing his work and makes some downright weird noises over the phone.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Ross seemingly only stays in touch with him because he needs a contact in the press, and doesn't really like him for fairly understandable reasons.
- Intrepid Reporter: Very much averted. Both times that Ross calls him, he can't even be bothered to leave the bath.
- Stalker with a Crush: To Ross, who he's very fixated on.
- Strawman Political: He's very much a Take That! on the trio's part towards tabloid journalism.
This is for characters appearing in the 2015 Grand Theft Auto V series Stunt Lads.
The Agent
The agent for the Stunt Lads, who never appears in person but is always heard on the telephone. Voiced by Turpster.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While he often makes unreasonable demands, he does work hard to help the Sirs try to achieve them.
- No Indoor Voice: He is almost always shouting. It's Turps, it comes with the territory.
- Voice with an Internet Connection: He's never appeared in person, instead calling the Lads over the telephone.
Dave
The long-suffering helper of the Lads who constantly has to endure their abuse.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Despite supposedly being on drugs the whole time, he is a Hypercompetent Sidekick.
- The Chew Toy: Very little goes right for him at the best of times.
- Dude, Where's My Respect?: Despite all his help, the trio rarely seem to respect him and he's often the victim of their cruel jokes.
- Hypercompetent Sidekick: Without his efficient help, it's unlikely that the trio would get as much done.
- Made of Iron: He's survived being stabbed at least five times, among other things.
Crew Member 1
A new member recruited in "Sky Joust". Played by a real human being.
- Butt-Monkey: Despite only being in for one episode, he has already been threatened with death and abused.
