Quotes / Yandere

I really love you! These are my confessions. My confessions of love! Don't be scared, baby. I'll make you love me, no matter what it takes...
Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way.

And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.

"I love you, in my own crazy, crazy way... Aya."
Markiplier ad-libbing Alfred Drevis' line from Mad Father

Remember I will always love you,
As I claw your fucking throat away.
It will end no other way.
— "Pushit", Tool

Up late night like she on patrol
Checkin' everything like I'm on parole
I told her there's some things she don't need to know
She never let it go
Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!
You need to stop it now...
... You're like the girl from Misery.
She said she ain't take it to this degree.
Well, let's agree to disagree.
— "RoboCop", Kanye West

"Say that you want me every day
That you want me every way
That you need me
Got me trippin' super psycho love
Aim, pull the trigger
Feel the pain getting bigger
Go insane from the bitter feeling
Trippin' super psycho love
— "Super Psycho Love", Simon Curtis

"If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't, I'll slit your throat
So won't u please b nice?"
— "Won't U Please B Nice", Nellie McKay

...And yes, it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you,
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
And if you say no, you're toast...
Ashley, WarioWare: Touched!

Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer.

"Nobody's gonna take you away from me. Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens."
Joel Robinson, Mystery Science Theater 3000

We were supposed to make her fall in love with you, not become psychologically obsessed with you!
TJ, Smart Guy

Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!
Alex Forrest, Fatal Attraction

Careful, what you do / 'Cause god is watching your every move...
Misa Amane, Death Note

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two), Harry Dacre

"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?"
"Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"
"No... YOU would."

Alma Wade, while trying to stop Michael Becket from resisting her attempts to rape him, FEAR.

The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity,
We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"
Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,
But I'd rather die than see you with another man!
Bad Company, "Burnin' Sky"

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
The Mourning Bride, William Congreve

I was the whining stranger
A fool in love
With time to kill
Steely Dan, "My Rival"

Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn!
Judge Claude Frollo, "Hellfire" (from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

''Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just die!"
Yuno Gasai, Future Diary

Come now, surely we can be friends
I know so much about you
I love you, look at everything I've done for you
You'd be nothing without me!
Why won't you answer me?!
I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut.
Fucking skank... Is she hotter than me?
Would you fuck me? Are you gay!?
(sometime later)
You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die!
Knife Party, "Internet Friends"

If you were here
I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear
And appeal to all your fears
If you were mine, if you were only mine
I'd bring you so much further down
And twist your mind until the end of time
You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind
Sirenia, "My Mind's Eye"

You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have.
Yuno Shoop, The Internets (This is supposed to make you feel deprived.)

When I told her, I could see her medication stop working.
Charlie, Two and a Half Men

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
The Beatles, "Run for your life"

Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin'
Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions
Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe
Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin' me to come back...
Tupac Shakur, "Do For Love"

I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up
Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you
But that's just how I express my love

"Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!"
The Duke, from Moulin Rouge!

I can't use what I can't abuse
And I can't stop when it comes to you...
You burned me out, but I'm back at your door
Like Joan of Arc coming back for more
I nearly died (3x)
I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart
Garbage, "Vow"

Amy: Say that you love me, and maybe I won't have to kill you!
Classic Sonic: NEVER, YOU BITCH!
Amy: You're gonna love me!
Classic Sonic: Over my dead body!
Gentendo Poop#22, The Paradox, Act 1

Amy: You can't escape my love, Sonic.
Classic Sonic: Is that love gonna kill me?
Amy: Probably, but I'll still enjoy it.
Gentendo Poop #22 (again)

Trixie Tang, The Fairly OddParents!, "Just The Two Of Us"

You're going to LOVE ME!
Fluttershy, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Best Night Ever"

I want to mix our blood
And put it in the ground
So you can never leave
I want to earn your trust
Your faith, your heart
You'll never be deceived

How the hell have you not learned yet that I am a jealous psychopath?
Genkaku, Deadman Wonderland

Do you want to go?! ... How badly you want to leave my grasp?! ... You can't. You can't!! I won't have it!! I WON'T LET YOU!!
Griffith before Guts' departure, Berserk

Giffany: I don't think you know what you're saying, Soos! No one loves you more than me! The girls out there will just make fun of you!
Soos: You-you really think so?
Giffany: I know so! Besides, we had a deal! You bought my game, you held my books, you're MY boyfriend! Now sit down in that chair!
Soos: I don't think I like the way you're acting...

Hey, Gloria. I just met with my lawyer. Because I confessed to having Cyril kill your husband, the DA agreed to only add on forty years to my sentence. LIFE PLUS FORTY FUCKING YEARS, GLORIA!
...all for you.
Ryan O'Reily, Oz

Your red hair is perfect for that fiery spirit that I admire. You know that's why I've decided to leave your beautiful face unharmed. I may not be able to keep you, but I'll always have the memory of your face to give comfort.
Karasu towards Kurama, YuYu Hakusho

"I love you."
"Imma kill you, bitch!"
Early Cuyler, Squid Billies

"I can't have you (Tree Hugger) interfering in my relationship with Fluttershy anymore!"
Discord, "Make Friends But Keep Discord"

Torg (thinking): Wait a minute! Just because Oasis is a gymnastic martial-arts assassin killer-robot that's been programmed to be madly in love with me doesn't mean she'd kill anyone I liked out of jealousy! Did I just let Zoë get hurt for no reason?
Oasis: "What kind of cone would you like, Torgy?"
Torg: "Chocolate. I LOVE chocolate ice-cream!"
[beat] Ice cream vendor: "Good Lord, she's killing the chocolate ice-cream! I didn't even know you could kill chocolate ice-cream!"
Torg (thinking): Never mind.
Sluggy Freelance, "Love Potion"

Crept through the curtains, as quick as the cold wind
Slowly exploring the room where you sleep
The stare of your portrait, the passing of your scent
Left me no choice but to stay
I will dissolve into the dark beneath your bed
My hands will wait for a taste of your skin
— "Sweet Tangerine" by The Hush Sound

To my dearest, Travis the Great. Hi there Travis the Great. I am the girl who loves you the most in the entire world. But in order to prove that I'm your #1 fan, I need some kind of evidence. Because no matter how much I insist that I'm your #1, any other chick or bitch can approach you and say the exact same thing. That is why I've decided. That I should become strong. By doing so I knew that someday, I'd be able to get closer to you. Putting my title as Travis the Great's #1 fan is on the line. I embarked on this path... And ended up winning the National Student Assassin championship. I really did my best! But you know, in hindsight it was a cinch. I guess I'm just blessed... I could master in one day techniques that would take others years to do. Pretty awesome, right? And then, I got greedy, a new urge, a vision. That just maybe I could win a fight against Travis the Great. Now my goal is to behead Travis the Great. Therefore surpassing my hero. Oops, did I actually write that... It's kinda embarrassing, you know. Well anyways, I've made up my mind. I made an oath. I won't be killed by anyone! I shall defeat Travis the Great in battle! Only then will Travis the Great be mine and mine only. Love, Travis the Great's #1 fan, Kimmy Howell.
Kimmy Howell's letter to Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

I have been looking for you for a long time, love, but it's always this way. You always try to escape me, always try to leave me, and you never stay, never, and I don't understand why. I love you best. I always loved you best, even when you didn't remember my name: you'll remember me eventually, won't you? No one else will ever love you as much as or the way I love you.

The maiden wept when she heard him
when he said he’d set her free
He took his gun and used it
to bring down her ancient reef
"Now your coral's fallen-
now you belong to me."
The Coral Maid poem

There's a spark in your eye
And a grin on your lips
She's a demon and I can't resist her
On a night like this

Say that you're fine
But I know that you're a wreck
There's a chill up my spine
With your hands around my neck

Handcuffed to your side
I know that I can't leave
I'm fixated on asphyxiation
But without you I can't breathe
"Crazy Chicks" by Ken Ashcorp

There is nothing I won't do for Senpai. I won't let anyone come between us. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care who I have to hurt. I don't care whose blood I have to spill. I won't let anyone take him from me. Nothing else matters. No one else matters. Senpai. Will. Be. Mine....He doesn't have a choice.
Yandere-chan, Yandere Simulator

I yearn for your love,
I yearn for your blood.
The blaze in my heart
lies deep as roots in this ground.
Take me into you,
take my hand, or
I'll kill again.
— "Hate, Lead The Way", by Swallow The Sun

When love is not madness, it is not love.

<Player name>... Do you know why I'm doing this...? Why I keep fighting to keep you around? I'm doing this...because you're special, <Player name>. You're the only one who understands me. You're the only one who's any fun to play with anymore. .. No... That's not JUST it. I... I... I'm doing this because I care about you, <Player name>! I care about you more than anybody else! I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready for you to leave. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again... So, please...STOP doing this...AND JUST LET ME WIN!!!
Asriel Dreemurr, Undertale

I can't believe you really did it. I was just teasing. I loved you. ...Of course, I was coming up here to kill ya. But first, I was going to try and win you back! With my amazing petition...
Jason 'J.D.' Dean, HeathersNote 

I was meant to be yours.
We were meant to be one.
Don't give up on me now!
Finish what we've begun.
You were meant to be mine.
I am all that you need.
You carved open my heart!
Can't just leave me to bleed!
Jason 'J.D.' Dean, Heathers the Musical

I love you. I mean, I'm still gonna kill you, but man, oh, man, am I gonna feel bad about it!

When you’re gone / I’ll go mad
So don’t throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family
To remind you of my love.
King George III, Hamilton

Nosferatu's lost love, Arikel, created the Toreador, and apparently they've pitied us ever since. Isn't that beautiful? I heard this story from a rather handsome storyteller, and he still repeats the story faithfully to me each night. You see, I've nailed him to a cross in my haven and kept him fed with my vitae every night. He will love me forever, as Arikel and Nosferatu never did.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Nosferatu (Revised)

By the way, I'll ask you one more time...you love me, right? Just try to say you don't love me. I'll rip you and this house apart right here, right now. If you die, you'll be mine forever, because you'll live on in my heart as a memory forever.

I'll have Belle for my wife. Make no mistake about that!

Oh, 'Clara, Clara, Clara'! You know, I should shoot you in a jealous rage. Now wouldn't that be sexy?
Missy, towards the Doctor, Doctor Who

Koko: Mitsuo, I am going to murder you!
Mitsuo: (Over the phone) Oh shit! Koko, I don't suppose you could show a...
Koko: And then I will learn the art of necromancy so I can bring you back to life and murder you again!
Mitsuo: Come on Koko, you know we can't get you mixed up with the dark arts again!
Koko: And then I will revive you a second time so we can get married and live off of your life insurance in perfect harmony!
Mitsuo: That doesn't even make sense!

Carved your name across three counties
Ground it in with bloody hides
Their broken necks will line the ditch
Till you stop it- stop it- stop it- stop it- stop it
Stop this madness
I want you...
— "This Tornado Loves You", by Neko Case

Tarantulas: I want... to ask you... the question... one more time.
Prowl: My answer's not going to-
Tarantulas: (screaming into his face) If you say no, I will see you destroyed, as I was! Not physically, but mentally, emotionally! All you've worked for— all you've lived for; toppled over for the vulture to feast on, just because you denied me! I have felt true loss Prowl. And I want you to be alive and aware and cogent to feel it too. Ostaros I miss terribly but he could never have happened without you, and nothing like him will ever happen again without you either!
Prowl: My God, Tarantulas...
Tarantulas: WILL YOU JOIN ME?
(long pause)
Prowl: My answer... is still no.
(a black prison box immediately slams down around Prowl, trapping him)
Tarantulas: I hope you're telling the truth, Prowl...

Never stick your dick in crazy.
Modern day adage

You loved her even more than I did, Shin. No one can love or hate with more passion than a madman.
Kenshiro, Fist of the North Star (Streamline English dub of movie)

For all intents and purposes, Edith is a partly crazy undead automaton whose only focus in this world is Eddie Lansdale. She loves him enough to have sex with him (whether he wants it or not), and she loves him enough to make him three square meals a day (even if getting him to eat those meals means holding his shriveled face against the plate until he licks it clean). She pursues her love of Eddie quite aggressively, and sees any persistent visitors as ne'er-do-wells who need to be purged from this mortal coil. Any perceived threats are met with Edith's rather unusual physical prowess.
— "The Swimming Hole," Mysterious Places

Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me
I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me
I'll follow you down til' the sound of my voice will haunt you
You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you
Fleetwood Mac, "Silver Springs"

Shizuku's the one that's always changing. I wonder if she's going to leave me behind one day... makes me consider ripping off her arms and legs.

"Baby, I love you so much... Don't make me kill you."
—"Hunt You Down" by Kesha

I don't know why the idea came to me. I just...
[cut to flashback of Sally sewing herself to her lovers ]
I wanted us to be so close. I just loved them so much! I didn't want them to ever leave...
Hypodermic Sally, American Horror Story: Hotel

(voiced lines)
"Only look at me!"
"Hey, will you die with me?"
(text lines in the Pocket Netherworld)
"My heart throbs when you stare at me...I want you to know this heartbeat...Wait. I'll take my heart out right now..."
"I only have eyes for you. So, you must only have eyes for me. I want you to see only me...forever..."
Maids with the "Yandere" personality setting, Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance

You see, Kenshin's got a unique way of treating the things important to him. He's actually quite caring, but somewhere along the line, that got turned around into his current, twisted definition of love. It's thinking he'd rather kill something than let it go that makes it worse.
Shingen on Kenshin, Ikemen Sengoku

Too soon? Oh, how sweet of you! I've got more. Here, take the main trope I wrote for you. Wait, you're reading another trope? Dump that trope you're reading this instant... or I will delete you along with it.