Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way.
And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.
"I love you, in my own crazy, crazy
Remember I will always love you, As I claw your fucking throat away. It will end no other way.
Up late night like she on patrol Checkin' everything like I'm on parole I told her there's some things she don't need to know She never let it go Okay, okay... OKAY, okay! You need to stop it now... ... You're like the girl from Misery
. She said she ain't take it to this degree. Well, let's agree to disagree.
"If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't, I'll slit your throat
So won't u please b nice?"
...And yes, it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you,
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
And if you say no, you're toast...
Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer.
"Nobody's gonna take you away from me. Not even me, see? I'll kill
me before that happens."
We were supposed to make her fall in love with you, not become psychologically obsessed with you!
—TJ, Smart Guy
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!
Careful, what you do / 'Cause god is watching your every move...
You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
—Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two), Harry Dacre
"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?"
"Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"
"No... YOU would."
—FEAR Alma Wade
, to Michael Beckett, when he fights her off while she tries to violate him.
The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity,
We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"
Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,
But I'd rather die than see you with another man!
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned
—The Mourning Bride, William Congreve
I was the whining stranger A fool in love With time to kill
Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn!
''Anyone who gets between me and Yukki can just die
If you were here I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear And appeal to all your fears If you were mine, if you were only mine I'd bring you so much further down And twist your mind until the end of time You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind
—Sirenia, "My Mind's Eye"
You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have.
When I told her, I could see
her medication stop working.
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin'
Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions
Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe
Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin' me to come back...
I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up
Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you
But that's just how I express my love
"Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!
I can't use what I can't abuse And I can't stop when it comes to you...
You burned me out, but I'm back at your door
Like Joan of Arc coming back for more
I nearly died (3x)
I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart
I want to mix our blood
And put it in the ground
So you can never leave
I want to earn your trust
Your faith, your heart
You'll never be deceived
How the hell have you not learned yet that I am a jealous psychopath?
I WON'T LET ANOTHER GIRL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME, SOOS!
Hey, Gloria. I just met with my lawyer. Because I confessed to having Cyril kill your husband
, the DA agreed to only add on forty years to my sentence. LIFE PLUS FORTY FUCKING YEARS
...all for you.
"I love you."
"Imma kill you, bitch!"
(thinking): Wait a minute! Just because Oasis is a gymnastic martial-arts assassin killer-robot that's been programmed to be madly in love with me doesn't mean she'd kill anyone I liked out of jealousy! Did I just let Zoë get hurt for no reason? Oasis
: "What kind of cone would you like, Torgy?" Torg
: "Chocolate. I LOVE chocolate ice-cream!"
... Ice cream vendor
: "Good Lord, she's killing the chocolate ice-cream! I didn't even know you could kill chocolate ice-cream!" Torg
(thinking): Never mind.
Crept through the curtains, as quick as the cold wind
Slowly exploring the room where you sleep
The stare of your portrait, the passing of your scent
Left me no choice but to stay
I will dissolve into the dark beneath your bed
My hands will wait for a taste of your skin
— "Sweet Tangerine" by The Hush Sound
To my dearest, Travis the Great. Hi there Travis the Great. I am the girl who loves you the most in the entire world. But in order to prove that I'm your #1 fan, I need some kind of evidence. Because no matter how much I insist that I'm your #1, any other chick or bitch can approach you and say the exact same thing. That is why I've decided. That I should become strong. By doing so I knew that someday, I'd be able to get closer to you. Putting my title as Travis the Great's #1 fan is on the line. I embarked on this path... And ended up winning the National Student Assassin championship. I really did my best! But you know, in hindsight it was a cinch. I guess I'm just blessed... I could master in one day techniques that would take others years to do. Pretty awesome, right? And then, I got greedy, a new urge, a vision. That just maybe I could win a fight against Travis the Great. Now my goal is to behead Travis the Great. Therefore surpassing my hero. Oops, did I actually write that... It's kinda embarrassing, you know. Well anyways, I've made up my mind. I made an oath. I won't be killed by anyone! I shall defeat Travis the Great in battle! Only then will Travis the Great be mine and mine only. Love, Travis the Great's #1 fan, Kimmy Howell.
I have been looking for you for a long time, love, but it's always this way. You always try to escape me, always try to leave me, and you never stay, never, and
I don't understand why. I love you best. I always loved you best, even when you didn't remember my name: you'll remember me eventually, won't you? No one else will ever love you as much as or the way I love you.
The maiden wept when she heard him when he said he’d set her free He took his gun and used it to bring down her ancient reef "Now your coral's fallen- now you belong to me."
There's a spark in your eye
And a grin on your lips
She's a demon and I can't resist her
On a night like this
Say that you're fine
But I know that you're a wreck
There's a chill up my spine
With your hands around my neck
Handcuffed to your side
I know that I can't leave
I'm fixated on asphyxiation
But without you I can't breathe
Too soon? Oh, how sweet of you! I've got more. Here, take the main trope
I wrote for you. Wait, you're reading another trope? Dump that trope you're reading this instant... or I will delete you along with it