Though there is no truly good way for a machine to be in love with someone, the armor unfortunately doesn't love Tony in a ground-worshipping, "I'll do anything" kind of way, but more in a "mine, mine, MINE!" kind of way.
And what kind of guy would stay with someone who just slew a dozen of his unborn children? The kind who's scared out of his fucking mind, that's who. He probably figures that if this crazy bitch has no compunctions about slaughtering innocent yolklings then she might just murder the crap out of him too. The whole system is about him getting matched up with the meanest, most efficient death machine in a forest full of bloodthirsty she-bitches. Yeah, settling down and raising a family is probably his only option here. Makes perfect sense, Nature.
Remember I will always love you,
As I claw your fucking throat away.
It will end no other way.
Up late night like she on patrol
Checkin' everything like I'm on parole
I told her there's some things she don't need to know
She never let it go
Okay, okay... OKAY, okay!
You need to stop it now...
... You're like the girl from Misery.
She said she ain't take it to this degree.
Well, let's agree to disagree.
—"RoboCop", Kanye West
"If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't, I'll slit your throat
So won't u please b nice?"
—"Won't U Please B Nice", Nellie McKay
...And yes, it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you,
But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends!
And if you say no, you're toast...
—Ashley, WarioWare: Touched!
Sometimes, Adorjan falls in love. Her hate is safer.
"Nobody's gonna take you away from me. Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens."
—Joel Robinson, Mystery Science Theater 3000
We were supposed to make her fall in love with you, not become psychologically obsessed with you!
—TJ, Smart Guy
Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!
—Alex Forrest, Fatal Attraction
Careful, what you do / 'Cause god is watching your every move...
—Misa Amane, Death Note
You'd actually be attractive if you didn't have crazy eyes.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
—Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built for Two), Harry Dacre
"Lute, do you know what would happen to you if you ever step out on me?"
"Uh...You'd be so broken hearted you'd die?"
"No... YOU would."
—FEAR Alma Wade, to Michael Beckett, when he fights her off while she tries to violate him.
''The judge said, "this man's a danger to humanity,
We're gonna lock him up and throw away the key!"
Now, baby, your love has sent me to jail,
But I'd rather die than see you with another man!''
—Bad Company, "Burnin' Sky"
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
—The Mourning Bride, William Congreve
I was the whining stranger
A fool in love
With time to kill
—Steely Dan, "My Rival"
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Be mine or you will burn!
—Judge Claude Frollo, "Hellfire" (from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
If you were here
I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear
And appeal to all your fears
If you were mine, if you were only mine
I'd bring you so much further down
And twist your mind until the end of time
You will never realise what darkness lies inside my mind
—Sirenia, "My Mind's Eye"
You will never be held against your will by your crazy stalker yandere girlfriend for a week while being chained to a chair and being fed by her as well as having her help you pee and also she tries to kill what litte friends you have.
—Yuno Shoop, The Internets (This is supposed to make you feel deprived.)
When I told her, I could see her medication stop working.
—Charlie, Two and a Half Men
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
—The Beatles, "Run for your life"
Your attitude was the cause; you got me stressin'
Soon as I open up the door, with your jealous questions
Like "Where can I be?" You're killing me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free, I can't breathe
Cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin' me to come back...
—Tupac Shakur, "Do For Love"
I'll step on you, tie you up, beat you up
Kick you, be a cocktease, hang you
But that's just how I express my love
"Satine will be mine. It's not that I'm a jealous man! I JUST DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!!"
— The Duke, from Moulin Rouge!
I can't use what I can't abuse
And I can't stop when it comes to you...
You burned me out, but I'm back at your door
Like Joan of Arc coming back for more
I nearly died (3x)
I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart
— Garbage, "Vow"
Amy: Say that you love me, and maybe I won't have to kill you!
Classic Sonic: NEVER, YOU BITCH!
Amy: You're gonna love me!
Classic Sonic: Over my dead body!
Amy: You can't escape my love, Sonic.
Classic Sonic: Is that love gonna kill me?
Amy: Probably, but I'll still enjoy it.
— Gentendo Poop #22 (again)
TELL ME I'M PRETTY!
— Trixie Tang, The Fairly OddParents, "Just The Two Of Us"
I want to mix our blood
And put it in the ground
So you can never leave
I want to earn your trust
Your faith, your heart
You'll never be deceived
How the hell have you not learned yet that I am a jealous psychopath?
—Genkaku, Deadman Wonderland
Do you want to go?! ... How badly you want to leave my grasp?! ... You can't. You can't!! I won't have it!! I WON'T LET YOU!!
— Griffith before Guts' departure, Berserk
Hey, Gloria. I just met with my lawyer. Because I confessed to having Cyril kill your husband, the DA agreed to only add on forty years to my sentence. LIFE PLUS FORTY FUCKING YEARS, GLORIA!
...all for you.
— Ryan O'Reily, Oz
"I love you."
"Imma kill you, bitch!"
— Early Cuyler, Squid Billies
Torg (thinking): Wait a minute! Just because Oasis is a gymnastic martial-arts assassin killer-robot that's been programmed to be madly in love with me doesn't mean she'd kill anyone I liked out of jealousy! Did I just let Zoë get hurt for no reason?
Oasis: "What kind of cone would you like, Torgy?"
Torg: "Chocolate. I LOVE chocolate ice-cream!"
Ice cream vendor: "Good Lord, she's killing the chocolate ice-cream! I didn't even know you could kill chocolate ice-cream!"
Torg (thinking): Never mind.
— Sluggy Freelance, "Love Potion"
Crept through the curtains, as quick as the cold wind
Slowly exploring the room where you sleep
The stare of your portrait, the passing of your scent
Left me no choice but to stay
I will dissolve into the dark beneath your bed
My hands will wait for a taste of your skin
— "Sweet Tangerine" by The Hush Sound
To my dearest, Travis the Great. Hi there Travis the Great. I am the girl who loves you the most in the entire world. But in order to prove that I'm your #1 fan, I need some kind of evidence. Because no matter how much I insist that I'm your #1, any other chick or bitch can approach you and say the exact same thing. That is why I've decided. That I should become strong. By doing so I knew that someday, I'd be able to get closer to you. Putting my title as Travis the Great's #1 fan is on the line. I embarked on this path... And ended up winning the National Student Assassin championship. I really did my best! But you know, in hindsight it was a cinch. I guess I'm just blessed... I could master in one day techniques that would take others years to do. Pretty awesome, right? And then, I got greedy, a new urge, a vision. That just maybe I could win a fight against Travis the Great. Now my goal is to behead Travis the Great. Therefore surpassing my hero. Oops, did I actually write that... It's kinda embarrassing, you know. Well anyways, I've made up my mind. I made an oath. I won't be killed by anyone! I shall defeat Travis the Great in battle! Only then will Travis the Great be mine and mine only. Love, Travis the Great's #1 fan, Kimmy Howell.
— Kimmy Howell's letter to Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
Too soon? Oh, how sweet of you! I've got more. Here, take the main trope I wrote for you. Wait, you're reading another trope? Dump that trope you're reading this instant... or I will delete you along with it.