Quotes: Surrounded by Idiots
: (impersonating Squidward)
Everyone is an idiot except for me! Squidward
: Well, it's true.
"I'm surrounded by defective circuitry..."
"Morons! I'm surrounded by morons!"
"It's a trap! A trap, you idiots! Don't fall for it!"
"Why must I constantly be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"
What's WRONG is that I have an army full of GENETIC MISTAKES! Why can't my minions be sophisticated or intelligent, like... well, like ME? Yago:
You can't expect all of us to measure up to you
, Sir. Sador:
Oh, don't flatter me!
"Note to self: need to order more henchmen. Good ones this time!"
: So, what are you up to? Grievous
: My armpits in incompetence!
(after his minions have kidnapped an old grey-haired guy
): I asked you to bring me Sayu Yagami
. A 17 year old girl. Does this look like a 17 year old girl to you? Minion 1:
No... Minion 2:
"Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."
"Why are evil geniuses always surrounded by fools?"
*Vegeta having a nose bleed*
Nappa: You ok, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes, just... just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. I didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Goku: Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Goku: Oh, really? Can I come in too?
: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!
are all INCOMPETENTS!
Edd: ...I'm surrounded by idiots.
"If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again."
"I know it's obvious
I'm a genius, but is everyone else this stupid?"
"MORONS! I have MORONS on my payroll!"
Zeetha: She sounds like an idiot.
Gil: Well, yes, but never a malicious one.
Zeetha: Is that important?
"YOU'RE A STUPID INCOMPETENT! I WANT THAT DOCTOR!"
— Tobias Vaughn, The Invasion
"You four take care of the Avatar. Do not underestimate her."
(one escape sequence later)
"I thought I told you not
to underestimate her?"
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
"Must I be the meat in an imbecile sandwich?"
"I'm up to my tits in morons."
I'm surrounded by FOOLS!"
from the third season of the animated series of Redwall
"Bah! How did Robotnik rule Mobius with you idiots working for him?"
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
(The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.)
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. (Closes helmet)
Keep firing, assholes!
"He's as dumb as a bag of hammers, but he works cheap."
"I'm surrounded by morons!
"I am surrounded by traitors, and FOOLS!!"
"How many times do I have to tell those idiots? If you're the last one in, LOCK THE GATE!"
''"Now I know why Moe's
— Christopher Titus
I'm sorry, Lord Ganon. Ganon: (sarcastically)
You're sorry... YOU'RE SORRY! Blast these incompetent servants! (Teleports in front of Evil Jar) Ganon:
YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!
"You continue to use officers of proven stupidity in order to boost your already inflated ego."
— Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space
"I am surrounded by cow turds!"
"All I have now is dickheads! Dickheads everywhere, yo!"
"You're part of a league of morons. You're one of the morons I have been fighting my whole life. My whole. Fucking. Life."
Why am I
always in such a bad goddamn mood
? Um... maybe because everyone is such a pain in the fucking ass all the time, did you ever think about that? I'm the boss of all these fucking assholes, and look what I work with! I work with a fucking redneck who runs around with half a hard on all the time, telling women he's got a Swiss Army dick and wants to fuck them in the back of his raised Corolla! Then there's the black snow patrol guy, who somehow manages to be more racist than the white guys who give him a watermelon on skis every year for his birthday, and do Sanford and Son
reenactments in the break room on Friday nights just to piss him off! He's going to stab one of these motherfuckers in the dick, and I'm not going to be able to stop him! And that's just what I deal with at work! When I go home and try to relax, my wife's bratty kids are running around screaming, then she drops the bombshell on me that she wants to have another one. I've already got three! Four
fucking kids?! Now I avoid my wife's pussy like it was a bear trap! I jerk off in secret in the bathroom now more than I did when I was 16! Oh, and I have shot a man in the face with a Howitzer and killed him
! This is not the life I was meant to live!
"Attention New New Yorkers: STOP ACTING SO STUPID!"
"*Sigh*, I'm babysitting a group of children."
"If you seem slow to me, Sherlock, can you imagine what real people are like? I'm living in a world of goldfish."
"Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs."
"All the ponies in this town are crazy!"
"What can I say, man; good help is hard to find."
"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
look for the light in their eyes, I do, I
do look for the light in their eyes! BULBS BURNED OUT!"