Quotes / Really Gets Around

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    Film - Live-Action 

She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!
Austin Powers on Alotta Fagina

And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!

Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will.
Holly, The Wedding Singer

    Literature 

I'm never unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time.
Empress Elysoun, The Tamuli

    Live-Action TV 

Peggy: I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year.
Jarvis: I don't think there’s enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.
Peggy: Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?
Jarvis: Oh yes. Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.
Peggy: Oh, please.

K.C. Kolowski: So what's the problem?
Lt. Colleen McMurphy: It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
K.C Kolowski: Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.

Roz: "Dozens of men?" Did you tell her that?!
Frasier: Well, forgive me for keeping track!
Frasier

Chandler: Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?
Joey: When, today? Ehhh... some, not a lot.
Friends

IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!

Oh that's rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.
Lister, Red Dwarf, "Parallel Universe"

How perfectly vile. If that's the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
Q to Vash, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Q-Less"

I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.
Dean Winchester, Supernatural

    Music 

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah, give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows
Leonard Cohen, "Everybody Knows"

Her thighs are full of tales to tell
Of all the nights she's known
Scott Walker, "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"

    Radio 

Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.
Humphrey Lyttleton, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

    Theatre 

She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still
The girl gets around!
Footloose, "The Girl Gets Around"

Maggie: ...I feel that I need some...wider experience.
Max: Oh. Sure. I get it. You mean like Diana.
Maggie: Diana?
Max: Desdemona. Soprano.
Maggie: Oh, her.
Max: She's flinging her way through the whole cast. All the men are getting flung out. You should see the guy who plays Iago. He's supposed to be evil. He can barely walk.
Maggie: Max -
Max: He's limping now -
Lend Me a Tenor by Ken Ludwig

    Video Games 

You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I know you're not my son. There aren't many who can say that.

Leliana: You are utterly impossible.
Zevran: On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.

    Visual Novels 

Judge: Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?
Angel Starr: Yes, "this boyfriend," "that boyfriend," and "the other boyfriend." Care to join? The "yet another boyfriend" position is still open.
Judge: ...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.
Ema Skye: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, "Rise From the Ashes"

    Webcomics 

Monogamy is for the weak!

Sabine: Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
Nale: You - you were gone for three hours!
Sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run, too.

    Web Original 

i really dont know why cuchulainn made that last promise
because he is physically incapable
of keeping it in his pants
it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster

David: The subplot during all of this is Lois being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by Mera for basically being a starfucker.
Chris: Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently Smallville Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville, "Patriot"

We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a vaginopithecus africanus...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.

Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Pamela Anderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s freshly divorced from the dude.

#362: It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.

Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter.

Metis: ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?
Ditto: ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokémon doesn't mean we all do.
Metis: Ah. Numbers game and all that... And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?
(Ditto looks annoyed)
Metis: What? It's a legitimate question.
Ditto: ...Um...
Metis: Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.
Ditto: ...I have standards.
Metis: Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.

    Western Animation 

Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.
Stan Smith, American Dad!

For shit's sake, Mother, how short is the list of guys you HAVEN'T screwed?!
Sterling Archer, Archer

Chief Running Water: Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
South Park, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

    Real Life 

If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... I wouldn't be a bit surprised.


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