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Mari: Everyone is Sugi-san's boyfriend.
"Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest! Fuck that guy! Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys! We'll find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT! I'M TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED!"
— Panty Anarchy, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt English dub
Comic Books
Sitwell: I wasn't aware that Mr. Stark had such a large—and, ahem—lovely fan club!
Girl 1: Fan club my false eye lashes! We happen to be his girl friends!!
Sitwell: All of you??!
Girl 1: Of course not!
Girl 2: Most of the others couldn't come!
Girl 1: Fan club my false eye lashes! We happen to be his girl friends!!
Sitwell: All of you??!
Girl 1: Of course not!
Girl 2: Most of the others couldn't come!
— an Iron Man story in Tales of Suspense
Fan Works
"Besides, Lyta was never taken with Power Girl. Kara had an attitude problem, and Lyta figured she also slept around. She was pretty sure that Syl and PG had done the deed, and Kara might have had a one-nighter with that Firestorm guy at a JLA / JSA party. Plus there was Andrew Vinson.
Nope, Kara was just too full of herself. Lyta suspected she was full of something else, too. Little Miss Longlegs from Krypton should just pick herself one guy to sleep with, like Lyta herself had done."
Nope, Kara was just too full of herself. Lyta suspected she was full of something else, too. Little Miss Longlegs from Krypton should just pick herself one guy to sleep with, like Lyta herself had done."
"I'm just not a one-woman woman. I've lived for a long time, and I've developed very cavalier attitudes towards romantic encounters. So you need to know right now, there will be other women. And men. And occasionally one of each at the same time, or two of one, or several of each in varying combinations, and of course you can be one of the women involved in any of those situations, and..."
— Amaterasu, Infinity
Carol Danvers: Don’t you have any feelings about life, or love? Have you ever been in love, Iva?
Iva Kann: I have mated, Ca-Rol Danvers. Probably more times than you.
Iva Kann: I have mated, Ca-Rol Danvers. Probably more times than you.
Ghirahim: You get love letters? I assumed you only got official complaints and hate mail.
Vaati: Well, some of it probably is. My girlfriends tend to get upset when they find out about each other.
Vaati: Well, some of it probably is. My girlfriends tend to get upset when they find out about each other.
She's had some decent lovers, some downright awful ones, too. Just because she is the top bounty hunter in the galaxy doesn't mean she can be choosy when the need overcomes her. As a result she has bedded rich men, powerful men, handsome men, not so handsome men, co-workers, rivals, employers, targets. Things never last beyond their one night together, and she rarely remembers names. Some she has felt affection for, others she disliked, and only one has she ever loved.
Film — Animation
Rat: How's your old lady?
Fox: Are you referring to my wife?
Rat: She was the town tart back in her day. Wild and footloose. Prettier than a minx, though.
Kylie: Is that true?
Fox: Of course not. She lived, we all did, it was a different time. Let's not form a double standard though, she marched against those-
Kylie: The town tart?
Fox: Shut up.
Fox: Are you referring to my wife?
Rat: She was the town tart back in her day. Wild and footloose. Prettier than a minx, though.
Kylie: Is that true?
Fox: Of course not. She lived, we all did, it was a different time. Let's not form a double standard though, she marched against those-
Kylie: The town tart?
Fox: Shut up.
Tramp: Who could ever harm a cute little trick like you?
Lady: Trick? Trick! That reminds me! Who is Trixie?!
Tramp: Trixie?
Lady: And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita—w-w-whatever her name is!
Lady: Trick? Trick! That reminds me! Who is Trixie?!
Tramp: Trixie?
Lady: And Lulu! And Fifi! And Rosita Chiquita—w-w-whatever her name is!
Film — Live-Action
"She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!"
— Austin Powers on Alotta Fagina
Brooke: My sister has been through a lot...
Gary: ...of dick!
Gary: ...of dick!
"Don't gimme that! You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever, baby!"
— Gangster Johnny, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (actually Angels With Even Filthier Souls, a movie within a movie)
"And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!"
— Captain Tucker, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
"Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will."
— Holly, The Wedding Singer
"If we had to avoid every guy [Becca]'s had sex with on public transportation, we'd never leave the apartment."
— Mike, Set It Up
"Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!"
—Rocco, The Boondock Saints
"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be."
—Riff Raff on Dr. Frank-N-Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!"
—Mrs. Mac, Black Christmas (1974)
Marlin: What's with all the Xs?
Red: Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.
Marlin: Yeah right. There are like 40 states accounted for here.
Jake: 42.
Red: And the fucker's parents are taking him to Alaska in August.
Red: Jake's hooked up with a girl from each of those states.
Marlin: Yeah right. There are like 40 states accounted for here.
Jake: 42.
Red: And the fucker's parents are taking him to Alaska in August.
Pratt: Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim girls last year?
Tony Stark: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
Tony Stark: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
"May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, Sir."
—Jarvis to Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Maria Stark: Be nice, dear. He's been studying abroad.
Howard Stark: Really, which broad?
Howard Stark: Really, which broad?
"My fans can wish me all the luck they want. My luck with my lovers get any better, I'll miss the race completely."
—"Calamity" Jane Kelly, Death Race 2000
"Look over there. I got plenty of tail. I got more tail than I can handle. I even got white tail!"
—Sugarman, Coffy
"Look at your own father, Davy. He screwed half the women in this town. Everyone knows it. You own mama knows it."
—Ruth Chandler, The Girl Next Door
Maid: I was under the impression that you were a one-man woman.
Tira: I am. One man at a time.
Tira: I am. One man at a time.
— I'm No Angel
"Well you 'aven't been diddled as often as me, ducky."
— Maggie, Carry On Dick
"Today, I made love to fourteen soldiers, twenty-one sailors, and sixteen airmen. The Prime Minister announced that the moral of the defense forces 'as never been 'igher!"
— Emmannuelle Prévert, Carry On Emmannuelle
Lily: I knew it was a mistake comin' on holiday with you. Anything in trousers.
Marge: Hark who's talkin'! (Beat) Anyway, he's not wearin' trousers.
Blakey: You're like a couple o' sex maniacs, you are.
Jack: Wha's a mat'er? Jealous?
Blakey: I had a dog like yous two. I had to take it to the vets.
"This is Erotica, daughter, and she's just been with one of her X lovers. 'X' being the Latin word for 'ten'."
— Lurcio, Up Pompeii
"Still, I love her dearly, even if she is only just a common little trollop. Of course, 'round here, she's known as 'Fanny by gaslight', or 'by moonlight', or 'by sunlight', or 'by candlelight'. I mean, it's all the same to her. She always closes her eyes anyway."
— Lurk, Up the Front
Catherine: You'll need a... real Victorian-sized family for a place like this.
Tandy: Well, have one.
David: Well, it's not as easy as all that.
Tandy: Oi never found it difficult...
Literature
Freyja was the goddess said to have forgotten her chastity inside her mother when she was born.
"I'm never unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time."
— Empress Elysoun, The Shining Ones
Tiffany: How many husbands have you actually had, Nanny?
Nanny Ogg: Three of my own, and let's just say I've run out of fingers on the rest, as it were...
Nanny Ogg: Three of my own, and let's just say I've run out of fingers on the rest, as it were...
In those days— again, ah! how different I was then— the word love meant nothing to me. As far as I was concerned, the world was full of beautiful female cats who were simply waiting for my attentions. But though I paid them court, and chased them and sang to them, I never allowed myself to be made unhappy by them.
— Pufftail, Stray
Oholah whored while she was Mine, and she lusted after her lovers, after the Assyrians, warriors clothed in blue, governors and prefects, horsemen mounted on steeds—all of them handsome young fellows. She bestowed her favors upon them—upon all the pick of the Assyrians—and defiled herself with all their fetishes after which she lusted. She did not give up the whoring she had begun with the Egyptians; for they had lain with her in her youth, and they had handled her virgin nipples and had poured out their lust upon her. Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians after whom she lusted. They exposed her nakedness; they seized her sons and daughters, and she herself was put to the sword. And because of the punishment inflicted upon her, she became a byword among women.
Her sister Oholibah saw this; yet her lusting was more depraved than her sister’s, and her whoring more debased. She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and prefects, warriors gorgeously clad, horsemen mounted on steeds—all of them handsome young fellows. And I saw how she had defiled herself. Both of them followed the same course, but she carried her harlotries further. For she saw men sculptured upon the walls, figures of Chaldeans drawn in vermilion, girded with belts round their waists, and with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them looking like officers—a picture of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. At the very sight of them she lusted after them, and she sent messengers for them to Chaldea. So the Babylonians came to her for lovemaking and defiled her with their whoring; and she defiled herself with them until she turned from them in disgust. She flaunted her harlotries and exposed her nakedness, and I turned from her in disgust, as I had turned disgusted from her sister. But she whored still more, remembering how in her youth she had played the whore in the land of Egypt; she lusted for concubinage with them, whose members were like those of asses and whose organs were like those of stallions. Thus you reverted to the wantonness of your youth, remembering your youthful breasts, when the men of Egypt handled your nipples.
Her sister Oholibah saw this; yet her lusting was more depraved than her sister’s, and her whoring more debased. She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and prefects, warriors gorgeously clad, horsemen mounted on steeds—all of them handsome young fellows. And I saw how she had defiled herself. Both of them followed the same course, but she carried her harlotries further. For she saw men sculptured upon the walls, figures of Chaldeans drawn in vermilion, girded with belts round their waists, and with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them looking like officers—a picture of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. At the very sight of them she lusted after them, and she sent messengers for them to Chaldea. So the Babylonians came to her for lovemaking and defiled her with their whoring; and she defiled herself with them until she turned from them in disgust. She flaunted her harlotries and exposed her nakedness, and I turned from her in disgust, as I had turned disgusted from her sister. But she whored still more, remembering how in her youth she had played the whore in the land of Egypt; she lusted for concubinage with them, whose members were like those of asses and whose organs were like those of stallions. Thus you reverted to the wantonness of your youth, remembering your youthful breasts, when the men of Egypt handled your nipples.
—Book of Ezekiel, 23:5-21
Live-Action TV
Peggy: I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year.
Jarvis: I don't think there’s enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.
Peggy: Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?
Jarvis: Oh yes. Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.
Peggy: Oh, please.
Jarvis: I don't think there’s enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.
Peggy: Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?
Jarvis: Oh yes. Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.
Peggy: Oh, please.
Sharon: You are hopeless, Dor. You are a complete traitor to the women's movement.
Dorien: As far as I'm concerned, Sharon, the woman's movement is what you do with your pelvis.
Dorien: No, I'm glad I had Gary an' Tony an'... Carl an'... what's his name?
Tracey: Luke.
Dorien: Oh yes, Luke!
Sharon: Oh, an' Harvey an' Eric an' that Dennis from the AA.
Tracey: An' that solici'or in the 'igh street.
Sharon: An' the tennis coach, an' Giovanni from the salon, an' Vince with the big, um, Harley-Davidson.
Dorien: An' all those wonderful backroom boys!
Sharon: An' frontroom boys.
"I simply must find my own little love nest to rent. I've been trying to find somewhere to go with my new man Brian, he's a relapsed born again Christian, an' I suddenly realised that I had been to all the hotels at least half a dozen times. I mean it is becoming embarrassing. Half of them mention me by name in their fire instructions."
— Dorien Green, Birds of a Feather, "Moving"
Dorien: Tracey, have you no pride? Telling your life story to a virtual stranger?
Tracey: Whereas you just sleep with 'em.
K.C. Kolowski: So what's the problem?
Lt. Colleen McMurphy: It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
K.C Kolowski: Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
Lt. Colleen McMurphy: It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
K.C Kolowski: Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
The Doctor: You're not the first, you know. I did travel with another immortal once. Captain Jack Harkness.
Ashildr: Who?
The Doctor: He'll get 'round to you eventually.
Ashildr: Who?
The Doctor: He'll get 'round to you eventually.
Roz: "Dozens of men?" Did you tell her that?!
Frasier: Well, forgive me for keeping track!
Frasier: Well, forgive me for keeping track!
— Frasier
Roz: I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.
Fraiser: Well, in that case, you should outlive styrofoam.
Fraiser: Well, in that case, you should outlive styrofoam.
— Frasier, "Are You Being Served?"
Chandler: Joe, um... you've had a lot of sex, right?
Joey: When, today? [shrugs] Some, not a lot.
Joey: When, today? [shrugs] Some, not a lot.
— Friends
Ross: Even if she doesn't know anything [about babies], I do. I have a son. And his mother and I didn't live together, and whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself!
Mrs. Green: That's true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?
Mrs. Green: That's true...you do have another child...with another woman. Have you no control, Ross?
— Friends
IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!
"You've dated every man in town except Mr. Larry at the beauty parlor and a few shut-ins."
— Thelma Harper, Mama's Family
"Oh that's rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers."
— Lister, Red Dwarf, "Parallel Universe"
"How perfectly vile. If that's the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard."
— Q to Vash, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Q-Less"
"I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside."
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"I was just a girl, and I was madly in love with Charles. But then he had to go on naval maneuvers, and I fell under the spell of another gentleman. Well, I say gentleman—it was the Argentine polo team."
— Camilla, The Windsors
Blanche: This is the most bizarre evening I've ever spent with a man.
Rose: Including the time with the Nicaraguan Jai Alai team?
Dorothy: She said one man. That was the most bizarre evening she spent with a team.
Rose: Including the time with the Nicaraguan Jai Alai team?
Dorothy: She said one man. That was the most bizarre evening she spent with a team.
Evelyn: (to Charlie) Is there anyone in the 310 area code that you haven't mounted?
Music
Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah, give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah, give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows
— Leonard Cohen, "Everybody Knows"
Her thighs are full of tales to tell
Of all the nights she's known
Of all the nights she's known
— Scott Walker, "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"
Professional Wrestling
- "It's true, I will do anything for my chance, unlike Trish Stratus, who will do ANYONE!""Last week, I was punished for calling Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley a bargain basement slut - yeah - and I also called her the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgustingly skankiest, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho I had ever - EEEEEEVER - seen in my life. So I came out here tonight to apologize. [boos] I came to apologize to all of the bargain basement sluts...and to all of the filthy, disgusting, dirty, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho's - I apologize for even comparing you to the miserable slimeball pig that IS Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. So I apologize for offending anybody (with the exception of Stephy Baby)."—Chris Jericho, WWE Raw, April 17, 2000
Radio
"Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side."
— Humphrey Lyttleton, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
Theatre
She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still
The girl gets around!
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still
The girl gets around!
— Footloose, "The Girl Gets Around"
Maggie: ...I feel that I need some...wider experience.
Max: Oh. Sure. I get it. You mean like Diana.
Maggie: Diana?
Max: Desdemona. Soprano.
Maggie: Oh, her.
Max: She's flinging her way through the whole cast. All the men are getting flung out. You should see the guy who plays Iago. He's supposed to be evil. He can barely walk.
Maggie: Max -
Max: He's limping now -
— Lend Me a Tenor by Ken Ludwig
My dear lady, this is the list
Of the beauties my master has loved,
A list which I have compiled.
Observe, read along with me.
In Italy, six hundred and forty;
In Germany, two hundred and thirty-one;
A hundred in France; in Turkey, ninety-one;
But in Spain already one thousand and three.
Of the beauties my master has loved,
A list which I have compiled.
Observe, read along with me.
In Italy, six hundred and forty;
In Germany, two hundred and thirty-one;
A hundred in France; in Turkey, ninety-one;
But in Spain already one thousand and three.
— Leporello, Don Giovanni
Unproduced Scripts
"'E gets more bangs than a shutter in a gale."
— Ted Marley, Carry On Again Nurse
Video Games
"You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I know you're not my son. There aren't many who can say that."
Leliana: You are utterly impossible.
Zevran: On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
Zevran: On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
Visual Novels
Judge: Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?
Angel Starr: Yes, "this boyfriend," "that boyfriend," and "the other boyfriend." Care to join? The "yet another boyfriend" position is still open.
Judge: ...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.
Ema Skye: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
Angel Starr: Yes, "this boyfriend," "that boyfriend," and "the other boyfriend." Care to join? The "yet another boyfriend" position is still open.
Judge: ...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.
Ema Skye: Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, "Rise From the Ashes"
Web Animation
Girl: These are all the men I've been with. (shows Seamus her photo album right at his face)
Seamus: I did NOT need to see that. OKAY.
Girl: UGH! Mind your own business! Why are you men so concerned with my sex life?!
Seamus: I did NOT need to see that. OKAY.
Girl: UGH! Mind your own business! Why are you men so concerned with my sex life?!
— FreedomToons, "Slut Shaming?"
Jayna: Ah Paris! The most romantic city in the world! You know, Shay, this is where I met your father.
Shay: I thought you met Dad when you were working at a Hooter's.
Jayna: ...You know, Cameron, this is where I met your father. That's what it was.
Shay: I thought you met Dad when you were working at a Hooter's.
Jayna: ...You know, Cameron, this is where I met your father. That's what it was.
— The Most Popular Girls in School, "The New Team USA"
Webcomics
"Monogamy is for the weak!"
— Marena, Keychain of Creation
Sabine: Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.
Nale: You - you were gone for three hours!
Sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run, too.
Nale: You - you were gone for three hours!
Sabine: Yeah, well, I had errands to run, too.
Darren: Actually, I get tested every time I have a new partner. My last results came in clean last Thursday.
Hazel: So why are you getting tested with us tomorrow?
Darren: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and some guy I met at a bus stop. HOT.
Hazel: So why are you getting tested with us tomorrow?
Darren: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and some guy I met at a bus stop. HOT.
Half of them want to date Christopher Montana, the quarterback, and the other half are dating him.
— Chloe, Dangerously Chloe
Web Original
i really dont know why cuchulainn made that last promise
because he is physically incapable
of keeping it in his pants
it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster
because he is physically incapable
of keeping it in his pants
it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster
— Bettermyths, "There is No Dude Badder Than Cuchulainn"
David: The subplot during all of this is Lois being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by Mera for basically being a starfucker.
Chris: Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently Smallville Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
Chris: Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently Smallville Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville, "Patriot"
Smallville, "Patriot""We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a vaginopithecus africanus...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award."
"Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Pamela Anderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s freshly divorced from the dude."
#362: It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.
"Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter."
Metis: ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?
Ditto: ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokémon doesn't mean we all do.
Metis: Ah. Numbers game and all that... And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?
(Ditto looks annoyed)
Metis: What? It's a legitimate question.
Ditto: ...Um...
Metis: Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.
Ditto: ...I have standards.
Metis: Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.
Ditto: ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokémon doesn't mean we all do.
Metis: Ah. Numbers game and all that... And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?
(Ditto looks annoyed)
Metis: What? It's a legitimate question.
Ditto: ...Um...
Metis: Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.
Ditto: ...I have standards.
Metis: Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.
Western Animation
"Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began."
— Stan Smith, American Dad!
"For shit's sake, Mother, how short is the list of guys you HAVEN'T screwed?!"
— Sterling Archer
Chief Running Water: Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."
Cartman: Huh?
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.
— South Park, "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"
Launchpad: So, what's this big date?
Fenton: Not a date.
Launchpad: Right. Of course. But if it was, I'd say that it's good to see you find that special someone. And that someone can be many things. A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, a clone of yourself, a Viking shield-maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...
Fenton: Not a date.
Launchpad: Right. Of course. But if it was, I'd say that it's good to see you find that special someone. And that someone can be many things. A friend, a confidant, a deadly ninja, a forbidden mermaid, a were-duck, a clone of yourself, a Viking shield-maiden, a talking cloud of energy that one time...
— DuckTales (2017), "The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!"
I had sex with all the pretty girls on campus, and even some of the not-so-pretty ones!
— Cal Evans, Undergrads
Peter: There's something I always wanted to ask you. You were with a lot of girls. Did you ever get a sexual disease?
Fonz: Herpes twice. And the clap. (Beat) Ayyyyyyyyy!
Fonz: Herpes twice. And the clap. (Beat) Ayyyyyyyyy!
Real Life
"If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
"Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in The Sea Shall Not Have Them? I don't see why not. Everyone else has."
— Noël Coward (on seeing a poster of the film The Sea Shall Not Have Them featuring closeted bisexual actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)
"Despite last weeks woes, the Braves still sport (scoring) numbers that would (even) make Christie Brinkley blush."
— Al King, Braves travel to New England with Reputation, The Indiana Gazette, November 2, 1984
"A vivacious, harmless and very publicity-conscious woman, (Suzy) Chaffee was quite candid about her relationships with numerous men. But her boasts which were toned down as she grew older, did not come close to the caviler sexist bragging of male athletes, like Joe Namath."
— Grace Lichtenstien, Machisma: Women and Daring
"Her romances tended to last an average of six months. Sex was not the problem: She found many "giving" men who were "great humanists" in bed. But sooner or later, either Suzy or the humanist would start feeling hemmed in. And for all of her blatant flirting, she was never the aggressor in love affairs. "I give men assertive training out of bed and they give me more assertive training in bed." she said, dissolving in a pool of laughter. Suzy Chaffee and the Suzy Chapstick sex symbol evidently were not always the same person."
— Grace Lichtenstein, Machisma: Women and Daring
"The worst part of an HIV test is the wait, because you can't help but think of all the nasty shit you've done over the years: 'I'm Itchy, the stripper from Miami!'"
