->'''Sitwell''': I wasn't aware that Mr. Stark had such a large--and, ahem--lovely fan club!\\
'''Girl 1''': Fan club my false eye lashes! We happen to be his girl friends!!\\
'''Sitwell''': All of you??!\\
'''Girl 1''': Of course not!\\
'''Girl 2''': Most of the others couldn't come!
-->-- an Comicbook/IronMan story in ''Tales of Suspense''

->Besides, Lyta was never taken with ComicBook/PowerGirl. Kara had an attitude problem, and Lyta figured she also slept around. She was pretty sure that Syl and PG had done the deed, and Kara might have had a one-nighter with that Firestorm guy at a JLA / JSA party. Plus there was Andrew Vinson.\\
Nope, Kara was just too full of herself. Lyta suspected she was full of something else, too. Little Miss Longlegs from Krypton should just pick herself one guy to sleep with, like Lyta herself had done.
-->-- ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!
-->-- '''Film/AustinPowers''' on Alotta Fagina

->Don't gimme that! You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...I could go on forever, baby!
-->-- '''Gangster Johnny''', ''Film/HomeAlone'' (actually ''Angels With Even Filthier Souls'', a movie within a movie)

->And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!
-->'''Captain Tucker''', ''Film/INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry''

->Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will.
-->-- '''Holly''', ''Film/TheWeddingSinger''


[[folder:Light Novels]]
->''Freyja was the goddess said to have forgotten her chastity inside her mother when she was born.''


->''"I'm ''never'' unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time."''
-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', ''Literature/TheShiningOnes''

->'''Tiffany:''' How many husbands have you actually had, [[DirtyOldWoman Nanny]]?\\
'''Nanny Ogg:''' Three of my own, and let's just say I've run out of fingers on the rest, as it were...
-->-- ''Discworld/TheShepherdsCrown''

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Peggy:''' I need you to get me a list of all the women that Howard has entertained in the last year.\\
'''Jarvis:''' I don't think there’s enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.\\
'''Peggy:''' Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?\\
'''Jarvis:''' Oh yes. Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.\\
'''Peggy:''' Oh, please.
-->-- ''Series/AgentCarter''

->'''K.C. Kolowski''': So what's the problem?\\
'''Lt. Colleen [=McMurphy=]''': It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.\\
'''K.C Kolowski:''' Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
-->-- ''Series/ChinaBeach''

->'''Roz:''' "Dozens of men?" Did you tell her that?!\\
'''Frasier:''' Well, forgive me for keeping track!
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Roz:''' I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.\\
'''Fraiser:''' Well, in that case, you should outlive styrofoam.
-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "Are You Being Served?"

->'''Chandler:''' Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?\\
'''Joey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint When, today]]? Ehhh... some, not a lot.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

-->-- '''[[Creator/BrianBlessed Augustus]]''', ''Series/IClaudius''

->Oh ''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.
-->-- '''Lister''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"

->How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
-->-- '''Q''' to Vash, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Q-Less"

->I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''The Doctor:''' I had an immortal companion once. Captain Jack Harkness. Have you met him?\\
'''Ashildr:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' He'll get around to you eventually.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''



->Everybody knows that you love me baby\\
Everybody knows that you really do\\
Everybody knows that you've been faithful\\
Ah, give or take a night or two\\
Everybody knows you've been discreet\\
But there were so many people you just had to meet\\
Without your clothes\\
And everybody knows
-->-- '''Music/LeonardCohen''', "Everybody Knows"

->Her thighs are full of tales to tell\\
Of all the nights she's known
-->-- '''Music/ScottWalker''', "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"



->Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard ''HMS Belfast'', and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.
-->-- '''Humphrey Lyttleton''', ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''



->She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no\\
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still\\
The girl gets around!
-->-- ''Film/{{Footloose}}'', "The Girl Gets Around"

->'''Maggie:''' ...I feel that I need some...wider experience.
->'''Max:''' Oh. Sure. I get it. You mean like Diana.
->'''Maggie:''' Diana?
->'''Max:''' Desdemona. Soprano.
->'''Maggie:''' Oh, her.
->'''Max:''' She's flinging her way through the whole cast. All the men are getting flung out. You should see the guy who plays Iago. He's supposed to be evil. He can barely walk.
->'''Maggie:''' Max -
->'''Max:''' He's limping now -
-->-- ''Theater/{{Lend Me a Tenor}}'' by Ken Ludwig


[[folder:Video Games]]

->You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. ''There aren't many who can say that.''
-->-- '''[[Creator/TimCurry Emperor Doviculus]]''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->'''Leliana:''' You are utterly impossible.\\
'''Zevran:''' On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''


[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->'''Judge:''' Other boyfriend?!? You have several?!?\\
'''Angel Starr:''' Yes, "this boyfriend," "that boyfriend," and "the other boyfriend." Care to join? The "yet another boyfriend" position is still open.\\
'''Judge:''' ...I-I'll stick to overseeing cases thank you very much.\\
'''Ema Skye:''' Note to self: the judge had to think before replying.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', "Rise From the Ashes"



->Monogamy is for the weak!
-->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->'''Sabine:''' Nale, sugar, I'm literally [[HornyDevils an evil incarnation of illicit sex]], do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.\\
'''Nale:''' You - you were gone for three hours!\\
'''Sabine:''' Yeah, well, I had errands to run, too.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->i really dont know why cuchulainn made that last promise\\
because he is physically incapable\\
of keeping it in his pants\\
it is like his penis is some kind of unruly seamonster
-->-- ''Bettermyths'', [[http://bettermyths.com/there-is-no-dude-badder-than-cuchulainn/ "There is No Dude Badder Than Cuchulainn"]]

->'''David:''' The subplot during all of this is ComicBook/{{Lois|Lane}} being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by [[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} Mera]] for basically being a starfucker.\\
'''Chris:''' Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently ''Smallville'' Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "Patriot"

->We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude.
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/08/pamela-andersons-latest-marriage-lasted-longer-than-you-thought-it-would-last/ Michael K.]]'''

->#362: It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->Like [[FlyoverCountry Kansas]], flat, white and easy to enter.
-->-- ''Website/UrbanDictionary'' on Creator/ParisHilton

->'''Metis:''' ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?\\
'''Ditto:''' ...One, most Ditto are purple. The chances of one being blue are about one in eight thousand something. Two, just because we can potentially breed with any fertile Pokémon doesn't mean we all do.\\
'''Metis:''' Ah. Numbers game and all that... And okay. Not all of them do. Do you?\\
(''Ditto looks annoyed'')\\
'''Metis:''' What? It's a legitimate question.\\
'''Ditto:''' ...Um...\\
'''Metis:''' Yes or no, come on, not a hard question.\\
'''Ditto:''' ...I have standards.\\
'''Metis:''' Oh, fine, be a party-pooper.
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->For shit's sake, Mother, how short is the list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!
-->-- '''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Chief Running Water:''' Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."\\
'''Cartman:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."\\
'''Cartman:''' Huh?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' Your mom's a slut.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"


[[folder:Real Life]]

->If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]
-->-- '''Creator/DorothyParker'''

->Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''? I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Creator/MichaelRedgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)