Film / Up the Front

Fanny: You mean you're not going to fight for your country?

Lurk: Look, I try to see the other chap's point of view. Perhaps the filthy Bosche enjoy being filthy. Who am I to criticise other people's habits?

— Lurk trying to justify his cowardice to Fanny.

Up the Front is a 1972 film and the third/final film spin-off of Up Pompeii. It stars Frankie Howerd, Hermione Baddeley, Robert Coote, Bill Fraser, Lance Percival, Dora Bryan, Peter Bull, Jonathan Cecil, Percy Herbert, William Mervyn, Madeline Smith, Stanley Holloway, and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Lurk (Howerd) is one of the servants of Lord and Lady Twithampton (Mervyn and Linda Gray) and Captain Nigel Phipps-Fortescue (Cecil). He is the lowliest of all the servants and a terrible coward. While his heart lies with the Maid, Fanny (Smith), he has no chance of getting to her while the butler, Groping (Fraser), has his eye (and hands) on her.

When World War I breaks out, Captain Nigel and Groping go off to fight, but Lurk is happy enough to stay at home until he hypnotised to want to defend by the Great Vincento (Holloway). Once in a trance, Auntie Cora Crumpington (Bryan) gets him to enlist in the army and he travels to the Western Front as a Private under the command of Groping, now a Sergeant Major, and Corporal Lovechild (Herbert).

After a mix-up causes him to accidentally enter Madame Monique's (Baddeley) brothel mistaking it for the Medical Officer's residence, Groping sends Lurk to No Man's Land, where he ends up in possession of the German's master plan after Captain Nigel steals it from under the noses of General von Kobler (Bull), Colonel von Gutz (Percival), and Captain Hamburger (Ingo Mogendorf). Once Lurk and Captain Nigel return to their base, it has been invaded by the Germans, so Captain Nigel has to have it tattooed onto Lurk's rear end, causing German intelligence to pursue Lurk across France.

Once inside the British military's headquarters, the German spy Mata Hari (Gabor) tries to get the plans back from Lurk before he can give them to General Burke (Coote), while he is pursued by Colonel von Gutz and his henchmen, Donner (Gertan Klauber) and Blitzen (Stanley Lebor), as Hilarity Ensues.

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Tropes in this Film:

• Accidental Misnaming: Colonel von Gutz's accent causes him to pronounce Captain Nigel's name as "Niggle Whipps-Vaterscrew".
• Accidental Pervert: While looking for Lurk, Colonel von Gutz accidentally walks in on the Buttercup Girls getting changed.
• The Alcoholic: The Great Vincento, who is plastered and clearly slurring his words throughout his entire stage performance. He eventually passes out midperformance, right before he was supposed to snap Lurk out of his trance, causing Auntie Cora to get him to enlist to fight in the war.
• Alliterative Name: The credits reveal that Auntie Cora's full name is "Cora Crumpington".
• All There in the Script: Several characters' names are only given in the end credits:
  • Auntie Cora's last name is "Crumpington".
  • The German General's last name is "Von Kobler".
  • The other Officer working with Groping is called "Corporal Lovechild".
  • The man doing the Knife-Throwing Act is called "El Puncturio".
  • The Camp Cook is called "Midgeley".
  • The German who sees General von Kobler and Colonel von Gutz put the master plan in the safe is called "Muller".
  • Mata Hari's maid is called "Magda".
• Answer Cut: When Groping needs someone to take care of the goat and ponders who the most expendable man they've got is, the film cuts to Lurk running up to join the parade.
• An Arm and a Leg: When thinking his finger has gotten infected, Lurk briefly frets that his arm will have to be chopped off.
• Ass Shove: When Groping gives Lurk his bayonet:
  Groping: There your rifle, an' there's your bayonet. You know where to put it, don't ya?
  Lurk: Yes, I know where I'd like to put it...
• Bandage Mummy: Fanny has Lurk covered in bandages in order to sneak him out of the field hospital without Colonel von Gutz discovering him.
• The Big Damn Kiss: Lurk gives Fanny one after he is made a Colonel.
• Black Comedy Rape: When Groping lives up to his name with Fanny, she asks if he's not going to rape her, leading to Groping flipping a coin to see if he should or not.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: As with Up Pompeii and Up the Chastity Belt, Frankie Howerd frequently breaks the fourth wall to address the audience and crack jokes. At one point, Zsa Zsa Gabor does too:
  Lurk: Surely, she won't pull that old gag?
  Mata Hari: Of course I vill.
  Lurk: In that case, so will I.
• Brief Accent Imitation:
  • Lurk copies Lord Twithampton's voice to stop Groping from having his way with Fanny.
  • Lurk copies Mata Hari's voice to escape Colonel von Gutz, Donner, and Blitzen.
• Buxom Beauty Standard: When in the field hospital, Lurk admires Fanny's breasts.
• Camp Cook: Lurk and the troops have Midgeley, a disgusting man who puts dead cockroaches and boots in the food.
• Cassandra Truth: Lord Twithampton accurately predicts that England will go to war soon but Lurk just dismisses him as a silly old fool.
• Clothing Damage:
  • Groping rips Fanny's maid outfit as he tries to have his way with her.
  • The goat Lurk has been tasked with keeping an eye on rips his battledress trousers.
• Comedic Underwear Exposure: When Lurk is Disguised in Drag for El Puncturio's Knife-Throwing Act, Colonel von Gutz throws a knife at him. It doesn't harm him but causes his knickers to fall around his ankles.
• Covered in Gunge: Upon Lurk's arrival in France, the motorbike that dropped him off sprays him with mud.
• Dirty Coward: Lurk is one, just as his ancestors were until he is hypnotised by the Great Vincento to want to save England.
• Dirty Old Man:
  • Groping, who is always chasing after Fanny, frequents Madame Monique's brothel, and tries to have it off with Magda the maid.
  • Colonel von Gutz is accused of being one after he accidentally walks in on the Buttercup Girls while they are getting changed.
• Disguised in Drag: The Buttercup Girls dress Lurk in Isobella's clothes in order to help him hide from Colonel von Gutz.
• Distant Finale: After Lurk is made a Colonel, the film cuts to 1939 when World War II has been declared.
• Double Entendre:
  • When Groping is furious at Lurk for interrupting his time with Fanny:
    Groping: I'll teach you to interfere with me private life!
    Lurk: Oh, Mister, your life is no concern of mine, especially your private parts.
  • When Groping fixes Lord Twithampton's cravat:
    Groping: Your cravat - it's drooping a little.
    Lurk: That's not surprising, is it? He is seventy-five.
• Dressing as the Enemy:
  • Captain Nigel wears a German uniform to go behind enemy lines and steal plans for British Intelligence.
  • Colonel von Gutz disguises himself as a British Medical Officer to capture Lurk.
• Drill Sergeant Nasty: Groping becomes one after he becomes a Sergeant Major, bossing Lurk around even worse than he did under the Twithamptons:
  Groping: And when I come back, I want to be able to see me face in them.
  Lurk: If you're not careful, you'll see them in your bloody face!
• Fauxreigner:
  • The British Captain Nigel disguises himself as a German to infiltrate their headquarters.
  • The German Colonel von Gutz disguises himself as a Brit to steal the German's master plan from Lurk.
  • The British Lurk and German Colonel von Gutz, Donner, and Blitzen disguise themselves as Frenchmen (with Colonel von Gutz as a Scottish Officer) in order to get to General Burke.
  • El Puncturio is really a Brit putting on a Spanish persona for his Knife-Throwing Act.
• Femme Fatale: Mata Hari, who seduces British men in order to get information for the German army.
• Fingore: Lurk angrily stabs a potato that reminds him of Groping, before clutching his hand in pain as the knife went through to the other side:
  Lurk: Look at my finger! Oh, get me to the Royal Finger Hospital quickly.
• Flirtatious Smack on the Ass: Groping gives one to one of the whores at Monique's.
• The Ghost:
  • When Lurk finds the Battle H.Q., he mistakes it for the residence of his friend, Harry Quigley.
  • Mademoiselle Frufru, who Midgeley goes off for a tryst with.
  • General and Madame Dubinier, and Sir Grumble de Grunt, guests at British Headquarters.
  • Isobella, El Puncturio's assistant who Lurk disguises himself as to hide from Colonel von Gutz.
• Got Volunteered: Velma forces a reluctant Lurk to take part in the Great Vincento's hypnotism show.
• Gratuitous French: Madame Monique uses a few French phrases such as "Mon Dieu".
• Gratuitous German: Colonel von Gutz and his men pepper their speech with German words such as "schnell".
• Grievous Bottley Harm: When Colonel von Gutz is about to shoot General Burke, Captain Nigel karate chops the gun out of his hand while Lurk knocks him out with a champagne bottle to the head.
• Here We Go Again!: After fighting in World War I, the film ends with Lurk hearing of the outbreak of World War II.
• High-Class Glass: Colonel von Gutz and General Burke wear them, befitting them as high-ranking Officers.
• Hospital Hottie: Fanny becomes one after she becomes a field nurse. When she attends to Lurk in the field hospital, he gets a good view of her breasts.
• Hypno Fool: The Great Vincento hypnotises Lurk into thinking he is Horatio Nelson and Sir Francis Drake before making him want to defend England, which causes him to be susceptible to Auntie Cora getting him to enlist in the war.
• Hypocritical Humour: Midgeley complains about how unhygienic it is to have cockroaches in the kitchen, before dumping the one he just killed into the stew.
• Identical Grandson: Lurk is the spitting image of his Roman ancestor, Lurcio.
• Ill-Timed Sneeze: When Lurk and Captain Nigel are hiding under the table during Colonel von Gutz's conference, some snuff brushed under the table causes Lurk to sneeze and send the table upwards, giving away the two's position.
• Immediate Self-Contradiction: After Lurk assures Captain Nigel that nothing will make him desert his post, he hears gunshots and runs for it.
• Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: Somehow Lurk of all people is able to dodge a German machine gun just by running away from the bullets.
• Intimate Marks: Captain Nigel has the German's master plan tattooed on Lurk's bottom so he can get it to General Burke without suspicion.
• Knife-Throwing Act: When Disguised in Drag to hide from Colonel von Gutz, Lurk ends up in El Puncturio's act as his assistant getting knives thrown at him. To make matters worse, Colonel von Gutz, Donner, and Blitzen find him and begin throwing knives of their own.
• Last-Second Word Swap: When Colonel von Gutz (in disguise as a doctor) has Lurk taken away to a private room:
  Colonel von Gutz: I need to interr-er... give him the help he needs.
• Low Clearance: Captain Nigel knocks his head on a low-hanging light twice when stealing General von Kobler's war plans.
• Malaproper: Lurk accidentally says "infested" when he means "infected" while talking about the cut on his finger.
• Man in a Kilt: Colonel von Gutz wears a kilt as part of his Scottish Officer disguise inside British Headquarters.
• Meaningful Name:
  • Lord and Lady Twithampton, slang for a stupid person which fits the Upper-Class Twits.
  • Groping, meaning to feel around blindly with the hands, which makes sense as he's always after Fanny:
    Lurk: "Groping". What? That's not only his name, that's his hobby.
  • Fanny, means "vagina", fitting for a young woman who loves to have it off.
  • Although only stated in the credits, the other Officer in charge of Lurk is called "Corporal Lovechild", meaning the child of two who haven't been married, perfect for an utter bastard such as himself.
• Mobile Shrubbery: Lurk disguises himself as a tree in order to get to General Burke and show him the German's master plan:
  Lurk: What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a tree before?
  Waiter: Sorry, sir.
  Lurk: We've got branches everywhere.
• Mistaken Identity:
  • After wandering into Monique's believing it to be the Medical Officer's residence, Lurk mistakes Madame Monique for a hospital Sister.
  • When Groping sees Lurk hiding under a purple nightie at Monique's, he assumes he is Lurk's sister.
• Murphy's Bed: When Lurk wanders into a bedroom inside British Headquarters, Colonel von Gutz pops out from under the covers with a gun but can't do anything with it as Lurk sends the bed back into the wall, giving him time to escape.
• Naked Freak-Out: The Buttercup Girls have one when Colonel von Gutz walks in on them getting changed.
• Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Fanny tries to help Lurk avoid being done for desertion by telling the doctor that he has vital information for General Burke. Unfortunately, the doctor is Colonel von Gutz in disguise, and Lurk becomes a target for the German army.
• No Full Name Given:
  • We don't get to find out Fanny, Madame Monique, the Great Vincento, or Velma's last names.
  • The same can be said for Lurk, Groping, Colonel von Gutz, Donner, Blitzen, General Burke, Lord and Lady Twithampton, Captain Hamburger, and Mallett's first names.
• The Oldest Profession:
  • When Lurk hears that Midgeley is off for a tryst with Mademoiselle Frufru, he claims he heard she costs twenty-five francs.
  • Madame Monique runs a brothel that Lurk mistakes for the residence of the Medical Officer.
• One Dialogue, Two Conversations: After entering Monique's believing it to be the Medical Officer's residence, Lurk tries asking for her to help his cut finger, while Madame Monique believes he is trying to pull her.
• Pain to the Ass:
  • When Groping bends over, the goat charges behind and rams him.
  • Colonel von Gutz runs through the middle of the Buttercup Girls' performance when trying to catch Lurk and gets kicked up the ass by one of them.
  • When General Burke inspects the German master plan tattooed on Lurk's behind, he stabs several flags in it to show where to attack, much to Lurk's displeasure.
• The Peeping Tom: Lurk spies on Fanny's bloomers through a keyhole.
• Plot Hole: Early on, Groping states that the Hun is at the gate again, despite the film being set in World War I meaning it should've been the first time Britain was at war with Germany.
• Pre-War Civilian Career: Prior to joining the army, Lurk and Groping were the bootboy and butler to Lord and Lady Twithampton.
• Pun:
  • After discovering he has to play the assistant in El Puncturio's Knife-Throwing Act, Lurk bemoans that he's "not cut out for this", and then remarks he soon will be as another knife hits the wall.
  • While disguised as a tree, Lurk tells a waiter that they've "got branches everywhere".
• Punny Name:
  • Lurk, meaning to wait in ambush.
  • Captain Hamburger, also a popular lunchtime meal.
  • General Burke, or "berk", British slang for Country Matters.
  • Donner and Blitzen, two of Santa's reindeer.
• Rank Up: Lurk agrees to get the German's master plan to General Burke in hopes that he will be made an Officer. He succeeds and is made a Colonel.
• Really Gets Around:
  • Fanny has earned quite a reputation for herself:
    Lurk: Still, I love her dearly, even if she is only just a common little trollop. Of course, 'round here, she's known as "Fanny by gaslight", or "by moonlight", or "by sunlight", or "by candlelight". I mean, it's all the same to her. She always closes her eyes anyway.
  • The tattooist's wife does - he practices on her, and so does everyone else!
• Scatterbrained Senior: Lurk dismisses Lord Twithampton as one and tends to disregard most things he says.
• Sexless Marriage: The Twithamptons have one according to Lurk:
  Lord Twithampton: Well, if it does come to armed conflict, it's going to be terribly hard on me an' your mother, you know. Cooped up here, I hope we don't get on top of each other.
  Lurk: Don't worry. There's no fear of that.
• Shout-Out:
  • When explaining Fanny's promiscuity to the audience, one of the names Lurk calls her is "Fanny by gaslight", the title of a 1940 novel and 1944 film.
  • Lurk does impressions of Horatio Nelson and Sir Francis Drake while hypnotised.
  • In his war diary, Lurk writes that it is "All Quiet on the Western Front".
  • Lurk calls the army's goat "Billy the Kid".
  • When Lurk is caught in the Germans' searchlight, he asks "What do I do now, sing 'Swanee'?".
  • When trying to sneak into the British HQ, Lurk claims he is in fancy dress as The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
• Signs of Disrepair: The sign at Monique's gets splattered with mud leaving only the first two letters visible. Lurk sees the sign and ends up wandering thinking that "MO" meant "Medical Officer".
• The Starscream: After General von Kobler orders Colonel von Gutz to kill himself, Colonel von Gutz chooses to shoot him dead and take over.
• Steven Ulysses Perhero: Although only revealed in the credits, the man who a dragged-up Lurk assists for his stage act is called "El Puncturio". "Puncture" means to put a hole in something, while he does a Knife-Throwing Act.
• Stuff Blowing Up: The safe holding the German's master plan is blown up by Captain Nigel so the plan can be stolen.
• Tagline: "When only Frankie's cheek could save Britain from the Hun".
• Tampering with Food and Drink: When seducing Lurk, Mata Hari sneaks a Truth Serum drug into his drink. However, Lurk catches on and switches the drinks, leading to the two to switch the drinks back and forth until neither know who has the drugged glass. After the two uncertainly take a sip, Mata Hari discovers she has had it.
• Tempting Fate: Once Lurk finishes peeling his potatoes, he claims that now he can go win the war. Not a second after this, a mountain of more potatoes comes pouring down from behind a curtain.
• Terrible Trio: Colonel von Gutz and his henchmen, Donner and Blitzen, form one to try and retrieve the German master plan.
• Those Two Guys: Colonel von Gutz's henchmen, Donner and Blitzen, are never seen apart.
• Time Skip: After Lurk is made a Colonel, the film jumps from 1914 to 1939.
• Title Drop: Auntie Cora rouses the troops in the field hospital with a song:
  Auntie Cora/Troops: Up the front!
  Lurk: Up the front!
  Auntie Cora/Troops: Up the front!
  Lurk: Up the front!
  Auntie Cora/Troops: The boys are going, up the front!
• Truth Serums: Mata Hari tries to drug Lurk with one but ends up taking it herself when he switches their drinks:
  Lurk: This could be very interesting. Now, what vital questions shall I ask?
  Mata Hari: 36-22-36.
  Lurk: Oh, I 'aven't asked you yet, dear.
• Undercrank: Played for Laughs as the Germans and British rapidly capture and recapture the French base back and forth.
• Upper-Class Twit: Lord Twithampton is a feeble-minded old man who can't manage tasks without getting his servants to do the work for him.
• Visual Pun: Lurk claims he won't fight in World War II as he has the kids to look after, followed by him walking down the street with lots and lots of goats.
• The Von Trope Family: General von Kobler and Colonel von Gutz both fall under Darker Von Trope, being high-ranking German army officials who will stop at nothing to retrieve their master plan from the British.
• V-Sign: The end credits start with Winston Churchill giving one.
• Wardrobe Malfunction: When Lurk is Disguised in Drag for El Puncturio's Knife-Throwing Act, Colonel von Gutz throws a knife at him that slices his knickers and sends them falling around his ankles.
• You Have Failed Me: After Colonel von Gutz loses Lurk again, General von Kobler orders for him to kill himself, so Colonel von Gutz takes the revolver and shoots the General dead instead.
• You Need a Breath Mint: The Great Vincento has nasty breath:
  The Great Vincento: I will take your breath away.
  Lurk: I wish you'd take yours away.

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