History Quotes / ReallyGetsAround

3rd Jul '16 6:21:08 PM aishwarya
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->Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...I don't see why not. Everyone else has.

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->Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...Them''? I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
1st Jul '16 12:49:20 AM PaulA
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-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', ''[[Literature/TheElenium The Tamuli]]''

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-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', ''[[Literature/TheElenium The Tamuli]]''
''Literature/TheTamuli''
25th Jun '16 10:25:13 PM aishwarya
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->Creator/MichaelRedgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)

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->Creator/MichaelRedgrave ->Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave Creator/MichaelRedgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)
18th Jun '16 5:40:45 PM aishwarya
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-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring [[TransparentCloset closeted]] [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)

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-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring [[TransparentCloset closeted]] closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)
18th Jun '16 4:12:01 PM aishwarya
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->Creator/MichaelRedgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring [[TransparentCloset closeted]] [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)
26th May '16 12:31:22 PM rt2012
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-->-- '''Film/AustinPowers''' on Alotta Fagina,

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-->-- '''Film/AustinPowers''' on Alotta Fagina,
Fagina
1st Nov '15 11:23:16 AM BugsFan17
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--> ''Theater/{{Lend Me a Tenor}}'' by Ken Ludwig

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--> -->-- ''Theater/{{Lend Me a Tenor}}'' by Ken Ludwig
1st Nov '15 11:22:27 AM BugsFan17
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->'''Maggie:''' ...I feel that I need some...wider experience.
->'''Max:''' Oh. Sure. I get it. You mean like Diana.
->'''Maggie:''' Diana?
->'''Max:''' Desdemona. Soprano.
->'''Maggie:''' Oh, her.
->'''Max:''' She's flinging her way through the whole cast. All the men are getting flung out. You should see the guy who plays Iago. He's supposed to be evil. He can barely walk.
->'''Maggie:''' Max -
->'''Max:''' He's limping now -
--> ''Theater/{{Lend Me a Tenor}}'' by Ken Ludwig
27th Sep '15 2:23:32 PM rt2012
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->And as for you...if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, I'd have to hide it!
-->'''Captain Tucker''', ''Film/INowPronounceYouChuckAndLarry''
7th Sep '15 11:32:48 AM Tacitus
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->''"Her thighs are full of tales to tell\\
Of all the nights she's known"''
-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"

->''"She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no\\
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still\\
The girl gets around!"''
-->-- ''{{Footloose}}'', "The Girl Gets Around"

->''"Everybody knows that you love me baby\\

to:

->''"Her thighs are full [[foldercontrol]]


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!
-->-- '''Film/AustinPowers''' on Alotta Fagina,

->Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid... alright, he probably will.
-->-- '''Holly''', ''Film/TheWeddingSinger''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->I'm ''never'' unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time.
-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', ''[[Literature/TheElenium The Tamuli]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Peggy:''' I need you to get me a list
of tales to tell\\
Of
all the nights she's known"''
-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"

->''"She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no\\
When her motor is running, this girl
women that Howard has entertained in the last year.\\
'''Jarvis:''' I
don't sit still\\
The girl gets around!"''
think there’s enough ink in the whole of New York to complete that request.\\
'''Peggy:''' Fine. Just in the last six months, then. Is that possible?\\
'''Jarvis:''' Oh yes. Yes, I suggest we start with the Western hemisphere.\\
'''Peggy:''' Oh, please.
-->-- ''{{Footloose}}'', "The Girl Gets Around"

->''"Everybody
''Series/AgentCarter''

->'''K.C. Kolowski''': So what's the problem?\\
'''Lt. Colleen [=McMurphy=]''': It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.\\
'''K.C Kolowski:''' Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
-->-- ''Series/ChinaBeach''

->'''Roz:''' "Dozens of men?" Did you tell her that?!\\
'''Frasier:''' Well, forgive me for keeping track!
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Chandler:''' Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?\\
'''Joey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint When, today]]? Ehhh... some, not a lot.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS ''NOT'' SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!
-->-- '''[[BrianBlessed Augustus]]''', ''Series/IClaudius''

->Oh ''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.
-->-- '''Lister''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"

->How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
-->-- '''Q''' to Vash, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Q-Less"

->I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]

->Everybody
knows that you love me baby\\



And everybody knows"''
-->--'''Music/LeonardCohen''', "Everybody Knows"

->If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]
-->--'''Creator/DorothyParker'''

->Like [[FlyoverCountry Kansas]], flat, white and easy to enter.
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on Creator/ParisHilton

->Congratulations to Canadian American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, 'Eh, I’m bored of this peen again, NEXT!' ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/08/pamela-andersons-latest-marriage-lasted-longer-than-you-thought-it-would-last/ Michael K.]]'''

->We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->'''David:''' The subplot during all of this is ComicBook/{{Lois|Lane}} being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by [[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} Mera]] for basically being a starfucker.\\
'''Chris:''' Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently ''Smallville'' Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Patriot")

->Oh ''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.
--> --'''Lister''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"

->How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
-->--'''Q''' to Vash, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Q-Less")

->'''Roz:''' "Dozens of men"? Did you tell her that?!\\
'''Frasier:''' Well, forgive me for keeping track!
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Leliana:''' You are utterly impossible.\\
'''Zevran:''' On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS '''NOT''' SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?
-->-- '''[[BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]]''' as Augustus, ''Series/IClaudius''

->...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.

to:

And everybody knows"''
-->--'''Music/LeonardCohen''',
knows
-->-- '''Music/LeonardCohen''',
"Everybody Knows"

->If ->Her thighs are full of tales to tell\\
Of
all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]
-->--'''Creator/DorothyParker'''

->Like [[FlyoverCountry Kansas]], flat, white and easy to enter.
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on Creator/ParisHilton

->Congratulations to Canadian American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, 'Eh, I’m bored of this peen again, NEXT!' ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/08/pamela-andersons-latest-marriage-lasted-longer-than-you-thought-it-would-last/ Michael K.]]'''

->We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->'''David:''' The subplot during all of this is ComicBook/{{Lois|Lane}} being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by [[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} Mera]] for basically being a starfucker.\\
'''Chris:''' Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently ''Smallville'' Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
nights she's known
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Patriot")

->Oh ''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.
--> --'''Lister''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"

->How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
-->--'''Q''' to Vash, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Q-Less")

->'''Roz:''' "Dozens of men"? Did you tell her that?!\\
'''Frasier:''' Well, forgive me for keeping track!
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Leliana:''' You are utterly impossible.\\
'''Zevran:''' On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS '''NOT''' SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?
-->-- '''[[BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]]''' as Augustus, ''Series/IClaudius''

->...Samantha
'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Radio]]

->Samantha
has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, ''HMS Belfast'', and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.



[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]

->She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no\\
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still\\
The girl gets around!
-->-- ''Film/{{Footloose}}'', "The Girl Gets Around"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. ''There aren't many who can say that.''
-->-- '''[[Creator/TimCurry Emperor Doviculus]]''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->'''Leliana:''' You are utterly impossible.\\
'''Zevran:''' On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Visual Novels]]



'''Angel Starr:''' Yes 'this boyfriend' 'that boyfriend' and 'the other boyfriend' care to join? The 'yet another boyfriend' position is still open.\\

to:

'''Angel Starr:''' Yes 'this boyfriend' 'that boyfriend' Yes, "this boyfriend," "that boyfriend," and 'the "the other boyfriend' care boyfriend." Care to join? The 'yet "yet another boyfriend' boyfriend" position is still open.\\



->Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.
-->--'''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->For shit's sake Mother, how short is the list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!
-->--'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Chief Running Water:''' Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."\\
'''Cartman:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."\\
'''Cartman:''' Huh?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' Your mom's a slut.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

->Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid...all right, he probably will.
-->--'''Holly''', ''TheWeddingSinger''

->I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Sabine:''' Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.\\
'''Nale:''' You--you were gone for three hours!\\
'''Sabine:''' Yeah, well, I had errands to run too.

to:

->Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see [[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->Monogamy
is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before for the ground assault began.
-->--'''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->For shit's sake Mother, how short is the list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!
-->--'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Chief Running Water:''' Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."\\
'''Cartman:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."\\
'''Cartman:''' Huh?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' Your mom's a slut.
weak!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

->Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid...all right, he probably will.
-->--'''Holly''', ''TheWeddingSinger''

->I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

'''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->'''Sabine:''' Nale, sugar, I'm literally [[HornyDevils an evil incarnation of illicit sex, sex]], do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.\\
'''Nale:''' You--you You - you were gone for three hours!\\
'''Sabine:''' Yeah, well, I had errands to run run, too.



->It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.
-->--'''Item 362''', ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->I'm'' never ''unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time.
-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', TheTamuli

to:

->It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.
-->--'''Item 362''', ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->I'm'' never ''unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time.
-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', TheTamuli
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]



-->-- '''[[http://bettermyths.com/there-is-no-dude-badder-than-cuchulainn/ There is No Dude Badder Than Cuchulainn]]''', ''[[http://bettermyths.com Better Myths]]''

-> '''Metis:''' ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?\\

to:

-->-- '''[[http://bettermyths.''Bettermyths'', [[http://bettermyths.com/there-is-no-dude-badder-than-cuchulainn/ There "There is No Dude Badder Than Cuchulainn]]''', ''[[http://bettermyths.com Better Myths]]''

-> '''Metis:''' ...
Cuchulainn"]]

->'''David:''' The subplot during all of this is ComicBook/{{Lois|Lane}} being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by [[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} Mera]] for basically being a starfucker.\\
'''Chris:''' Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently ''Smallville'' Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "Patriot"

->We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->Congratulations to Canadian-American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, "Eh, I'm bored of this peen again, NEXT!" ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude.
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/08/pamela-andersons-latest-marriage-lasted-longer-than-you-thought-it-would-last/ Michael K.]]'''

->#362: It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->Like [[FlyoverCountry Kansas]], flat, white and easy to enter.
-->-- ''Website/UrbanDictionary'' on Creator/ParisHilton

->'''Metis:''' ...
What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?\\



''(Ditto looks annoyed.)''\\

to:

''(Ditto (''Ditto looks annoyed.)''\\annoyed'')\\



->'''Chandler:''' Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?\\
'''Joey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint When, today]]? Ehhh...some, not a lot.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->Monogamy is for the weak!
-->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!
-->-- '''Austin''' about '''Alotta Fagina''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago because at least I '''know''': you're not my son. '''There aren't many who can say that.'''
-->-- '''[[Creator/TimCurry Emperor Doviculus]]''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->'''K.C. Kolowski''': So what's the problem?
->'''Lt. Colleen [=McMurphy=]''': It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
->'''K.C Kolowski:''' Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
-->-- ''Series/ChinaBeach''

to:

->'''Chandler:''' Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?\\
'''Joey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint When, today]]? Ehhh...some, not a lot.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->Monogamy
'''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->For shit's sake, Mother, how short
is for the weak!
list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!
-->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!
-->-- '''Austin''' about '''Alotta Fagina''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->You know... I'm glad now that
'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Chief Running Water:''' Kid, I hate to break this to you, but
your mother refused my advances all those years ago because at least I '''know''': you're not my son. '''There aren't many who can say that.'''
is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."\\
'''Cartman:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."\\
'''Cartman:''' Huh?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' Your mom's a slut.
-->-- '''[[Creator/TimCurry Emperor Doviculus]]''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->'''K.C. Kolowski''': So what's
''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->If all
the problem?
->'''Lt. Colleen [=McMurphy=]''': It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
->'''K.C Kolowski:''' Eh, we're
sorority girls in the middle of country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
bit surprised.]]
-->-- ''Series/ChinaBeach''
'''Creator/DorothyParker'''

[[/folder]]
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