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"For getting my girl's new clothing dirty."
"Cell has crossed me for the last time! He has tricked me in battle, mocked my Saiyan ancestry, but this! This time he has gone too far! He will pay the ultimate price for WHAT HE HAS DONE TO MY SON!!"
— Vegeta's thoughts before going absolutely berserk on his son's murderer, Dragon Ball Z
"...it's impossible! No! Kakarot's son will not be the one to reap vengeance on this monster! I will put an end to him! NO ONE ELSE!"
— Vegeta's thoughts before attacking Cell as revenge for Trunks's death, Dragon Ball Z Kai
"You took my body. You took my life! Then you even killed Chi-Chi and Goten! You're gonna regret telling me that, Zamasu. 'Cause now I'm mad. I'm really, really mad. And now it's time... to PAAAAAYYYY!!!"
—Goku upon finding out that Goku Black slaughtered his family, Dragon Ball Super
Barry: I'm gonna tell the whole world that Gohan's the real Great Saiyaman! I'll make it so those paparazzi hyenas hound your family every moment for the rest of your lives!
Gohan: [gets in Barry's face] Barry, I'll always love your movies, but you need to leave before you wake up my kid.
Barry: [grabs Gohan by the collar] You don't tell me what to do, stuntman! I tell you what to do!
[Gohan grabs Barry by the chest, rushes him across the room at Super-Speed, and stops just before a wall, scaring him silly]
Gohan: Now for the last time, Barry, get out!
Gohan: [gets in Barry's face] Barry, I'll always love your movies, but you need to leave before you wake up my kid.
Barry: [grabs Gohan by the collar] You don't tell me what to do, stuntman! I tell you what to do!
[Gohan grabs Barry by the chest, rushes him across the room at Super-Speed, and stops just before a wall, scaring him silly]
Gohan: Now for the last time, Barry, get out!
Reporter: Please, sir, any words for the man responsible for putting her [in the infirmary]?
Mr. Satan: You tell that freak I just declared open season on psychopaths! Spopovitch, for every second Videl's in recovery, I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD!
Turles: I'll enjoy beating you, just like I beat your son.
Goku: You'll be sorry you ever laid A HAND on my son!
— Goku's enraged threat to Turles in Tree of Might FUNimation Dub, Dragon Ball Z
Gohan: What did you do to Pan?!
No. 15: We haven't done anything! She's totally fine, I promise! So would you please come with us, sir?!
Gohan: Let's go. If there's even a scratch on her, you'll pay for it!
No. 15: We haven't done anything! She's totally fine, I promise! So would you please come with us, sir?!
Gohan: Let's go. If there's even a scratch on her, you'll pay for it!
"Don't ever mock my son."
— Van Hohenheim just before whipping out an amazingly badass display of alchemy
without even moving, Fullmetal Alchemist
without even moving, Fullmetal Alchemist"If anything happens, all you need to do is send me a letter. I'll go over there and kill everybody."
— Umibouzo corresponds with his daughter, Gintama
"Listen up, and I mean listen up flashy-like! No matter what happens, never, ever, do anything to Whitebeard's men! Whitebeard is - he is - a legendary "Monster" who was once the only man who could ever match the Pirate King Roger!!! He is without a doubt the most powerful pirate in the world! The man closest to the "One Piece!" And the one thing Whitebeard will not stand for at all is the death of his crew!"
— Buggy the Clown, One Piece
"Listen up… You can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me… You can even spit on me. I’ll just laugh that stuff off. But… Good reason or not… Nobody hurts a friend of mine."
— Shanks, One Piece
Phantom Lord Mook: He's a monster!
Makarov: And you dared to lay your hands on this monster's children! Were you foolish enough to believe human laws would protect you from my rage?!
Makarov: And you dared to lay your hands on this monster's children! Were you foolish enough to believe human laws would protect you from my rage?!
Is there any man alive that needs a reason, to protect his very own children?
Shinji Suzuki: So let me recap, this school was trying to cover up the bullying. And it was done at the behest of the principal, who went into hiding until this all blow over. Is that right?
Shinji Suzuki: DON’T FUCK WITH ME!!! WHY DID YOU NEVER EVEN TRIED TO CONTACT ME, EVEN THOUGH I’M HER GUARDIAN? WE HAVEN’T EVEN RECEIVED SO MUCH AS AN APOLOGY FROM THE PERPETRATORS! If I don’t play my role as a father… I may lose my connection to Shiori forever. Aren’t you guys taking this bullying too lightly? Do you even understand the amount of pain inflicted on my daughter’s heart?!
Teacher: We-we are truly sorry. Be assured we are taking this matter very seriously… (phone rings) Ah, excuse me.
Shinji Suzuki: (kicks towards the teacher) ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A FOOL OF ME?
—Is It My Fault That I Got Bullied?
—Is It My Fault That I Got Bullied?
Comic Books
"You all know who I am. You know what I can do. But I'm holding a small child here. And if you make me do anything that could possibly endanger this baby - you will be very, very sorry. Forever."
— Batman
"No more. Do you hear me? YOU DON'T GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANYMORE!"
— Alfred Pennyworth delivering a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Superman, Injustice: Gods Among Us
"I'd do anything to protect the family. And I have. Judge me as you will."
— The Old Man, Luba and Her Family
"You shouldn't have threatened my family. You shouldn't have beat up my boy."
— Commissioner Liebowitz as he puts a round between the eyes of the guy who ordered all of that, Sin City
"Exactly where is my boy, and how many people do we have to kill to get to him?"
I'm twisting his leg off like a drumstick◊ when I realize I'm scaring the kid. So I stop.
◊ when I realize I'm scaring the kid. So I stop.Frank Castle's thoughts on a mook who Would Hurt a Child in front of him, The Punisher MAX
Fan Works
"But heroes or not, NO ONE messes with Jack Fenton's kids!"
— Jack Fenton, Facing the Future Series
"Never underestimate me or my descendants ever again, and stay away from them, or I swear... next time you will not get back up!"
— Jonathan Joestar, Jonathan Joestar, The First JoJo
"No! You stay back! And don't ever come near me or my daughter ever again!"
— Joe Beaufort, Ma Fille
"Mewtwo, you took my son's life. NOW GIVE ME YOURS!"
— Silver, Pokémon: The Great Adventure
“No more science. Not on my kid. I’m taking him home.”
— Professor Kukui, A Professor and a Student
King Aultcray: I'm done tolerating your mouth, shield hero. You may think your defense keeps you safe, but your party doesn't have that luxury. If you continue to act in this manner, I'll simply punish your party members in your place. (Naofumi slowly walks towards the king) What do you think you are doing!? You fool! I'll-
Naofumi Iwatani: (Slams his arm against the back of the throne, just next to his face. Their faces were an inch apart.) You just did the only thing you shouldn't have done. You threatened my family. My woman, my sons, my daughters. I have half a mind to kill you right here and now. Do you understand me?
Naofumi Iwatani: (Slams his arm against the back of the throne, just next to his face. Their faces were an inch apart.) You just did the only thing you shouldn't have done. You threatened my family. My woman, my sons, my daughters. I have half a mind to kill you right here and now. Do you understand me?
—Family of the Shield, Chapter 33
Vegeta: Your purpose in this meeting was to intimidate Bulma. There's no other explanation for your presence today.
Martin: You don't know what you're talking about-
Vegeta: Of course I know! I know because I had to do the exact same thing at every negotiation I was ordered to attend. I intimidated, I coerced and, when that didn't work, I killed. That's your job, isn't it?
Martin: I-I ... L-look, fella. I was just supposed to scare the woman a little. I wasn't going to hurt her-
Vegeta: Why would your colleague make the recommendation against bringing up the names of my son and daughter? What else were you prepared to do?!
[Martin attempts to shoot Vegeta, but is disarmed and his wrist is broken]
Vegeta: I take Bulma and my children's safety very seriously. No one threatens them and expects to live. I'm going to kill you.
Martin: Pluh-please don't-
Vegeta: You can't reason with me. You can't bribe, you can't beg. This is what I'm trained to do. Of all people, you should understand that best. You threatened my family and now you're going to pay the price. The only downside is that I can't use any ki or the others would sense it. Fortunately, I don't need any powers for this.
Martin: You don't know what you're talking about-
Vegeta: Of course I know! I know because I had to do the exact same thing at every negotiation I was ordered to attend. I intimidated, I coerced and, when that didn't work, I killed. That's your job, isn't it?
Martin: I-I ... L-look, fella. I was just supposed to scare the woman a little. I wasn't going to hurt her-
Vegeta: Why would your colleague make the recommendation against bringing up the names of my son and daughter? What else were you prepared to do?!
[Martin attempts to shoot Vegeta, but is disarmed and his wrist is broken]
Vegeta: I take Bulma and my children's safety very seriously. No one threatens them and expects to live. I'm going to kill you.
Martin: Pluh-please don't-
Vegeta: You can't reason with me. You can't bribe, you can't beg. This is what I'm trained to do. Of all people, you should understand that best. You threatened my family and now you're going to pay the price. The only downside is that I can't use any ki or the others would sense it. Fortunately, I don't need any powers for this.
Your eyes narrow; your nostrils flare.
He wants to hurt your baby?
He's going to have to fight for it.
He wants to hurt your baby?
He's going to have to fight for it.
— Tinkerbull, Warden
Now, just because [Peter] didn't need to be Spider-Man anymore doesn't mean he couldn't be Spider-Man. And this particular villain already knew who was behind the mask. So there was nothing overtly suspicious about Spider-Man showing up, breaking in, and demanding the little girl back, on threat of a lung full of webbing.
Don't mess with a dad.
Don't mess with a dad.
Mikey: What did you do to my door?
Splinter: My son, you were screaming, not responding to your brothers, and your door was locked. I did what any father would do when something is blocking his path to get to his distressed child. I removed it. I do apologize for adding on more work for you, Donatello.
Raph: Uh, Sensei? I think ya did more den just removed it. Ya freakin’ punched a metal door in!
Mikey: You PUNCHED my door down?!
Splinter: Of course I did. One of my children was in trouble.
Splinter: My son, you were screaming, not responding to your brothers, and your door was locked. I did what any father would do when something is blocking his path to get to his distressed child. I removed it. I do apologize for adding on more work for you, Donatello.
Raph: Uh, Sensei? I think ya did more den just removed it. Ya freakin’ punched a metal door in!
Mikey: You PUNCHED my door down?!
Splinter: Of course I did. One of my children was in trouble.
"'Sides, she livens up the place when she comes in like she's from a crime movie and acts all serious. The drunkards trying to hit on the eight-inch dame also are a hilarious sight to see." Kaji pauses as he redoubles his attention on the barkeep.
"Hits on."
"Yup."
"As in they flirt with her."
"That's what that tends to mean, yeah."
"With the intent to romance her."
"Uh….. yeah?"
"Do you have their names by chance?" The barkeep pauses at the sudden question.
"What? Why?" Kaji leans in close to the barkeep, his face the picture of stone-cold fury and his voice low and deep.
"Because despite how small that girl is she is only thirteen years old not to mention she's a mini version of a girl who I consider like a daughter. So I would very much like to meet these drunkards who think they can flirt with teenagers without any consequences."
"Hits on."
"Yup."
"As in they flirt with her."
"That's what that tends to mean, yeah."
"With the intent to romance her."
"Uh….. yeah?"
"Do you have their names by chance?" The barkeep pauses at the sudden question.
"What? Why?" Kaji leans in close to the barkeep, his face the picture of stone-cold fury and his voice low and deep.
"Because despite how small that girl is she is only thirteen years old not to mention she's a mini version of a girl who I consider like a daughter. So I would very much like to meet these drunkards who think they can flirt with teenagers without any consequences."
"I... have one rule," Peter B. said coldly, "Nobody dies." He stepped up, balling his hands into fists. "I will BREAK it if you touch a hair on her head."
Films — Animation
"Listen close, you little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain."
— Gru to Vector, holding his adopted daughters hostage, from Despicable Me
"I mean, I'm happy with creating an evil army to destroy the world... but nobody messes with my family."
—Dr. Nefario, ''Despicable Me 2
Alma: Think of the family!
Agustín: I was thinking of my daughter!
Agustín: I was thinking of my daughter!
— Encanto
"Has anybody seen a boat? Please! A white boat! They took my son!"
—Marlin, Finding Nemo
"Keep your paws off my boy!"
"If you ever come near my son again..."
— Mufasa, The Lion King (1994)
"Where is Melody!? What have you done with her!?"
— Prince Eric, The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
"Never again will you or yours threaten my family! There will be no escape for you... ever!"
— Triton, The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Films — Live-Action
"I would die for this kid, just so he wouldn't have to feel a moment of sadness."
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
King Jaffe Joffer: Our son cannot consort with such a girl.
Cleo McDowell: Now wait a minute!
King Jaffe Joffer: I know you have been inconvenienced, and I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?
Cleo: No way.
King Jaffe Joffer: Very well then. Two million.
Cleo: You don't have enough money to buy my daughter off.
King Jaffe Joffer: (laughing) Nonsense.
Queen Aoleon: Jaffe, apologize to Mr. McDowell.
King Jaffe Joffer: I will do no such thing. The man is beneath me and so is his daughter.
Cleo: I don't care who you are. This is America, Jack. Say another word about Lisa, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass.
What kind of man would return year after year for ten years to rescue a missing boy from the most savage jungle in the world?
His father.
His father.
"Get away from my godson!"
— Sirius Black before punching Lucius Malfoy in the face, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"They're innocent children... Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!"
"Do you understand what I'm gonna have to do? I can't let my daughter die because of you."
— Ray Ferrier, War of the Worlds (2005)
Hoskins: The mother hen has finally arrived—
Owen: (punches him in the face) Get the hell out of here, and stay away from my animals.
Owen: (punches him in the face) Get the hell out of here, and stay away from my animals.
"You hit the kid, I hit you."
— Det. John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop
"Look, Deb, you are high off your ass if you think you're coming into that room. You take one step towards that door, I will tell security there's a crazy lady in a pink dress running around, snatching up babies, so don't even try to come into that room. That's my room now. That little area with the soda machine? That's your area. My room. Your area. Stay your area. Stay out of my room. Back. The. Fuck. Off."
— Ben, Knocked Up
"I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."
— Jack Byrnes, Meet the Parents
"Jack. You've insulted me, my wife, my son, our entire way of life. I've sat back and taken it, but now, you've crossed the line, sir, and I'm gonna have to kick your ass."
— Bernie Focker, Meet the Fockers
Alton: You don't have to worry about me.
Roy: I like worrying about you.
Roy: I like worrying about you.
"Now you listen to me you drunken son of a bitch. If that boy's father were still alive, he'd kick your ass. So I'm gonna have to do it for him. If I see him with a bruise... you get a scar. If I see him with a limp... you get crutches! Do you hear me? Do you hear me?"
— Homer Hickam Sr., October Sky
"Give me back my son!"
— Tom Mullen, Ransom
Ferguson: It's my job to protect him.
Cadbury: Yes very well Mr. Ferguson, but grab him like that again and it is YOU who will need protecting.
Cadbury: Yes very well Mr. Ferguson, but grab him like that again and it is YOU who will need protecting.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
— Bryan Mills, Taken
Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh!
Bug: I don't get it...
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. (Beat) Ah, heh heh heh heh!
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh!
Bug: I don't get it...
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. (Beat) Ah, heh heh heh heh!
"Touch my son again and I'll fucking kill you."
—Thomas Wayne, Joker (2019)
"Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the fuck out of here."
—Tom Baxter, Wild Things
"Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids!"
—Black Dynamite, Black Dynamite
"You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about. So don't mess with me. Don't interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about."
—Adrian Toomes, Spider-Man: Homecoming
Dr. Alan Grant: Now, Lex. Listen. Lex, I'm right here. I'll look after you. I have to go help your brother. Stay right here and wait for me.
Grant: (firmly) But that's not what I'm gonna do.
This young man plays for my team. My team! And I will defend him like he's my own son! Against you or any other redneck sonofabitch!
— Coach Cotton to a racist referee, The Blind Side
"I am NOT going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me!"
— John Q. Archibald, John Q.
Jake Brigance: And how did you feel?
Carl Lee Hailey: I felt...I don't know...It was like I was outside myself...watching myself. All the while I kept hearing my baby say... “I called for you, Daddy. When them men was hurting me...I called for you over and over but...you didn't never come.”
Jake Brigance: Thank you, Mr. Hailey. I have no further questions.
Rufus Buckley: Mr. Haley, before you stepped outside of yourself and watched yourself shoot Mr. Willard and Mr. Cobb, were you aware that if convicted, they could be free in ten years?
Carl Lee Hailey: Yes sir. I've heard some people say that. Yes sir.
Carl Lee Hailey: No sir.
Carl Lee Hailey: No sir.
Carl Lee Hailey : No sir.
Rufus Buckley: Well what do you think should happen? What would be a fair sentence?
Jake Brigance: Objection!
Rufus Buckley: Do you think they deserve to die, Mr. Hailey? Answer the question!
Jake Brigance: Carl Lee, don’t answer that!
Rufus Buckley: DID THEY DESERVE TO DIE?!
Carl Lee Hailey: YES, THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
Literature
Marquis: So. Do we discuss business first or do we conduct meaningless small talk?
Teacher: A few minutes ago, I would have said ‘business’. But I’ve had enough business for a time. Is your family well?
Marquis: By the by, if you bring up my daughter again, Teacher, I’ll lobotomize you.
Teacher: Noted.
Marquis: Needle up one nostril, jab the front of the brain, scrape… I digress. There’s no way for you to mention her without it sounding like a threat, so I’d rather you avoid the topic.
Teacher: A few minutes ago, I would have said ‘business’. But I’ve had enough business for a time. Is your family well?
Marquis: By the by, if you bring up my daughter again, Teacher, I’ll lobotomize you.
Teacher: Noted.
Marquis: Needle up one nostril, jab the front of the brain, scrape… I digress. There’s no way for you to mention her without it sounding like a threat, so I’d rather you avoid the topic.
— Worm
Lady Damodara's chuckle this time had a bit of humor to it. "Look at it this way, Rajiv. When it's over, if we survive we can look at Skandagupta on a stake."
"You think so?" asked Rajiv
"Oh, yes," said the lady serenely.
Lady Sanga sniffed, "Mayby. By the time he gets here, Rajiv your father's temper will be up. They'll need toothpicks. I doubt if even Lord Damodara will be able to restrain him enough to keep some portion of Skandagupta's body suitably sized for a stake."
"You think so?" asked Rajiv
"Oh, yes," said the lady serenely.
Lady Sanga sniffed, "Mayby. By the time he gets here, Rajiv your father's temper will be up. They'll need toothpicks. I doubt if even Lord Damodara will be able to restrain him enough to keep some portion of Skandagupta's body suitably sized for a stake."
"No one hurts my children."
— Dexter Morgan, after killing a paedophile who took pictures of his daughter
"No matter what happened, I would let no harm come to this child."
— Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files
"Lady Raith," Ebenezar said calmly. "Touch that boy again and the only things left for your kin to bury will be your five-hundred-dollar shoes."
—Ebenezer McCoy, Turn Coat
Three things never anger, or you will not live for long
A wolf with cubs, a man with power, and a woman's sense of wrong.
A wolf with cubs, a man with power, and a woman's sense of wrong.
"Even so, Father called on his men to take arms and follow him to the strand. They were the half score who had work around here today. Others who would have rallied were elsewhere fishing, sealing, or readying their farms for the season. Tough warriors at need, they could not hold off the strangers; but while they died, the women, children, and lesser housefolk could flee into the woods."
— Poul Anderson, Mother of Kings
"The idea of someone harming [my son] didn't just worry me, it offended me."
— Simon Darcourt, A Snowball in Hell
Archer: I can't forget that saving those children... it's not really a happy ending. A lot of them lost their parents, and they'll all be traumatized for a long time to come. I knew the Malurians could be ruthless, but this...
T'Pol: The goal was to enrage the Tandarans. Jeopardizing children is an effective way of provoking an intense emotional reaction from most humanoids. [Beat] Including Vulcans.
T'Pol: The goal was to enrage the Tandarans. Jeopardizing children is an effective way of provoking an intense emotional reaction from most humanoids. [Beat] Including Vulcans.
— Star Trek Enterprise: Rise of the Federation: A Choice of Futures
Sending a bolt of healing energy toward his daughter, he then turned his rage on her captor. Everyone still standing in the meadow was knocked to the ground as a huge crimson fire-wolf, its eye blazing with a feral brilliance, burst into being overhead.
— A literal example from The Golden Sword
"Shouldn't have hurt the herd, you bastard. Oh your Bible this, and oh your Bible that, and all you have to do is read The Book Of Good Farming to know that you never... never... never hurt the herd."
— Wolf, The Talisman
"You need to take a deep breath, try to relax," said Buddy solemnly. "You'll make yourself sick. Believe me, I know."
Jed remembered the description of the blacked, bloodied towels and registered the way Buddy Carson's teeth were streaked brown with nicotine, his gums a vivid purple. I'll bet you know all about sickness, he thought. I'm glad that you're leaving, but if I find out that it was you that made my boy sick, I'll hunt you down, you fuck. I'll hunt you down and I'll take a knife to you, and then you won't have to worry about bloody towels, or your teeth falling out of your head, or your ragged fucking nails cracking and disintegrating, because I'll tear you apart, I swear to god I will.
"Sure," said Jed. "You have a good day, now."
"We came to the mall because my grandson wanted some Ninja Turtles figures," Popsy whispered, and his breath was like flyblown meat. "The ones they show on TV. All the children want them. You should have left him alone. You should have left us alone."
"I cannot allow you to manhandle my students, Dolores."
—Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Underestimate the power of gravity, if you like; underestimate how many bullets you need to take out a chimera. But never, if you value your life, underestimate what a parent will do for the sake of preserving a child."
— Alexander Healy, Half-Off Ragnarok
"His face hardened, and I knew then that I had him, that he'd follow me into Hell to get at whoever had hurt his wife and child. I had him all right - and I hated myself for it. Way to go, Harry. Jerk those heartstrings like a fucking puppeteer."
— Harry Dresden on Michael Carpenter, Grave Peril
Everyone was really, really happy about the baby... but not Dad.
He started shouting and shouting. He shouted at Louise, saying really mean things — that the baby would cry and ruin our holiday, just like Barney had ruined last year's holiday. He said that Louise was stupid for having another baby, when she couldn't manage the ones she had already...
He started shouting at Lily and Barney... And he kicked Buster...
Jason told Dad he was right out of order and pushed Dad. Then Dad pushed him back. Grandpa Fred told Jason to just calm down and Jason told him to keep out of it.
— Something Different About Dad: How to Live With Your Asperger's Parent, Chapter 4
Ron Weasley: Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow.
Harry Potter: I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough. What happens if you break it, then?"
Ron Weasley: You die. Fred and George tried to get me to make one when I was about five. I nearly did too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad found us. He went mental. Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum, Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.
Live-Action TV
"My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather, understand? ...Oh, and one more thing. College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame."
[Angel speaks to Wesley in the hospital]
Angel: Hey, Wes. I just... I want you to know I understand why you did it. I know about the prophecies and I know how hard it must have been for you to... do what you did. You thought I was gonna turn evil and kill my son. I didn't. It's important you know that. This isn't Angelus talking. It's me, Angel. You know that, right?
[Wesley nods slightly in understanding]
Angel: Good. [angrily grabs a pillow and tries to smother Wesley] Son of a bitch, you're gonna pay for what you did! You took my son! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You think I'd forgive you?! NEVER! You're gonna DIE, you hear me?! You're gonna PAY!
[an orderly comes in and tries to drag Angel away, only to be flung off]
Angel: You took my son! YOU TOOK MY SON!!
[Fred and Gunn run in, along with other orderlies, and Gunn helps the orderlies pry Angel off]
Fred: Stop it!
Angel: You took my son!
Gunn: Angel, stop! [he and the orderlies drag Angel away]
Angel: Never! NEVER!
Gunn: Come on man, stop!
Angel: [as he's dragged off] I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! DEAD! DEAD!!
Angel: Hey, Wes. I just... I want you to know I understand why you did it. I know about the prophecies and I know how hard it must have been for you to... do what you did. You thought I was gonna turn evil and kill my son. I didn't. It's important you know that. This isn't Angelus talking. It's me, Angel. You know that, right?
[Wesley nods slightly in understanding]
Angel: Good. [angrily grabs a pillow and tries to smother Wesley] Son of a bitch, you're gonna pay for what you did! You took my son! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You think I'd forgive you?! NEVER! You're gonna DIE, you hear me?! You're gonna PAY!
[an orderly comes in and tries to drag Angel away, only to be flung off]
Angel: You took my son! YOU TOOK MY SON!!
[Fred and Gunn run in, along with other orderlies, and Gunn helps the orderlies pry Angel off]
Fred: Stop it!
Angel: You took my son!
Gunn: Angel, stop! [he and the orderlies drag Angel away]
Angel: Never! NEVER!
Gunn: Come on man, stop!
Angel: [as he's dragged off] I'll kill you! You're dead! You're a dead man, Pryce! You're dead! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You're a dead man! DEAD! DEAD!!
"Take your hands off my daughter."
— Frank Reagan, Blue Bloods
"When someone breaks your child's heart, your own heart rises up - becomes fierce."
— Seely Booth, Bones
Malvo: So I'm supposed to be afraid cause you brought yo daddy out here?
Julius: No, you supposed to be scared cause if you ever put your hands on my son again, you ain't goin' to jail, (holds up baseball bat) I'm goin' to jail.
Julius: No, you supposed to be scared cause if you ever put your hands on my son again, you ain't goin' to jail, (holds up baseball bat) I'm goin' to jail.
Molly Solverson: Will you call home for me? Let Gus know that... tell him it's gonna be all night.
Lou Solverson: Screw that. Getting my gun, is what I'm doing. Go sit on the front porch, make sure my granddaughter's safe.
Lou Solverson: Screw that. Getting my gun, is what I'm doing. Go sit on the front porch, make sure my granddaughter's safe.
—Fargo, "Morton's Fork"
Jayne: What are you takin' it so personal for? It's not like I ratted you out to the Feds!
Mal: Oh, but you did, Jayne. You turn on ANY OF MY CREW, you turn on me! But since that's a fact you can't seem to wrap your head around, you've got no place here.
Mal: Oh, but you did, Jayne. You turn on ANY OF MY CREW, you turn on me! But since that's a fact you can't seem to wrap your head around, you've got no place here.
— Firefly
Lord Karstark: When your son returns, I will demand this murderer's head!
Catelyn Stark: Wise men do not make demands of kings!
Lord Karstark: Fathers who love their sons do. I will have his head.
Catelyn Stark: Wise men do not make demands of kings!
Lord Karstark: Fathers who love their sons do. I will have his head.
Leo: The babies are okay?
Toby: The babies are fine. And if someone was hurting them I'd drop napalm on Yellowstone to get them to stop, letting some prisoners out of jail wouldn't be nothing, and I've known my kids for about forty-five minutes.
Toby: The babies are fine. And if someone was hurting them I'd drop napalm on Yellowstone to get them to stop, letting some prisoners out of jail wouldn't be nothing, and I've known my kids for about forty-five minutes.
— The West Wing, "Twenty-Five"
"Just remember these two things: she's nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me."
— President Jed Bartlet, The West Wing
Hal: So Dewey, how was school today?
Dewey: Mikey Duffey pushed me down.
Hal: Did you push him back?
Dewey: No, he's bigger than me.
Hal: Uh-huh. Reese?
Reese: On it.
Dewey: Mikey Duffey pushed me down.
Hal: Did you push him back?
Dewey: No, he's bigger than me.
Hal: Uh-huh. Reese?
Reese: On it.
"You threaten a man's family and you find out what he's made of."
— Murphy, Narcos, "Deutschland"
The Doctor: They took [Rose's] face and just chucked her out and left her in the street? Well, as a result... that makes things simple, very very simple. You know why?
Bishop: No.
The Doctor: Because NOW, Detective Inspector Bishop, there is no power on this Earth that can STOP ME!
Bishop: No.
The Doctor: Because NOW, Detective Inspector Bishop, there is no power on this Earth that can STOP ME!
"Listen, Terrence, you can come by my house and be rude. I can handle that. You can come by my office and desecrate this place, and I can handle that. Hurt my kid, I can't handle that."
—Mike Baxter, Last Man Standing
Burt: Hey! What did you just call him?
Finn: Oh, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.
Burt: You use that word, you're talking about him.
Kurt: Relax, dad, I didn't take it that way.
Burt: Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people. [to Finn] You use the N word?
Finn: Of course not.
Burt: How about "retard"? You call that nice girl on the Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Finn: Becky? No, she's my friend. She's got Down's Syndrome. I'd never call her that, that's cruel.
Burt: But you think it's okay to come in my house and say "faggy"?
Finn: But that's not what I meant.
Burt: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice we tell him to stop being such a fag, shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club, and being raised by your mom, meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kinda, you know, came into the world knowing what it's taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't, you can't stay here.
Kurt: Dad.
Burt: I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her, but my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around. [turns to Kurt] This is our home, Kurt. [turns back to Finn] He is my son. Out in the world you do what you want; not under my roof.
— Glee, "Theatricality"
"You touch my kid, I swear to God I'll kill you."
— Will, Criminal Minds, "Run"
"Moff Gideon. You have something I want. You may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of, but you do not. Soon, he will be back with me. He means more to me than you will ever know."
— Din Djarin, The Mandalorian, "The Believer"
"I've got a few questions for you: When you got this alleged confession from these two young men, did they have a lawyer present? No, because I'm their lawyer. Did you inform their parents? No, because we're they’re parents. So, officer, don't tell us to wait, and don't tell us to sit down - just open that damn cell and let those boys out. Or I'm gonna tie this place up in so much litigation that your grandchildren are gonna need lawyers!"
— Uncle Phil, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, "Mistaken Identity"
Phil: Sit down.
Lou: (moving to leave) I ain't got time for no lecture-
Phil: I said sit down, Lou. ...You know, Will was doing just fine until you showed up. But now that you're back, you have responsibilities to him.
Lou: Look, we're still gonna take the trip-
Phil: Oh bull, bull! ...Will is not a coat that you hang in the closet then pick it up when you're ready to wear it! His life goes on! He's not supposed to be here for you, you're supposed to be here for HIM!
— Uncle Phil giving a lesson on fatherhood to Lou, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, "Papa's Got A Brand New Excuse"
Luke: (pulling James back from the gunman he just punched out) Dad! Dad! That's enough, man!
James: He shot you.
Luke: Bullets bounce off me.
James: I don't care! You can't be shootin' my baby.
James: He shot you.
Luke: Bullets bounce off me.
James: I don't care! You can't be shootin' my baby.
Music
She's my daughter
She's my daughter
You touch her, or hurt her, or make her sad
I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad
She's my daughter
You touch her, or hurt her, or make her sad
I'm gonna hurt you twice as bad
— Thomas Wilson, "The Daughter Song"
Three things never anger, or you will not live for long
A wolf with cubs, a man with power, and a woman's sense of wrong!
A wolf with cubs, a man with power, and a woman's sense of wrong!
— Mercedes Lackey, "Threes"
Step between me and my daughter and you'll get bounced!
Then any ADAM that you had is getting ripped out!
Who's your daddy now? Who's your daddy now?!
I'll run a rivet through your neck unless you'd rather drown!
Then any ADAM that you had is getting ripped out!
Who's your daddy now? Who's your daddy now?!
I'll run a rivet through your neck unless you'd rather drown!
Come on in, boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her mama's world
She deserves respect
That's what she'll get
Ain't it, son?
Hey, y'all, run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her mama's world
She deserves respect
That's what she'll get
Ain't it, son?
Hey, y'all, run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
—Rodney Atkins, Cleaning this Gun (Come on In, Boy)
Tabletop Games
Taftani, as a general rule, have a deeply paternal streak, and they are almost always insanely protective of their charges. The slow revelation of Asha is extremely complex, and Taftani have nightmares about not enlightening their charges properly. Almost as frequent is the nightmare of some misfortune striking down the apprentice, thereby rendering the Taftani's sacrifice pointless. For these reasons, awliya keep extremely close tabs on their apprentices. Any and all threats to the apprentice are taken with extreme gravity, and if the vizier has to incinerate someone to protect his apprentice, then so shall it be.
—Mage: The Ascension - Lost Paths
Theatre
"Here's the butcher, he has AIDS!
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS!
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS!
Here's my daughter, she has aaaaaaaaaaaaa... wonderful disposition!
She's all I have left in the world!
And if either of you lays a hand on her...
I WILL GIVE YOU MY AIDS!!!"
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS!
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS!
Here's my daughter, she has aaaaaaaaaaaaa... wonderful disposition!
She's all I have left in the world!
And if either of you lays a hand on her...
I WILL GIVE YOU MY AIDS!!!"
— Mafala Hatimbi, "Hasa Diga Eebowai", The Book of Mormon
"He dies upon my scimitar's sharp point
That touches this my firstborn son and heir."
That touches this my firstborn son and heir."
— Aaron, Titus Andronicus
"Not Romeo, prince, he was Mercutio's friend.
His fault concludes but what the law should end,
The life of Tybalt."
His fault concludes but what the law should end,
The life of Tybalt."
— Lord Montague, Romeo and Juliet
Video Games
"I will never... forgive you... FOR MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY!"
— Asura prepares to deliver a righteous beating to Chakravartin, Asura's Wrath
"NO! You don't touch that boy! You don't touch anybody! I've got a little girl I'm trying to protect in here too. You want to get violent, you old fuck?! WELL, COME ON! You better have a plan to kill me though, because it's ME, BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IN HERE!"
—Lee Everett, The Walking Dead (Telltale)
"I don't know what to do when she cries. The best I can do is punch anyone who makes her cry...".
— Asura, Asura's Wrath
GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!!
—Booker Dewitt, Bioshock Infinite
"Hephaestus did what every father should do. Protect his child."
— Kratos, God of War III
"STAY! AWAY! FROM! MY! SON!!!"
— Kratos, God of War (PS4)
"DADDY'S HOME, YOU PRICKS!!!"
—Michael De Santa, Grand Theft Auto V
"Well, that girl sat on my lap when she was 2 years old and I swore to God that I would rip the fucking skin of anyone who fucking wronged her."
—Trevor Philips, Grand Theft Auto V
"This is your daughter. You should be wanting to rip the FUCKING PONYTAIL OFF THE BACK OF THIS GUY'S HEAD!"
—Trevor Philips to Michael De Santa, Grand Theft Auto V
"You want me to understand your sadness? You think I'm gonna sympathize with you? I swore to protect my daughter and my friends. If someone puts them in danger, they must stand aside or be cut down! Come on, let's go!"
— Nier
"YOU! You dare touch my child?! I'll soak these fields with your blood!"
— Male Avatar, Fire Emblem Fates
"Keep treating my child like an object to be broken and I'll use a real object to break your face."
— Lloyd Bannings, to Professor Novartis, The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie
"I chose this! They're kids, you son of a bitch!"
—Raiden, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Where is my son?
Where is Crota, your lord, your princely god, your godly prince?
Tell me no lies!
I feel his absence like a hole in my
Stomach.
Where once his tender tribute whetted burrowed mouths,
Now only hunger remains.
Hear me, O waning stars, O tattered rags of Sky —
I will stopper up this tearing gulf
With vengeance.
Where is Crota, your lord, your princely god, your godly prince?
Tell me no lies!
I feel his absence like a hole in my
Stomach.
Where once his tender tribute whetted burrowed mouths,
Now only hunger remains.
Hear me, O waning stars, O tattered rags of Sky —
I will stopper up this tearing gulf
With vengeance.
— Oryx, the Taken King, Destiny
Lorenz, no! You monsters, how dare you hurt my son?!
— Erwin Fritz Gloucester, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
Deadshot: Do what I say, or bullets fly.
Black Manta: I know where Zoe lives.
Deadshot: You just committed suicide.
Black Manta: I know where Zoe lives.
Deadshot: You just committed suicide.
Deadshot: Joker...
Joker: Mr. Lawton! How's your daughter?
Deadshot: You don't ever mention her!
Joker: Mr. Lawton! How's your daughter?
Deadshot: You don't ever mention her!
"I got kids on the way! And I'll be damned if I'm gonna raise them in a world run by these Nazi assholes!"
—B.J. Blazkowicz, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Johnny Cage: (deadly serious) Stop sniffin' around Cassie and Sonya.
Kano: Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up its ass.
Kano: Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up its ass.
Scorpion: Argus did not protect you, Rain.
Rain: Nor did you protect Satoshi.
Scorpion: DO NOT DARE SPEAK OF MY SON!
Rain: Nor did you protect Satoshi.
Scorpion: DO NOT DARE SPEAK OF MY SON!
Morgan: Father, tell me what I can get for you. Anything! It's the least I can do.
Henry: Really? How about a sick weapon I can use to maim people and protect you?
Henry: Really? How about a sick weapon I can use to maim people and protect you?
— Fire Emblem: Awakening, should Henry be Morgan's father
Men and women work harder knowing their children are safe and close at hand, and never forget that, with children present, parents will defend their home to the death.
—Colonel Corazon Santiago, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
What did you do to my kid?! Answer wrong and you’ll suffer!
—Bardock, Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2
Web Animation
Scratch: [picks Tails up and tosses him out of the way] Outta the way, brat!
Robotnik: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TAILS?! I should dismantle you ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
"How dare you lay a finger on my son...! I'll get back at you no matter what!!"
Webcomics
"GET AWAY FROM MY KID, FREAK! I owe The Swear Jar so much money because of you, and I'm gonna make this worth EVERY! DAMN! CENT!"
— Crimson Claw, Supervillainous
"You are correct. I have sacrificed lives to the peace of the Empire. Many lives. But you still have no idea why, do you? Listen well, Lucrezia — sanctuary or no — I will burn this fortress and every soul in it before I allow you or anyone else to harm my son."
— Baron Klaus Wulfenbach, Girl Genius (Vol. 15 p. 43)
) Pixie: That’s Randal the raccoon, he’s a raccoon. He’s really grumpy. One time I asked him if he wanted to play, and he said to leave him alone or he’d bite me! So you should probably stay away from him…
Brutus: Good idea, Pixie. He’d probably rip my ugly striped tail off. [cuts to Randal who is visibly scared by Brutus’s threat]
Pixie: Yeah… Wait, you don’t have stripes on your tail…
Web Original
Gohan: My daddy's not gonna let you get away with this!
Ginger: Big (bleep)ing whoop, we beat Piccolo, and that guy's strong as shit!
Gohan: Yeah? So did my dad!
Ginger: By himself?!
Gohan: Yeah!
Garlic Jr.: ...Oh god, your father's Goku. Oh my GOD, you morons stole Goku's kid?! How?! How did you steal Goku's kid?!
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic: Oh my shit.
Ginger: Big (bleep)ing whoop, we beat Piccolo, and that guy's strong as shit!
Gohan: Yeah? So did my dad!
Ginger: By himself?!
Gohan: Yeah!
Garlic Jr.: ...Oh god, your father's Goku. Oh my GOD, you morons stole Goku's kid?! How?! How did you steal Goku's kid?!
Cinnamon: Well, first we beat up his wife...
Garlic: Oh my shit.
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Dead Zone Abridged
"Huh. You know, when (Trunks)'s sleeping, for some reason... All I wanna do is kill anything that might touch him."
— Vegeta, Dragon ShortZ
(After Seeing Yui fade away before their eyes and Asuna crying her heart out at their Daughters' "Death") GODDAMMIT KAYABA! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU KICKING MY HEART IN THE DICK!! Well not this time! (Kirito approaches the Admin Console and begins typing a sequence of code into the keyboard to transform Yui's A.I. Code into an item downloaded directly into his NerveGear) PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A PISSED-OFF NERD WITH ADMIN PRIVILEGES!!
— Kirito, Sword Art Online Abridged
"One of the most interesting things about us is there's a pretty short list of things that actually kill us - sunlight, decapitation - we can live through quite a lot. So, what I need you to understand, and I'm telling you this both as a friend and as a colleague: if anything happens to my son, I will spend centuries tormenting you. I will cut off your toes, I will cut off your fingers, I will stake you and let you starve in pain and anguish for centuries. And the only reason I don't do that to you at this exact second is I believe you didn't know."
— Victor, LA By Night "Instruments Of Darkness"
To avenge my fallen sons
You can't stop what has begun!
You can't stop what has begun!
— Dr. W.D. Gaster in "Dark Darker Yet Darker", Undertale the Musical
Western Animation
"Whatever badass shit that you heard I did, you really need some context because pretty much my whole life, pretty much right up until this very minute, my default setting has been 'half-ass'. But that was before I had a child. A child you threatened to harm. So imagine, as I literally beat you to death, that a giant invisible hand has turned my dial from 'half-ass' to 'quadruple-ass.'"
— Sterling Archer, Archer
"Where's the guy who slept with my daughter?!"
— Peter, Family Guy
Meg: I have no friends, and it's all because of this stupid purse!
Peter: (to the purse) What did you do to my daughter?! 'Cause I swear to God, if you touched her...
Peter: (to the purse) What did you do to my daughter?! 'Cause I swear to God, if you touched her...
Connie: Hey, Meg!
Meg: Uhh... hi, Connie...
Connie: I can't fit all my books in my locker. Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass? [laughs]
Peter: Hey, Connie! Hi, Peter Griffin, Meg's father. Say, uh, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there? [smashes her face against the fire extinguisher until she is a bloody unconscious mess]
Meg: Uhh... hi, Connie...
Connie: I can't fit all my books in my locker. Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass? [laughs]
Peter: Hey, Connie! Hi, Peter Griffin, Meg's father. Say, uh, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there? [smashes her face against the fire extinguisher until she is a bloody unconscious mess]
Tohru: I must be within range [to cast the spell]. If Jade does not remain safe, I will turn you inside out.
Valmont (meekly): I won't let her out of my sight, old chap.
Valmont (meekly): I won't let her out of my sight, old chap.
"Now, you listen here. You see that boy? (motions to Bobby) That's my boy! And, if you EVER try to take him away, so help me God, I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon! Now, I want you to get out of my house! You're not welcome here! I mean now, before I give YOU a black eye! GIT!!"
— Hank Hill, to child services worker Anthony Page, King of the Hill
"Keep away from my sons!"
— Master Splinter about to kick Agent Bishop across the room, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)
"Stop! Get away from my sons!"
—Master Splinter to a rampaging Leatherhead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
"NO CREATURE THREATENS A THORNBERRY!"
— Nigel Thornberry, The Wild Thornberrys
"Look at me. TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, YOU ONE-EYED DEMON! You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my family!"
— Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls, "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls"
"No one is taking our son anywhere. Taking a child from his parents' is the epitome of interfering in human affairs."
— David Xanatos, Gargoyles
"HOW. DARE. YOU!"
— Ben's words to Kevin after the latter harmed his son before giving the latter a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown, Ben 10
"GIVE ME BACK MY BOYS!"
"Donald's anger issues stem from a fear that the world is out to get him, and that no one understands him. Quite literally. His tendency to lash out was wildly unfocused, until you kids came along. He came to me wanting to be the best parent he could. So, we channeled that anger into protective instincts. Every outburst is Donald wanting to protect his family. He loves you so much the thought of anything bad happening to you infuriates him."
— Jones, DuckTales (2017), "What Ever Happened to Donald Duck?!"
"I know you think I'm a coward, Rex. But, believe me, I'll fight to my last breath to keep them [Cut's family] safe."
— Cut, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "The Deserter"
"Hey! That's my girl! Nobody touches my little princess."
— Javier Nuñez, Trollhunters, "Parental Guidance"
"Nobody messes with my son!"
— Jonathan Long, American Dragon: Jake Long, "The Long Weekend"
"You come after my son. You come after my home. Now, you get to deal with me!"
— Stoick, Dragons: Riders of Berk, "Shell Shocked, Part 1"
"Take good care of them (Buff Babies). Or else."
— Buff Frog, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, "Starsitting"
[After Dick Hardly dehumanizes the PPG and talks about making a profit off them]
Prof. Utonium: Listen. I don't appreciate you referring to my girls in that manner.
Dick: Come on!
Prof. Utonium: Come on, nothing. You just keep clear of me and my kids, pal. Consider our little visit over. [slams the door in Dick's face]
Prof. Utonium: Listen. I don't appreciate you referring to my girls in that manner.
Dick: Come on!
Prof. Utonium: Come on, nothing. You just keep clear of me and my kids, pal. Consider our little visit over. [slams the door in Dick's face]
"All right, move over! This is an emergency! I'm a dad!
"YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!"
"You can't talk to my daughter that way! I want both of you to leave this instant!"
—Ed Crosswire to J-Cube after the latter insults Muffy, Arthur, "Caught in the Crosswires"
You come at me, and my daughter?! Don't forget, you're in MY house, bitch!
—Lucifer, Hazbin Hotel
Miscellaneous
"SIE SIND MEIN KIND!"
— Frederich Heinz, Nation States(all welcome/chill thread) series
