"I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty."
One character delivers a speech to another character on the reason why that other character sucks.
There are four basic types: a speech the villain gives the hero, a speech one villain gives another villain
, a speech a hero gives the villain, and a speech where heroism and villainy aren't the subject, one acquaintance (or even friend) gives this to another because they can't take any more of the other's crap (or are just in a self-righteous mood).
Not only has the Big Bad
tried to kill your Love Interest
, slain the Team Pet
, and finally taken over the world
, he must grind your self worth into the asphalt and explain to you why you failed to stop his Evil Plan
. This is where he lists all the reasons you are a poor excuse for a hero
and never had a prayer of stopping him; you lack the skills, the weapons and the powers needed; you childishly
fight for outdated ideals
, your costume is ugly
and your mentor
always hated you.
Frequently a brand of Evil Gloating
and/or Breaking Them By Talking
. In a well done speech, the Bad Guy will state things that the hero (and audience) can't argue with and when the fight is done, the hero stays troubled because Strawman Has a Point
. On the other hand, maybe they're total BS, but it's delivered with such conviction it almost
makes the hero (and audience) agree that he was wrong to have dared challenge the villain in the first place.
Sometimes, it makes the point that the people the hero are trying to defend aren't worth the trouble
. An especially arrogant Big Bad
will use this to let the hero know he's just a lesser version of the Big Bad himself
and the only difference is he's not saddled with morals. A villain going for a low-blow might bring up some previous encounter between the two when he overpowered the hero, as to state that the same thing will happen again. What You Are in the Dark
can (and often does) follow.
A hero worth his salt might respond with his own speech along the lines of a "World of Cardboard" Speech
or a Picard
or Kirk Summation
, among others. If it's an action movie, the hero will usually say Shut Up, Hannibal!
and the declare what and who he is truly is
. Sometimes the hero survives only because they're Not Worth Killing
, in which case they'll invariably prove that they are later in the story. A Crowning Moment of Awesome
if the person of the receiving end of the speech is a Jerk Ass
who had it coming, double Crowning Moment of Awesome
if a Jerk Ass
gives this to someone and he or she responds with a better one.
Villains can also give this to other villains in an Evil vs. Evil
setting. The content of this speech is going to be either along the lines of how they're Eviler than Thou
and pointing out flaws and shortcomings in the other villain, like the Magnificent Bastard
chiding a Smug Snake
or a Card-Carrying Villain
mocking a Knight Templar
villain for employing the same methods but claiming to be morally superior to them
, or Even Evil Has Standards
if the other villain did something they find awful.
Heroes can also give defeated villains The Reason You Suck Speeches, often pointing out their wasted potential
or how their obsession with defeating the hero has ruined them
, or in the case of the Well-Intentioned Extremist
adversary, how they've become everything they've fought against
, or how their extremes in trying to bring a better world have done more to ruin it
. Heroic "Reason You Suck Speeches" come out when the hero's not going to bother with the Kirk Summation
. Chances are they tried the diplomatic option, and it didn't sink in.
Alternatively, the speech is given by someone who's just frustrated with the other person. This is not an attempt to bring down or break an opponent. This is not an exchange between heroes and villains (heck, they might even be friends). This is someone, tired of everything they have to deal with, giving a frank and brutally honest
assessment of the person they're dealing with, often in a What the Hell, Hero?
moment. This can be prone to backfire
with a suitably shallow, self-obsessed, and/or Genre Savvy
target; who typically responds with "You've just listed all of my best features!"
Will often provoke an attempted refutation or justification from the target; which, depending on the source, can be played for comedy, drama, or Wangst
. If the target is a Designated Hero
, this occurrence just might motivate him or her to become a real
One thing all four types of speech have in common is that the speaker has a point, even if they're villains. To give a speech about it, the speaker has to have thought it through and can usually have more than one reason why you suck. This is because the writer of the story has also thought it through.
Compare to Calling the Old Man Out
. Could also be a Take That, Scrappy!
where someone tells a hated character what the audience feels about them.
Compare and contrast the "World of Cardboard" Speech
. See also Did You Actually Believe?
Contrast Minor Insult Meltdown
, where just the tip of the "you suck" iceberg can sink a character to tears.
Contrast You Are Better Than You Think You Are
As a last note; no, this isn't the trope that's about the reasons that characters are bad at speaking. Neither is it a
for This Loser Is You
. Finally you'll find that some of these can be used to serve as Dare to Be Badass
speeches as well.