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"The Reason You Suck" Speech
aka: Reason Why You Suck Speech
"I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty."
Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender , to her mother's murderer.

One character delivers a speech to another character on the reason why that other character sucks. There are four basic contexts in which this can happen.

A Villain Addresses a Hero

Not only has the Big Bad tried to kill your Love Interest, slain the Team Pet, and finally taken over the world, he must grind your self worth into the asphalt and explain to you why you failed to stop his Evil Plan. This is where he lists all the reasons you are a poor excuse for a hero and never had a prayer of stopping him; you lack the skills, the weapons and the powers needed; you childishly fight for outdated ideals, your costume is ugly and your mentor always hated you.

Frequently a brand of Evil Gloating and/or Break Them by Talking. In a well done speech, the Bad Guy will state things that the hero (and audience) can't argue with and when the fight is done, the hero stays troubled because the Villain Has a Point. On the other hand, maybe they're total BS, but it's delivered with such conviction it almost makes the hero (and audience) agree that he was wrong to have dared challenge the villain in the first place.

Sometimes, it makes the point that the people the hero are trying to defend aren't worth the trouble. An especially arrogant Big Bad will use this to let the hero know he's just a lesser version of the Big Bad himself and the only difference is he's not saddled with morals. A villain going for a low-blow might bring up some previous encounter between the two when he overpowered the hero, as to state that the same thing will happen again. What You Are in the Dark can (and often does) follow.

A hero worth his salt might respond with his own speech along the lines of a "World of Cardboard" Speech or a Picard or Kirk Summation, among others. If it's an action movie, the hero will usually say Shut Up, Hannibal! and then declare what and who he is truly is. Sometimes the hero survives only because they're Not Worth Killing, in which case they'll invariably prove that they are later in the story. A Crowning Moment Of Awesome if the person of the receiving end of the speech is a Jerk Ass who had it coming, double Crowning Moment Of Awesome if a Jerk Ass gives this to someone and he or she responds with a better one.

A Hero Addresses a Villain

Heroes can also give defeated villains The Reason You Suck Speeches, often pointing out their wasted potential, their sociopathic nature and a lack of any altruistic quality, or how their obsession with defeating the hero has ruined them, or in the case of the Well-Intentioned Extremist adversary, how they've become everything they've fought against, or how their extremes in trying to bring a better world have done more to ruin it. Heroic "Reason You Suck Speeches" come out when the hero's not going to bother with the Kirk Summation. Chances are they tried the diplomatic option, and it didn't sink in.

A Villain Addresses Another Villain

Villains can also give this to other villains on an Evil vs. Evil stage. The content of this speech is going to be either along the lines of how they're Eviler than Thou and pointing out flaws and shortcomings in the other villain, like the Magnificent Bastard chiding a Smug Snake, a Card-Carrying Villain mocking a Knight Templar villain for employing the same methods but claiming to be morally superior to them, or Even Evil Has Standards if the other villain did something they find completely unnecessary and appalling.

It can also occasionally take a strangely Hell Yeah turn with a Noble Demon explaining to a Stupid Evil Villian exactly why they haven't earned the right to defeat the hero and why the hero deserves to win. This form often doubles as a way to explain the reasoning behind a Villainous Rescue without Leaning on the Fourth Wall too hard.

An Acquaintance/Friend Addresses Another Acquaintance/Friend

Alternatively, the speech is given by someone who's just frustrated with the other person. This is not an attempt to bring down or break an opponent. This is not an exchange between heroes and villains (heck, they might even be friends). This is someone, tired of everything they have to deal with, giving a frank and brutally honest assessment of the person they're dealing with, often in a What the Hell, Hero? moment. This can be prone to backfire with a suitably shallow, self-obsessed, and/or Genre Savvy target; who typically responds with "You've just listed all of my best features!" Will often provoke an attempted refutation or justification from the target; which, depending on the source, can be played for comedy, drama, or Wangst. If the target is a Designated Hero, this occurrence just might motivate him or her to become a real hero.

One thing all four types of speech have in common is that the speaker has a point, even if they're villains. To give a speech about it, the speaker has to have thought it through and can usually have more than one reason why you suck. This is because the writer of the story has also thought it through.

Compare to Calling the Old Man Out. Also compare Talking the Monster to Death where this is meant to kill or redeem a villain. Could also be a Take That, Scrappy! where someone tells a hated character what the audience feels about them. Characters may want to be careful with giving this speech to the character who just Can't Take Criticism.

Compare and contrast the "World of Cardboard" Speech. See also Did You Actually Believe? Contrast Minor Insult Meltdown, where just the tip of the "you suck" iceberg can sink a character to tears.

Contrast You Are Better Than You Think You Are and Grade System Snark.

As a last note; no, this isn't the trope that's about the reasons that characters are bad at speaking. Neither is it a meta Justification for This Loser Is You. Finally you'll find that some of these can be used to serve as Dare to Be Badass speeches as well.


Examples:


Hannibal LecturePsychological CombatDeath Glare
Quit Your WhiningComplaining IndexThe Resenter
Real TimeDrama TropesRebuilt Pedestal
Rant Inducing SlightSpeeches and MonologuesRousing Speech
Pretender DissInsult TropesSelf-Deprecation
Toy Story 3Pages Needing Example SortingSensory Abuse
Talk to the FistEvil GloatingThe War Has Just Begun
Realistic Diction Is UnrealisticDialogueRemember That You Trust Me
Thieving MagpieOlder Than PrintThird Eye
There Are No Good ExecutivesCynicism TropesThe Revolution Will Not Be Civilized
Disproportionate RetributionOverdosed TropesAffably Evil

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