Funny / SsethTzeentach

Sseth's videos blend crass humor, witty observations, and passionate support into a chaotically humorous package.

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• His Morrowind review is the video that autoplays on his channel, and it does a good job at showing viewers his style of content.
  Hey hey people, Sseth here. Today, I will be reviewing The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind. (Cuts to IRL camera footage of Sseth's apartment and approaches a picture of Caius Cosades in armor taped to his glass door) It's been years since the Outlanders came in and conquered our lands. (Cuts to a picture of shirtless Caius Cosades with hearts glued around him) Every day since, I have been persecuted for my superior beliefs and culture. If it weren't for the Imperial scum, I'd be happily eating salt rice and kwama eggs for breakfast every day, and dying of Blight by the ripe old age of firty [sic]. (Cuts to closeup of Felix bodypillow, zooms closer) Only you can comfort me in these troubling times...
• Sseth's body pillow review starts out as normal as one could possibly imagine for such a product. However, around the halfway mark it devolves into a full blown rant about AI sex dolls and the coming collapse of society.
• During a stream on DLive, Sseth tells the audience about an e-mail that he received from a marketer who accidentally made their entire contact list available and politely asked the users in the comment chain to not reply to all. Causing MandaloreGaming to immediately plug a Raid:Shadow Legends ad and Sseth to follow up with a nonsensical reply featuring his trademark slapdash collage style, both replying to their entire contact list.
• Sseth has a habit of lightly vandalizing wikis of games he covers with nonsensical, obviously satirical articles and then using them as sources for his videos.
  (On Endless Space 2) The story is told by Wiki articles, the accuracy of which is questionable because I have edited several wiki articles and they still haven't caught me. (Flash to an article depicting a man with a "juice sippy cup accessory for reduced spillage").
  • However...
    Moderator Note: Yes, this is Sseth. Yes, he has been banned for vandalizing the wiki.
  • Forget vandalizing wikis, sometimes he'll just make his own.^WarningRest of wiki is a little NSFW. Probably not Sseth's doing.

• The review for Mount & Blade, filled with the blackest of internet comedy.
  Sseth: Mount and Blade Warband is a medieval life simulator loosely based on the geography of Europe, when Europe was a fun, friendly place, where every day was filled with strife, famine, pillage and rape. Or as I like to call it, 'a snuggle with a struggle.' (Pictures of Bill Cosby fill the screen as Sseth awkwardly chuckles) Rape isn't good.
  • Sseth runs into trouble with his in-game wife:
    She keeps shouting at me, using big words like "genocide". I keep reminding her: those were Swadian villages. It wasn't genocide; it was pesticide.

• RimWorld
  • The review as a whole features Sseth's descent into madness and pioneering a profitable colony with organ harvesting- erm, non-consensual organ arbitrage as its main money making activity.
  Rimworld is a sci-fi colony simulation game. Which includes, but is not limited to: forceful organ harvesting, cannibalism, catching carcinoma from breathing in toxic fallout [shows transparent Chinese flag], and cargo pods falling from the sky directly on your favorite animal. Rimworld's got it all!
  • He talks about the variety of entertaining colonists that the game cooks up, which includes but is not limited to:
    • An elderly misogynistic lesbian with minor Alzheimer's.
    • A young videogamer with creepy breathing who's psychically deaf.
    • An abandoned child who grows up to be a healer who likes to jog and happens to be a psychopath.
    • A beautiful yet depressed medieval minstrel who came from a childhood on an organ farm and as such is incapable of doing much of the work that needs to be done around the colony and gets exiled.
    • A psychically sensitive psychopathic tunneler who ends up causing an insect infestation after digging.
    • A young medieval slave who had all their limbs replaced with wooden stumps and assigned to make leather jackets.
  • His (at the time of the video) most recent colony where he exclusively hired psychopaths to help harvest organs, and the fact that he lampshades how messed up all this is.
  • The aforementioned exile got captured by pirates and...
    Oh shit! She got captured by pirates. Don't worry! (Sseth asthmatically giggles as he sends a trio of turkeys to try and rescue her) Help is on the waaayyyy~
  • Sseth describes, in visceral detail, how you can make "Romanian corpse freezers and walk in holocaust ovens" by abusing the AI's pathfinding mechanics... only to suddenly change the mood by showing Randi dropping a cargo pod containing milk. "Calcium is important for strong bones" indeed.
  • The description of the video:
    "On the far reaches of space, no one can hear your kidney getting snatched."
  • Sseth's descriptions of the three storytellers, as well as his personal reviews of each of them.
    And Cassandra?! Cassandra can go fuck herself!

• Dwarf Fortress
  • The parodied opening from the game, completely normal, only with suggestive gay pornography sounds and scenes roughly collaged into it for comedic effect.
  • His summarization of the game:
    A game which chronicles the lives and accomplishments of stumpy alcoholics as they struggle to avoid sobriety. A game where the most ludicrous events happen daily, where civilizations rise and fall just because someone left a Necronomicon in the public library. A game where the UI is so useless and convoluted that you would honestly have an easier time playing Microsoft Excel.
  • His description of his adventure playing as Vegeta in his review of Dwarf Fortress.
  Currently, I'm playing as Vegeta, a local Saiyan Prince who accidentally used instant transmission to teleport to Hell.
  Then I got drunk, and crawled on the floor, stealing people's genitals.
  • His preceding exploits in Dwarf Fortress are just as absurd.
    • His first character was when he didn't quite know how to play ("I didn't know the controls, and didn't really care"), so he just went around accusing various children of being vampires (and throwing silver at them until they expired). Until he did this to one who actually was a vampire, who promptly killed him.
    • His second character was a Kobold who managed to integrate himself into society. Simple enough, right?
      To demonstrate how integrated I was, I immediately assassinated the king. To my surprise the guards didn't even care. My reward for committing regicide was monarchy. I spent the rest of my career spreading rumours, that the previous king was murdered by myself. Everyone refused to believe it, and said that I, the King, was full of shit.
  • His third character found a book of necromancy, which he dropped off at one of his fortresses. When he came back later, the entire fortress was overrun with zombies.

• The review for Wizardry 8
  • While praising the game's in-depth character creation system, Sseth takes special notice of your option to play as a "short king", switching out the character portrait for a picture of Joe Rogan.
    • There are so many options for short kings that you can "pick by your preferred size", demonstrated from a six-foot Human (a gigachad), to five-foot-eleven Dwarf (Gimli), Gnome (a lawn gnome) or Hobbit (Frodo Baggins), to five-foot-ten Faerie (Tyler 1 after apparently being scaled up 4,000 times).
  • Sseth showing off his party, with custom-made, fully animated icons. Among them are Mandalore Gaming, the socially anxious fighter, and Ken Ashcorp, the unhinged priest. Sseth mentions that he wanted to include Pyrocynical in the party, but Youtube doesn't allow him to feature minors in his videos.
    • He also makes Fred Knudsen, from Down the Rabbit Hole fame, a psionic... and a woman, because the best magic boosting trinkets are only wearable by women, and they need to minmax.

• The infamous Space Station 13 review, the bulk of which includes numerous anecdotes of his own time playing the game:
  • He admits that he first fell in love with the game early on, when he witnessed a friend convert another person into a bomb by feeding him potassium tablets and water, generating an explosion powerful enough to obliterate a hallway and open the station to the void of space.
    After such a horrific display of homicide, I realized "Hey, this game's pretty good."
  • Playing a surgeon, he decided to replace his friend's girlfriend's limbs with pizza, while a "horrified clown" looked on from the operating theatre's observation platform. The clown ended up ratting him out, summoning security to the medical bay with a desperate cry of "He's turning her into a Papa John's!" While the security team was too late to stop Sseth from creating a (surprisingly functional) pizza-human hybrid, Sseth was demoted, stripped of his medical license and locked in the brig for the rest of the round — when the girlfriend protested that she had consented to the procedure, the head of medical dismissed her pleas on the grounds that "You cannot consent to being a pizza."
  • Sseth describes an incident where a clown managed to get his hands on enough space lube (from Sseth himself, as the chemist) to coat an entire hallway, causing anyone running along to slip and slide all the way towards an airlock the clown had hacked open. Almost every player on the server ended up falling for the trap and dying out in space, leading to the station being evacuated^note Not stated in the video is that, on that map, the evac shuttle arrives at... the airlock the clown had hacked open - meaning those who didn't die on their own to the lubed-up hallway probably fell victim to it from trying to evacuate and the clown player being banned from ever playing a clown again. Of note is one security guard that the video briefly focuses on, posting "fuck" multiple times in the chat as he flies out the airlock.
  • His first time in the traitor role led to Sseth attempting to assassinate the station's chief of security. His plan involved a foul mouthed newbie named "Muh Dick", who had crawled into the medical bay with an injury. Sseth patched his wounds, while also surgically implanting voice-activated high explosives in his groin and chest cavity, to be triggered by hearing "the word most likely to be spoken" by him (i.e. the N-word). Sseth then gifted Muh Dick with a slew of dangerous and illegal items, intending him to cause chaos and be arrested by the security team, whereupon he would hopefully speak the trigger phrase and detonate himself close enough to the chief of security to kill him. However, at the last second before leaving the medical bay reception area, the unwitting suicide-bomber decided to thank Sseth the only way he knew how (i.e. by using the N-word). The resulting explosion vaporized the both of them and blew a massive hole in the station's hull.
  • Sseth's first attempt to run an eldritch cult ended very quickly due to a twist of misfortune — His cult had established its headquarters in an abandoned section of the station, only to be discovered by a random janitor. At first, they insisted that the demonic sigils plastering the walls were crayon drawings rather than human blood. When that failed they attempted to kill him, only to be thwarted by the janitor quickly swabbing wet patches on the floor for the cultists to slip on while he escaped.
  • At one point, Sseth participated in a crew rebellion against a tyrannical security team, establishing "the independent station-state of Cargonia". Security officers attempted to storm the rebel-held cargo bay, only to fall into a cunning trap: Banana peels caused the guards to slip and fall onto a closed loop of conveyor belts, covered in hundreds of banana peels to ensure they couldn't get back on their feet, effectively stun-locking them. Furthermore, the conveyor ring was lined with hacked vending machines, which pelted the trapped security guards with soda cans until they fell unconscious. The head of security ended up surrendering, allowing the rebels to control the cargo bay in exchange for the return of his men. This part of the video actually led to "Cargonia" being a fairly popular in-joke among cargo players.
  • Ironically, Sseth earlier described his own experience on the security team, where he and his buddies spent their time basically catching and killing anyone doing "completely unacceptable" gay furry roleplay via flashbanging them, cuffing them down, and then setting explosives outside the now airlocked "biohazard containment zones" to space them before they could recover. When the roleplayers started getting smart by doing group sessions behind locked doors, one of Sseth's friends grabbed a mech and drilled through the doors to repeatedly flashbang everyone inside, which got them banned from the server shortly before it went down anyway from "the admin's mom" noticing the electricity bill.
  • As part of the science division, Sseth and an accomplice ended up discovering that pneumatic cannons could be used to force-feed people from a distance. They promptly set about lacing pastries with huge amounts of hallucinogenic drugs, and using the cannons to force-feed everyone they could find. The other crewmembers, not knowing the food they'd been force-fed was drugged, commended them for their discovery. About a minute later the station fell into chaos, with crew members being terrorized by monsters and threats only they could see, or simply puking and convulsing on the ground. In the end, Sseth managed to get away scot free: The blame fell on the station's chemist, who security assumed had supplied the required drugs for the plan when he had actually denied them to Sseth and his friend (who resorted to manufacturing the drugs themselves).
  • The one time Sseth joined an in-progress round, he immediately received the message that it was "penis inspection day" and he should report immediately to the Medbay so that doc Johnson could examine him. Doc Johnson was clearly not a trained physician, but a wizard, who professionally "examines" Sseth, tells him he passed with flying colours, then blows his ass off with magic to wear it as a hat.

• The Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines review.
  • It starts with Sseth asking the audience:
  Do you like shopping at Hot Topic? Do you hate natural sunlight? Have you ever wanted to suck off the homeless?
  • Sseth gives a 100% Accurate™ Bible Lesson™:
  Remember Cain and Abel? In the Bible the two brothers made offerings to God. Abel offered the lord some lamb chops, Cain gave him some weetabix or some shit. Naturally, God liked Abel's offering a lot more, so Cain dis-abeled his brother by murdering him with a fucking rock. God was very unhappy with Cain - for killing his brother? Nah, God didn't give a shit about that; Cain's crime was killing his brother, and then having the audacity to lie to God. In the Bible, God punishes Cain to wander the Earth. In Vampire: the Masquerade, God punishes Cain... by giving him superpowers.
  God: CAIN. FOR CRIMES AGAINST YOUR CREATOR AND YOUR FELLOW MAN, I SENTENCE YOU TO IMMORTALITY. YOU ALSO GET SUPER SPEED (bing!) AND SUPER STRENGTH (bing!) YOU CAN ALSO TURN INVISIBLE...UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO POLYMORPH AS WELL? SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TURN INTO A BURNING BUSH AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF MOSÉS.

  • Abel's reaction to being murdered being "bruh"
  • Sseth boils down the Kuei-jin to "Asian vampires who have recently moved in to china town filled it with Gacha machines".

• Crusader Kings II
  • Sseth's plague shenanigans, when in a Poland game, as soon as the Black Death hits, he shuts the castle gates, and is forced to resort to cannibalism to survive as the years drag on. He then notices that his cannibal court, now complicit or responsible for dozens of deaths was shut in for no reason, because the plague never reached Poland.
  • "You find out your wife is having an affair... with your other wife. You've got two, by the way. God bless being a Muslim."
  • The absurdity of the chinese doctor who was clearly killing Sseth's character and children. His reaction? Give him a stern talking to.

• The review for Caves of Qud.
  An Eater Nectar Injector. What is it? It's an injector filled with Eater Nectar. We're going to preserve it and condense the nectar. And then we're going to use precognition and cook it, which gives a 1/4 chance of getting +1 to all our attributes...permanently. However, these are quite rare and I can't know if I'll ever find another. So first, I find a high level merchant, clone them repeatedly and buy Metamorphic Polygel. Now I can scale my character to an infinite amount of armour, infinite amount of attributes, and - once I clone all the bookstores - infinite Schrödinger's pages which I can use to get an infinite amount of reputation. And still I get one shot by a fucking rusty saw.
  Sseth: Let's be real here. Caves of Qod- Caves of Qwud - cock - is not the prettiest game. This is probably the only game you could get caught playing in the office, and have your boss look at the screen and say: "Damn...my man's excel spreadsheet looks fucked up".
  • This gem:
    "In this game, the bakeries are owned by Nietzsche, and his pastries induce ego death. (Zoom on mustache).
  • Sseth identifies patterns in the writing:
    "You can tell immediately if a character is pre-written. The first tumblr fursona you meet, Q-Girl, will give you the option to ask about her neon-purple hair and quirky way of talking. I like the writing in this game...but c'mon, disliked by the "water barons" for her "queer appearance"? Really? Maybe she just looks like shit. Listen, I can respect the fact you can self-insert your OC girlfriend...but at least give us the option of dismembering her.
  • He got banned off the creator's discord in a "speedrun" of 1m 07s:
    Sseth: You're spending too much time banning me off your discord for making reasonable gameplay suggestions.
    Sseth's Suggestion: Enhanced Olfactory Function (Mutation, 1 point)

    Description: Allows you to sense females at a range of 10 tiles.

    Allows you to sense Q-Girl at a range of 20 tiles.

• The review of Total Annihilation: Kingdoms review
  • It starts off with him showing off his new PC setup: It is literally a bunch of circuit boards laid out on his desk, which he starts up by short circuiting it with a screwdriver. He names it "I Have No Case, and I Must Scream".
  • His hatred for Kirenna.
    I... I hate Kirenna. Like all women, she can grow a second pair of legs and swim underwater, probably to lay eggs and avoid responsibility. She also has 'spells': can you guess what they are?... Wow, water splash. Wow, homing air bubble. Go fuck yourself, Kirenna.
  • Sseth's reasons for showing the game, which he himself considers a "generally scuffed abomination":
    So what is the point of this game? Why are you telling us about this, Sseth? You bulbous, matzo-eatin', oven-dodgin'— I don't know, umm... mutual suffering.

• Amazing Cultivation Simulator
  • How does Sseth open the explanation about the game's fantasy race system?
    Let me explain, whiteboy.
  • Sseth discovered that a male Cultivator who follows the Sunflower Refining Law and who learns Lunar Form can be instantly transformed into a female, and her penis immediately falls off. Said penis is a "treasure" and can be picked up and sold, and other abilities let you regrow lost body parts. If the body part is incompatible, it immediately falls off, letting Sseth constantly regrow, spawn, and sell penises, prompting this legendary line:
  Sseth: Each time you harvest a crop of penis, you become the dick farmer.
  • The fun thing is that the "Rods" are worth around 100 Spirit Stones, which is a lot for such a small item.
  • Earlier in the video, he points out that some viewers might see similarities to Rimworld. Sseth decides to compare the two.
    Problem 1: We need a refrigerator.
    Rimworld: We build one.
    ACS: Place the frozen soul of a demon in a room, and watch as the temperature drops to Absolute Zero.
    Problem 2: A room is too cold.
    Rimworld: Install air conditioning.
    ACS: Rebuild the room with wood, and the bed out of fire. Now you won't die of frostbite. You'll die of heatstroke.
    Problem 3: A person is completely crippled.
    Rimworld: The cheapest option is to put him down.
    ACS: We have regrown each of his limbs. Oh, and he's 14 years old now.
  • Sseth talks about your divine pet, and mentions you can rename it to something "a little more Chinese." Then he changes the name to "Dinner".
  • One of the forms of cultivation involves becoming a god and granting miracles to one's followers. Sseth ignores calls for aid regarding serious problems in favor of....
    Sseth: As a rule, I only answer bad prayers. Drought, bandits, famine? Refuse. Don't waste my time. You wish that tomorrow your favorite brothel prostitute hasn't been taken? Granted! You want your boss to step in dogshit? Granted! You want the guy who stole from you to be struck by lightning? My pleasure! You want those annoying neighbors next door to die in horrific agony? Me too! You want someone to celebrate your birthday with you? ...Granted.

• Highfleet:
  • The intro is... Unique.
    Sseth: Hey hey, people. Epilepsy warning. I'm serious. You have about 3 seconds.
    Cue Highfleet gameplay footage.
    • Following up on the epilepsy joke, the video description itself:
      Stay at home mom DESTROYS
      people who suffer from EPILEPSY
      in just 3 easy seconds.
  • While on a diatribe how war is mostly financial, Sseth drops this gem:
    The most beautiful phrase in the Russian language is "day mne toyo den'gi, pozhaluysta"^note give me money, please
  • Sseth's reasoning behind his decision not to build escape pods into his ships.
    Sseth: Think about it. The Titanic would've never crashed if it had no life vessels. If the passengers had no option to retreat, they'd plug the hole with their bloated carcasses and save the day.
  • Sseth's plagiarized ship designs, including, but not limited to:
    • The Block^note : a block shaped ship with a lot of armour and a lot of guns
    • The Brick^note : a brick shaped ship with a lot of armour and a lot of guns
    • The Cock and Ball accelerator ^note : A giant penis shaped ship, which generates thrust directly from the phallus
    • The Box^note : a box shaped ship with a lot of armour and a lot of guns
    • The Death Star of David^note : a Star of David-shaped ship that crashes easily, work in progress
    • The Windmill of Friendship ^note : A spinning aerial swastika, footage missing

• Bloons TD 6:
  • Immediately after getting past the intro, Sseth describes a method of using Cheat Engine to bypass the monetization model of Bloons without (as of the time of posting) getting banned. Why?
    Sseth: Dear NinjaKiwi: I'm sorry for telling everyone how to bypass your shitty in-game cash shop. I don't do it out of pleasure. I do it out of a moral obligation... to inconvenience anyone and anything that comes out of New Zealand.
  • Sseth has some rather creative names for the larger MOAB-class boss balloons: The BFB^note :Big Fertile Bloon, instead of Brutal Floating Behemoth, ZOMG^note :Zeppelin Of Moist Grussy instead of Zeppelin Of Mighty Gargantuanness, and BAD^note :Big Airship Dumpy from Big Airship of Doom
  • His strategy for getting the resources to counter the elite bosses involves borrowing money, earning interest from the borrowed money, and then paying it back before repeating and using the compounding interest in an exponential feedback loop to generate more and more money from nothing. Since this is a game about popping balloons, his next statement is a Stealth Pun:
    Sseth: Inflation? [dark chuckle] Don't worry about it!

• Elden Ring:
  • Sseth rejects Melina's offer, not knowing she's needed to level up at all. Crosses over into Awesome when he goes on to kill both Margit and Godrick, both bosses known for smashing inexperienced and unprepared players into paste, before realising he's still level 1. Bonus points for the fact he was playing a Wretch.
    Sseth: Miyazaki, just because I am offered the ability to talk to a woman, doesn't mean I'm going to take it.
  • A bit later Sseth takes a moment to talk about people who actually insist that playing Elden Ring as a level 1 wretch with no armor and only an unupgraded club as a weapon is the only way to play the game "correctly". Specifically he says you should take pity on them, because it's the characteristic behavior of someone who "Stacks no paper, and gets no bitches".
  • Sseth's long, rambling, and bizarrely specific story about a hypothetical "baby arm man" who has to pose as a baby arm stock photo model.

• His Company of Heroes 2 review begins with a strange rant about... getting caught peeing in the sink.
  • Among the many weird quirks the game has, Sseth mentions that the fact that it forces all players to download all of their opponents' texture packs as particularly annoying. Because he abuses this to force illegal content, such as drug manufacturing recipes, into his fellow players' hard drives.
  • The sheer absurdity that is the Ahegao paintjob one of Sseth's friends uses on his Tiger Tanks.
  • One of Sseth's friends doesn't have a particularly good PC. Sseth, naturally, abuses this by setting his endgame action to an artillery strike that generates so many particle effects and explosions that his friends' CPU will overheat and possibly shut itself off.
  • "Drip will now be issued to all new conscript squads. URRAH!"

• Songs of Conquest
  • Sseth opens the video apologizing for his delays, apparently he's been busy "bone mashing"^note  a "controversial" practice that involves taking a hammer to one's facial bones to slowly mold them into a desired shape., because, he's been listening to "alpha podcasts" and "according to men talking to other men, women desire nothing more than men who look like Australopithecus."
  • His diatribe explaining why he's reviewing an early access game.
    Sseth: This is not a joke, it's a cry for help. Ever since the gold play button arrived, I've realized I'm in a den of predators. And there's a hierarchy. Every blood moon we have to offer the vitae of a child... to MrBeast. If you refuse to comply, UMG will copy strike all your videos. And I really need that AdSense money.
  • You can't mix races. (Beat) ...Sorry, that... that doesn't sound very good. You can't mix factions in this game.
  • Sseth notices the "similarities" between between the slave trading faction and his family's status in the pre-Russian Revolution days, but notes that the similarities end with the slavery, since his ancestors never stooped so low, he even asked his relatives about it... and, technically, what they had were serfs.
  • Sseth's many years of playing Heroes III has left him with the uncanny ability to easily find Game Breakers. Naturally, he applies this to Songs of Conquest's spells, and the combos he comes up with are a sight to behold.^note Such as making units take multiple turns in a row, anything involving the Repel or Swap spell, or softlocking the fight with the Earth Block spell. And yes, we said spell combos. You aren't limited to one spell per turn. Unfortunately, the developers are conspiring against our African Warlord...
  Sseth: There's patch notes almost every week, nerfing some kind of exploit which was usually the core of my strategy. So I am forced to make this review faster to try and outpace the balance team. I am obviously using a plural, but I know who you are... Carl.
  • Sseth mentions that it would make sense to have XXXTentacion's music in the end of the Necromancy focused faction because "They're undead, and he's... similar."
• Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. It's exactly what it sounds like, and practically made for Sseth.
  • When he is interacting with the person who gifted him the game, the person offered to voice chat with him. Sseth, taking the username ("Daffini - Deaf Aussie") literally, responds as such:
    Sseth: No. No you can't. Your kind does not have that capability.
    • What makes it even funnier is the fact that the guy explains that he's Australian.
• Tribal Hunter even getting reviewed in the first place has to count, being both completely at odds with what Sseth usually reviews and also a fat fetishist furry game. Still, he works with it.
  • Even the ExpressVPN ad he slides in is hilarious, because he gives zero fucks in telling you that it's useful for working around internet providers that don't condone piracy. He also bought a paper shredder explicitly to shred the threatening letters he gets from Verizon. He also implies it's useful for browsing other objectionable content for "research"... all the while showing himself browsing for floor tiles. A nonsequitur if you don't know the reference, an amusing joke all by itself if you do. ^ExplanationAn infamous 4chan post that nonchalantly confessed the poster was sexually aroused by floor tile patterns of all things, and could provide disturbing amounts of detail as to his tastes.
    I've never owned a paper shredder before, but I gotta tell ya, it's strangely satisfying.
• War Thunder
  • Sseth mentions how he spent an undisclosed amount of time delaying the review because he wanted to keep his press account.
  • Sseth relays the infamous Chinese tank leak debacle.
    People take this shit uh... very seriously. Some time ago, we had a fiasco with Gaijin releasing a modern tank and some guy in the forum said "um, actually, that's not accurate". Everybody said "prove it" and he did... by leaking confidential military documents. Somewhere out there, someone is getting court-martialed because of War Thunder.
    • Something that Sseth doesn't mention, and that makes it even funnier, is that this was not some isolated incident where a Chinese tanker got his priorities mixed up and leaked some confidential data. The fallout of military secrets^note mostly taking the form of operational manuals for tanks and planes leaking into War Thunder forums and subreddit because someone wants to win an argument is something Gaijin Entertainment has to deal with surprisingly often and has happened at least six times as of this writing in March, 2023. The situation is so bad that the company has issued a public call for people to stop doing it, while the community jokes that playing the game is probably a national security hazard.
• Bastard Bonds
  • Sseth notes how people's behavior around him has changed since he started playing the game.
    Sseth: None of my homies turn their backsides to me anymore.
  • Sseth describes the recruitment system in the game as being the same friendship method he used as a child in primary school.
    Sseth: I threw a rock at their head and we both got detention.
  • Sseth tried two different sponsors for the video, both failed. Hello Fresh skipped when he made fun of the recent allegations of them using forced monkey labour and Established Titles was outed as a scam before the video got out, which Sseth notes, means they probably aren't going to pay him. Both ads were kept in the video because Sseth thinks they're funny.
• World of Tanks
  • Virtually every tank skin Sseth is shown with has scantily-clad anime girls. The exceptions are, naturally, gay men kissing.
  • According to Sseth, this game could best be described as "Peek out from behind a corner, shoot your load, and retreat into darkness."
  • "Maybe in a former life I was a mortar shell aimed at Croatians."
• Deep Rock Galactic:
  • To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Sseth mains Driller and will C4 his team at the earliest given opportunity.
  • His suggestions on searching for lobbies: If lobby names are full of memes or generally chill, go right in. If lobby names are closer to "level 500+ only, no Fat Boy, no TCF", however... rather than recommending you avoid them, he tells you the best way to proceed is to join, find the host's Steam profile, use it to doxx them and file a death certificate in their name.
    Sseth: Now, if he gets pulled over, he's fucked! He wants to change jobs, he's fucked! He's lived a long and fruitful life, and wants to cash out his social security benefits? He's fucked! Of course, I endorse none of this, your honor. And the fact that this young man died in a firefight with the IRS, well... aha... I don't see how my video could've caused this!
  • When talking about the game's different seasons, he skims over Plaguefall (where a virus called the Rockpox is infecting the planet) as quick as he can. Why? He can't say any of the words involved without getting demonetized by Youtube's notoriously aggressive COVID-related algorithms.
  • On the Gunner's zip line:
    Sseth: Whoa, heh, nice zip line, nerd. Oh wait, um, I'm getting a call. It's the old folks home. They want their mobility lift back.
  • In one of the clips he recorded, a player going by "Jesus Christ" joined mid-game. He makes the obvious joke:
    Mission Control: Your workforce is big, and it's about to get bigger.
    Rappin' for Jesus pastor: That's cause Jesus Christ is my-
    Sseth: Digger.
  • The art director of Ghost Ship has commented on this review. This is what he said:
  Art Director at Ghost Ship here. Seeing our game reviewed by Sseth simultaneously combines one of my greatest fears and my deepest darkest desires. What a time to be alive.
• Hardspace: Shipbreaker
  • The review is done almost entirely via Sseth playing the principle characters of the game's story, complete with his face on their models.
  • Sseth's genuine confusion over how the game suddenly becomes heavily story-focused once Lou unveils her big unionization plan. This culminates in Sseth reading out Hal's Villainous Breakdown verbatim, which leaves him so baffled he's convinced he's having some kind of episode and needs to take his meds.
  • Towards the end, he admits that, if he had a time machine, he would not use it to convince the developers to not go so heavy on the game's story; he'd use it to shoot John Lennon himself, then have someone else convince the devs.
  • Sseth goes into the science behind nuclear reactors, treating the Demon Core criticality accident as a home science experiment.
• Rise of Legends
  • Unfortunately, Rise of Legends has been abandonware for quite some time, so Sseth had to do a little piracy. His first try worked pretty well, except for the game being entirely in Russian. He then found an English version, which, when he started it up, prompted him to "insert disc". His solution? Copy the Russian version executable into the English folder. Against all odds, Sseth's Frankensteinian copy works like a charm!
  • Sseth frames the entire setting as "a world populated not by humans, but by Italians". And then later explaining that the Alin are Sicilians.
  • Sseth's penchant for piracy comes in handy, since the game is, effectively, abandonware. As a result, the video (as of this writing) includes a guide on how to pirate the game.
  • One of the missions involves travelling through a place that causes Giacomo to have hallucinations. The cutscene of him saying "I... I've recovered from my madness." is overlaid with an image of a man searching for Kirisame Marisa on a booru site.
  • Sseth describes Giacomo's Heroic Sacrifice as him hijacking Czin's "Skype call" to his race with a two dollar mic and screaming racial slurs so loudly it causes Czin's entire base to explode.
  • The reason given as to why he chose to cover the game? According to Sseth, Pastificio Centoni, a high end Italian pasta manufacturer, for reasons that elude him, contacted him for advertisement and Sseth found this "The funniest shit in the world".
    • Perhaps even better, Pastificio Centoni actually commented^note Probably.. And their response... isn't too far off from what Sseth would say.
  We thank Ssethtzeentach for his collaboration. For those of you who have asked for a way to purchase our products, we invite you to visit our store (link in the description) and our FAIRE page (also linked in the description). With the latter link, you can get 100$ worth of Pasta Centoni - completely for free! All you need to do is recruit your local friendly general store owner and persuade them that you really, really need the pasta. Some techniques that could work for you:
  -Throw a temper tantrum
  -Sneak the head of a dead horse in their bed
  -Threaten to clog their toilets
  -Record their voice, then generate an AI deepfake of them hurling chauvinistic slurs. Observe as they become pariahs in their own community, and acquire their business for peanuts. Later that night, consider the lengths you have been willing to go to just achieve your goals. Something might awaken inside you, or maybe not, either way, you will never be the same.
  -Ask politely and promise to be a repeat customer in case of further purchases.

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