Naruto: the Secret Songs of the Ninja is a NarutoFor Want of a Nail fanfic written by Arcane Azmadi. The nail in this case is simple; when Sasuke "died" during his and Naruto's fight with Haku early in the series, he actually DID die rather than waking up again at the end. The story follows the consequences of this drastic change as Naruto and Sakura have to overcome their grief and learn to work together again together with their new teammate, an older boy named Kyoshun Keiji. Events deviate wildly from the events of canon as a result, leading things to go in drastic and unexpected directions.The story has a thread onSpace Battles where you can read drafts of upcoming chapters as they're written. Please do not add spoilers from there until the chapter is officially released on fanfiction.net as unreleased material is subject to change.Absolutely not to be confused with Nareto The Scret Of Shiobi.
This fanfic provides examples of:
Action Girl: Sakura and Hinata both get to be this surprisingly quickly.
Taniguchi Tsuchiko of Iwagakure, a chuunin.
An Arm and a Leg: Wabisuke gets his right hand torn off at the wrist by Naruto with his Fox's Claws.
Kiba loses his right arm in chapter 8 and his right leg is so mangled that it has to be amputated as well.
Ascended Extra: Gen'ryumaru, the shinobi who originally only appeared on page long enough to become Orochimaru's new body.
Big Damn Heroes: Jiraiya saves the remnants of the Konoha forces from complete annihilation during the fall of Konoha.
Butt Monkey: Akashi Tsuneo, a 30-year old Iwa ninja who never made it past genin and is generally considered a loser by his peers. He gets seduced, drugged and captured by Sakura (using a henge) and cracks embarassingly easily when she and Keiji threaten him with torture- or worse, castration.
Chekhov's Skill: In between the start of chapter 4 and the end of chapter 8, Keiji has apparently mastered that trick of throwing his shuriken into each other in mid-air to redirect them at new angles.
Covert Pervert: Keiji turns out to be a secret fan of the Icha Icha books.
Crippling Overspecialisation: Keiji is one of the most amazing shuriken-users in the world (most ninja not considering shurikenjutsu something worth specialising in to the extent that he does), capable of pulling off feats most people don't even consider possible. However, the side effects of his incredible distance vision is an inability to focus properly at close range, making him almost defenceless in close-quarter combat. He's also exclusively adept with shuriken; his abilities with other thrown weapons such as kunai is totally unremarkable.
Deal with the Devil: Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi for not only power but also knowledge of the demon-fox's own unique techniques. It involves him modifying the 4th Hokage's seal and drinking a sip of the Kyuubi's Black Blood to give the fox a more direct connection to his consciousness.
Determinator: Naruto as usual, but especially during his extensive torture by Wabisuke, where he withstands unspeakable pain for days without cracking.
For Want of a Nail: Sasuke's death ultimately leads to MAJOR differences in the development of the plot. The first really significant one of these is the new Team 7 being refused permission to enter the Chuunin Exam by the 3rd Hokage.
Rather more drastically, this leads to the destruction of Konoha and the decimation of their forces in the Sand/Sound attack during the Chuunin Exam finals.
Frameup: Wabisuke's plan is to accuse Team 7 of planning to assassinate the Daimyo of the Land of Earth (under the orders of the Hokage, with forged secret instructions) in order to provoke a war between Iwa and Konoha.
Fusion Dance: The Kyuubi makes a deal with Naruto to give him access to his power and also his knowledge to save his friends, by modifying the 4th Hokage's seal and drinking a sip of the Kyuubi's black blood. This causes Naruto to act extremely viciously in his battle with Wabisuke, as well as use the Voice of the Legion and refer to himself as "we" rather than "I" for the duration.
Fuuma Shuriken: Keiji's Deathwind shuriken. It folds up the same way Sasuke's shadow windmill did in the first fight with Zabuza, but when unfolded it's actually considerably larger than the one Kaede wields in the Fuuma Shuriken page image- each blade is nearly 4 feet long, so at full size it's wider than a man is tall.
Groin Attack: Akashi Tsuneo's defiance doesn't last long when Sakura threatens to cut off his balls unless he talks.
Heroic BSOD: Naruto and Sakura spend most of chapter 1 in one until they get snapped out of it by Iruka and Ino respectively.
Hinata falls into a bad one after surrendering to Neji in the Chuunin Exam preliminary rounds as Naruto wasn't there to interrupt his Breaking Speech. This drives her to run away from Konoha in shame, requiring her to be retrieved by Team 7.
Killed Off for Real: Sasuke, obviously. Many characters also die in the destruction of Konoha- the 3rd Hokage dies as usual, but also Neji, Shino, Asuma, Shikaku and according to Word of God, many characters who don't even get mentioned because we didn't even get the chance to meet them in this story, including Anko, Danzo, Sai, Yamato and most background characters.
This was the great Toad Sage who had saved Konohaís survivors from total annihilation? The disciple of the Third Hokage who was almost a legend? A writer of dirty books for dirty men (and Kakashi-sensei)?
Not So Different: Naruto to Keiji after he hears the story of how he lost his entire team in a mission gone wrong (very much like the Wave Country mission, only worse).
Oblivious to Love: Naruto continues to be a classic example of this trope with regards to Hinata. When she asks if she can keep his forehead protector and gives him hers instead, he thinks she wants it because it used to be Iruka's.
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Kakashi delivers a brief one of these to Wabisuke while pointedly destroying the forged mission scroll Wabisuke needed to ignite the war between Iwa and Konoha in front of him, right before killing him.
Kakashi: It's over, Wabisuke. Youíve lost. Itís time for you to exit the stage now, for good.
The Remnant: The survivors of the destruction of Konoha who fall back to the Hidden Fortress of the Senju, led by Jiraiya.
Revenge: Wabisuke Ryota seeks revenge on Kakashi for mutilating his face in battle at the end of the 3rd Shinobi War.
Revenge by Proxy: He enacts this revenge by capturing Kakashi and Naruto and torturing Naruto in front of him. He also plans to reignite the war between Iwa and Konoha after executing them in order to complete his "unfinished business" by destroying it.
The disclaimer at the start of chapter 7 is the spoken track "Disclaimer" from The Offspring album Ixnay on the Hombre.
So Proud of You: Kakashi tells his students how proud he is of them all after Sakura and Keiji rescue him and Naruto from execution.
There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Sakura's plan to rescue Naruto and Kakashi from execution features no less than thirty-six precisely placed explosive tags going off simultaneously- and that's just the first step!
This Is Something She's Got To Do Herself: After giving her some encouragement, Naruto leaves Hinata alone to deal with the gang of thugs and their renegade ninja boss who were planning to kidnap her and sell her into slavery by herself, to let her build up some confidence. However he does hide nearby and remains ready to intervene if it looks like she's going to lose.
With My Hands Tied: Naruto has to fight with both hands shackled behind his back during the escape from Hosokusa. He does so by getting Sakura to toss him a kunai which he catches in his teeth, in a deliberate Call Back to Zabuza's last stand.
Would Hit a Girl: Wabisuke takes a sadistic pleasure in throttling Sakura to death in front of Naruto in order to torment him.
Naruto as well in his and Sakura's fight with Taniguchi Tsukiko, not that he has much choice under the circumstances.
Would Hurt a Child: Wabisuke would not only hurt one, but also torture one for days on end.