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Hell often churns out quite a few threats, especially where the Hellspawn are concerned.

Satan

Satan

Someone needs a hug.

"I see. One wishes to challenge a god. You are the flea with the most bold of aspirations. Those...aspirations will fade into nothing when I show you the icy grip of reality."

The Devil himself. Need we say more?

• Bad Powers, Bad People: His powers all come from his hellish origins.
• Bad Samaritan: This is who he was disguised as in his first meeting with Cinemacus.
• Balance Between Good and Evil: He's well aware of this.
• Bald of Evil
• Benevolent Boss: He's nothing if not fair to his underlings and fellow Hellspawn.
• Berserk Button: He's not too fond of the Minions that invade his realm at one point.
  • Rage Breaking Point: The only time, thus far, in the series in which he does this.
• Big Red Devil: Half of him is this.
• Blow You Away: He's capable of using his wings to this effect.
• Contrasting Sequel Antagonist: Keep in mind, he's the second foe the Review Team faces after the really easy Voodoo Justin incident.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: He treats the Review Team to this.
• The Devil: Obviously.
• The Dreaded: Sir fears him as much as he fears the Great Evil.
• Divine Chessboard: Chess is a game he considers the best.
• Eldritch Abomination: Downplayed.
• Even Evil Has Loved Ones: He has a son named Lucifer. It says something when his own son is more evil than him, much to his dismay.
• Even Evil Has Standards: He may be the ruler of Hell, but he knows the importance of keeping the Universe in check. That's one of the reasons he enjoys his job.
• Evil Versus Evil: Keep in mind some of the Review Team members are of questionable morality. Like Megatron and Mr. Freeze. They fall before him.
• Fallen Angel: He was still named Satan during his time as an angel.
• Feel No Pain: In fact...
  • Combat Sadomasochist: He's a little bit of this.
• God of Evil
• Grievous Harm with a Body: Uses Basil as a living weapon against a few members.
• Hannibal Lecture: Gives one to Twilight when she tries to beat him at chess, not that it works.
• I Have Many Names: Some of which are named after his own Hellspawn brethren.
• Interspecies Romance: As in most works involving the Antichrist, Satan once mated with a jackal to produce Lucifer. A pity his son killed his own mother soon afterward.
• Invincible Villain: The WHOLE REVIEW TEAM couldn't stop him! Actually, what makes him stand out is that they couldn't so much as lay a scratch on him. Further powerful villains would at least show signs of hurt.
• Large and in Charge: He towers over all men.
• Leitmotif: Plastic Night (the Arc Fes 25th concert version).
• Master of Illusion: He can shape-shift.
• Mind Rape: One of his powers and what he subjects Discord to.
• Multi-Armed and Dangerous
• Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Obviously.
• No-Sell: Notably against Godzilla's atomic breath.
• Noble Demon: He'd rather keep the universe in check rather than see it destroyed or tampered with.
• Rule of Symbolism: His body illustrates not only his Fallen Angel status, but also how he is content with maintaining the balance between good and evil.
• Obviously Evil: Just look at him!
• Physical God
• Playing with Fire
• Satan Is Good: Without him, nobody would look after Hell.
• Two-Faced: His whole body is this, between angelic beauty and demonic terror.
• Villain Teleportation: In flames, no less!
• Would Hurt a Child: Had no qualms over taking Finn to Hell, though it was part of the deal.

Lucifer

Lucifer

''"Sigh. I simply have no idea what compels such beings as yourselves to throw away your lives at the drop of a hat. Really, it's quite distressing."

Born of Satan and a jackal, this draconic being is literally the Antichrist. Even more evil than his father, or any demon really, could ever hope to be, he resides in Hell, awaiting the day that the war between Good and Evil arises. He's also one hell of a smug jackass.

• The Antichrist
• Bat Out of Hell: He gives off this vibe.
• Black-and-White Morality: If his little spiel about the war between Good and Evil is any indication.
• Breath Weapon: Can fire a massive beam from his maw.
• Curb-Stomp Battle: He dealt one to the team sent to defeat him.
• Deadpan Snarker: He's in the very much cruel department of this.
• Dragon-in-Chief: Despite his father being Satan himself, Lucifer seems to be up for more action than he is.
• The Dreaded: Every demon, including Necrosan, fears him. And for good reason.
• Emotion Bomb: One of his attacks overloads his foes with despair and their worst memories.
• Evil Counterpart: To Jesus.
• Evil Is Burning Hot: His head.
• Faux Affably Evil: He's evil incarnate to those who know him, yet he acts with the courtesy of a polite gentleman. Being voiced by Chris Ayres helps.
• Flaming Skulls / Skull for a Head: We don't even see a neck!
• For the Evulz: He only joined Necrosan's cause to see what the fuss was all about. And to have a bit of sadistic glee along the way.
• Hell Gate: He can split in half to do this.
• Hope Crusher: He made Marceline, Basil, and Discord think they won against him. Minutes later, he beats them in the worst way imaginable.
• Imagination Based Super Power: He can make flaming constructs of axes to support him.
• Jerkass: Basil calls him this. He's so much more, though.
• Just Toying with Them: Flat out admits this after he shows his true power. He previously pretended to be a pushover.
• Kick the Dog: Jeez, man. Haven't the people you just savagely beaten had enough already?!
• Knight of Cerebus: Even for the standards of the series, he was a very, VERY despicable bad guy. And this is before Sin arrived!
• Lack of Empathy: Especially towards the human race.
• Laughing Mad: Does this a lot when fighting.
• Leitmotif: Brrrrr....
  • When he battled Marceline, Basil, and Discord, it was a different story.
• Misanthrope Supreme: Hates all humanity with an iron gut.
• Nigh-Invulnerability: So much so that Marceline's arm breaks upon trying to hit him and a blast from Discord doesn't even land a scratch on him!
• No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Delivers one to the entire team sent to defeat him. Nobody has it worse, though, than Discord.
• No-Sell: Takes a blast from an angry Discord right to the face.
• Number of the Beast: To be expected.
• Offhand Backhand: Performs one against Discord just to rub salt in the wound.
• Power Limiter: He does this to himself to toy with his foes.
• "The Reason You Suck" Speech: He gives quite a speech to Marceline, Basil, and Discord. And you'd BETTER believe he hits the mark.
  • Breaking Speech: Doubles as this.
• Royals Who Actually Do Something: Plans on being this, when the war comes around.
• Sadist: Par for the course.
• Smug Snake: Where to even begin with this guy?!
• Smug Super: Sadly, he has every right to be this.
• Softspoken Sadist: Except for when he exploded on Discord during his rant, he's definitely this.
• Stronger Than They Look: At first, he goes down easy like all the other Hellspawn, albeit with a bit more effort. Then, he reveals he's been faking it...
• Super Spit: He can spit bombs that freeze people.
• Teleport Spam: Does this a lot when at full power.
• Voluntary Shapeshifting: He can transform into black and white orbs of energy. Sometimes they're 2 huge ones that fly across everywhere. The next time, it's a whole mess of black and white dots that rain down upon his foes.

Oblivion

Oblivion

''"The seas that tear apart coastlines....the earthquakes that ravage your cities...the fires that engulf the populace...these are reminders to teach mortals their place! They are my domain! FOR I AM...OBLIVION!"

Born of the very eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, this creature had so much power at his hand that he was appointed the Demon of Destruction by Satan. An honorable and humble creature, he tends to avoid getting caught up in any sort of evil schemes waged by his brethren.

• Anti-Villain: He's a nice guy all in all, but he's a Hellspawn that's responsible for destruction.
• Armored Dragons: Gives off this vibe.
• Asskicking Leads to Leadership: Hunston learned this the hard way.
• Badass Boast: The quote above.
• Dishing Out Dirt: One of his powers gives him control over the Earth.
• Eldritch Abomination
• Elemental Powers: Based on the main disasters. Earth, Water, and Fire are his main ones. We assume wind just comes from having wings altogether
• Friend to All Children: His interactions with a little bat demon he accidentally crippled are adorable.
• Intrigued by Humanity: He is impressed with humanity's ability to cope after a disaster.
• Leitmotif: To the point where the narrator has a hard time jotting down the lyrics.
• Made of Evil: He was born off the massive amount of destruction and death that happened in Pompeii when Vesuvius erupted.
• Making a Splash: He controls Tsunamis.
• Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Oblivion. You don't get more terrifying than that.
• Noble Demon: Even more so than Satan. He'll even stop to help out citizens that got caught in the middle of his mission.
• Our Dragons Are Different
• Person of Mass Destruction: He is the Demon of Destruction, after all.
• Playing with Fire: Another one of his elemental powers.
• Power Glows: Whenever he uses his elemental powers, the respective wings bearing the symbol of said disaster glows.
• Red Eyes, Take Warning: As of all Hellspawn.
• Single-Stroke Battle: With Hunston. One punch is all it takes.
  • Hell, the Berserkers by their own didn't stand a chance.
• Supernatural Martial Arts: He's a pretty avid fighter.
• Wave-Motion Gun: His most powerful attack.
  • Breath Weapon: Doubles as this.

Faust

Faust

A silent and mysterious Hellspawn, he was the first ever student of Satan. Originally an esteemed and well-respected doctor of olden times, he was utterly screwed over by a plague caused by Lucifer and his descent into the dark arts got him shunned. Eventually, he devoted his life to Satan, as he had nowhere else to go. Nowadays, he resides as an overseer of all who worship his dark master.

• Absurdly Sharp Claws
• Anti-Villain: He simply watches. Nothing more.

• Beware the Quiet Ones:
• Deal with the Devil: More like a deal with the devil's son. Look how much that screwed him over.
• Energy Weapon: One of his main attacks is a massive sword that explodes anything it comes in contact with. Only his true form uses this.

• Evil Old Folks: He was old before he got transformed.
• Graceful Loser: He doesn't hold any malice towards the Review Team even after being stabbed in the skull.
• In the Hood: He wears a cloak usually.
• The Krampus: His true form gives off vibes of this.
• Master Swordsman: Able to keep up with Finn and Twilight this way.
• Necromancer: He lords over the dead in battle.
• Our Werewolves Are Different: He's not a werewolf, but he does look like one.

• Reptiles Are Abhorrent: His hair is made of snakes.
• The Voiceless: The most we get out of him is a terrifying laugh. And that was when he went crazy!
• Was Once a Man: Thanks to Lucifer, he's no longer the kind and loving doctor he once was.
• The Watcher: His role is looking over those who worship his dark master.
• With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: When he reveals his true form, the gloves come off.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub

A wretched insect of a Hellspawn, he stands as the Demon of Corruption. No kidding. He's an actual living manifestation of man's petty desires and wants. Other than that, he's more of a watcher like Faust. However, he takes sadistic glee in watching us fall to our desires. He is also the past keeper of the 7 Deadly Sins.

• Big Creepy-Crawlies: He looks like a demonic fly given great size.
• Card-Carrying Villain
• The Corrupter: He'll usually leave us to be corrupted ourselves, but sometimes he plays a part.
• Evil Sounds Raspy: Being voiced by Linda Young ensures this.
• Horns of Villainy / Spikes of Villainy: He's got all of these.
• Know When to Fold 'Em: Though it could be just out of spite, he never wants to see the Review Team again after their last interaction with him.
• Leitmotif: Thin RED Line from Blazblue. Why are we not surprised?
• Made of Evil: He's literally made out of shameful desire.
• Pest Controller: Hordes of locusts and flies are led by him.
• Red Eyes, Take Warning
• Sadist: Enjoys watching people fall to their desires.
• Sealed Evil in a Can: He keeps the 7 Deadly Sins with him in a bag.
• Worm That Walks: He's a giant talking fly with quite a nasty attitude made of Sin. He can also create giant constructs made out of locusts and flies.

Kumasogami

Kumasogami

''"Aw. It's the ever violent, ever pointless Gojira! What a pleasant surprise! And by pleasant, I mean today is going to be such a violent and tragic day!"

An utterly vile Japanese demon, his evil was so great that, when he found himself in our Universe, the Hellspawn appointed him as the Demon of Despair. Reveling in his job of watching and creating said Despair, he turned out perfect for the job. He still harbors a hatred for all Mothras and, seemingly as of now, the entire Review Team.

• Berserk Button: He's not particularly fond of the Mothras. That said, he takes great joy in torturing the current one.
• Captain Ersatz: Of the original Kumasogami.
• Card-Carrying Villain
• Cold-Blooded Torture: Sometimes, he'll stop to do this.
• Evil Brit: Strangely, he's this.
• Extra Eyes: Has 3 of them.
• Human Sacrifice: He got these regularly during his time in the Toho Universe.
• Leitmotif: Volcano Dome from Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze.
• Long-Range Fighter: Because he's capable of fighting up close, this method proves less cowardly and more practical.
• Magma Man
• Necromancer: He can create Fleshsaurs. A.K.A Dead Dinosaurs enhanced by his demonic power.
• Rain of Arrows: A preferred attack of his.
  • Trick Arrow: In addition, each arrow explodes on contact.
• Shapeshifter Weapon: His maid trait. He can even make cannons and guns out of them!
• Sadist: Takes great joy in watching and creating despair.
• Villainous Breakdown: He doesn't take losing to Armor Mothra and Godzilla well.
• Villainous Friendship: With Necrosan. They even went for a drink, once.

The Disciples of Satan

The Disciples of Satan

"SIGN!"

A group of really crazy satanists that chase Z-Squared and Cinemacus across entire worlds and universes. It's a long story. Eventually, they are killed off when they get shot out of air lock into space.

• Anti-Magic: Apparently, being a disciple makes you immune to magic.
• Bad Samaritan: A bunch of strangers that worship the Devil. NOT GOOD.
• Batman Gambit: They're tricked into going into the air-lock area through this, thinking it's a "signing room".
• Chase Scene: Their whole appearance constitutes this with Z-Squared, Sir, and a growing amount of characters.
• Contrasting Sequel Antagonist: Just like Satan, except they're a lighter threat.
• The Determinator: They won't stop chasing you. No matter WHAT.
• Killed Off for Real: Thanks to an air lock they run into.
• Leitmotif: Excite Truck Theme from Super Smash Bros Brawl.
• No Indoor Voice: Yep.
• Religion of Evil: They worship Satan. That is all.
• Rise of Zitboy: The leader has a really bad case of acne.
• Thrown Out the Airlock: Their eventual fate.
• Torches and Pitchforks: Lampshaded by Meta-Ridley.
• Totally Radical: If their speech pattern is anything to go by.
• What Does This Button Do?: The leader causes the daily portal mishap this way. For once, it wasn't Sir's fault.
• Zerg Rush: This seems to be their strategy.

The Fleshsaurs

The Fleshsaurs

During another one of Necrosan's revenge schemes, he enlisted the help of his pal Kumasogami to give him some tools in defeating the Review Team. THESE things came out of the deal. They put up a good fight, but in the end, they were annihilated by the combination of Mothra and Godzilla's beams.

• Artistic License – Paleontology: Up to including all the attacks they have. Amargosaurus having razor sharp teeth is just an example. Also, the fact that the Ornithocheirus can catch things like an Eagle.
• Attack Reflector: The Charcharodontosaurus has one. It can create an energy headpiece that can reflect Godzilla's beam.
• Beam Spam: When caught by Godzilla, the Charcharodontosaurus begins to do this. It results in all the Ornithocheirus clones being vaporized.

• Dem Bones: They have some exposed bones here and there, but the Ornithocheirus gets the worst of it.
• Energy Weapon: The Charcharodontosaurus can shoot an energy beam from its mouth. It can also create an energized headpiece to deflect beams or send an energy wave at foes.

• Eye Scream: The Amargosaurus has an eye dangling out of the socket.
• Flying Brick: The Ornithocheirus is this, as it rams through buildings to harm the things it holds on to with its talons.
• Homing Projectile: The Amargosaurus's spines count. They're hot to the touch.
• Hydra Problem: The Ornithocheirus. See Self-Duplication.
• Long Neck: Taken to extremes with the Amargosaurus. It already has a long neck, but it can also extend to grapple foes with its mouth.
• Our Zombies Are Different: They can feel pain and they have a wide array of powers.
• Red Eyes, Take Warning: The Charcharodontosaurus

• Self-Duplication: The Ornithocheirus can do this is cut in pieces. Only the creatures will get smaller with each new clone.
• Super-Speed: Kinda sorta with the Ornithocheirus.
• Tail Slap: The Amargosaurus can use its tail as a whip.

The Legion of Musicians

The Seven Deadly Sins

The Seven Deadly Sins

A group of manifested evils, these beings live for destruction and mayhem pertaining to their type. They were freed in the battle with Beelzebub. After joining Lucifer, they were soundly killed off.

• Amazing Technicolor Population
• Body Horror: Based on their descriptions, they look quite..off. ESPECIALLY Lust.
• Boisterous Bruiser: Pride.
• The Eeyore: Sloth. It helps he's voiced by Peter Cullen.
• Elite Mooks: What they amount to when compared to Lucifer.
• Evil Hand: Greed certainly gives off vibes of this.
• Extreme Omnivore: Gluttony is willing to eat Basil after the battle.
• Fat Bastard: Gluttony.
• Gravity Master / Tractor Beam: Lust has this ability.
• Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: Sloth doesn't want to fight or partake in anything really. It's this that grants him another day to live.
• Killed Off for Real: All of them die in ways we listed on the Recap.
• Leitmotif: Bardock's Theme from Dragonball Xenoverse.
• Made of Evil: They embody the Seven Deadly Sins.
• Never Smile at a Crocodile: Pride's head resembles one.
• Perpetual Frowner: Envy.
• Quirky Miniboss Squad
• Reptiles Are Abhorrent: Maybe Wrath and Envy.
• Seven Deadly Sins: Duh!
• Sole Survivor: Sloth is the only one who lives, mainly because he didn't participate in the battle.
• Spider People: Lust.
  • And maybe Greed?
• The Unintelligible: Wrath.
• Vain Sorceress: Lust.
• Villainous Breakdown: Pride undergoes one as he starts to lose.
• You Have Failed Me: Lucifer kills off Pride without a second thought.

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