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atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Dec 27th 2018 at 2:54:15 AM

Granted. You also get a Mexican wrestler's mask that you can never take off, and you have to speak in a high pitched squeak in your best pathetic imitation of teen girls.

I wish someone would come and get me out of here.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Dec 27th 2018 at 6:50:44 AM

Granted, you're kidnapped and shipped off to North Korea!

I wish for a real life Furret

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:00:44 AM

Granted, but it's extremely aggressive (and hey, those things are huge!)

I wish KillerVibe (Caitlin/Cisco, on The Flash (2014)), was canon.

"I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:32:08 AM

Granted, but only after the series is cancelled and in a post-cancellation comic.

I wish I could cut things with my mind whenever I want to

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
Dec 27th 2018 at 7:59:08 PM

Granted; problem is, you eventually think you want to cut yourself, and you do so.

And by cut, I mean split in half. Vertically.

I wish Max Payne 3 followed the previous games' style and was good despite that.

Yo! Dragster here.
Mhazard I AM THE CURE from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
I AM THE CURE
Jan 3rd 2019 at 3:42:07 AM

Granted, but the players still aren't interested in it and they don't buy it, leading the game to become a Franchise Killer.

I wish there'll be an amiibo Magolor.

Cute girls are cute.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:35:55 AM

Granted, but it looks as bad as Fallout 76, has as much bugs as Fallout 76, and is six times as expensive as Fallout 76...

god, really hope this game doesn't work on "bloody mary" principles.

I wish for 20$.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:55:04 AM

Granted. It's in Monopoly money.

I wish I was slightly shorter, slightly thinner, and slightly prettier than I am now.

"I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 3rd 2019 at 12:00:22 PM

[up][up][up]Granted, but the Magolor amiibo only works on Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, and all it does is let you play as Clay Magolor, who has the exact same abilities as Clay Ball Kirby.

[up]Granted. You're the prettiest zombie there is! Better keep your head away from shotguns, though...

I wish I had the power...to move you.

4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Jan 4th 2019 at 11:24:22 AM

Granted, but you moved me so hard that I end up in space and die.

I wish to be as good as Ken Block in stunt driving.

Funposting is fun.
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Jan 4th 2019 at 11:36:27 AM

Granted, but while getting to your first match, you get into a fatal car accident.

I wish for non-poisoned water in a 48ml glass.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 4th 2019 at 11:45:54 AM

Granted. The glass is lead, so you die anyway.

I wish more progressive democrats were actually progressive.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Ripsaw These are the voyages... from Somewhere...out there
These are the voyages...
Jan 4th 2019 at 12:13:24 PM

Granted. They stop getting elected, leading to radical conservative control of the United States. Welcome to Gilead, folks!

I wish that for-profit health insurance didn't exist as an industry.

"Do you all not have phones?" - talk about digging yourself deeper!
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Jan 4th 2019 at 12:19:31 PM

Granted. As a result, the government now abolishes all healthcare to avoid the possibility of implementing universal healthcare, because dat's communizum!

I wish I never broke my toe back when I was 16.

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 4th 2019 at 7:25:19 PM

Granted, you broke your neck instead. Wait... if you died, then how are you posting this now?

I wish for the best computer in the world.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Jan 4th 2019 at 7:36:55 PM

Granted, it's so good it gets destroyed the second you turn it on, because ti was too good for it's own well-being.

I wish Waluigi, Krystal, Midna, Bandana Waddle Dee, Monster Hunter, Sceptile, and Ashley could became fighters for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 4th 2019 at 9:37:11 AM

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
ArgonianLorekeeper Munkeh from Colony 9 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Munkeh
Jan 5th 2019 at 6:10:19 AM

Granted. Every other fighter is removed in order to make way for them.

I wish that I could go back in time and stop my younger self from doing embarrassing things.

Tea time.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 5th 2019 at 7:04:33 AM

Granted. That doesn't stop your current or future self from doing even more embarrassing things on a daily basis.

I wish I didn't have to keep pissing every hour.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 5th 2019 at 9:55:00 AM

Granted, you have to keep pissing every minute now.

I wish for an Oculus Rift VR headset

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Jan 5th 2019 at 11:43:03 AM

Granted. It also gets fused to your face. Forever.

I wish I had a slice of cake right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
Siegfried1337 Crossover Interest from On Suicide Watch Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Jan 5th 2019 at 1:07:53 PM

Granted. This time, every corner of the world is affected, and it takes ten years for the industry to recover.

I wish I'd learned to drive at a young age so that I could own a Mid Life Crisis Car right now.

Siegfried1337 Crossover Interest from On Suicide Watch Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Crossover Interest
Jan 5th 2019 at 1:15:39 PM

[up] Granted. Unfortunately, Reality Ensues as you don't have proper training, and you somehow crash in a geyser.

I wish that Fallout 76 was gone.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Jan 5th 2019 at 1:27:56 PM

Granted. However, as a result it came back with a vengeance and now the real world is Fallout 76. That was a feature, not a bug.

I wish I could actually have some custard with pie right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
Playing_with_boy Two and two make four! #FACTS! from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
Two and two make four! #FACTS!
Jan 5th 2019 at 2:51:20 PM

Granted. The custard and the pie have poison in them.

I wish that I could punch myself in the face for making the Food/Pecan Pie/Cake wish.

   Totally not suitable for the tweens and kiddos.   

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