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atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Dec 27th 2018 at 2:54:15 AM

Granted. You also get a Mexican wrestler's mask that you can never take off, and you have to speak in a high pitched squeak in your best pathetic imitation of teen girls.

I wish someone would come and get me out of here.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Dec 27th 2018 at 6:50:44 AM

Granted, you're kidnapped and shipped off to North Korea!

I wish for a real life Furret

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:00:44 AM

Granted, but it's extremely aggressive (and hey, those things are huge!)

I wish KillerVibe (Caitlin/Cisco, on The Flash (2014)), was canon.

"I'm not Caitlin anymore." "You're not Killer Frost." "I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
VengefulBale Charlie and Alastor from Happy Hotel, Hell Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Charlie and Alastor
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:32:08 AM

Granted, but only after the series is cancelled and in a post-cancellation comic.

I wish I could cut things with my mind whenever I want to

The Princess of Hell and the Radio Demon now officially sponsoring the Happy Hotel!
Dec 27th 2018 at 7:59:08 PM

Granted; problem is, you eventually think you want to cut yourself, and you do so.

And by cut, I mean split in half. Vertically.

I wish Max Payne 3 followed the previous games' style and was good despite that.

Yo! Dragster here.
Mhazard RIBEY from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RIBEY
Jan 3rd 2019 at 3:42:07 AM

Granted, but the players still aren't interested in it and they don't buy it, leading the game to become a Franchise Killer.

I wish there'll be an amiibo Magolor.

Cute girls are cute.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:35:55 AM

Granted, but it looks as bad as Fallout 76, has as much bugs as Fallout 76, and is six times as expensive as Fallout 76...

god, really hope this game doesn't work on "bloody mary" principles.

I wish for 20$.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Jan 3rd 2019 at 7:55:04 AM

Granted. It's in Monopoly money.

I wish I was slightly shorter, slightly thinner, and slightly prettier than I am now.

"I'm not Caitlin anymore." "You're not Killer Frost." "I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Jan 3rd 2019 at 12:00:22 PM

[up][up][up]Granted, but the Magolor amiibo only works on Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, and all it does is let you play as Clay Magolor, who has the exact same abilities as Clay Ball Kirby.

[up]Granted. You're the prettiest zombie there is! Better keep your head away from shotguns, though...

I wish I had the power...to move you.

"I'll be honest with you...we're just throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks."
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Jan 4th 2019 at 11:24:22 AM

Granted, but you moved me so hard that I end up in space and die.

I wish to be as good as Ken Block in stunt driving.

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 4th 2019 at 11:36:27 AM

Granted, but while getting to your first match, you get into a fatal car accident.

I wish for non-poisoned water in a 48ml glass.

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atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 4th 2019 at 11:45:54 AM

Granted. The glass is lead, so you die anyway.

I wish more progressive democrats were actually progressive.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Ripsaw These are the voyages... from Somewhere...out there
These are the voyages...
Jan 4th 2019 at 12:13:24 PM

Granted. They stop getting elected, leading to radical conservative control of the United States. Welcome to Gilead, folks!

I wish that for-profit health insurance didn't exist as an industry.

Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up.
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 4th 2019 at 12:19:31 PM

Granted. As a result, the government now abolishes all healthcare to avoid the possibility of implementing universal healthcare, because dat's communizum!

I wish I never broke my toe back when I was 16.

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Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 4th 2019 at 7:25:19 PM

Granted, you broke your neck instead. Wait... if you died, then how are you posting this now?

I wish for the best computer in the world.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
VengefulBale Charlie and Alastor from Happy Hotel, Hell Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Charlie and Alastor
Jan 4th 2019 at 7:36:55 PM

Granted, it's so good it gets destroyed the second you turn it on, because ti was too good for it's own well-being.

I wish Waluigi, Krystal, Midna, Bandana Waddle Dee, Monster Hunter, Sceptile, and Ashley could became fighters for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 4th 2019 at 9:37:11 AM

The Princess of Hell and the Radio Demon now officially sponsoring the Happy Hotel!
ArgonianLorekeeper Tá sé deadly. from Colony 9 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Tá sé deadly.
Jan 5th 2019 at 6:10:19 AM

Granted. Every other fighter is removed in order to make way for them.

I wish that I could go back in time and stop my younger self from doing embarrassing things.

Is mise Bart Simpson. Is maith liom techno.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Jan 5th 2019 at 7:04:33 AM

Granted. That doesn't stop your current or future self from doing even more embarrassing things on a daily basis.

I wish I didn't have to keep pissing every hour.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Jan 5th 2019 at 9:55:00 AM

Granted, you have to keep pissing every minute now.

I wish for an Oculus Rift VR headset

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 5th 2019 at 11:43:03 AM

Granted. It also gets fused to your face. Forever.

I wish I had a slice of cake right now.

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Siegfried1337 Waiting for Heaven's Feel III to come out from Lothric Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Waiting for Heaven's Feel III to come out
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Jan 5th 2019 at 1:07:53 PM

Granted. This time, every corner of the world is affected, and it takes ten years for the industry to recover.

I wish I'd learned to drive at a young age so that I could own a Mid Life Crisis Car right now.

"I'll be honest with you...we're just throwing science at a wall here to see what sticks."
Siegfried1337 Waiting for Heaven's Feel III to come out from Lothric Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Waiting for Heaven's Feel III to come out
Jan 5th 2019 at 1:15:39 PM

[up] Granted. Unfortunately, Reality Ensues as you don't have proper training, and you somehow crash in a geyser.

I wish that Fallout 76 was gone.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
CustardAndPie Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Fuck dis I'mma move-it move-it outta here
Jan 5th 2019 at 1:27:56 PM

Granted. However, as a result it came back with a vengeance and now the real world is Fallout 76. That was a feature, not a bug.

I wish I could actually have some custard with pie right now.

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Playing_with_boy Not evil. from pg. 666 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Jan 5th 2019 at 2:51:20 PM

Granted. The custard and the pie have poison in them.

I wish that I could punch myself in the face for making the Food/Pecan Pie/Cake wish.

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