Granted. Now...*SCRITCH*...OUT OF CHEESE ERROR...REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT...
I wish for a "Hex"-based Windows skin.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...Granted. You apply the skin, and you are now hexed.
I wish every video game, TV show, cartoon, anime, and comic book series were released uncensored and without evidence of Executive Meddling.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted, so much inappropriate stuff comes out that the Moral Guardians ban all comics and television forever before summoning Godzilla to destroy Japan.
I wish that I was the emperor of the universe.
Granted. You now have to deal with the politics and bureaucracy of that. And remember, Dystopia Is Hard.
I wish I had the power of The Needless.
I missed the part where that's my problem.Granted. Congratulations, you're immortal! Have fun watching The End of the World as We Know It!
I wish these nosebleeds would stop, because they're annoying.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Oct 17th 2018 at 3:32:35 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted. Your blood instead spews forth from a newly opened cavity in your skull, killing you.
I wish that I could pronounce “Cthulhu” correctly.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Granted, but saying his name makes him appear.
I wish that tvtropes would stop deleting what I'm trying to write.
Granted, but...why would you want to write that? You know that's against the rules, right?
I wish I knew the true purpose of the Big Red Button over there.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted, but you only learn it by pressing it. Unfortunately IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, YOU FOOL!
I wish for a 5 dollar bill.
Granted. It's counterfeit. In fact, it's counterfeit Monopoly money, which somehow doesn't even translate properly in the excessively weird oddities market.
I wish I could get this song out of my head.
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.Granted. The song is removed, along with the brain matter it's stored in.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
I missed the part where that's my problem.Granted, you can only see things in the year 2020 and nothing else. And it's a hellscape.
I wish for the perfect sandwich.
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Oct 19th 2018 at 8:28:38 AM
Granted. It is devoured by Crabulon, the perfect one.
I wish to know slightly more about the universe.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Granted. It's a model, so it is a perfect replica of a sandwich.
I wish I had a really cool million dollars right now!
Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 19th 2018 at 8:41:24 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."The million dollars are counterfeited.
I wish I could stop time
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted, you can't move when you stop time.
I wish I can pilot the Ride Armor.
Granted, you should have wished to be able to pilot it well. Instead you crash and explode.
I wish that I could turn into an awesome square-cube law proof dragon.
Very well, now enjoy being hunted by the world's military and experimented on, then killed.
I wish I could never go hungry nor fat.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."You are uncomfortably full.
I wish I could recite 8,000 digits of pi.
Granted, but that's ALL you can remember now.
I wish to know what's the one true religion.
Granted: All of its deities are Jerkass Gods who are enjoying our suffering without having to lift a finger because they know that Humans Are Bastards. Realizing this makes you go insane, desperate, and miserable; and said gods punish you further for knowing their existence by giving you immortality and a Fate Worse than Death.
I wish for Christmas Creep never to fall back before Halloween.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, Christmas is no more so there is no Christmas Creep at all!
I wish that Power Metal was more popular.
Granted. The style is quickly diluted into a form you don't like.
I wish all humans lived for exactly 100 years, and remained perfectly healthy until that time.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Granted - he became immortal, was driven insane by that power, and now rules the United States as a dictator.
I wish this post wasn’t a pagetopper.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.