Saw the episode where they killed God before I quickly turned it off
Yuck doesn't begin to describe it
New theme music also a boxHere are the top 10 worst animated movies Saberspark has ever seen.
- 10: The Lion King (2019) for being a shallow imitation of the original movie.
- 9: The Little Panda Fighter for being super confusing and ugly.
- 8: Izzie's Way Home, a repeat from the last time he's done this due to it being a soulless version of Finding Nemo.
- 7: The Prodigy, another awful Kung Fu Panda ripoff.
- 6: The Adventures of Donkey Ollie, a bizarre fever dream of a Christian series that he'll save for a Christmas special.
- 5: Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale, a movie that seems like a Charlotte's Web ripoff but is absolute nonsense.
- 4: Trolland, the #1 entry from the last time he's done this, mostly due to its janky as hell animations.
- 3: The Misty Green Sky for being a lazily-made garbage movie that you have to pay to watch.
- 2: Dingo Pictures. All of them. You know why.
- Honorable mentions: Christmas in New York, Son of Alladin, Food Fight, The Adventures of Panda Warrior, but not Joshua and the Promised Land because it's The Room of animation.
- 1: The Adventures of Acela for being excruciatingly boring in literally every respect.
Edited by Weirdguy149 on Dec 4th 2020 at 4:08:48 AM
It's been 3000 years…What the HELL is Cleopatra 1970? (Tezuka's FAILED X-Rated Movie)
Tezuka made a lot of weird stuff, how is it that he's generally known for just Astro Boy?
It's been 3000 years…Because Astro Boy is his magnum opus, I guess? He's also famous for Kimba the White Lion, though only because it's the thing that The Lion King (1994) supposedly ripped off (though anyone who actually saw/read Kimba can tell that it really didn't).
Edited by Snicka on Dec 12th 2020 at 2:16:27 PM
I qualified Kimba as weird for the exact same reason. Any work where the protagonist's father's corpse is a repeated plot point is not freaking normal.
It's been 3000 years…I think that Dororo is also one of Tezuka's more well-known works, at least in Japan. At least it was well-known enough to get two anime series, a video game, and a live-action movie.
He also did Princess Knight, first story-driven shojo manga and generally a huge influence to modern Shōjo manga and anime.
Edited by Servbot on Dec 12th 2020 at 9:08:07 AM
There’s also the medical drama Black Jack which is also one of his most famous works and Phoenix which many say is Tezuka’s actual magnum opus. Astro Boy is just what he’s best known for because it was his most commercially successful creation, not just in Japan but worldwide.
What the HELL is Bobbleheads: The Movie? (WORST Movie of 2020)
What really surprises me that Kirk Wise, director of Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Atlantis: The Lost Empire, directed this movie, and based on what Saber says, he pretty much just phoned it in.
So good news: we're getting this week's episode two days early.
Bad news: It's The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
It's been 3000 years…What the HELL is Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa? (WORST Christmas Movie Ever)
Animation 2021 - What to Expect
What the HELL is Finding Jesus? (yes this is real)
God is dead, God remains dead and Wownow killed him, and yet its shadow still looms.
Edited by MorningStar1337 on Jan 22nd 2021 at 2:14:30 AM
...that sushi is pure Nightmare Fuel. And yes, a racist caricature.
It's like the sushi joke from Shark Tale, but if it was a main character.
It's been 3000 years…Today's episode is White Snake, aka Fetishes the Movie (according to Saberspark) or Chinese Totally Spies (according to me).
It's been 3000 years…Quick Vid: Earwig and the Witch (Review)
What the HELL is The Snurks? (An Uncanny Valley FLOP)
Oh my god! I saw this movie in 2006!
So, any news on when Joshua Reanimated will be released? I see more and more clips popping up on YouTube.
So this show was obsessed with sex, edgy jokes, and satire based on current events, huh? It seems like Syfy hasn't learned anything from the early 2000's.
It's been 3000 years…