Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Not yet, but Kafka's stepped up to be backup runner in case we can't find a main runner.

Adding to that, any host? I'll be backup if no one else does in the next ~5 hours.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 28th 2021 at 11:41:01 PM

More pranks:

• (Player1) slips laxatives on (Player2)'s food. Afterwards, (he/she2) runs to the nearest port-a-potty.
• (Player1) slips laxatives on (Player2)'s food, but (he/she2) notices the odd smell and doesn't eat it.
• (Player1) slips laxatives on (Player2)'s food, but mistakes it for (his/her1) own and runs to the port-a-potty.

Okay to use for the feast. Hope they're not considered too Squicky.

Apologies for the delay, but I've set up the save for Kaf.

EDIT: Kaf has been struggling, so I'll be backup runner while the others update the Clean Save as backup if they can.

EDIT 2: And I've got a good one!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 3rd 2021 at 4:50:44 PM

Announcement

The event suggestion limit has been officially halved. Starting from next season, each player can suggest up to 15 events per season, rather than 30 like previously. This is to help speed up season production and reduce stress for those who are adding the new events every season.

~The Gamechanger, please update the OP to account for this change.

Mr. Sutton: Phew! Apologies for the delay there, the Gamemakers were struggling with making this season because of all the events you're suggesting! So starting next season, we shall be cutting the maximum number of suggestions per fan in half, so you can only suggest up to 15 wacky things you want the tributes to do after this! Hopefully, it'll make season production faster so we can deliver more fun and exciting seasons for you!

As always, here are our Podium Finishers for this cycle, and let's see who comes out on top!

Battle Music: Bowser's Fury - Phase 1

• Bloodbath (alt link)
  • Hank adds a bow and arrow to his growing weapon collection.
  • If there's anyone who wishes to go to the bathroom now, please do so, 'cause you don't wanna call for a bathroom break while fighting your enemies!
  • Wajima reminds Mr. Peanut and the Viewers at Home what the Hunger Games are, like a certain golden flower. Speaking of that flower, I wonder where he is right now...?
  • Shadow Bonnie prepares to jumpscare the other tributes by suddenly pointing a gun at them.
  • One of our latest Podium Finishers, Tonya, declares that she'll try to make the podium once again! Too bad she rolled a 1!
  • Kaz welcomes everyone to Panem, which has killing games, not unlike the ones back home!
  • Agent Six removes his shades and blinds Plessie with his ugly eyes that he had been hiding all this time!
  • Louis, on the other hand, is lucky to escape the hands of fate after tempting it.
  • Daniel makes a karate jump to grab the best sword.
  • Risotto manipulates the iron in Mizutsune's and Captain's bloodstreams and rips them from the inside out by turning it into razors.
  • Qrow's bad luck strikes again as the block of Netherite shows us how seemingly inanimate objects survive the Games!
  • Dark Ichi wastes no time to grab the nearest weapon. Perhaps he could fashion it to his liking with his tech?
  • Tra la la. "Kill or be killed", says Wajima...
  • Fury Bowser seems fitting in this weird Devil May Cry crossover.
  • That's a lot of bread.
  • Rarity breaks down and desperately looks for a new sweater after vomiting on it.
  • And as always, everyone else grabs stuff, runs, or says their own entrance quotes.
• Day 1 (alt link)
  • For all the preparations he made before coming here, Dark Ichi wasn't prepared for the Olympics.
  • The fox fucks with Firefox by crashing it every time someone watches the Games on it.
  • If all the Mercs have zero chance of making it, then how did they make it here? "I have no idea!" says the Medic.
  • Green Tentacle puts his suction cups on a bomb, with predictable results. Wait, he survives this?
  • During his fight with Arthur, Mr. Peanut hides in a dust cloud to plan his next move, but wait... what's Yusuke doing here, taunting Arthur for joining the 10-kill club in S152?
  • Why would Godzilla die for an insane murderer?
  • Several tributes find out about Rarity's ruined sweater and make fun of her for it.
  • Amelie catches Riverperson trying to kill and duct tapes them as punishment, but Izaya rescues them just to mess with her.
  • After making that speech, Kaz gets arrested, but he uses his Ultimate Talent to escape and skydive out of prison! Whoops, he should've checked which bag he used!
  • Plessie is mad that they can't enjoy the neon lights and unplugs them in revenge.
  • Wait, Louis is a vampire? I thought he's a demon!
  • Daniel questions the Murlocs adopting another Murloc.
• Deaths (alt link): Tonya, Mizutsune, Captain, Qrow, and Kazuichi

N-N-NETHERITE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I waited this long for this season to begin and this is what I get. Damn. Oh well, better luck next season.

Bloodbath:    "Can't go wrong with a good ol' spearing!"   

Day 1:    "Meh."   

So, who's gonna hoard Tonya's corpse? :P

(Too bad my first time getting to be in a BR ended immediately and anticlimactically but hey.)

Battle Music: Pokémon Diamond & Pearl - Battle! Elite Four

• Night 1 (alt link)
  • Heavy: Arena energy come from breakfast, lunch, dinner, booze... AND SANDVICH!
  • Izaya messes with some kirins and gets arrested for his trouble.
  • Lisa Lisa gets corrupted by a virus, and one of its symptoms is a red streak on her hair. Let's see how she behaves from here on out.
  • That's one giant tankard of mead.
  • Hopefully, Agent Six didn't blind the King of Spain with his ugly eyes either!
  • That's right, Wajima! Snow has died 83 times since the beginning of the Reboot, but 88 if you count the times he was nominated as a tribute!
  • ...what speech?
  • I wouldn't trust that fox if I were you, Infernape. It'd just scam you into playing a game that crashes a lot!
  • Peahank OTP
  • The Murlocs ask Shadow Bonnie to fetch them more water, and it fulfills it and is repaired in exchange.
  • Dark Ichi encounters Light Nominator Route and orders him to eat a kitten to prove that he's as evil as him, and he reluctantly obliges.
  • Risotto, a stone-cold assassin, goes Pacifist towards a wild goat.
  • Daniel teaches Jesse karate after seeing him break a statue.
  • The ghosts of Tonya, Mizutsune, Captain, Qrow, and Kaz all drag Plessie into hell. Even after death, Tonya's still obsessed with hoarding corpses.
  • Out of the three candidates for Arena President... a tentacle wins it?!
  • Riverperson counters the fox's DDOS attack by launching a DDOH attack, sending cryptic but helpful messages to everyone.
  • The Cat Quest Heroes sit next to Plessie's grave and reminisce all the good times they had before they arrived here.
• Day 2 (alt link)
  • Daniel makes a Karate Kid video game but gets arrested for... leaking screenshots? Isn't that just posting teasers until it's released?
  • Nice armor you got there, Risdio!
  • Jesse, being the family man, shares his Szechuan sauce with the other tributes.
  • The Murlocs somehow win the hearts of the judges by just gurgling.
  • Is it a Mr. Peanut gallery? (rimshot)
  • Despite her corruption, Lisa Lisa helps Riverperson remove their splinter after grazing their limb against their boat.
  • I often stay up all night to make these scripts, so I better sleep before I become a monster myself!
  • The Cat Quest Heroes are jumpscared to death for touching Bonnie's beer.
  • Risotto tests Hank's patience, but Hank wants to get to killing already and eats the marshmallow immediately.
  • Turns out that Fury Bowser got Izaya into trouble with the kirins by controlling him with a voodoo doll! Agent Six catches him in the act and destroys the doll, killing the real Izaya.
  • Rarity may have lost the elections, but she's president... for life.
  • Dark Ichi successfully recruits Route along with the Three-Headed Knight to help him in his raid of Louis's camp. With his tech, he disguises his team as demons, but King Kong blows their cover.
• Deaths (alt link): Plessie, Cat Quest Heroes, and Izaya

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 5th 2021 at 1:52:01 AM

Poor Daniel

Damn it Tonya

Night 1:    "Hmm. Didn't expect you to actually go through with it, Route, but I ain't complaining! Now let's see what Mr. Cypher's been hoarding in his camp..."   

Day 2:    "Stupid monkey! You made me look bad!"   

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 3rd 2021 at 1:44:02 AM

Oh gawd there was no speech

Edit: YES A DANDELION MEAD EVENT SHOWED UP

Edited by SomeLibre on May 4th 2021 at 5:01:38 PM

LET'S GO, ARTHUR AND PEANUT!!! 🥳

Dang, Six is racking up the kills.

Battle Music: Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Trailer Theme

• Night 2 (alt link)
  • Dropping a barn? Sounds like an over-the-top death that belongs in TF2. RIP Yusuke.
  • Infernape successfully fends off Route, Mr. Peanut, and Agent Six from Lisa Lisa with his Fire-type moves.
  • Dark Ichi, meanwhile, trains in Hell and comes back more badass than ever.
  • Louis declares war on Godzilla for consulting with the Elder Gods earlier today.
  • You should've asked Human Zecora before coming here, Rarity. That, or Amelie used her lucky charms to win this rhyme-off.
  • Tentacle kebab, anyone?
  • Arthur fails to stop Risotto from consulting the Elder Gods either.
  • Riverperson just stares at Risdio and the Murlocs goofing off before boating away.
  • How to calm Bowser's Fury? With an ice syringe!
  • Wait a minute... Jesse's actually a cartoon character in disguise?!
  • Sounds about right, fox. That Netherite's more than just a block!
  • Shadow Bonnie jumpscares what seems to be a killer rhino, but realizes who he is and cures him.
  • What did we say about consulting with the Elder Gods, THK?
• Day 3 (alt link)
  • Godzilla also gets the Snow Death Count right.
  • The fox tells Infernape to quit monkeyin' around. (rimshot)
  • Riverperson gives Risotto, Mr. Peanut, and Shadow Bonnie a boat ride while hunting.
  • The Murlocs stare at Lisa Lisa's hair streak and wonder where she got it from.
  • Rarity breaks the news about THK's death to Agent Six, but he's concerned about other things right now.
  • Daniel's also questioning the Netherite's sentience.
  • Risdio tests his armor out and discovers a new attack with it, helping him win his TF2 match against Arthur, Hank, and, well...
  • Disappointed in Route's failure, Dark Ichi yells his own name and fires a laser at him. Did he learn that trick from Hell?
  • Sleep-deprived Monster!Wajima tries pressuring Jesse into jumping off a bridge, but he tells him that he has since outgrown his rebel life, so he knows better.
  • Louis studies at Light Ichi's School of Strategy to try getting back at Dark Ichi, but he fails despite his intellect. Maybe this school has ridiculously high standards?
• Deaths (alt link): Yusuke, Green Tentacle, Fury Bowser, Three-Headed Knight, Arthur, the Mercs, Hank, and Route

Go netherite go!

Also, Route deserves it after turning Eye-Sicle into a makeshift toilet xD

Dark Ichi is a villain doing villain things, who woulda thunk.

RIP Mercs

"Groovy."

Night 2:    "You expect anythin' less from me, dear viewers?"   

Day 3:    "That's for not getting the big monke out of the picture!"   

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 4th 2021 at 7:48:07 AM

Aww, damn it. At least Arthur will be reunited with his buddy Ford in the afterlife.