Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Fourth Update!

• Battle Music

• Night 3
  • Sombra, Nero and Tae go on a shopping spree in Panem's most famous and renowned mall.

  • Cell stars dancing, look at his perfect dance. He is perfect indeed.

  • RIP Nemo, Valecor got him in the end

  • Starlight tries imitating Fluttershy to keep her date in check but ends up looking like a fool.

  • The Cursed Boys use their survival of Bill Cipher's asaault as proof of their ability to be survivalists and gather a team of unlikely allies to survive any apocalypse to come.

  • Scooter uses the Sims to live out his hate-fantasies of Sam, Chong and Bill, making them miserable people in the game.

  • X-Alter shares a night drink with Flowey and the Hammer.

  • Cozy goes to a market to buy some nice stuff, including breads, eggs and milk for a tasty cake! And the Alicorn Amulet/Some other dark stuff.

  • Manga Movie Yoshi insults the Eversion fanbase, driving Zee Tee to tears.

  • Ryuzaki, Prime, Spider-Ham, Navi and Emmet share a snowcone they made together. Doubledip decides he's too cool to participate there and decides not to join in.

• Day 4
  • Sombra brings down a monster on her own, with a written Pre-Asskicking One-Liner to boot. Tae also brings down a monster all on her own.

  • Emmet asks out Jason for a romantically evil date, Jason is thrilled.

  • Scooter takes a level in badass and brings down Espeon with a flurry of attacks fired a lighting speed, before finishing his opponent off with a crushing technique.

  • Eraserhead and Samwise spend the day lost in a forest, due to neither of them knowing how the place is or how it works.

  • Oi mates! Dat cunt Liberty Prime's ready to deliver some bloody justice to these wankers.

  • Navi keeps being an Improbable Weapon User, as she mows down Flowey with a barrage of bullets.

  • Cozy Glow spends the day making Ryuzaki's life miserable for her own amusement.

  • Cell is now giving dance classes as a continuation of his previous dancescapades. Zee Tee's his first customer

  • Nero returns a cursed phone.

  • Yoshi and Bill relieve some stress with good old yoga.

  • Doubledip slaughters innocents in his quest for a suit of armor, prompting his arrest.

  • Of course she didn't, Lions don't eat cookies, they're exclusively meat-eaters.

  • While Akter can do anything, we find out that Chong's mom is/was in this season, who was she, it's a Riddle for the Ages.

  • Starlight's Character Development allwos her to comfort the Dark Lord about it's evil past, she knows too well what it's like to nake mistakes and to become a bad person due to them.

• Fallen Tributes 4: Nemo, Espeon, Photoshoot Flowey

Starlight/Dark Lord OTP.

And DD continues being hip n' cool. I bet he's still smoking.

And if Cell's dancing keeps up, this is going on the Funny page.

The Science Center

The scientists are dumbfounded at the new world record.

How... how did the get the supplies needed to make that massive snowcone!?

I'm more impressed that they managed to eat it all.

The Arena

Cell:   I know you! You're that nightmare fuel being everyone is talking about!   

   Geh heh heh heh heh, well, seems like a reputation precedes me... now, a powerful warrior like you, my that seems like a great addition to the team I'm forming.   

   Really now? And what's in it for me?   

   I've read your file. Does helping you find a way to get back at Goku and his friends once and for all sound appetizing?   

   That does sound promising... fine, I'll go with you, mainly just to see if you can actually back up that claim.   

His stomach then rumbles.

   ...damn I'm hungry, you don't happen to have any good food?   

Valecor grins as he sees Nemo in the distance, summoning a dark crystal from the ground to impale him, the screams of pain catching Cell's attention.

   You're in luck, we're having fish-kabobs! Geh heh heh heh heh!   

Some time later, he waits for Jason's bizarre date to end before confronting him.

   Hello there big guy, I have a proposition for ya.   

He takes out a picture of Jason's mom.

   You love your mom, don't ya? Well you should be aware that I heard rumors that the nominators intend on putting her into these games to kill her! However, I also heard that there's a future game in which the nominators are the tributes! So how about it? Join me and I'll help you kill them for nominating her!   

Jason naturally says nothing, but nods his head in agreement.

   Well then, seems like we have a deal. Geh heh heh heh heh!   

After Starlight has a talk with the Dark Lord, Valecor approaches him once she's gone.

   Hello there, the name is Valecor. Perhaps you've heard about the rumors about me?   

The Dark Lord shakes his head in affirmative.

   I've read your file. Says you have an appetite for destruction. I could use someone like you... so how about it? Join me, and you can have any the destruction and mayhem you want! Do we have a deal?   

He extends his arm for a handshake. Taking a moment to think about it, the Dark Lord then eagerly takes up the offer and shakes hands.

   Excellent... Geh heh heh heh heh!   

Needless to say, I do not ship Emmet/Rex x Jason, which I'm betting is gonna be added to the Crack Pairing entry soon.

And Nero, why did you not kill those friggin' atrocities instead of giving them a friggin' phone? I feel like I'm gonna be asking this question a lot.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 22nd 2019 at 12:14:37 PM

Revenge is a dish Best Served Cold, eh Valecor? RIP Nemo, my poor best fish boi.

Navi.... whoa, girl. Kinda makes me wonder about the current kill count list.

And I think I'm starting to ship Starlight Glimmer x the Dark Lord as well.... but maybe not Emmet/Rex x Jason Voorhees, that's just too weird for me, considering that it's Jason Voorhees.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 22nd 2019 at 3:27:28 PM

Auatralian Liberty Prime...

Fuck.

YEAH

Oh, Scooter. You fool. You gave Bill Cipher another window to stalk people from, even if its a virtual one. He now has one more way to spy on the people in this season.

Fifth Update

• Battle Music

• Night 4
  • Doubledip, Yoshi, The Cursed Boys, Nero, Navi and Spider-Ham all sit down for a peaceful game of Apples-to-Apples.

  • Sombra uses her tech and hacking skills to scrap Liberty Prime and absorb his power source, leaving the robot completely offline.

  • Emmet reveals that he's actually nobility to his evil friend Ryuzaki.

  • The Dark Lord finally decided to up his game and buries Zee Tee, Jason, and Eraserhead into the ground before smashing their heads into fine paste one by one, RIP.

  • X-Alter turns out to be Katniss' reincarnation, can she follow in her past life's footsteps and end the games? Maybe... Someday.

  • Scooter gives some wise advice to Bill and the Hammer about the dangers of road trips.

  • Samwise believed that Starlight loved him but she soon had to break the news to him, she had already found love with The Dark Lord, she was taken now, Sam... didn't take it well, at all.

  • Chong enjoys a big meal for the night: Zira.

  • Cell and Tae bond over working together in Cell's dance classes course and become friends over it.

  • Cozy already misses her pen pal and is frustrated by the stupidity/wackiness of everyone around her, I pity her.

• Day 5

• HEY, LISTEN! HEY, LISTEN! HEY, LISTEN!
  • The Dark Lord continues his rampage but Bill saves Sombra's life from certain death, likely to kill her later.

  • Cell prepares for his morning dance classes and starts looking for his teaching attire.

  • Spider-Ham gives Emmet a small makeover.

  • Starlight, sincerely. Go. Fuck. Yourself. This shit isn't funny anymore, you not only kill 2 of my tributes, but now this? IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING BATTLE ROYALE? I WAS PLANNING ON LETTING GO OF MY HATRED FOR YOU IN THESE GAMES BUT YOU HAVE MADE TAKE IT BACK, THAT DOES IT! Fuck you! RIP my boy.

  • Nero and Tae get fed up with the stupidity of everyone else and decide to express their dissatisfaction with their shirts.

  • Cozy is eating a bunch of food and wants it doubledipped, she wonders where Doubledip is, until the latter arrives just in time to make her meal better.

  • Scooter uses a wish to restore his health.

  • The cursed boys publish one cursed article about Chong and X-Alter.

• Fallen Tributes 5: Liberty Prime, Zee Tee, Eraserhead, Jason, Zira, Ryuzaki

And once again, Nero misses his chance to kill those boys.

And darn, Starlight. You and Dark Lord are certainly one villainous couple.

Navi played Apples to Apples with the other tributes mentioned and then used the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE on the Lucerne Hammer and Manga!Movie!Yoshi.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 22nd 2019 at 10:56:40 PM

(pats Bale in the back in sympathy) Trust me, I know how that feels like. Not in HGS, but somewhere else.

Wait, what was Navi doing? I can't see pics rn. (And I never imagined I would have said this, but it would have been better if it was Imgur pics and not Postimg ones that I have at the moment; my current phone is outdated as fuck, it's not even an Android)

And new Drinking Game rule: Take two shots everytime Starlight kills one of Bale's tributes. Three if she ends up killing both of them. (shot and blasted away into oblivion)

& The thought of Navi, who I imagine to have a youthful girl's high-pitched voice doing the Royal Canterlot Voice is just too hilarious that I'm really laughing hard right now

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Apr 22nd 2019 at 10:11:48 PM

After night four's Apples to Apples game, Navi went into day five and used the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE to hurt Lucerne Hammer and Manga Movie Yoshi's ears.

I've mentioned this on Discord, so might as well say it for those on the thread. The official pronunciation for Valecor's name is ˈvalēkôr (hopefully those were the right symbols), which is pronounced just the same as "valley core".

The Science Center

Dave rushes back to Hal.

Our reincarnation detectors caught something significant.

What is it this time? Another improbable reincarnation?

No, it's better than that. Turns out that X-Alter is the reincarnation of Katniss. She was practicing archery when she found out.

Everdeen!?

Yep, that one.

Well if she really is Katniss 2.0, then why not get her to do a favor for us and help take down this Valecor character of ours? Make sure to get some salt-lined arrows!

After Dave leaves to do just that, the phone rings. Hal picks it up.

Yes? ...he swallowed an entire lion in one gulp!? What sort of abomination is he!?

The Arena

Valecor checks to see how the Dark Lord is doing just as he finished playing Whack-A-Mole.

   Well, I appreciate your enthusiasm for killing, but next time can you not do that to one of our members? Oh well, I'll revive him later, best not to do that when the games are going on...   

A while later, Valecor witnesses Cell getting along with Tae. After she leaves, he confronts Cell.

   Ugh, what a positively disgusting display... what was that all for?   

   What, you think I was being genuine? It's just a ruse to gain her trust.   

   Well then, I'll just leave you to it then. Just try not to do any more acts like that after this, I feel like I wanna retch!   

When day came Valecor checked on the Dark Lord again to see what he's up to and sees him pushing Sombra off the cliff and her rescue by Bill.

   What in the name of the old gods is going on here!?   

He listens as the Dark Lord and Bill explain their sides, with Sombra in a daze.

   So let me get this straight, you...    he points at the Dark Lord    ...thought she wasn't evil enough for us, so you tried killing her? While you...    he points at Bill    ...thought her skills would be useful to us?   

They nod at him.

   I'll tell you what: let her join us. Then, if she proves to be a threat or hindrance to us, you're free to kill her. That sound good?   

They nod in agreement with him.

   Great. Now be off, I have things to do.   

They go their separate ways afterwards.

Nero, stop screwing around with those cursed abominations and just kill them already. It's like the RNG wants those wretched things to survive or something.

And dammit, Jason, you just had to suffer Badass Decay and get worfed by a damn stick figure, of all things, didn't you? After all the success you've had in previous seasons, you go and die in one of the most unceremonious ways possible without even killing a single person. Son, I am disappoint.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 22nd 2019 at 3:12:30 AM

Sixth Update!

• Battle Music

• Night 5
  • Scooter's antics make Tae laugh out loud.

  • The Dark Lord reveals that he faked his feelings and Heel–Face Turn to Starlight, and promptly sings the trololo song to state his point.

  • The Hammer pushes the Cursed Boys into a cursed slide.

  • Rex Dangervest continues his evil acts, this time condemning Chong to fall ill.

  • Cell receives beef jerky from the Z Gang, as a gift to him for taking a level in kindness in the game.

  • Samwise uses Andúril to strike down Bill Cipher once and for all.

  • Cozy Glow recommends calling her friend Spider Ham for good times and parties.

  • Nero keeps being a Cloudcuckoolander as proven by his crack ship chart.

• Day 6
  • Starlight reveals that Chong's sickness is to have a skeleton inside of him, this is 2spoopy4Chong who dies immediately.

  • The Dark Lord sets up Doubledip and X-Alter against each other in a horribly rigged fight to the death. In Doubledip's favor.

  • Nero continues his escapades.

  • Scooter reports the most cursed cake eating he's ever seen in his entire life.

  • Yoshi complains about his status as a tribute that could die anytime soon, while Samwise is going into stealth disguise mode.

  • Perfect Cell gets a good scare when he finds Tae in his dance classroom on the floor but is relieved when Tae isn't dead, just at peace with herself.

  • The Lucerne Hammer comes across an... interesting sight.

  • Navi decides her voice isn't annoying enough and puts some Des-Pa-Ci-To.

  • Spider-Ham decides to go full Western and ties up Cozy.

• Fallen Tributes 6: Bill Cipher, Chong, X-Alter.

Y'all know what I'm gonna say: why are those friggin' cursed eyesores still alive? Does the RNG want me to lose sleep in order to avoid having nightmares about their disgusting visages?

And Nero, why the fork are you behaving like a total whackjob?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 22nd 2019 at 7:19:54 AM

Looks like Cozy struck up a Friendly Rivalry with Spider-Ham.

And as for that "skeleton inside you" event, Psyche and I agreed on Discord long ago that it's a natural death because we took it as the tribute stating a fact, but the other taking it wrong, causing their death due to misunderstanding. However, the way it was worded might say otherwise. Thoughts?

The Arena

After seeing Bill's demise Valecor sighs.

   Not surprised as there can only be one winner, but this is disappointing...   

Valecor eventually finds out that X-Alter is the reincarnation of Katniss and tells the dark lord to prove his worthy by killing her by any means he pleases. He does just that.

Dammit, Bill.

And Navi why.

Seventh Update!

• Battle Music

• Night 6
  • Nero keeps being a nutjob, to Ichi's dismay and fury. Starlight finds out he's writing messages and storing them in bottles.

  • Perfect Cell plans on undoing these games and tries to use the Ocarina of Time to attempt to accomplish that.

  • Tae's pet stone was kidnapped! Somebody save it!

  • Spider-Ham gets sat on by Cell's chair.

  • Just like his normal counterpart did in the OG, Manga Yoshi takes out 5 tributes by turning them inti a ball and rolling them down a hill to their deaths. At least Ichi shall not be angry anymore now that the Cursed Boys died.

  • Doubledip's lack of complete maliciousness in spite of being made by Jumbaa as an evil experiment, makes him worthy of wielding Excalibur.

  • Rex gets a brand-new vest, with triple reinforcing!

• And now it's time for a peaceful Feast
  • Tae rescues her pet and kills the kidnapper in the process

  • Nero's stupidity gets him killed, he got quite far.

  • Spider-Ham blows Statlight, Navi, Samwise and Cell to kingdom come, but Samwise survives albeit greatly injured.

  • Manga Movie Yoshi decides he's still stepping up his game and takes out the user of Excalibur

  • Emmet sees all the chaos unfolding and wisely decides to stay safe.

• Day 7
  • Tae throws Spider-Ham into some briar patches, despite the latter wanting not to.

  • Samwise decides that Yoshi's too dangerous to be left alive and has Emmet kill him.

• Fallen Tributes 7: Cursed Arnold and Gerald, Sombra, Cozy Glow, The Dark Lord, Lucerne Hammer, Nero, Navi, Perfect Cell, Starlight Glimmer, Doubledip, Manga Movie Yoshi.

Edited by VengefulBale on Apr 23rd 2019 at 10:36:40 AM

DING DONG, the Cursed Bois are dead!

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RIP my OTP, and Doubledip. :<

And I know I should've said this before this season began, but the next season shall be Names The Same, so get your same-named tributes ready!

Well, the cursed tributes have finally perished, so I guess that makes up for Nero's idiotic demise. At least he and Jason weren't offed at the Bloodbath like Diana.

And don't worry, I've got my same name tributes all primed and ready.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 23rd 2019 at 9:06:47 AM

Spiderham having a chair sitting on him is something that you would see in 1940s slapstick cartoon and that's saying something.

I think Manga Movie Yoshi might hit the Hall of Fame for most kills.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Apr 23rd 2019 at 9:20:54 AM

...aw yeah, Yoshi (though another Yoshi this time) does it again!

There goes the Lucerne Hammer.

Of course it's the one update with the Feast that kills my tributes.

Time to prepare my same named tributes, I guess.