Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Second Update!

• Battle Music 2

• Night 1
  • Grover summons another muppet to help kill Ion, but they fail.

  • Cursed!Arnold and Gerald force Nintendo!Hades to take them to Disneyland.

  • Cheech's madness mantra intensifies

  • Rorschach gives a good ol' hidin' to Hank Hill.

  • Rusell has a nice dinner.

  • Xehanort does what Xehanort does best... Ruining other people's lives and enjoying it.

  • Diana finds the Waxmancer ugly.

  • Atlas shoots the Foo Fighters with an air gun, so they're a-ok.

  • Cloud defeats a god at judo. Impressive.

  • Hybrid pushes Dark Simorgh's Berserk Button.

  • Gordon Freeman and Skull Kid lose their feet to laser jump rope.

  • Flammie fell victim to the Summer Sale Curse. RIP their wallet.

  • Dark Armed Dragon escapes from a mysterious other-wordly place.

  • Turns out Gally's a fangirl of the Ice Age movies.

  • John Marston heals himself.

  • The Ice Cream pours milk on itself.

  • Cowbear may or may not know about the Protocol Droid.

  • The Source of All Evil captures Marv with the intentions of gaining information about Desty Nova, but Marv refuses, prompting TSAE to torture him until he speaks.

  • Ironic. The poster boy and trope namer for Draco in Leather Pants gets the Ron the Death Eater treatment. He could save others from being demonized by the fandom with his good looks, but not himself.

  • The fishes, Lonk, Aerith and Chong all get to reading.

• Day 2
  • Dark Simorgh spears Chong.

  • The Foo Fighters and Pistachio Ice Cream make an Heroic Sacrifice to prevent Hitler's rise to power, and succeed.

  • Nefarian doesn't likes how sushi rolls are supposed to be eaten in the USA.

  • Russell doesn't feel like dying today.

  • Altair saves the cursed boys from their own stupidity.

  • Disney!Hades doesn't likes what Rorschach is calling him like.

  • Atlas brags about his life to Aerith.

  • Grover feels ashamed for getting one of his friends killed and hides his face.

  • Wahnos and Draco do some wacky stuff. Too bad Draco was forced to do the dangerous stunts, as he dies.

  • Diana spends her time with fine arts.

  • After losing their feet Skull Kid and Gordon separate but Gordon keeps tabs on the former.

  • Xehanort eliminates one of Sora's friends, without anyone else to help him, Cloud never stood a chance.

  • Gally puts an end to TSOAE evil plans, by eating him.

  • Desty Nova humilliates Nintendo!Hades

• Fallen Tributes 2: Propane Nightmares, Cheech, Foo Fighters, Pistachio Ice Cream, Draco, Cloud, The Source of All Evil

• Imgur Backups: Night 1◊, Day 2◊, Fallen Tributes 2◊.

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 10th 2019 at 12:05:44 PM

That was quick, Xehanort.

And I am rather disappoint with Draco Malfoy's performance here.

Also, WHOA, Gally. (No pun intended)

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Mar 11th 2019 at 1:11:31 AM

She ate. The Source. Of Evil.

Jesus.

Welp, guess whose father will hear about Draco's anticlimactic demise? It was pretty funny when he got the Ron the Death Eater treatment before he died, though, what with being the Trope Namer for Draco in Leather Pants and all.

Barrett told you not to f*** up, Cloud. You just couldn't listen, could you?! You just had to Cloud it two days in.

That event where a tribute straps buttered toast onto someone's back and pushes them off is a reference to the buttered cat paradox. I'm rather surprised that you didn't ask about it when Eevee did just that to the O5 Council last season.

Meanwhile, this is now playing in the background.

Third Update Guys! Don't miss out on it!

• Battle Music

• Night 2
  • John Marston plays that tune too early.

  • Nefarian misbehaved and it's up to Cowbear to ground them for it.

  • Waxmancer rips the entire population of SE Michigan to shreds.

  • Skull Kid/Majora gloats about how he'll bring the end of the world.

  • Diana, the thief.

  • The two Hades show off their egos.

  • A large and strange group selfie!

  • I guess oil counts as blood?

  • Aerith comes across the tomb that has the names of legends such as Samwise, Greg Universe, Cozy Glow, Malware, Ryuzaki , Robot Santa, etc.

  • The Tank Gang finds out Iion's a conspiracy loon.

  • Dark Armed Dragon is turned back into Armed Dragon Lv. 3

  • Xehanort gives up his evil ways, despite Wahnos trying to prevent him from doing so.

  • Altair gains some much-needed sanity

• Day 3
  • Ion finds Ako to be a low-tier waifu.

  • Despite being inside bags, the Tank Gang pushes Cowbear off a cliff. Not that it kills the latter.

  • Rorschach, despite his Adaptational Villainy still has standards, as Desty Nova finds out.

  • Nefarian tramples the Protocol Droid with a horse.

  • Even with the Infinity Gauntlet, Waluigi's still a Butt-Monkey.

  • Marv is racist against Miis.

  • Hint: He's died 20 times in the Reboot.

  • John Marston isn't quite willing to forgive Xehanort despite the latter's Heel–Face Turn and kills him for listening to thecomputernerd01's Kangaroos.

  • Scrat ups his game and takes out 3 tributes (One of them being a god) with an explosive, he then looks cool while doing so.

  • Flammie sees Grover go through some misfortune.

  • Simorgh curbstomps some goblins and sends them all on the run.

• Fallen Tributes 3: Southeast Michigan, Protocol Droid, Master Xehanort, Hybrid, Hades, Altair

• Imgur Backups: Night 2◊, Day 3◊, Fallen Tributes 3◊

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 10th 2019 at 6:57:15 AM

My,that outfit looks stunning on you Hades.

Thanks Hades,but shouldn't you be worrying about that rat with a bomb?

Oh please,what's he gonna do,blow me up? *proceeds to get blown up*

.....Yep,that's going to leave a mark

I don't remember Rorschach doing anything villainy like? Refresh my memory.

Not cool, Desty. Not cool.

Apparently Nefarian got boxed for scolding all of SE Michigan for not eating sushi properly.

Okay.... Xehanort kills someone before later giving up his evil ways just before dying. That ticks off everything on the list in regards to his appearance in Kingdom Hearts III.

Also, I'm still wondering what are the Skull Kid doing during the last two updates.

Of course, a freakin' prehistoric squirrel is gonna end up in the running for most kills...

Also, I'm guessing that the "killing someone in disgust for listening to thecomputernerd01's Kangroos" event is either a reference I'm not getting (surprise, surprise) or the person who suggested it really hates that song themselves and wanted to shoehorn in a Take That!. Oh, and what's the "Vat of molten crayons" event referencing?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 10th 2019 at 9:26:55 AM

I'm very sure Jedi Ninja Kat suggested that Kangaroos event in the OG, but I don't know why. And that molten crayons event? Surprisingly, it's a Warframe reference. Seriously, are you turning your Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure into a Running Gag or something?

Anyway, for Dave, here's a recap of what Skull Kid did:

• Night 1: He and Gordon Freeman got their feet cut off in a game of laser jump rope.
• Day 2: Freeman, the same guy whom he played jump rope with, overheard him talking to the California rolls.
• Night 2: He gloated about his evil plan to Dark Simorgh, Grover, and Cursed Arnold and Gerald.
• Day 3: He firewalked... despite losing his feet two days ago.

Gally of everyone straight up ate The Source of All Evil?!

Her food of choice is, well, weird.

Edited by Mhazard on Mar 11th 2019 at 2:01:45 AM

Everyone! Fourth and Last Update for today!

• Battle Music.

• Night 3
  • Nefarian meets it's end at the hands of the mighty Drop Bear.

  • Disney!Hades forces Aerith into a Sadistic Choice. She refuses to break her moral code and is killed for it.

  • Ion goes full-on cowboy.

  • Even though the joke was cringy, Gordon Freeman found it funny, which says somethings about it.

  • Skull Kid, the Bad Boy.

  • Gally goes bananas after eating TSOAE.

  • Marv is convinced those damn ghosts are out to get him.

  • Grover remains his canon self and teaches that bullying is wrong.

  • Even a badass like John Marston is helpless against the mighty cockroach.

  • The cursed boys find a Keyblade but drop it, Scrat eventually takes it for himself.

  • Desty Nova and the Tank Gang throw a party for Wahnos, too bad Desty fucked up by pining the donkey tail on Wahnos

• Day 4
  • Gally realizes how far into insanity she's falling and decides to help herself to some saké.

  • Atlas grows all the other tributes to Planet-dwarfing size.

  • Scrat and Freeman go on some goblin-slaying adventures.

  • Rorschach is thirsty (literally).

  • Skull Kid breaks one too many rules and winds up killed due to it by our local sushi rolls.

  • Diana comes across the Champion's stone.

  • Lonk and his bootleg Epona rush to the bathroom.

  • Chong stuns Ion.

  • Marv sets off a bomb... That kills nobody.

• Fallen Tributes 4: Nefarian, Aerith, Desty Nova, Skull Kid.

• Imgur Backups: Night 3◊, Day 4◊, Fallen Tributes 4◊

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 10th 2019 at 12:17:14 PM

I guess the Skull Kid forgot that he could use the powers of Majora's Mask. RIP my tributes.

Rushing to the bathroom is one thing, but rushing to it on a horse? It's this.◊

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 11th 2019 at 2:23:19 AM

Oh, Aerith... she truly was Too Good for This Sinful Earth...

@9001: Hey, it's not my fault y'all apparently have a far greater knowledge of pop culture than me.

Anyway, I'm thinking we oughta retire the Kangaroos event since, intentionally or otherwise, it kinda reads like a blatant Take That!.

Also, TIM, your "cursed" tributes are seriously disturbing AF.

In fact, I'm thinking of replacing that with this generic event: (Player1) kills (Player2) for listening to an annoying song.

By the way, I did a massive update to the Shout-Out page. You'll thank me later.

Also, majority of my pop culture knowledge comes from a certain search engine known as Google. Mind you, I ain't a Pop-Cultured Badass.

EDIT: I finally found the origin of the Kangaroos event. That's it. No reason as to why JNK suggested it.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 11th 2019 at 6:00:55 PM

Dayum, I thought that "You'll thank me later" quote was going to be potholed to Coco. Alas, I was mistaken.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Mar 11th 2019 at 4:18:36 PM

Alas, poor Desty Nova.

Atlas dude c'mon, you know you can't touch Zeus' bolt. You're already powerful enough as it is.

5th update is up and ready!

• Battle Music

• Night 4
  • Marv throws ze muffins at dat dere Marston.

  • Dark Armed Dragon now goes by DAD.

  • Lonk is now a fan of Greek Mythology.

  • The Tank Gang finds out that Russell's quite bad.

  • Wahnos tries to kill Scrat after witnessing the latter killing Hades, but fails.

  • Freeman tries to blow up Simorgh, but the latter sees the old bomb letter trick coming from afar.

  • Ion pushes Diana to her death . Good thing the clouds broke her fall.

  • Disney!Hades proves that even he won't ally with Coin, but gets killed for it, quite a Karmic Death considering what he did to Aerith.

• Day 5
  • Wahnos sends a bunch of guilty cookie-stealers to the Fungeon for their crimes.

  • Diana shows off her new pets.

  • Grover is a Terrible Artist.

  • Zanreo gets beaten up by Cowbear.

  • Chong traps Atlas in a closet and Atlas is never heard of ever again.

  • Lonk sends a Mii of himself to Marv's 3DS.

  • Gally admires John Marston.

• A S.W.A.T Team puts an end to Scrat's story.

• Fallen Tributes 5: Disney!Hades, Atlas, Scrat.

• Imgur Backups: Night 4◊, Day 5◊, Fallen Tributes 5◊