Tropers: The Series

“It’s not illegal if we’re not caught, Heather. Besides, as bad as any person can be, nothing is as bad as the Internal Revenue Service.”

"My 'Taco's trying to drag yet another person into a life of crime' sense is tingling."

The Ultimate Crystal Shark takes this opportunity in the chaos to spin the rotating Bob right into a row of buildings and straight towards the other mechas of the tropers, kicking the spinning Bob with its new legs in order to watch the chaos unfold with its wide toothy grin.

Meanwhile Misako and Steph were ready to roll as Misako had filled Steph with the rocket fuel (aka known as baked-beans) "Alright, let's rock and roll, let's see if the shark can handle our next attack! Tropers, are you ready?!" Unleash the chaos!

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 8th 2019 at 1:05:13 AM

(Chey and Ford push several buttons and pull a couple levers to unleash tons of big, dang fireworks.)

The Shark is confused by all the random fireworks, ":< Shaaaar-" It says in confusion as it hurts itself and trips on the Sydney Harbour Bridge that happened to be on the Set and also several other cityscape features, such as a park fountain and some screaming civilians... Life was tough being a shark from Saturn!

Shark hp 70,000/80,000

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 8th 2019 at 1:14:25 AM

"Hooray! We confused it! Should we launch more?"
"Just to celebrate."
(Chey then hits a couple more buttons to launch more fireworks then she and Ford start making out.)

“Is it me, or did that shark burst out in Pokémon Speak? Ah, no matter. Let’s pummel ‘im.”

”Alright! Prepare to eat bullets, straight from the-“

“You’ve made that joke already!”

”I’m trying to establish a catchphrase, okay?”

Shoving the alien aside, Arimo piloted the mech, making it fire a beam straight at the shark.

The Shark is thrown back from the blast of Armino's beam as it crashes into a nearby boardsign advertising English crumpets and biscuits, the mainland British national song would play briefly as the Shark quickly gets back up and firing its laser in a widespread damage accumulation, moving quickly from left to right as it roars and crystal rockets would fire from its knees. "RAAAAAWWWR~!" it sang as it fired the beam.

Shark hp: 69,000/80,000

David Dixon’s mech is still uncontrollably running toward the shark because that hasn’t been addressed yet.

The Shark notices Dixon's approach and moves out of the way in time.

The mech collided into a building, and is forced to stop. David Dixon, sweating, climbs through the mech, and finds Tropes is gone. "What the Dickens?!"

He uses the torso part, unable to use the legs, and tries swinging a punch at the shark, though his mobility is limited.

The Shark is now using its legs to karate kick other mechas into the other places of the city, but because of Dixon, it lost 10+ hp and also starts to regenerate lost hp, unless someone or something stopped it during its turn.

The Shark's hp: 68,680/80,000

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 8th 2019 at 3:23:51 AM

Picks up a skyscraper and starts bludgeoning the shark with it

"Remember to tell the judge that it's the shark's head crushing the skyscraper, not me"

"Can't go into a mech. Fudge me, just. Fudge. Me."

The Shark's hp goes down dramatically at that, 40,0000/80,000 due to Transformation Trauma and also having a skyscraper aimed directly at its crystalline sharklike snout- if that helps. The Shark looks distinctly unhappy.

Steph uses the opportunity to sing badly, making the Shark shudder and had its Your Head Asplode effect.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jun 8th 2019 at 9:17:09 PM

Galaxy enters into the house and in Bob's room, in his drawers. "No, no, no, no, YES!" Galaxy gets out of the house with a shotgun and shoots at the shark: "How you like dem apples, eh?"

The Shark is at 36,000 hp and staggers a bit, not used to being shot by a pokemon's rifle as it topples against a building and accidentally crushed some civillians.

"It looks like we're weaking it, one last charge oughta do it!" Steph yells

Jumps on the shark and starts grabbing for the eyes

"I'm gonna take them and sell them for profit"

The shark bites off one of the mech's arms

"Change of plans, I'm gonna run"

Zanreo is now punching the shark with her mech.

KJ's Dragon Mecha pierces the Crystal Shark's chest with the Drill Lance.

KJ: "GIGA! DRILL! BREAKAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I got you guys!"

(Tales jumps at the shark and makes assorted Kabuki Sounds while flailing his arms wildly in an inept attempt to perform kung fu.)

"BURN!"

Bob(?) opens its mouth and launches a massive column of fire at the shark.

Starts charging up the laser again

"I hope the timer picks fifteen shorter seconds this time"

(Shoots with pistol)