Characters' Reactions to us Shipping them

I checked and saw a few shipping games but none specifically about the reactions of the ones being shipped, so I might as well be the first to make one. Hopefully this will be as successful as I think it will be.

I believe that the more random the ship, the funnier the character's reactions would probably be. This including shipping a character with an inanimate object.

Example Format:

• 1) Person A ships two characters together
• 2) Person B types out the reactions of the characters in response to the above ship. Person B then creates a new ship using different characters.
• 3) Repeat step 2 endlessly

Rules about the shipping:

• All types of shipping are allowed. The exception is any ship that's bound to cause controversy (i.e. don't ship anyone who isn't old enough to understand the concept of shipping).
• You can age-up and age-down a character (probably some time travel shenanigans).
• You can show a link to a picture of the ship, assuming that you can actually find a fan-made or official picture of the ship.
• You can ship yourself with another character as well as the person below you.

Rules about the reactions:

• It's recommended that characters must stay in character. They can break character as the setup for a joke (for example, using Mad Mad Mario instead of canon Mario).
• The reactions can be anything within reason, such as breaking out into a fight with the other character, expressing outrage at the person who shipping them, agreeing with the ship, etc.

I'll start things off with something easy:

Bowser x Mario

edited 12th Nov '16 3:47:44 PM by TheGamechanger

I'm not really sure how to do this, but I'll bump because I'm kind.

Mamma mia! -Mario looks exasperated, and doesn't know what to do-

GRAAAAAAAHHH! I'm gonna find whoever did this and give them a pummelin'!

We need you, arcada188! Ken x Hoshi

Who made this?! What? Why?!

Nice.

Hoshi has a visible nosebleed. Ken stares at him.

What did you just say?

Zig/Bernie.

Just noticed the new posts. Edited it so that we can ship ourselves as well. The characters having to be in character is now more of a guideline than a rule.

Not really familiar with Zig and Bernie, so I'll just wing it:

They rent a room and intense making out occurs.

Bowser/Goombella (Bonus points if she uses her Tattle ability)

edited 13th Nov '16 8:09:15 AM by TheGamechanger

Bowser:    -roars and smashes up a room while vowing revenge on the author-   

Goombella: -looks at audience- "Yeesh... I tell ya, fans will just ship anyone these days..."

Kylo Ren x General Hux

-Kylo Ren destroys the computer-

Hux: This is disgusting!

Kagome and Sango

I don't know Inu Yasha that well, so...

Oh my!

Oh my.

Ciel x Omega

edited 13th Nov '16 5:14:36 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Read some of this franchise before, but didn't memorize it. So I'll just wing it again.

They're both uncomfortable with the ship and decide to go on their separate ways, but not before Omega personally hunts down the person who shipped them to teach them a lesson.

Bowser/Princess Peach

edited 14th Nov '16 7:39:24 AM by TheGamechanger

Oh no! This is horrible!

Hehe... not bad.

Peach x GRAND DAD!

Wha-What even is that?!

Y͜͠A͡BB́́͘A̛͞-͡҉D͏̨Á̶̀BB͢A̕-͢D̨͞Ǫ͜O̵!

Jonathan and Dio (Part 1)

Why would they write that about me? Me, Dio, engaging in sodomy? I, Dio Brando, would never accept this! Especially with my brother, JoJo!

Disgusting!

Zig/Bernie. Because.

Can't say I'd know exactly how they'd react, but I'm guessing they'd put mermaid hunting on hold to go deal with the authors of those fics.

Megatron/Starscream. Any incarnation of them will do.

   To suggest I had any good will towards that insufferable piece of scrap, let alone love...   

Yet you always let me stay when I try and overthrow...oh, my!

   There is a degree of pragmatism involved in—stop doing that.   

Pink/Raoul

edited 14th Nov '16 7:56:02 AM by BlackMageAnolis

This is just a negro kid. No... Not even after what my wife has done, no...

Who are you?

Roman Torchwick/Neopolitan.

"This has to be part of some childish prank by Red and her friends."

"..."

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Harry: *faints*

Draco: I'm about to throw up!

Fawful (Mario And Luigi)/Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)

Fawful: I have so much fury right now! Whatever fink-rat wrote this is in for this.

Dimentio: Mind if I erase your dimension, author?

Kirby X King Dedede

edited 15th Nov '16 6:34:24 AM by Berrenta

THIS IS OF THE GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT! Fawful will never has a relation! I AM TOO BUSY!

Hm... Very interesting! I'll let you live for now, only because I laughed!

WHAT?! We're friends now, but... NO!

Yes, Jojo again. I'm not sorry.

edited 15th Nov '16 6:34:51 AM by BaconZorp

I never saw JoJo so I'll just say they went to the bathroom to vomit for 24 hours.

Second Doctor/Third Doctor (yep, that's a thing)

Both doctors: "...Fascinating, but also rather silly. Not impossible, just silly."

Apologies, this was a rough approximation. I don't really know anything about their character quirks; I'm going by what I've seen of the newer doctors. :/

Mewtwo/Lucario. (Male Lucario, obviously. :V)

edited 15th Nov '16 4:04:33 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Eww ... what is this supposed to be about? Who writes this shit?

Wait ... look at the number of posts next to my name. Why are there so many porn images of me on here? Who are these people?

King of Sorrow and Klonoa Sorry not sorry.

edited 15th Nov '16 4:10:29 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

HUNGYAH! Or whatever he says when he gets hurt. :P Don't get me wrong, I want to help you, but... not like this...

If this was intended to instill even a bit of happiness in me, it has failed.

The Joker and Kefka Palazzo

"Ugh! I know I'm a criminal lunatic and all, but even I think this is crossing some sort of line!"

"Hahahaha! Okay, maybe I'll think about not destroying this world if I see more hilarity like this!"

Captain America/Iron Man

• Captain America: THIS is what I protect my country for!?
• Iron Man: Disturbing, but strangely arousing.

SCP-682/Invader Zim

edited 16th Nov '16 10:00:35 AM by TheGamechanger