Scenes from a Hat: TVTropes Edition

Nude Alert

Fallout Boy (not the band, or the Simpsons character)

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Nov 7th 2018 at 6:39:41 AM

Super Mario Sleeping Simulator

Battle Bus Simulator

I have lost all faith in humanity.

Luigi's Outhouse, the sequel to the equally panned Luigi's Toolshed.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 8th 2018 at 10:36:17 AM

Five Days at Freddy's: Finally, you get to work the day shift!

Things the Walls in Your Bedroom Would Say If They Could Talk

"   You do not know the things I've seen   "

"It's 10 AM, when is this guy gonna get his butt in gear?"

"Stop smothering us with your plushies!"

"Anything else you wanna draw on us?"

“Will you get off that website and actually do something?”

“You are terrible at Touhou.”

“Hahaha, you still bring your bunny plush to bed?”

Bad ideas for vehicles

You've heard of the Orion Drive, now you can have one in your own garage!

“The Future Car!”

"Each car comes with at least one vital part broken beyond repair, so you can purchase our replacement parts kit and repair guide for only $99.99! Please note that replacement kit may not include every part that may be broken in your vehicle."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 9th 2018 at 9:59:06 AM

Bad times to quote Pirates of the Caribbean

"Gentlemen, I've just been told by our marketing department head that renewing Captain Planet is a terrible idea! When can I fire him?"

"Unfortunately, Mr. Turner ... he's right!"

"Honey! You're going 30 miles over the speed limit! Slow down!"

"Do you fear death?"

"Aren't you that creepy guy everyone hates?"

"But you have heard of me!"

"Do you believe that your less-than-ideal upbringing might be the source of your... issues?"

"No, sir, the truth of it be much simpler than all that: I'm a bad man."

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Nov 9th 2018 at 8:24:12 AM

weird messages to find in a bottle

"Pawn to d4"

"New bottle, who dis?"

“Send help! I’m trapped in a bottle factory! Right next door to the fortune cookie place!”