Um, hello. Are you someone from the big island that Cameron's always talking about?
Oh, um...I'm a Marché, I guess. I've heard Cameron call me a "fungidon" or something like that a couple of times, though. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like it means that she thinks I'm a fun person, so I don't think I mind being called that!
...Wait a minute, you meant to ask me something else? Oh no, I'm sorry...um...anyway, I don't think I actually have any mushrooms unless you count the fact that I'm technically one, so...I don't think so?
Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 20th 2018 at 10:29:55 AM
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."So... what are you? You certainly don't look like a youkai, but I don't know what else you could be.
Ever run into someone trying to use your mushrooms?
Hit them with bullets until they stop!
That's basically it. That said, most people don't even get far enough into the extra stage to see us.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Nov 20th 2018 at 11:01:55 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.How do you deal with people who annoy you?
What can I say? Oh yeah, cry on me if you want, hero, but you're a meaningless worm to me in the ND, I don't even need to bother doing things myself to you, I'll let Boxman and Venomous do it themselves.
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 24th 2018 at 11:21:34 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Cosma. One of the most evil villains in the world. You've done a lot of horrible shit...What do you have to say for yourself...?
I dunno dude, I'm just...a fish.
Edited by n3rd_d4sh on Nov 24th 2018 at 10:55:09 PM
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"Uh-huh...
...W-what kind of fish are y-you? Are you tuna?
...Yeaaaah, and what?
Edited by arcada188 on Nov 24th 2018 at 2:41:41 PM
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Are you a cat?
As in, a normal one. Not a nekomata or something like that.
They're completely real. We're not humans.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Nov 24th 2018 at 6:04:34 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Hey, what's with the ears? Are they real, or are they some sorta costume?
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterYo, like, w-weren't you that guy who posed as a god for Spain or some shit? I-Is that like...uh, you every look back on it or whatever, like how it felt or something?
Eh, fuckin' like, whatever the hell man, do anything bud. Go fucking nuts, we'll air anything at this point.
Edited by n3rd_d4sh on Nov 28th 2018 at 7:44:02 PM
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"Uh... heyyyyyyy.
I heard you're the new boss of our cartoon. What can we expect from you?
I've found it in a dumpster. I've wore it since I was a little lad!
Edited by arcada188 on Nov 29th 2018 at 1:35:07 PM
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Oh, hey, a cat! Aw, look, he's got a little hat! Look!
And probably fleas, as well.
Don't worry about him, kitty. Where'd you get the hat?
Oh, hey. I'm Vinnie Dakota, and this is Cavendish.
I do have a first name too, you know. It's Balthazar.
Okay, he's- Wait. Balthazar? That's seriously what you're called?
Your name is an American state. You're in no position to talk.
Edited by Murataku on Nov 29th 2018 at 11:02:50 PM
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Introduce yourselves, guys?
Actually Pokemon, you're either probably lived in a cave or you're a speaking Pokemon.
Edited by AdeptGaderius on Nov 29th 2018 at 3:50:39 AM
y-you go outside to catch monsters?! ...that's so dirty!
...i DO live in a cave, and i wanna get out of it! we've been trapped in this filthy place for so many years!
and... what's a po-kay-mon?
i fight to keep everything clean! those germs must DIE!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 9th 2018 at 11:17:19 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Hey there! I've got a question for you? Do you have something to fight for?
Both: Just saying that we're good is a big understatement.
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 1st 2018 at 8:58:19 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."So, you two use swords, huh? I don't but I respect the craft. Would ya say you're good?
Uhh...lemme just say I'm not an investigator, or detective, or inspector, yet I would still know how a criminal thinks. But nah, I'm quite busy with other affairs.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Nov 29th 2018 at 6:00:06 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."Do you have any sort of investigative skills? We're trying to stop a serial killer who targets metahumans and we're hoping to find someone more helpful than our current 'detective'.
It was fairly normal up until a few years ago. Lately there's been a strong rise in vigilantism and people have developed superpowers. Also, a musical about Alexander Hamilton became inexplicably popular.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Dec 3rd 2018 at 1:42:48 PM
You're from the 2010's, right? What is it like living in America at that time? I've never been there myself, so I'm kinda curious.
I don't worship any deities. So do most other T-Dolls, at least to my knowledge. As a matter of fact, I don't even know what you are.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 1st 2018 at 10:22:51 PM
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingDo you have any gods aside from myself? I would expect so, but perhaps you are part of a strange culture.
Does he, by any chance, wear a white mask? The Pale King does, and he is the closest I know to an “anti-god”.
I know of no such entity. But if you need us to beat this “Void Termina” for you...
We would not reject that request.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 1st 2018 at 10:27:26 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Have you met The Anti-God, Void Terminal?
Sorry for the late reply, but we met during the Smash Brothers Tournament, after I qualified for it, during a sparing session, I was beaten by Meta Knight, but he was so cute I didn't mind and I've never lost any romantic partner
She said how we met, so I'll get straight to the point of the sceond question, and it's no, I've never even dated anyone before
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 9th 2018 at 8:18:01 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."You two seem like a happy couple. How did you two start dating? And have any of your exes died in freak accidents?
I mean, I'm spiritual, but I'm not really afraid. And...are you two threatening me?
Edited by Spottedleaf on Dec 3rd 2018 at 3:34:27 AM
Do you fear a god?
And more importantly...
Would you be afraid of two?
Don’t worry, I’m fine. I just feel like I could use some sleep.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 9th 2018 at 9:22:29 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Are you okay? Why are you tired?"
-He seems vaguely concerned.-
-He seems a tad serious, but mostly his expression hasn't changed.-
"...I was designed to complete the infiltration missions I was assigned. I did what I was told, never realizing that I did not have freedom..."
-But...-
"I—'ve decided that I will not return to my superiors. I—'ve learned that there is so much I was not allowed to learn or do while I was serving them."
-He doesn't want to go back to having no life... He hadn't even realized he had been missing so much...-
"I want to stay with my brother and sister, Leos and Sthesia."
-They decided to 'adopt' him, and he wants to remain with them rather than returning to his cold and heartless superiors.-
-Keep in mind that this is a very small boy, no older than 11 years old.-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Dec 9th 2018 at 8:24:44 AM
Could you explain to us what you do for a living?
I really hope he gives a serious answer, his signature is giving me some bad vibes
It's... a long story, The Falchion was passed on to me by my father Chrom, after he died fighting against Grima I kept it and it has never left my side
Alright, all I'll say is that Galaxia is my one and only sword, and that's about as far as you'll know about it
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 16th 2018 at 9:11:02 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Oh hey, those are some pretty interesting swords you have there! Do they have special abilities? Or maybe a cool backstory?
These days? I go along with whatever the Captain wants. Usually, this means helping people we just met and clobbering whatever is causing them trouble. I'm not complaining, though!
Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 17th 2018 at 8:24:18 PM
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingSo, what is it exactly that you do? Do you go looking for... treasures?
While it would be certainly pleasurable, I will simply not allow you to pet me! There's an important deal waiting for me at the moment!
...behind my ears.
Edited by arcada188 on Dec 17th 2018 at 10:25:08 PM
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Heyyyy... are you a scientist, like that Nimnul guy Boss's owner worked with?
...What big island? Nuh uh, I'm from the big city... it's called New York, or something...
Edited by arcada188 on Nov 20th 2018 at 6:27:11 PM
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.