Fix a wish!

Granted, it clears out so the forest can regrow stronger.

I wish for an incurable disease.

Granted. It grants you numerous different superpowers that you want, so is it really a disease?

I wish for a ADFX-02 Morgan to attack me.

Granted. You get thrown into a Cool Plane and get to have awesome dogfights.

I wish to see a cat.

Granted, it loves you (not in a clingy way)

I wish I had no legs.

Granted. Enjoy the badass hoverchair.

I wish my brain was plucked from my skull.

Granted. It's replaced by a computer that contains all your conscience, and has some new things that ya didn't know.

I wish that I was a terrible speller.

Granted. You use this to your advantage and write various Troll Fics that are genuinely funny- in part because of some rather amusing typos.

I wish I lost my senses of sight and hearing.

Granted, you gain some incredible Disability Superpower to compensate.

I wish the Earth would fly into the Sun.

Granted, we all Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence as one with the god sun.

I wish Elton John died.

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Granted. Now he's in heaven and can team up musically with the greats of history!

I wish my cat didn't like me so much.

Granted. Your cat dislikes you, but still tolerates your existence and continues to do super cute things

I wish every animal I've eaten to come back to haunt me

BUMP!

Granted. You are scared form this experience, and decide to become a vegan (the ones that aren't jerks). Many people convert to veganism, and because of this, climate change is slowed down until 30 years into the future, and by then, our carbon footprint is down by 80%.

I wish that every post in Corrupt-a-wish was "You die." for every wish.

Granted, but only because every wish starts with some variation of "I wish I could just die", so the genie doesn't look like an asshole.

I wish for the permanent reinstatement of the Hays Code, and for it to apply to all forms of media, regardless of country, language, or creator.

Granted. The art of film reaches its high point due to the laws.

I wish to get expelled from school

Granted. The school had a crappy curriculum, anyway, and the people there were mostly dicks.

I wish every store in the world was a Wal-Mart, and every restaurant a Taco Bell.

Granted, but they sell other things and get somewhat customized, so it seems that every store and restaurant is different (besides, what’s wrong with these things?).

I wish my computer broke.

granted. you at least have the money to buy a better computer

i wish bts and eqg were the most hated things in the world

Granted. The world goes back to its collective nostalgia for New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys, and *NSYNC, realizing they weren't so bad after all.

I wish I had an incurable disease.

Granted. You just became Cursed with Awesome

I wish to get all my teeth knocked out with a baseball bat

Granted. You get golden false teeth, which gains you respect among your peers, and give you new ones.

I wish that Amazon would treated its employees badly.

Granted. Said employees start an uprising, gain full control over it, and eventually rebuild the company so that it is both more efficient and more humane.

I wish for hypothermia.

Granted: Yo get out of work because of it and recover healthier than ever

Test: I wish for the extinction of all life

Granted. In a few trillion years, life begins anew, but better this time. Wiser.

I wish my throat hurt even worse.

Granted, it is good kind of pain.

I wish for a meteorite strike.

Granted. It's filled with technology that gives us all the ability to sprout wings and fly whenever we want.

I wish to undergo a physically painful transformation into this version of Killer Frost, complete with the icicles actually bursting through my skin.