Hunger Games Simulator

If not too late for reserves, Geico Gecko◊ and Mad Hatter◊

Yes

Sorry, but the reserves were already randomized.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Here's the final gag save. I have other matters to deal with now, but if there's something you need to tell me, say so as soon as you can.

edited 7th May '18 7:18:13 PM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

BTW, Rico is female.

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."

Same goes with the Crowfeather Hunter ^note her name is actually Eileen the Crow, she's also a girl, as seen in the Death Pic.

edited 7th May '18 7:36:56 PM by Mhazard

Regarding the bloodbath bleach event, I made it a natural death event because I saw it as one tribute stealing the other's bleach and drinking from it, which was why the latter wasn't happy. So as a compromise, here's another event where it's made clear: (Player1) steals (Player2)'s extremely corrosive bleach and drinks it. Clearly (Player2) isn't impressed.

And since I'll be leaving for the airport on Wednesday night Eastern to catch my midnight flight, I might end up missing the season and/or the nomination period, so if you don't mind, I'll go right ahead and spoil my mom squad:

• Mains: Pear Butter and Lily Potter
• Reserves: Toriel and Fake!Princess Cadance^note the real one is set to return with the other alicorns in the Battle Royale after the next, so...

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

x 4

• "Mr Worldwide and Dedenne become so close that they consider each other like siblings."
• (much later) "Mr Worldwide gives sbAhj his blessing, bestowing upon him a power boost."
• (betrayal?) "Mr Worldwide deploys an Active Defense System near his position. It intercepts Dedenne's tossed grenade towards him, zapping it inert."
• (pls no fireball jokes kthx) "Dedenne sets sbAhj's camp on fire. Mr Worldwide rushes in to rescue sbAhj, but only sbAhj makes it out alive."
• (rip) "sbAhj drops a giant bell on Dedenne, crushing him."
• "The winner is sbAhj from District 10!"

hrm.

edited 7th May '18 8:28:26 PM by Mk_97

Man, I was planning on Pear Butter as well.... Oh well, I could always use some backup. And here they are!

Mains: Coral (yes, I'm planning to try and reunite Nemo with his late mother) and Anna Shinoda (she and Mike has two kids, IIRC)
Possible reserves: Hera Syndulla and Petunia Dursley

I knew that. Somehow, I always knew. After all, you're the one who led me into the bronies and Friendship Is Magic itself. Of course you'll know who to pick earlier than I do. On the other hand, I had always planned for Coral to appear for the special, since it's an Open Secret that Nemo's my favorite character of his titular franchise, and it should be obvious that I plan to try and reunite them in a way the franchise canon would never be able to, since her death is a Plot-Triggering Death.

edited 7th May '18 11:03:21 PM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

I knew you would after you got into ponies, so I had to jump the gun a bit.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Unrelated to the season or the next, but as I run, I plan to do a major re-haul on my Characters folder, which stalled since Season 195.

And speaking of this season, who wants to screen? I've got a pretty good one here, but I don't have my laptop with me.

EDIT: Um, hello? If I don't receive any response within 15 minutes, I'll have to send the save early to SAJ (the host), since I cannot update my internet quota yet. Once I've done so, whoever wants to screen will have to go to SAJ.

EDIT 2: Time's up! Save sent to SAJ, so if someone wants to screen, ask him.

edited 8th May '18 3:19:00 AM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

It's them, because I remember when they listed they/them as their preferred pronouns on their troper page.

Also, I'm not sure if I can screen because I still have a busy day today.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Got a busy day too so don't think I'll have much time either

"Leftover items still have value!"

Tributes, stand by.

3... 2... 1... Activate.

• First Blood: Dedenne. Last Place: Gorochu. "Didn't quite make it" indeed!
• I think Fireball has the advantage of not falling down stairs, or suffering as much if it did...
• It seems even Omnicidal Maniacs would like their battle houses kept cleaned up properly.
• Dumb move, Totoko. Gotchya, didn't I?
• I've heard of Neko Neko Knuckles, but this is ridiculous.
• Better hope he doesn't eat that thing.
• Sorry, Pink Celebi, but it seems both your regular tributes are down already.
• Treachery brews in 4fterthought's house.

Part 2

• Not much interesting happens.

Day 1

• He looks a bit like one of the mascots for tire adverts, actually.
• Lemme correct what I said earlier. Really dumb move, Totoko. Your supplies just fell into the hands of a maniac.
• Gosh, you must have been quick to kill all them on Day 1.
• Compatibility testers are complete ripoffs guys, don't use 'em.
• The Boohbahs help Totoko get back on track. No, that's not a Literal Metaphor.
• Actually, when I looked up "asia argento" on Google, my first results were indeed an actress.
• How does a machine contract a disease, again?
• Duncan has got plans for Fry.
• The Crowfeather Hunter's family thought it was in the former's best interest to not leave Crowfeather Hunter to the other hungry tributes.
• Good luck trying to survive long enough for your army to come in time, Scoots.
• Harry's probably Obfuscating Stupidity here.
• Tropers are glitches now?
• Fireball, more like Supa Hot Fireball. Poor Peppa.
• Oh, please, George...
• The other Monster Hunter girl doesn't take kindly to the pom pom's backstabbing. Albeit, she actually attacked them for a real Jerkass reason.
• Aaaaand Skeletor doesn't get to do anything interesting. Mimi stabbed him and two others with an Infinity Plus One Pen.
• Scootaloo's got reinforcements...

Fallen Tributes: Hoo boy, 11 already... Gorochu, Beast (Marcus Miles), Mega Flygon, Beads, Lightsaber, Nyami, Crowfeather Hunter, Mysterious Pom Pom Circle, Twilight Suzuka, Red Ring Rico Tyrell, Skeletor

I thought it was an unused thing, though could be wrong.

edited 8th May '18 6:02:55 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

...

One of the Pikaclones took out the bootleg!

Either way, I still find it funny.

edited 8th May '18 6:11:21 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Of course, it's the cute-looking Pokemon who winds up netting the first kill.

RIP Lightsaber. How ironic that it was killed by a butcher’s knife of all things.

Oh come on, Terri! Lighten up! What are you screaming at?

What, is George planning to start a rival farm to Sweet Apple Acres?

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

Night 1

• I might want to know what exactly provoked that reaction.
• Frankly, I thought it'd be harder to win a race with a big lug of metal.
• Someone's not happy with having a moe anthro girl for a sibling. RIP Mhazard.
• Hahn tortures a tyrant across time.
• Don't do that, Nyaa-chan. You'll only drive yourself mad.
• She has every right to say that, Dedenne. You're the only one in this conversation with blood on your hands.
• To the Fireball-mobile...?
• Pony abuse continues. Two events in a row, and the latter was fatal. I TOLD you, dog! I TOLD you about failing me!
• Please don't invoke that image.
• You wish, Dave.
• How does a sword throw up?

Day 2

• ...Is this how you get your sick kicks, Snow? Putting children's characters into all sorts of lewd scenarios? Seriously?
• Don't make fun of Incredibly Lame Fun. There's not a lot in there, and you may ruin your life.
• Kobra wanted to ride the pony. He found who brutalised it and avenged the pony. Rico won the bet, but wasn't able to savour the victory.
• Did you see the future, Izuku?
• Thanos? Doing the Smolder?
• What a nightmare, an LPer got wedgied.
• Emolga's still recruiting ninjas.
• Wrong route message, mirror.

Fallen Tributes: Kirin Hunter, Frieza, Scootaloo, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

edited 8th May '18 7:06:40 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

...

Enlighten me as to why Harry (not the bear) would think Dashie and Fluttershy would be good at tattoo.

And dayum, that's pretty quick for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, and quite a Karmic Death.

Also, WOW. Joe.... did you seriously just do that?!

And I pity both Mhazard and PinkCelebi. Their luck is in the absolute worst this season....

edited 8th May '18 7:24:05 AM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

Woah there, Mimi, killing 3 others with just a pen this early? ...she was probably affected by the death of her best friend Nyami earlier that day, and by the hands of the guy who earlier stole from her, of all people...

And Nyaa-chan looking for Osomatsu R34... oh god, she'll probably find lots of BLMatsu...

And yeah, Gorochu is an unused idea, that design is likely fanmade though

edited 8th May '18 7:28:27 AM by Zanreo

"Leftover items still have value!"

That mental image of Thanos doing the Smolder.

Maybe Harry thought he'd get a cutie mark that way?

edited 8th May '18 7:27:29 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

That'll be a good explaination.

And if I did not see Ichigo feeling disappointed with Frieza when I wake up from sleep, I'll eat my fingernails.

Also, Thanos doing the Smolder should go to the Funny page.

edited 8th May '18 7:32:01 AM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

Okay, the sheer mental image of Thanos doing the Smolder kinda makes up for Frieza's disappointing performance, not gonna lie.

Ouch, the curse of "cute girls being nominated by me always die early" is very real here.

Night 2

• What's your evidence? I'm pretty sure it can be shown to be false or contrived.
• Oh my, that Abominable Snowman is gonna want to get outta here quickly.
• The loser of the Bloodbath bet gets tarred and feathered. (Actually nah, just feathered.)
• Duncan's still being a jerk.
• Watch out for the ponies, boys.
• Having a yo momma fight with a bunch of kids TV characters? What is this?
• ...Shit.
• Would that be the theme of the Elites?
• I don't think a racing machine even has a chest.

Day 3

• Totoko just can't get a break. And yes I'm turning spoilering everything Totoko does into a Running Gag for this season. Maybe.
• Shujinko's seeing stars. RIP Cosmos.
• Cheatses! Emolga can flyses!
• He knew what happened to the last guy who left a settlement to die.
• Zanreo, I think you're picking up a lot of ire here.

Fallen Tributes: The Ink Machine, Fireball, Shujinko

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