Not an evil Thievul
Well, uh, getting stuck in my room as a huge dinosaur is probably going to be the least of my worries.
...suddenly won an all-expenses paid two-week-long cruise vacation?
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Blitzy....
I'm instantly suspicious. If it turns out to not be a scam, I'm happy, though, depending on where we're going.
....found a missing little girl with no identification, and no family?
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
I’d call 911 immediately. Maybe they can handle this.
. . . won $500 million in the lottery?
CG for short
Hallelujah! Imma move to France now and do what I want!
...Ended up playing Squid Game?
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I'll just see myself in the next world. If that backfires, oh well. It's better than that hell.
...was forced into playing Dungeons & Dragons?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
lmao
Probably lose quickly but still have fun, as I have no idea how to play but will gladly take the learning experience.
...realised someone was stalking them? Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender
Blitzy....
Get a restraining order on them.
Was a contestant on Total Drama
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The man behind the slaughter
I'm the first one voted off, I'd be to nervous and scared to be useful.
...was abducted by stoner aliens?
Edited by Superjohn on Dec 5th 2021 at 7:54:05 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Blitzy....
Well, not the worst aliens to be kidnapped by....
TNP is now combined with any pets they have, Nina Tucker style.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The Mask Does Not Laugh
I don't have any pets. :^)
If the next troper played the pipe organ, what would they play?
Blitzy....
I'd play some of my favorite VG soundtracks.
TNP is now a Blob Monster
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Just Some Guy
The Omega Slime drew near!
Command?
TNP picked up an Orb of Linguistics.
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
The Mask Does Not Laugh
I have no clue what an Orb of Linguistics is so I'm unaffected.
——
The Next Troper becomes a dark overlord.
Edited by Wafer on Nov 7th 2021 at 7:48:05 AM
CG for short
Muhahahah! I'll plunge the world in eternal darkness for the lolz!
...Discovered a time machine?
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Gust Jive Meason Re
I would want to meet a few historical figures, but they'd probably turn out racist. So I'll just go back and fight Andrew Jackson instead.
...found themselves stuck in a different world populated by frogs. By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER
I’m here, I guess.
Regret not having watched Amphibia and ask if they have any wart cream.
...were being attacked by an enemy Stand.
I’m gonna put some Gloom in your eye.
Blitzy....
I’m running away and calling Jotaro Kujo.
TNP is now able to transform into animals.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Tama May Cry 1: Toony Angelos
CG for short
Yaaaasssss! To the UK, France, and Russia!
....Became a Jedi? Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
❀ Mint, Nuts, and Waffle ❀
I’d die within the first 30 minutes.
... was held captive by the Beast.
Come play Character Uplift Game!
I’m here, I guess.
I would just stay in my room and slowly wither away. You know, my everyday life.
Were standing by the open door of a plane 3,000 feet in the air.
I’m gonna put some Gloom in your eye.
if it was just opened, get sucked out by the depressurisation, fall and die
if not
prolly still fall and die, leaving it ambiguous for the other occupants as to whether it was voluntary or not
...woke up the next day with an exact clone of them in their room
Confusion.
…got hired by the Illuminati?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
The man behind the slaughter
Get confused by the fact the Illuminati exist, also why they need my fatass.
... Discovered their home is possessed by a demon?
Edited by Superjohn on Dec 5th 2021 at 7:53:27 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
oh i'll die in like an instant bc nasuverse magic ain't exactly kind to normal civilian rabble but fuck yeah
maybe i'll have better luck getting clay boi there than in the actual feckin game
...turned into a tyrannosaurus rex right there on the spot