Oh Captain!~
Your soup's resting, cut it some slack!
Waiter! A sword with an absurdly long blade is slowly rising out of my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Video Guy
If you can grab it out of the soup, you're the rightful ruler of this restaurant.
Waiter, there's a selection of mini "fun sized" candy bars in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
The full-sized ones come with the large serving.
Waiter! There's a Game-Breaking Bug in my soup!
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Waiter! There's a bulldozer in my bowl of soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Not a Fragile Flower
Good source of iron.
Waiter, [random media] The Avengers are in my soup. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Have you tried a source of Kryptonite, sire?
Waiter! There's an anime in my soup!
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Well, you did order the chicken teriyaki noodle soup.
Waiter, there's a rage comic in my soup!
Oh Captain!~
Tell it to go back to 2007.
Waiter! There's a snake in my soup's boot!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sorry, the chef is getting really angry about all these complaints...
Yes, it's a promotion for our 4th soup.
Waiter, there's a neverending hole in my soup!
Edited by WarJay77 on Jul 17th 2019 at 12:00:35 PM
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure PurenessQuick, plug the hole before... Too late, the soup just disappeared down the drain.
Waiter! There's a bull in my bowl of soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
i lived bitch
Waiter, there's a frag grenade in my soup!
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Not a Fragile Flower
Oh dear, let me just get that out for you, aaand [pulls pin]... oh.
Waiter, this soup is delicious, my compliments to the chef. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Sage of Mind Soractes
Wait really? We’ve gotten so many complaints about so much random and strange crap in our soup that a compliment was the last thing that i was expecting from, well, anyone!
Waiter! There’s a Catburger
in my soup!
my current job
...oh dear. Now we'll never hear the end of the health complaints. I'll have to ask Iceland for tips.
Waiter! Your fly's in my soup! And it's unzipped!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
We ran out of actual flies, we had to use something!
Waiter, there's hate-comments in my soup!
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Theorist Edgemaster
Thought you might have needed the salt.
Waiter, there's an entire star cruiser in my soup!
A hero is made when you make a choice.Um, uh... Congratulations! You're our one thousand eight hundred and ninety-second customer, and that means you've won a free trip to cruise the galaxy! (Whew, I think I managed to fast-talk my way out of that trouble.)
Waiter! There's a bowling ball in my bowl of soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 18th 2019 at 1:43:25 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man!
Waiter! There's the prehensile willy of a naughty goblin
in my soup.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jul 18th 2019 at 5:23:17 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Not a Fragile Flower
We were out of the Spiderdillos you asked for.
Waiter, all of tvtropes is in my soup and it's ruining my life. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Sorry, this soup is extremely addicting, and you won't be able to stop eating it. Comes with a free lampshade, though!
Waiter, there's liquid nitrogen in my soup!
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Jareth the Goblin King has tossed the goblin responsible into the Bog of Eternal Stench. Either the goblin will learn his lesson or the stench will make him easier to detect and preemptively thwart.
Well, you did say you wanted stone-cold soup, didn't you? Oh, wait, that was the table next to you. My apologies, I got your order mixed up.
Waiter! There's a hallucinogenic peach in my soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 18th 2019 at 3:42:46 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Theorist Edgemaster
Soon it will swell to giant size, and talking bugs will start to make their home there.
Waiter, there's a sword with an eyeball in the center of it, in my soup!
A hero is made when you make a choice.
Not a Fragile Flower
The eyeball is edible and tastes like chicken. Don't eat the sword though — it's cursed.
Waiter, this is the 1899th bowl of soup that's been ordered from this restaurant and I want to complain about it not being the 1900th.
Edited by ginsengaddict on Jul 18th 2019 at 11:22:44 PM
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Oh Captain!~
Well too bad, because I get the 1900th bowl!
Waiter! The chef is making soup in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Smartass, the chef is. Slipped something extra in the soup, he did. Scold him, I will. Why looking at me like that are you, hmm? Taste your soup, I did not!
Waiter! There's a pair of pajamas in my soup!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 16th 2019 at 7:33:51 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.