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cutewithoutthe Gˇ­berit Nor­ling Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Gˇ­berit Nor­ling
Nov 30th 2011 at 10:46:14 AM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

fuck you, whore.

SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North
The filidh that cam frae Skye
May 22nd 2012 at 8:39:37 AM

Civilian phone boxes are red
Police boxes are blue
I have no idea
Where this poem is going to.\\

edited 22nd May '12 8:39:46 AM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
MobileLeprechaun ignorance is BLISS from Grayrock, TX Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
ignorance is BLISS
May 22nd 2012 at 8:41:11 AM

Some portals are orange,
Others are blue,
None of this cake
Will be eaten by you.

The Pope of TV Tropes
Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
May 22nd 2012 at 9:40:11 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your sister is cute
What happened to you?

edited 22nd May '12 9:47:04 AM by Bisected8

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
LatverianBadger This crazy little thing called Love from gacha hell Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
This crazy little thing called Love
May 22nd 2012 at 10:05:55 AM

(a variation of one that was already posted)

Violets are Blue

Roses are Red

It's really such a shame,

that you are already dead.

edited 22nd May '12 10:06:03 AM by LatverianBadger

ARE YOU READY? IT'S COOL! LET'S ENJOY A GREAT SHOWTIME! GOOD LUCK
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
May 22nd 2012 at 3:22:22 PM

Roses are red.
Violets are also red in Soviet Russia.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
May 23rd 2012 at 3:44:36 PM

Roses' colors vary depending on the dominant genome
Violets' colors are also dependent on genes
Biology is kind of boring

edited 23rd May '12 3:44:45 PM by WertyYertrew

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy
May 24th 2012 at 3:20:17 AM

Roses are red

Violets are too

In Soviet Russia

You never feel blue

OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy
May 24th 2012 at 3:23:46 AM

As you will find on my troper page:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Twilight sucks

And she's a Mary Sue.

OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River
True King Of Yggdrasil
May 27th 2012 at 1:08:53 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

your mother wants to speak with you.

Violets are red

Roses are blue

Lavenders are purple

and Tulips are black.

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
BioSafety Seventh Toa from Spherus Magna Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Seventh Toa
May 27th 2012 at 5:09:20 PM

Scarlet is red

Peacock is blue

Boddy is dead

And soon you'll be too!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

But you aren't.

Tre forever free from nothing to something Relationship Status: Singularity
forever free
May 27th 2012 at 9:41:59 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why would you come back
If no one missed you?

it's okay. we don't have to fix it now
KatanaCat Hoarder of Socks from the Land of Sheep and Saltbush Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hoarder of Socks
May 3rd 2016 at 6:04:30 AM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I necro'd this forum game

To play it with you

edited 3rd May '16 6:04:47 AM by KatanaCat

This signature is uncreative.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
May 3rd 2016 at 11:33:22 AM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm currently at my dacha,

now I can finally post for you.

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
gregnes2000 MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!! from North Carolina. It'll be our little secret!
MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!
May 3rd 2016 at 11:36:21 AM

AHEM!

Roses are red.
Violets are red.
Everything's red.
There's blood everywhere.

Now I'm Bacon Zorp. Just a heads-up.
DingoWalley1 You don't know the first thing about being King!
You don't know the first thing about being King!
May 3rd 2016 at 11:41:04 AM

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I have no line here, but

I gotta go poo.

edited 3rd May '16 11:41:31 AM by DingoWalley1

cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
May 3rd 2016 at 11:58:30 AM

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

If you were a sinking ship,

I'd go down with you

...probably.

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
May 3rd 2016 at 12:03:22 PM

roses are red

violets are blue

zig's eyes are red

maou's suit is blue

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
DrNoPuma Happy fluffy boy from way down in Egypt's land Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Happy fluffy boy
May 3rd 2016 at 12:11:59 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have six souls,

And I'm coming for YOU!

edited 3rd May '16 12:12:57 PM by DrNoPuma

Life is like a carnival, the games are rigged, but hey, that's okay, you still get to play!
cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
May 3rd 2016 at 12:26:42 PM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't give me that restraining order,

And I promise not to sue

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
May 4th 2016 at 1:14:51 AM "Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
DrNoPuma Happy fluffy boy from way down in Egypt's land Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Happy fluffy boy
May 4th 2016 at 9:28:22 AM

Roses are black

Violets, black too.

CAUSE I BURNED THEM UP

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

Life is like a carnival, the games are rigged, but hey, that's okay, you still get to play!
Mhazard RIBEY from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RIBEY
May 4th 2016 at 10:30:56 AM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Kings are yellow, Colourless inside.

Cute girls are cute.
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
May 4th 2016 at 2:27:55 PM

Roses are red.

Violets are red.

Trees are red.

I set your garden on fire.

edited 4th May '16 2:28:18 PM by RandomWriter413

Awesome tune.
InfinityRyujin Mysterious and Troubling Memory from Mugenri Relationship Status: The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
Mysterious and Troubling Memory
May 4th 2016 at 2:30:34 PM

Roses are red.

Rubies are too.

Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

"Holy am I alone, throughout Heaven and Earth! 'Tis I, the informant!" ...Or something.

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