Roses are red, violets are blue.

Rose protecc

Violet attacc

But most importantly

Sugar is snacc

Roses are red

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Violets are blue

You can Pokémon GO to the polls

A Swedish man's story too good to be true:

Edited by alnair20aug93 on May 17th 2019 at 3:22:26 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Protect this boy:

I beg of you

Roses are red

And sorry, dearie

Not buying your 9/11

Conspiracy theory

Roses are red

Butts galore

I do not do well

On the dance floor

Sunflowers are yellow

Lilacs are purple

Let me sing to you

The song of my people

Roses are red, or some other colors.

To the colorblind, however they’re grey.

Actual news headline I found on Google:

“Being bullied? Just act less gay”

Roses are still red

To a tritanope; that's true

They can't tell if violets

Are greenish or blue

Carnations are red

These people are crazy

Lancaster roses are red

York roses are white

Game of Thrones finale

Is such utter shite.

Roses are red

Violets are red

Sugar is red

Fuck, my eyes are bleeding again

Edited by atimnie on May 20th 2019 at 1:43:17 PM

Roses are red

What'll break your bones? A fight'll!

When making these poems rhyme

I can't read the entire title.

Roses are red,

Watch Hero Academia!

Unless you don't want to,

For which I won't blame y-a.

(It's a super fun show, though.)

Edited by Elisabel on May 23rd 2019 at 9:39:36 AM

Roses are red

MHA is fucking dark

The ratings are gonna shoot through the upper atmosphere

When the anime gets to this arc

Roses are red

There's a trope for bad rhymes

Elisabel, can you edit

Your poem this time?

Roses are red -

I've edited the link;

To fix the rhyme itself

I'd need more time to think.

—-

Violets are blue,

I'd forgotten the trope,

So thanks for correcting

'Cause knowledge is dope.

Roses are red

My first crush was Führer King Bradley

I slowly losing my mind, but a

Edited by KeironCioran on May 25th 2019 at 10:34:20 AM

Roses are red

They were once white

Bloodstains remain

For many a night

Roses are red

Trees made of wood

Just 'cause you can

Doesn't mean you should

Roses are red

Mars has two moons

Yharim keeps stealing

All of my spoons

roses are red

neighbors need fences

In Trump's Japan Visit, Golf, Sumo Wrestling

And A Raft Of Policy Differences

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Penguin "Yay" 1
Penguin "Yay" 2

Roses are red

I hate my jaw cysts

I never even bother

With making lists

Target is Red

Walmart is Blue

Why won't you hire me.

...The End.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

You failed to deliver the pizzas on time.

You lose.