GAME OVER: PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

I try to take it out, but since I live in Florida now, a alligator is in the pool and attacks me.

TNP is watching their favorite show when the TV starts doing weird stuff.

I notice a number flashing in the corner of the screen, slowly decreasing. By the time I realize it's a countdown, it's too late, and the television explodes on me before I can get away.

The next poster is buying groceries at the supermarket.

I need to get a can from the tallest of all the tall shelves, and don't bother to ask an employee for help. I start to climb; the entire shelf goes unbalanced and collapse, crushing me.

TNP is watching YouTube.

I used that five posts ago btw

I watch a scary video that's all too real...

TNP is writing a script for a youtube vid.

I come across a YouTube Poop video that drives me to claw out my own eyes and ears. Then, because I can't see what I'm doing, I step on That Poor Cat, who retaliates by biting my jugular vein open.

The sheer overwhelming amount of haters leaving negative comments on my new masterpiece makes my computer spontaneously combust. I die trying to extinguish the flames.

TNP is a

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 18th 2019 at 6:50:11 AM

Unfortunately, I make the mistake of dressing the part, and get spotted by security.

The next poster is doing something funny.

Turns out the funny thing is doing a silly stunt. It goes wrong horribly.

TNP is doing Coastiering.

I discover that due to the misspelling, I've been doing it wrong. I promptly hurl myself off the nearest cliff in shame.

The next poster is babysitting.

After putting the baby to bed, i put on Scott Pilgrim vs. The World on the TV. The baby, being a baby, somehow sneaks out and watches the movie with me being unaware.

The baby, influenced by the movie, reveals itself to be a changeling and punches me into the fairy world, where I will surely meet my death...

TNP gets drafted to Bowser's Castle.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Oct 18th 2019 at 6:44:49 PM

I play forum games instead of protecting my master, and am hanged for treason by his successor.

The next poster is playing Angry Birds while holding the President hostage.

the fbi eventually find me and i get executed because i was distracted by angry birds

tnp just said the word "blood"

I get shot by crips.

The next poster is a drug pusher.

Max Force and Hit Man blow me up with rockets.

The next poster is trying to cross the street when everybody's favorite isekai/reincarnation light novel cliché, the runaway truck driver, comes barreling down the road at 100 km/hour.

EDIT: Added an extra detail for clarification.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Oct 18th 2019 at 6:27:20 AM

I die and reincarnate as an isekai God.

TNP gets punched by a ghost.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Oct 18th 2019 at 10:38:24 AM

I’m so confused I fail to notice the truck barreling down the street. Let’s just say that I look like pizza without the crust or toppings.

TNP is playing Yahtzee.

One of the dice falls under the table, and when I duck down to retrieve it, I get my face mauled off by a cougar that happened to be hiding down there.

The next poster is washing dishes.

I stick my middle finger, then my hand, then my arm, then my shoulder, then my head, then my neck, then my torso and other arm, then my legs and my feet in the garbage disposal. On accident.

TNP is looking at a painting.

The painting turns out to be one of those things that kill you just by looking at it.

TNP is changing a lightbulb while sitting on the ground.

I am using an elaborate Rube Goldberg Machine for the task, but it goes horribly and the lightbulb brains me and knocks me out. I wake up 3 seconds too late to stop a bulldozer from plowing my house down, with me still in it.

TNP is on Usenet.

I become Usenet's CEO through a contest and attempt a merger with TV Tropes. Something goes horribly wrong and both sites are lost. To escape the wrath of the fans, I commit suicide.

TNP is watching pr0n

I'm caught with my pants down by The Pope and die of embarrassment.

TNP is autopsying my corpse.

While autopsying a corpse, a chest burster flies out of them and into my neck. TNP is chasing after the chestburster

As I'm running, I run over a truck and die.

I am a truck driver.

The previous poster has a moose go through his windshield.

The current poster is complaining about the previous poster not making a setup for the next poster.

One of the mods thumps me in person for being tactless.

The next poster is a little more creative with setting up the circumstances of the respawn of the poster who follows them.

It's all in good fun, I hope.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Oct 19th 2019 at 8:26:33 AM

As I try to think of something, my dog barks at a burglar. I tell the dog to shut up, and the intruder takes the opportunity to shoot me and my little dog too.

TNP is developing moose repellent.