GAME OVER: PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

I freaking drown; I'm not fit for this enviroment.

TNP has become a ghost and is trying to die again.

I somehow manage to stay alive. As my intention was to die, I lose the game anyway.

TNP is in a wine cellar.

I am buried in a brick wall by someone I thought was a friend.

The next poster is driving a Cadillac in the desert.

I'm forced to jump off the cadillac.

TNP is making a cream soup with a hand blender.

Idiotically, I try to blend it while the soup is hot, not only making a mess everywhere, but it fatally scalds me.

TNP tries to change strings on their guitar.

My complaint of "I snapped my G string while playing in A minor" triggers a Pædo Hunt with Torches and Pitchforks. I'm stabbed by the pitchforks, the punctures are cauterized by the torches, the process is repeated until I die from the torture.

The next poster is out foxhunting.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Feb 4th 2021 at 11:35:05 AM

I come face to face with a Skyrim bear and end up a bloody mess

You’ve just been granted a archotech’s protection in its core chamber

Edited by Immortalartisan on Feb 6th 2021 at 12:38:13 PM

The core chamber doesn't have a food supply. Unable to leave it, I starve to death.

The next poster is fixing a leaky faucet.

As i'm fixing the faucet, an enormous amount of water leaks from the faucet, filling the entire house with water and drowning me. The house bursts, and the water turns into a tsunami of biblical proportions, killing off the entire world population.

TNP buys a mystery box from the deep web.

I get the box delivered to me and open it up. It's actually a bomb that blows me and my apartment up the second I open it.

TNP goes to Subway and orders a footlong.

Unfortunately, it was a foot-long knife. Through my chest. In a subway.

The next unfortunate poster has been tapped to put on a Super Bowl halftime show.

I decided to go off script and say how much football sucks. Cue the angry mob.

TNP is working with Killer whales at a sea show.

I am wearing a shark costume. The orca beats me to death.

The next poster played sicko mode or whatever at the Superbowl.

The speakers relay the sound back to you, and then they shatter you to death through aural resonance.

TNP is biting into a block of fresh cheese (no allergies).

I take too big of a bite and end up choking to death.

TNP dances in their living room.

I dance so hard that I knock a light fixture loose and it crashes down on my head, crushing my skull.

The next poster is baking a cake.

I cause a housefire and burn to death.

TNP knows about everyone's search history.

Edited by tzaoray on Feb 8th 2021 at 7:25:31 PM

The sudden wave of knowledge was enough to cause my very soul to burn up, for my life form was small and insignificant and could not handle the search histories of nearly 8 billion people.

TNP is playing with bubbles in their own front yard.

Edited by Smiley100P on Feb 8th 2021 at 7:46:51 AM

I accidentally ingest too much bubble soap, and die within a few days despite medical help.

TNP is using a calculator.

I divide by zero.... And nothing happens. Then I'm hit by a truck because I was in the middle of the road.

TNP is attending Comiccon.

I get into a debate with a nerd on why Star Wars sucks and said nerd beats me to death with a toy lightsaber.

TNP tries on clothes in a fitting room.

I get my leg stuck in my pants and suffer a Death by Falling Over.

TNP goes to Wisconsin.

Lake Superior awakens as a gigantic water-wolf and devours all the nearby states and everyone in them, including me.

The next poster is competing in the Olympic Games.

A terrorist blows up the stadium.

The next poster is Jenny McCarthy.

I am in an anti-vaxxer protest when I just collapse on the ground. Guess why.

TNP is juggling with oranges at their home.