Well I figure I've been here long enough, I may as well write a detailed profile page for those who care. So, i'm Blaine The M0n0 (Alexander/Zander outside of the internet). My other aliases are Paranoid Android, Rocy Racoon and Bad Weather Bandit. I'm a seventeen year old Scorpio who is an optimistic pessimist and quite sarcastic on top of it all. I guess you could say I act like a Chaotic Neutral or something as you tropers would put it. Im fascinated with Black Holes, dark stories and strange horror (i.e. Marble Hornets). Sometimes I think I think too much and that i'm crazy . But I realize later that i'm probably being stupid. Im not quite done editing my profile as Im not quite sure what else to say, but Im sure to get around to it. See you on the other side. Or on a seemingly ENDLESS round of Doublecross. Wherever you prefer.
- Name: Blaine the M0n0
- No. 5xx +2
- Type: Ghost/Steel
- Deus ex Machina Pokemon
- Can inflict many status effects on his opponent by his visage alone. Prone to quick changes in mood.
TROPES THAT I BELIEVE SUIT ME:
- Nice Hat - according to most tropers
- Chaotic Neutral
- Go Mad from the Revelation / Bored with Insanity - YUP
- Tall, Dark, and Snarky - Only when i'm in the mood
- Slasher Smile - Well...◊
- Fascinating Eyebrow
- Lean and Mean - To the extreme.
- Large Ham - SANDVICH IS PERFECT FOOD FOR KILLING TINY COWARDS.
Things I enjoy:
- The Whitest Kids U Know
- Team Fortress 2
- The Angry Video Game Nerd
- Courage The Cowardly Dog
- Ed Edd And Eddy
- Christopher Walken
- Edgar Allan Poe
- Nine Inch Nails
- Abney Park
TROPES OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVE SUIT ME:
- Double Reverse Quadruple Agent
- Master of Disguise: Why else would you be Spy? - Balmung
- Nice Hat
- Celebrity Resemblance - David Tennant and/or Richard Hammond.
- Moe - A rare male example in Real Life.
VANDALISM (YOU CRAZY KIDS)
Well, going by your name, I must assume you're a real pain. - Mister Always
You're mad! Mad I say!! Chabal 2
-Steals hat- Rumetzen
Guess who added Moe. You are too cute when you put on a sad face.
I will keep using your best slasher faces for my avatars. Here's to the most entertaining thing on the Photos thread. - Krrackknut.
Slenderman is still fricking scary D= -Spooky Mask
Splendorman strikes! - Kraken
Oh, how's my cute little Blaine...who's a cute little Tropermon? You are, yes you are! XD - Keybreak
HELLO :D Nice page. - Compassionate Sadist
- Thank you! I could say the same for yours. -Blaine
There's something about Katy Perry's single "Teenage Dream" that I can't quite put my finger on, but it sounds like it just might be the greatest commercial song of this year, which is weird because the lyrics are complete and utter shit; it's not even trying to be the least bit ironic about authentically replicating the garbage a real naive seventeen-year-old girl would be saying and thinking with a boy, not to mention how impossible it is to take Perry seriously as an actual Real Life person. Go ahead and tell someone you know that Katy Perry is a real person, and I guarantee that they won't believe you. This is a serious anomaly that I can't figure out. —Sean Murray I
- OK THEN. —Blaine The M0n 0
I'M VANDALIZING YOUR PAGE
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT —Zenith
NO, YOUR PRIVACY! ~Bella
Hey do you smell smoke? ~Kuro Fox
*Looks at ashes* Aww, Neko or someone got here first. Oh well, coffee? *raises flask* - Bisected8
- WHY CAN'T MY PAGE HAVE NICE THINGS. -BlaineTheM0n0
- You'd be a pretty FUN and COOL guy if your handle DIDN'T GIVE ME NIGHTMARES, jerk!
The faeries were in your page. Stealing your nice things. - Stolen By Faeries
Leaving my signature everywhere... that's the goal at least. - Amused Troper Guy
You are such a pain, and that is the truth. *grins* - Rat Of Steel