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"My wrath is as fearsome as my countenance is splendid."
The Angel, Angels in America

"You are the luckiest people in the world! You get to look at ME!"
Abe Simpson, as his wrestling persona Glamorous Godfrey, The Simpsons

Goku Black: They don't seem to be listening to you at all.
Future Zamasu: I'm just being self-absorbed. It doesn't matter if no one's listening.
Goku Black: I see. How truly god-like.

"Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It's considered to be quite the mastery of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn't easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note... But let's not—pardon me for being so blunt—let's not forget the fact that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tapped to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it's just...asinine."

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough,
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny!
Send your armies, but they'll never be enough,
My shell's too tough, Maui man!
Tamatoa, from an excerpt from Shiny, Moana

The personification of beauty on the outside but rot within, Sigvald rides at the head of an army of utterly devoted followers who would give their lives for him without a second thought. His elite bodyguard bear mirrored shields so that Sigvald might bask in his own divine glory, and dozens of exotic females attend to his every desire. His baroque armour remains forever untarnished by age or the tiniest fleck of dirt, and warm perfumed air surrounds him even during the fiercest blizzard. He has defeated warriors twice his size with a contemptuous flick of his rapier, for Sigvald The Magnificent is the chosen son of Slaanesh, his every wish granted in exchange for an eternity of depravity.
Warhammer: Warriors Of Chaos Army Book (7th edition)

I shall be the last thing you see. Lucky you.
Aurelion Sol, League of Legends

If my hairline is messed up, I will bring these things back to life and kill them all over again.
Eliot, The Magicians

Trying to take my spotlight?
I'm like a rose, frozen in ice!
Tundra Man, Mega Man 11

I am an artist, you see, X. An artist of underwater combat! But no one has recognized that fact. Not until now.
Launch Octopus, Mega Man: Maverick Hunter X

I will smite the worthless vermin down below... Lord Weil came up with a plan as beautiful as myself. All ugly things must bow down before me.
Pegasolta Eclair, Mega Man Zero 4

Catrina: You...you disgusting cow. You wretched piece of gutter sputum! Marring this perfect body is unforgivable!
Spitfire: Perfect? You're a high eight at best. Well, closer to a seven now. I'd still do you, but I wouldn't brag about it afterward. Kind of a "I'm bored on a Friday" sort of lay.
Catrina: Laugh for the few moments you have left, Quincy. I was hoping to give you a beautiful death, but now it will simply be brutal. Gran Rey Cero!

"I am strong. I am wise. I am lovely. And most importantly, I am right! ...Me! No one else!"

"We are the purest of all. We can do no wrong."
Flawless Host catechism, Warhammer 40,000

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