Quotes / Lost Food Grievance

"You miserable little engine! Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I shall have to cook some more!"

— The Stationmaster's wife, Thomas & Friends, "Thomas Comes to Breakfast"

"Nothing ticks me off more than when people try to steal my food!"

— Ash Ketchum numerous times throughout the series, Pokémon: The Series

"I don't care who they are—Nobody touches my food!"

— Charmy Pappitson, Black Clover

"My ice cream cone! That was a mistake, buddy!"

— Sweet Tooth, PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

"Something sweet would calm him down, so he reached into his pocket and took out a Chocolate Coconut Bomb Bar he'd grabbed when he got back to the Playground. He tore it open and chomped down with delight. Yum! It was like heaven inside his mouth, and he was starting to feel better when, suddenly, with a hand faster than lightning, Ms. Dove snatched the treat from his hand and tossed it into the wastebasket next to her desk. Flinch shrank back in horror. His treat was covered in paper clips, dust balls, and a few thumbtacks. It took every ounce of self-control not to shriek."

— N.E.R.D.S., The Villain Virus

"Did you see what she did to my candy? What kind of a heartless person throws away a perfectly good Coconut Bomb Bar?"

— Flinch, N.E.R.D.S., The Villain Virus

"I just had a terrible thought, Scoob. What if the food's gone, too?!"

— Shaggy Rogers, Scooby-Doo

"LORI, YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU ATE MY FUCKING SANDWICH, YOU CUM-GUZZLING SLUT!"

— Lincoln Loud, Lincoln is Dumb

"What about the ice cream? It's going to melt! Waaahaaa!"

— Loys Bedoys, Roys Bedoys, "It's a Blackout, Roys Bedoys!"

"After I saw the box was gone, I went into the den. He'd finished it all. There was (blows her nose) milk dripping down his chin. My own brother!"

— Dora Winifred "D.W." Read, Arthur, "Cereal"

"Where's my chocolate bar? Mommy, Roys Bedoys ate my chocolate bar! Waaaaa!"

— Loys Bedoys, Roys Bedoys, "No Stealing, Roys Bedoys!"

"Hmmm, I really want one of those mac 'n' cheese bites, but Lincoln's gonna have a conniption."

— Luan Loud, The Loud House, "A Fridge Too Far"

"Hey, these are watermelon seeds. MY watermelon seeds! SLIMER!! Slimer!"

— Peter Venkman, The Real Ghostbusters, "Janine's Genie"

"Well, I feel like having a cookie, too, you know. And I had a cookie, but I gave it to you. And now, I guess, I'm just sad, that's all."

— Ernie, Sesame Street

Patrick: You stole my candy bar!
SpongeBob: No, I didn't!
Patrick: Oh, so that's how it is, huh? Once a thief, always a thief!
SpongeBob: You ate yours. This is mine!
Patrick: You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Life of Crime"

Daffy Duck: My friendship with Porky is over!
Bugs Bunny: What?
Daffy: He ate my french fries!
Bugs: What french fries?
Daffy: The ones that came with my sandwich!
Bugs: He probably thought they were for the table.
Daffy: They were not for the table! They were my fries! They came with my sandwich! You want fries? Order fries. But you do not take someone else's fries! That is a garbage move! Porky is a piece! Of! GARBAGE!

— The Looney Tunes Show, "French Fries"

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine.
But, you ate them. Yeah, you ate my fries,
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.

Daddy, do you even love me?
Well, I wish you'd show it, 'cause I wouldn't know it.
What kind of dad eats his daughter's fries, and doesn't even look her in the eyes?
Daddy, there were tears there. If you saw them, would you even care?

— Marceline, Adventure Time, "It Came from the Nightosphere"

Just then, Miracle's luck ran out.
Her raincoat was hanging right over the radiator! And all of her Fudgettes had melted into one big chocolate blob.
Knock! Knock! Knock! went Miss Harmony on the girls' room door.
Miracle melted down under one of the sinks.

— Kindergators: Miracle Melts Down

"NOOOOOOOOO! Mi tortaaaaa!"

— Amethyst, Steven Universe

Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonaaaard!
Leonard: Never opened... never enjoyed...

— Food Fight

"It took losing something I truly loved for me to see that the target on my back was bigger than I thought."

— Harley Quinn regarding her breakfast sandwich, Birds of Prey (2020)

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