- "You're not gonna get any stupider so don't worry. You're the most expensive idiot, human technology could assemble!" -Shirogane Takeru, 12/30/2001
- The followup: "Whaaaaat!? Apologize to Kouzuki-senseiii!"
- UN Undersecretary Tamase's visit in Unlimited and Alternative.
- "Well, I would like to have some grandchildren in the near future. Do. You. Not. Agree!? Wahahahahaha...!"
- At which point Takeru is carried off bodily by an enraged Ayamine, Meiya, and Sakaki.
- Tamase is pretty much like this in every world. In Extra, he as a moustache which must be seen to be believed.
- Even though it happens fairly often, you can't help but giggle every time Sumika beats the crap out of Takeru.
- Ayamine is pretty much made of this in all her non-serious scenes, especially when trolling Takeru or ruffling Sakaki's feathers.
- Yuuko generally has one or two of these moments, mostly in Extra but once or twice in Unlimited and Alternative. Generally having to do with costumes, either the ones she dresses Marimo in, or her own ridiculous Christmas costume in Unlimited.
- An unintentional example, but much of the Gratuitous English in Alternative, including the opening cutscene itself.
- Unlimited's But Thou Must! "choice" during the Game Guy scene.1) Just make something up! Whatever!2) Just play it off or something!! I dunno!!3) Think of an excuse!! No matter how stupid!!!4) Just bullshit something! Who cares!?5) Pull something outta my ass, goddammit!!
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