Fanfic / Mi Tru Lov

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Mi Tru Lov is a Hetalia: Axis Powers fanfic.The fanfic follows a 14-year-old Japanese girl named Kawaiilyn Sugoi. After her sister Bajin tells her that she is not kawaii, she jumps into a mysterious portal. From thereon, we see Kawaiilyn arrive and take to life in the Hetalia world, which includes but by no means is limited to: fangirling over the main characters before falling in love with Japan; befriending the canon characters; becoming involved in efforts to stop her cousins Vommy and Snoteleks teaming up with Russia to kill the other nations and gaining elemental powers.The spelling of the fanfic is notoriously poor, despite the alleged help of the author's "fren bey". It has progressively worsened as the fic has continued, with only a few unintelligible words in the first chapter compared to a large part of the 13th chapter becoming unreadable. Perhaps the only existing critique of this fic, updated with every new chapter, can be found here. It is confirmed by the author to be a "satirical fiction".

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Mi tru lov contains examples of:

• Accidental Misnaming: America is constantly referred to as Murcia, a region in Spain.
• A Child Shall Lead Them: Kawaiilyn is 14, only just arrived in the Hetalia world, and she's already implied to be the leader of the fight against Vommy and Snoteleks.
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Chapter 14.
  Kawaiilyn: he sint moss cow to kil mwh, hurt meh frinds n maryied neh coousin.
• Big "NO!": Occurs in chapter four, only it's misspelt as ''"moooooo!"''
  • Also, when Kawaiilyn finds out that Russia is going to marry one of her cousins:
    Kawaiilyn: SNERTLEKTES NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
• Brother–Sister Incest: Moscow reveals that Russia promised to marry her if she ambushed and killed Japan and Kawaiilyn. Luckily, it never goes further than this, as Moscow "woz si shicked she dyed!!!!" when Kawaiilyn is revealed to be the "''asmter ojf all tche velemetns''". Whatever that is.

• Department of Redundancy Department: "Eye woke upp on the flor. as ii woke up, I was on da flor."
  • "it was in Japanese but i know japanoise as I am japoniose and my parents taught me japapnois so i speak jaipennese."
  • "as i read the let, it red"
  • "thro da foret to da hose to you left. the hose on you left is were we r. "
  • Kawaillyn reiterates three times in chapter two that she cried because she was shocked.
  • This occurs several times in chapter 7, in instances such as this:
    "YELLL!" we ol yelled
• Elemental Hair Colors: Bajin is a redhead with fire powers.
• Elemental Powers: Vommy, Snoteleks, Russia, Kawaiilyn, Bajin and Moscow.
• Gratuitous French: "je work" , or "je worke", assuming that "worker" is even a verb.
  • "I" is often misspelt as "je".
  • "repomdre me". Even the Gratuitous French is riddled with Rouge Angles of Satin.
• Gratuitous Foreign Language: A rare Proto-Indo-European example. "Sister" is misspelt as "swésor", which is the Proto-Indo-European term for a female sibling.
• Gratuitous German:
  • At the end of chapter 10.
    den she waved her hund, and I eas frei!
  • "sie" is used instead of "she" in chapter 11.
• Gratuitous Japanese: Random lines of dialogue are in Japanese, some rendered in the Latin alphabet and others not.
  • There is one instance of Japan's Japanese switching alphabets halfway through:
    Japan: Damare, イングランド、親愛なるばか!
  • Utsukushiniji and Kawaiilyn have a conversation that's almost entirely in what's supposed to be Japanese.
• Info Dump: Kawaiilyn explaining her backstory to the canon characters.
  • The clothing description at the end of chapter 12 comes out of seemingly nowhere. Japan and Kawaiilyn have just seen a tolfig jump out of the bushes, and then we're treated to a description of what they're wearing.
    I woz wareing a a blvack srhiot whchi said "girls qare gru8" fon fit, a zhet bliwcj skirt, a brwno scarf, lbue ohess, tights withh a corsett fron tand ya bracylxet. he [Japan] woz in his militittie uniform.
• Insane Troll Logic: Whilst Japan is performing a Take That, Critics! by saying that Kawaiilyn is a proper character, he says that anyone who disagrees with him is a "racerist" as he is Japanese.
• Long-Lost Relative: Vommy and Snoteleks. Kawaiilyn doesn't seem to know a lot about them, other than the fact that they're her cousins who somehow manifested in the Hetalia world before her.
• Love Dodecahedron: Between Kawaiilyn and pretty much every canon character mentioned.
• Meet the In-Laws: When Kawaiilyn finds out that Russia is planning to marry Snoteleks, or Vommy, if she "profess 2 be betah in da night". She doesn't take too well to the idea of Russia being her "coosin in lah".
• Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls
• New Powers as the Plot Demands: Kawaiilyn discovers that she can control air, earth, fire, water and lightning in chapter 13, just so she can break herself free from the earth Moscow has used to pin her to a tree. There is absolutely no foreshadowing whatsoever.
• Out-of-Character Moment: Pretty much every canon character with a line of dialogue.

• Perfectly Cromulent Word: "covfefe" is used as a misspelling of coffee many times in chapter 7.
  • "somebloke"
  • "smileyly"
  • "tolfig"
• Right for the Wrong Reasons: Kawaiilyn uses what could be counted as Insane Troll Logic to deduce that the portal is to the Hetalia world: she's arguing with her sister, and a random portal appears because Reality Is Out to Lunch, so it must be to the Hetalia world. She is somehow right.
  • She also implies that Bajin is dead with almost no evidence to support her theory. England confirms that it's likely that she will die, but they don't have to worry, as Bajin goes to join Vommy and Snoteleks after waking up.
• Rouge Angles of Satin: Pretty much the entire fic.
  • England is the worst example of this when it comes to names, having his name misspelt as "pengland" , "etnalgand", "englnad", "Englejn", "ngla", "nglen", and "ngland". There is only one instance of it being spelled correctly.
  • Japan is referred to as "jpan", "jaan", "jpn", "jpane", "jpern" and "jpen" with two instances of correct spellings.
  • Many characters have one or no correct spellings to their names at all.
  • Snoteleks' name is misspelt as "seokenjtls" the second time it's mentioned.
  • "Konnichiwa" is misspelt as "knihcia", ironically when Japan says it.
  • Several words and phrases in the fic are completely unintelligible, such as "ja d gke." "prostitute e gud ladder" "(her sister could assist)she would represent(be/act as)a good leader" and "ranke" "France".
  • "rememememememememememebered"
  • Many examples of this also fall under Accidental Innuendo. For instance, we have such gems as "militittie", "dong nut" and "cum on".
• Sdrawkcab Name: "Snoteleks" is obviously "skeletons" backwards.
• Shaped Like Itself: Kawaiilyn describes Tokyo as wearing "a dress tht woz the came color as tje dres she wore".
• Take That, Critics!: Chapter 13.
  Kawaiilyn: den I kant b a su BIG BOOK FO MARIY SOOS YOR STOOOID REVIYU WOZ WRON¬¬¬¬!!!!!!!1!
• Technicolor Eyes: Kawaiilyn has hetereochromia: one eye is black and the other is red.

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