Entries that make you go "Lol"

This is where we talk about things on the site that we find incredibly amusing and intelligent.

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So, as a counterpoint to the other thread, this is where we talk about entries that we find incredibly amusing and intelligent. To start us out, I present the entirety of Real Life, which had me cracking up when I first read it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on May 29th 2023 at 9:30:10 AM

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world

Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar

#2026: Oct 2nd 2014 at 7:59:36 PM

The page picture and caption of Best Served Cold is genius.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters

Pirate AND writer!

#2027: Oct 3rd 2014 at 3:55:27 AM

The entry for Hell Hotel on the Tom Waits page.

Looking for some stories?

Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012

#2028: Oct 4th 2014 at 10:09:04 AM

The description of The Beast of Yucca Flats.

Psychobabble6 from the spark of Westeros Since: May, 2011

#2029: Oct 4th 2014 at 10:36:34 PM

I like how the Griefer page had to be locked, but not before three examples were added. What a sad page.

And if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know.

BearyScary from Dreamland Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!

#2030: Oct 4th 2014 at 10:54:56 PM

The image caption for Animeland is an unexpected delight. It's a pie chart with a surprising element making up the least of it.

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

MissMokushiroku Ace Gamer from Atlanta, Georgia, USA Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free

Ace Gamer

#2031: Oct 6th 2014 at 12:44:27 PM

From Compound-Interest Time Travel Gambit (emphasis mine):

A strange case of banking and time travel is possible in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Link has the ability to rewind time 72 hours before a certain point in-game time, and predictably, when he rewinds time he loses all of the money he accumulated during that 3-day period. Fortunately for Link, the hub city's bank is apparently temporally insured, since the banker stamps Link's account balance on his hand, and this stamp never fades or disappears with the rewinding of time. Realistically, this should mean the complete destabilization of the city's economy, since the money deposited at the end of the 3-day cycle technically does not exist at the beginning of the cycle, but most people are probably more worried about the moon falling out of orbit than they are about time-travel based banking scams.

aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love

Mario's not the only Wonder here.

#2032: Oct 6th 2014 at 6:47:08 PM

That saving system was way too weird for me to wrap my head around, but I immediately understood the Fridge Logic behind that banking system. I could not have said it better myself.

edited 6th Oct '14 6:47:33 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014

#2033: Oct 6th 2014 at 8:19:51 PM

From the Narm section of Middleearth Shadow Of Mordor...

Certain Nemesis Uruk names can invoke this as well, with certain Fail O'Suckyname selections.

War Chant: DUSH! DUSH! DUSH!

edited 6th Oct '14 8:20:48 PM by DuneTheWanderer

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!

#2034: Oct 10th 2014 at 6:48:34 PM

From Comic Books:

Alternatively, Mysterio, the trickster, as the Evil Genius and Vulture, an old geezer with the terrifying power of flying, as the Dark Chick.

Someone has an excellent sense of sarcasm.

edited 10th Oct '14 6:49:12 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else

SmytheOrdo Wide Eyed Wonderman from In The Mountains Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Wide Eyed Wonderman

#2035: Oct 22nd 2014 at 5:11:10 PM

OK, Too Spicy For Yog Sogoth gave me quite an interesting mental image. Picture Cthulhu picking up a guy and popping the poor schmuck into his mouth. Then immediately after his eyes grow wide. Suddenly a tea kettle noise sounds off and the creatures eyes turn bloodshot red, the images of mushroom clouds form in them, and he spits them out with Blazing Hellfire Inferno Sauce visuals. The guy gets up, dusts himself off, and simply shrugs in indifference as Cthulhu searches for the nearest body of water, while howling "OHGODWHYITBURNS!!!"

edited 22nd Oct '14 5:11:31 PM by SmytheOrdo

David Bowie 1947-2016

MikeK 3 microphones forever from in the aeroplane over the sea Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Made of Love

3 microphones forever

#2036: Oct 22nd 2014 at 7:33:27 PM

The caption to the page image from Winky Dink.

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.

SmytheOrdo Wide Eyed Wonderman from In The Mountains Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Wide Eyed Wonderman

#2037: Oct 22nd 2014 at 10:34:52 PM

ahahaha

David Bowie 1947-2016

Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!

Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)

#2038: Oct 28th 2014 at 1:39:19 PM

Quotes.Gotterdammerung:

Sic transit gloria mundi...^note

- A Canticle for Leibowitz

Check the note.

edited 28th Oct '14 1:40:21 PM by Noaqiyeum

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

aNinjaWithAIDS Mario's not the only Wonder here. from Animal Town Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love

Mario's not the only Wonder here.

#2039: Oct 28th 2014 at 7:22:26 PM

"There's nothing worse than an enlightened idiot." — Rita Mordio from Tales of Vesperia

"and what parts of me aren't big enough for you?" — Rita again in this skit. ^note

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again

so i made a new avatar

#2040: Nov 3rd 2014 at 7:22:18 PM

From The Big List of Booboos and Blunders:

From numerous Sailor Moon fics: "Burning Mandella". Rei does not ignite the former president of South Africa and throw him at her target.

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

Still just awesome like that

#2041: Nov 5th 2014 at 1:40:21 PM

On The Score, I really want to imagine a stuffy college professor throwing this out there in the middle of a lecture:

Diner Brawl: In a skit before "Fu-Gee-La" a Chinese restaurant owner starts a fight with two men whom he suspects to be "bitch-ass niggers".

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.

DrFurball Two-bit blockhead from The House of the Rising Sun Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied

Two-bit blockhead

#2042: Nov 7th 2014 at 11:10:52 PM

The header on top of the YMMV page for The Big Lebowski.

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again

so i made a new avatar

#2043: Nov 7th 2014 at 11:24:42 PM

Heh, I just got it.

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

Still just awesome like that

#2044: Nov 12th 2014 at 1:45:18 PM

I may or may not be a horrible person for laughing at this bit from The Wizard:

Hollywood Psychology: Apparently going through a traumatic incident gives you severe autism. Yeah.

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.

Parable State of Mind from California (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero

State of Mind

#2045: Nov 12th 2014 at 2:47:18 PM

I read the "Yeah" in Helen Parr's voice from The Incredibles.

"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim

PurpleDalek Since: Sep, 2011

#2046: Nov 16th 2014 at 11:18:23 AM

I found this on Doctor Who's Radar page:

When Tom Baker appeared in-character on Swap Shop (in a special feature available on the "The Hand of Fear" DVD), he managed to sneak one in while being interviewed by a caller who kept stammering:

Child: How big... how long... how big is your...!

Tom Baker: (glances up towards the camera with a shocked and offended expression)

Child: ...Police Box on the inside...

I laughed so hard.

edited 16th Nov '14 11:18:33 AM by PurpleDalek

SmytheOrdo Wide Eyed Wonderman from In The Mountains Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Wide Eyed Wonderman

#2047: Nov 16th 2014 at 12:43:46 PM

^Ha, same reaction here

David Bowie 1947-2016

BearyScary from Dreamland Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Chocolate!

#2048: Nov 22nd 2014 at 11:15:10 PM