Don't Try It
Johnny is a serial killer in this one. Although he doesn't know it.
Because no one answered it the last time...
Frank Miller's The Adventures of Tintin.
edited 16th Sep '15 3:48:32 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Forever a hoopy food
Gritty and dark. Plus Tintin's dog becomes a German shepherd.
Sapphire and Steel written by Russell T. Davies.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Complete Arse(nal)
It would become a complex social commentary on the nature of Time and how humanity responds to it, filled with deep, meaningful lines.
Choose one from my other multiple choice. Which everyone ignored. 
edited 17th Sep '15 3:03:27 AM by 434411423124222344
Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat
It is completely ununderstandable verbose ramblings about how a single day is so much in the life of a human yet so little in the life of the immortal. (Ulysses and Twilight)
Cardcaptor Sakura written by Gen Urobuchi
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How sweet it is
The story takes a tragic turn. Also, Sakura wears a suit and uses a pistol instead of a wand.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, as a Bara.
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La Lézarde
Captain Jack, Will, and Davy Jones are now a lot bigger and muscular. There's Jack X Jones subtext.
Yoshi's Story as adapted by Don Bluth.
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Just as an FYI, a theoretical Yoshi's Story movie by Don Bluth would have been produced after the "DIABEETUS" Executive Meddling era. Anastasia (which was a return to form, so to speak) was released the same year.
edited 18th Sep '15 2:13:29 PM by kablammin45
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
Forever a hoopy food
-vomits everywhere-
The Five Doctors as a romance novel?
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Don't Try It
All the perils Yoshi and Baby Mario go through nearly kills them. But they have a happy ending.
American McGee's Super Mario Brothers.
edited 18th Sep '15 2:10:08 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
I like noises.
Mario is brought back to life through an unholy Toad ritual to defeat a cybernetically modified Bowser who captures citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom and mutates them into his unwilling servants. The major plot twist is that Bowser himself is a brainwashed minion of Luigi, who previously killed Mario out of envy and decided to become the new ruler of the land. Also Peach isn't really a useless Dumb Blonde but acts like one to repress the memories of her parents dying at the hands of Bowser.
Game Grumps with Pewdiepie instead of Danny.
edited 18th Sep '15 4:49:59 PM by Small_Mess
Nonsense is better than no sense at all.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
It gets less sexy, but much more popular among the bro army.
Up as a horror movie.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Carl is deluding himself into imaging the events of the entire movie to justify committing suicide to be with Ellie.
Game of Thrones written and produced entirely by its own fanbase.
My AO3. Results may vary
Forever a hoopy food
I said The Five Doctors as a romance novel, right?
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
How sweet it is
The Fifth Doctor was looking for love advice when he encountered his previous incarnations. He wanted to confess his love to his companion, but Cannot Spit It Out. The previous incarnations try to help him out so he can have the courage to confess.
WarioWare as a soap opera.
edited 19th Sep '15 2:05:55 PM by Berrenta
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All of the characters form a massive Love Dodecahedron, with relationships forming and breaking within days due to the ways everyone's personalities clash.
Future Card Buddyfight, the pencil-and-paper RPG.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
It's like a classic Yu Gi Oh tabletop RP. But set in the Vanguard Card Fight universe.
Super Mario 64, the Broadway Musical.
Forever a hoopy food
Includes the hit songs "I've Baked a Cake" and "Ghosts Don't DIE!" and featuring the Award-Bait Song which is the Triumphant Reprise of "I've Baked a Cake" but instead entitled "You Get the Cake".
A British version of Baywatch.
edited 21st Sep '15 1:20:26 AM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
"Team Ken, baby"
They all get hypothermia from running around half naked.
Steven Universe as an R-rated slasher film.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
The Crystal gems were turned into a monstrous Cluster Gem after losing to Homeworld. Now the monster has been released, and it's up to Steven, now an adult, to stop the Crystal Cluster.
xkcd as a sitcom.
edited 21st Sep '15 6:23:46 AM by StarBee
Lovely Legilimens
It's like The Big Bang Theory, only nerdier.
Breaking Bad, the Scholastic Learn-to-Read book.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
La Lézarde
This is Walter. He is a teacher at school.
He teaches chemistry. Walter loves to watch his students learn.
One day, Walter becomes sick. He is very sick and can't be cured. Walter says: "I need to make sure my family has enough money."
So Walter and his friend Jesse begin to make and sell drugs.
This made the police very angry. They wanted Walter and Jesse to stop. But Walter said: "No." So Walter and Jesse keep making drugs.
Needless to say, the book doesn't stay in schools very long and causes a huge controversy from angry parents.
A Regular Show movie as directed by Adam Sandler.
edited 21st Sep '15 9:46:03 AM by kablammin45
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
Don't Try It
Adam Sandler and Kevin James provide the voices of the leads, and there's a lot more crude humor.
Atlas Shrugged narrated by Darren "Devvo" Devonshire
Context: This is Devvo
edited 22nd Sep '15 6:17:02 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
The huge speech is turned into a rap song. Or he falls asleep from boredom. One of the two.
Wuthering Heights as a superhero movie.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
How sweet it is
Catherine is a Damsel in Distress, and Heathcliff learns he has a special ability that will help him save her from an unforeseen monster.
The Legend of Zelda as a Bullet Hell shooter.
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Play as Link fighting Ganon who continuously throwing horrible things you hate in rapid intensity: Tingle, Zelda's new nose and... NAVI'S VOICE.
Yu-Gi-Oh! as a crime drama.
edited 27th Sep '15 6:02:57 PM by shatterstar
The cul-de-sac is in a Crapsack World, and the kids encounter a lot of sadism. And the occasional Doomy Dooms of Doom.
Johnny Bravo as a horror flick
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