Webcomic: Strong Female Protagonist
My name is Alison Green. I'm nineteen years old, I'm invincible, I'm stronger than any human being who has ever lived, and I have no idea what the fuck I am doing.
Alison Green is the former superheroine Mega-Girl. Key word, former. After deciding that superheroes can't really make a difference in the world when it's not giant robots and evil masterminds, Alison goes into retirement in order to focus on her college education and figure out just what she wants out of life.
Her old team, the Guardians, are still a peripheral part of her life. Pintsize can't quite handle that the heroic age isn't what the comic books made it out to be. Sonar retired to the private sector after a few years as well. Moonshadow felt like she had to take up the slack after Mega Girl quit the team, and has built up no small amount of resentment against Alison as a result.
Alison's little sister Jennifer is having a hard time coping with a superpowered older sister, and Alison is just trying to do her own thing with the shadow of her own superheroic celebrity hanging over her head.
- Updates Tuesdays and Fridays
This work includes examples of the following tropes:
- Absurdly Sharp Blade: Cleaver's arms.
- Action Girl: Alison was one as Mega Girl; she sort of finds herself still doing action girl things as the situation calls for it.
- A Dog Ate My Homework: A younger Alison tried to invoke this with her dog once. Her dad overheard and joked that he'd be willing to eat it instead.
Alison's dad: What is it, Math or English? English gives me indigestion!
- A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Nearly all of Paladin's attempts to create a genuine AI end in what she sees as failure, since they all develop bizarre personality quirks that make their behavior completely incomprehensible to humans. A few of them simply commit suicide as well.
- All of the Other Reindeer: With a few exceptions, Alison's former peers in superheroics haven't taken kindly to her decision to retire. This seems to have extended to some of the supervillains as well.
- Alt Text: Which can fall into providing important background information.
- Ambiguously Evil: Patrick. He seems to be retired, yet someone is running around in his old costume. And he's definitely still up to something behind Alison's back.
- Arc Words: "Thinking of You".
- Ascended Fanboy: Hector aka Pintsize. He was a comic book geek before he discovered his powers, used them as a manual to operate as a superhero, and still reads them to the present day.
- Pintsize has an AI he calls Alfred, who calls him "Master Pintsize."
- Badass: Feral. She uses her super-healing to perpetually donate her organs over and over and over again, despite the fact that anaesthesia doesn't work on her, and will continue to do so for the rest of her (very long) natural life.
- Bait and Switch: A dark version. At the beginning of chapter 4, Alison gets a phone call with bad news. Alison heads home in a hurry, and a series of flashbacks ensue in which Alison's dog features prominently, leading the reader to believe that the bad news is that her dog has died, and she's reminiscing about the good times she had with him. When she gets home, the reader learns that the dog died weeks ago, and the bad news is that her father has cancer.
- Blessed with Suck:
- Cleaver's blades are metastasized cancer cells, with more of them inside his body than out. If his powers don't kill him, the rest of his life will be intensely painful.
- And he doesn't have hands.
- Also, Feral's amazing healing factor makes her immune to anesthetics.
- Blood Knight: Alison, though she's not happy about it.
Alison: I love fighting. I love the blood, I love the heat, I love breaking shit. It's the only thing I've ever been good at, and the fact that it never makes anything better just fucking kills me.
- Catch Phrase: As Mega Girl, Alison's catchphrase was "You look like you could use a pick-me-up!" (usually said while literally picking up giant robots). She seems a little embarrassed when she hears it in the present day from an action figure of herself.
- Cat Girl: Feral's got the eyes, if not the ears or the personality.
- Chronic Hero Syndrome: Despite her retirement and doubts over what she wants to do with her life, Alison still can't stop herself from helping people.
- Deconstruction: Of Superheroes. Many teen heroes, Alison included, retire from superhero-ing once they realize that the problems of the world are too complex to be solved with their powers. Alison is pretty much a classic Flying Brick who realizes that being able to punch things really hard doesn't solve as many problems as she wished it could. Likewise, Patrick is a classic Supervillain who eventually discovers that Taking Over The World is an unrealistic, and frankly boring, goal, especially when there are more subtle forces for evil in the world that are frankly doing a better job than he ever did at it...
- Do Not Adjust Your Set: Menace used this trope to interrupt the presidential announcement of the existence of people like him and declare his intent to Take Over the World.
- Differently Powered Individual: The term used here is "biodynamic."
- Disproportionate Retribution: In a flashback, Feral kisses Alison... and is punched out the nearest window in response. They end up laughing it off.
- Dramatically Missing the Point:
Mega-Girl: I've been in the Pentagon like four times, but I'm not really even sure what the Pentagon does! I'm supposed to fight crime, but I don't even know how laws get passed! I mean, truth justice and the American Way? I stopped taking social studies when I was fifteen! I grew up in Westchester, and have never travelled anywhere else without this stupid domino mask on my face! Am I the only one who's scared that people are looking to me for answers just because I can lift a car over my head? This is crazy!
Reporter: Did...did you just reveal that you grew up in Westchester, New York?
- Dirty Mind-Reading: Alison invokes this trope by thinking dirty thoughts when traveling with Patrick. While Alison was just doing it for fun, Patrick looks genuinely troubled by it. Considering how he describes how he experiences his telepathy, she may as well have been forcing her hand down his pants.
- The Dreaded: Alison herself, and she does not like it one bit.
- Evil All Along: When Alison comes to Patrick to ask for help finding Mary Kim, he actually degrades into a long-winded speech about what he's been doing, his way of seeing human life and even admitting he had people killed just because it amused him. The whole thing basically comes off that Patrick never stopped being a supervillain. He just changed how he does his villainy.
- Fantastic Racism: There's at least one registered hate group based around attacking people with superpowers (usually, as Alison notes, they only attack those who aren't decent fighters.
- Fantastic Slurs: "Nef" for people with superpowers, apparently derived from the word "Nephilim". note
- Flashback: The story makes extensive use of these to introduce characters and plot points.
- Fate Worse Than Death: Feral willingly signs up to use her regenerating powers in order to be treated like a perpetual organ donor. Due to her powers immediately rejecting any foreign object, she can't even be anesthetized for the process, which is implied to go on 24/7 for the length of what will be her very, very long life.
- Friendly Enemy: Alison is pretty close friends with Patrick, aka Menace, her former archfoe.
- Freudian Excuse: Why is Professor Cohen so mean to Alison? She's unintentionally responsible for the death of his husband.
- Gadgeteer Genius: Paladin.
- Good Thing You Can Heal: Happened to Feral a lot.
- Hannibal Lecture:
- The whole reason Alison starting doubting herself and went into retirement is because she was on the receiving end of one of these. In an odd twist, Alison doesn't hold it against the guy who did it and considers him a close friend.
- Cohen gets his share in as well.
- Heart Is an Awesome Power: Patrick mentions people who could communicate with diseases, or provide unlimited energy. They were carefully and quietly killed before anyone even knew about super heroes.
- Healing Factor: Other than her claws and catlike eyes, this appears to be Feral's sole mutation, amped up to the point that, in a flashback, we see her getting riddled with bullets and puking them back up, and a bit later in the same flashback, getting a katana shoved through her forehead only makes her a bit groggy and speech-slurred until it's removed. Then there's the events of the Fate Worse Than Death entry below, as well as her being set on fire until she's a charred and withered husk, which she recovers from within a couple minutes.
- Heel-Face Turn: Patrick, aka Menace, has one of these once he discovers the conspiracy that killed off the various supers that could have literally saved the world from poverty, disease, and so on, back when they were still children. It made his "For the Evulz" villainy (and the tights-wearing superheroes he clashed with) seem childish.
- Heroic BSOD: Alison has a pretty serious one after learning that she accidentally killed Cohen's husband. Not helped by the fact that she's also sporting a serious head wound that makes it hard to think straight. She had a minor, albeit prolonged, one after her chat with Menace/Patrick, which lead her to reveal her identity live on television and quit being a super hero.
- In a Single Bound: When Alison is late, she just kind of...hops to class.
- Improbable Age: Paladin – head of the Robotics Department of the New School at age 21. Of course, thanks to her biodynamic power, she's been doing groundbreaking research since she was 15.
- Incredible Shrinking Man: Who goes by the appropriate (if unimpressive) name "Pintsize".
- Innocently Insensitive: Alison's friend Violet.
- Played straight: Violet asks a DJ to play "Bulletproof" at a club because she thinks Alison would like it (despite Alison famously taking off her mask and quitting superheroing on national television). When Alison asks to leave, Violet cheerfully suggests the girlfriends all get little tattoos, having forgotten that Alison literally can't be cut to get the tattoo.
- Subverted: Violet gets extra brave at protests knowing Alison is there and has powers to protect her if things go badly.
- Kill It with Fire: A mutant hater tries to kill Feral this way.
- Knight Templar: Moonshadow.
Why us? What did we ever do to you? Moonshadow:
I'm a superhero. It's not about me. You're evil. You kill people. Mercenary: So do you. Moonshadow:
Yeah. But I do it for free.
- Lady Swears-A-Lot: Alison's got a pretty foul mouth, to say the least.
- Manipulative Bastard: Patrick uses his mind-reading to control people. He does not have mind-control, but everyone thinks he does. He just figures out what motivates them and uses it to manipulate them.
- More Than Mind Control "The idea that I would need mind control to get people to do what I need them to is, frankly, insulting. If you can hear someone's darkest desire and see their entire memory laid out in front of you, and you still can't get them to do what you'd like, it says more about you than the people you're attempting to control."
- Meaningful Echo: "...it's time to put away the toys and grow up" is both said by Menace/Patrick (upon his retirement from villainy) and later Mega Girl/Alison (upon hers from heroism).
- Missing Mom: Deconstructed. Alison's mother is a teacher, to the point where she taught some of Alison's own classes. She teaches Alison empathy, and that hiding her intelligence because other kids think she's weird is a bad idea. She was present emotionally and supportively until the government effectively drafted Alison to fight as Mega Girl. She feels she didn't fight hard enough to protect Alison. She also feels that the rift growing between her daughters due to Jennifer's jealousy is her fault, and that it all makes her a bad mother.
- Mundane Utility:
- Alison isn't above using her powers this way, such as leaping over crowds to get to class on time.
- Feral eventually uses her Wolverine-level Healing Factor to provide donated organs that work better than donations from family members. She can donate her heart 8-10 times a day, her lungs 15-20, her liver and kidneys 30, and liters of blood, all with no risk of transferring disease or her mutation. She probably saved more lives in the first day than she did in her entire career as a superhero.
- Nice Guy: Sonar – even the Alt Text text says so.
- Nigh Invulnerable:
- Alison is completely impervious to anything that's not Sharpened to a Single Atom. Her skin is easier to cut through than her bones, though.
- Cleaver can take hits from Alison herself without injury.
- No Man Wants An Amazon: Invoked by Alison's physician while discussing her sexual activity and how her super-strength relates to being intimate with a partner.
- Not So Different: In a reversal of the usual villain-accuses-hero dynamic, Alison uses this trope to connect with Cleaver, starting here.
- Petting Zoo People: Sonar is one of the chiropteran sort (which fits in nicely with his powers).
- Power Incontinence: Patrick, the biodynamic formerly known as Menace is a receiving-only telepath, and he cannot turn it off.
- Punched Across the Room: Alison punches Feral's (attempted) murderer out of the hospital he's in, killing him.
- Reconstruction: In issue 5, the Guardians are breaking apart because of not having supervillains to fight anymore and stopping normal crime is a lot harder for them. Thinking all this started with Alison, Pintsize just starts yelling and crying at her, basically hating the concept of trying to overcomplicate the idea of Superheroes. How he hates the idea of people laughing at him just because he wants to save the world with his friends and just wanting to do the right thing. In a sense, it's seemingly a speech against people who choose to deconstruct Superheroes all the time and it feels to him that all they want to do is make people sad in the name of being "smart". Surprisingly, Alison actually agrees with him and fully supports superheroes when there are supervillains or disasters going on and generally believes the Guardians always was a good idea. The problem is it's not a good idea anymore.
- Reed Richards Is Useless: A theme throughout the entire comic is that the superheroes running around the world can stop localized threats but are unable to solve the bigger ills (racism, sexism, homo/transphobia, starvation, poverty, genocide, war, disease, and so on) of the world. The realization of this trope is what drives Mega Girl to quit superheroing to go to college, and Feral to volunteer to be cut open and have her organs harvested 24/7 without anesthesia, just so people who need them can have them.
- Sadist Teacher: Professor Cohen. Unusually for the trope, he gets fired for this. (It helps that a lot of people are secretly scared that Alison could kill everyone.)
- Sharpened to a Single Atom: The blades on Cleaver's arms have a thickness of less than 3 microns.
- Strapped to an Operating Table: Feral. By choice.
- Surreal Humor:
- Paladin's swarm robots exhibit this. She didn't program it into them, but it spontaneously developed as a side effect of their prototype AI:
Alison (in Paladin's HQ): This place is so awesome! It's so beautiful, the art and everything, and the robots are incredible!
Swarm Robot 2: HAHAHAHA!
Swarm Robot 3: FALSE!
Swarm Robot 4: DEMONSTRABLY FALSE!
Swarm Robot 5: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- On the other hand, her androids seem to tend towards Dead Baby Comedy:
Android: Would you like coffee, tea, or water, Ms. Green?
Alison: I'm fine, thank you.
Android: Perhaps an energy drink?
Alison: No thanks.
- Übermensch: This gets thrown in Alison's face when she writes a class paper criticizing Nietzsche's views. Cohen gives her an F for it, claiming that she shouldn't be criticizing Nietzsche since she's such a good example of what he was talking about.
- Vigilante Man: There's an invisible serial killer that exclusively targets the worst sorts of people (rapists, domestic abusers, Private Military Contractors). Turns out to be Moonshadow.
- "World of Cardboard" Speech:
- Alison delivers one after beating Cleaver.
- And another, somewhat scarier, one to Cleaver when she visits him in prison.
Alison: NO FUCKING SHIT I KILL PEOPLE! I put holes in mountains! I break shit constantly without even trying! I saved the world on no less than seven fucking occasions, and guess what, super-accuracy is not one of my anomalies! Am I supposed to be impressed that you've never killed anybody? What a bold moral choice from someone who's terrified of violence and scared shitless of going to jail! It's like, have you ever had the option of murdering a bunch of people? Okay, then why the FUCK am I listening to your opinion on the matter? Every day I don't kill a thousand fucking people, they should throw me a god-damned tickertape parade!