Recap: Game Of Thrones S 3 E 8 Second Sons
The episode starts with Arya waking up in The Riverlands
. Grabbing a rock, she creeps over to the sleeping Sandor Clegane... who tells her that she gets one shot to kill him, and then he'll break both her hands. She chooses wisely. Later on, The Hound informs Arya that he's not taking her to King's Landing. They're going to The Twins so that he can ransom her to the Starks, who will be there for Edmure Tully's wedding.
Meanwhile, outside Yunkai
, Daenerys, Jorah, and Barristan are spying on the city's mercenaries
. There's 2,000 of them, and they call themselves the "Second Sons". She meets with three of their captains to bribe them away. She points out that she has 8,000 troops behind her, and that they shouldn't worry about losing their reputation, as they'll be set for life once she comes into her kingdom. One of the captains, like everyone else on this show who ends up negotiating with Dany, decides to act like a complete shithead. He makes comments to the effect that he screwed her in a brothel, that he and the Second Sons will rape her, gives her obscene suggestions, grabs Missandei's ass, and just all around douchebags it up to the point where both Jorah and Grey Worm threaten to kill him. But Dany plays it cool, gives them all some wine, allows them two days to think it over and, once they leave, turns to Barristan and tells him to kill that man first
Gendry and Melisandre arrive at Dragonstone
, where Stannis agrees that this is Robert's son. Gendry is led away, and Stannis asks Melisandre why she doesn't kill him already and not torture him by drawing it out. Melisandre replies that one has to hide the blade to stop the lamb's fear from tainting the sacrifice. Meanwhile Davos is in his cell, slowly but surely reading his book, when Stannis comes in to offer him his freedom, provided that he swears to not hurt Melisandre. He fills Davos in on what's been happening, and they debate killing Gendry. Stannis is a hesitant yes, and Davos is a firm no.
Back at Yunkai
, the three captains ponder how to deal with Daenerys and her 8000 Unsullied, while Daario espouses his personal philosophy
. The jackass one proposes that someone sneak into camp and assassinate her. They draw lots and the mission falls to Daario Naharis.
At King's Landing
, Sansa is about to marry Tyrion. Margarey, ever sugar-sweet, tries to buddy up with Cersei. The Queen, by way of explaining the history of The Rains of Castamere
, provides us some background exposition and implicitly threatens to kill her future daughter-in-law. And then, to be sure she gets the hint, openly threatens to kill her. During the wedding, Joffrey insists on walking Sansa down the aisle in Ned's place, and pointedly takes away Tyrion's stepladder. Given that a Westeros wedding involves the groom cloaking the bride, the stepladder was necessary, but after some laughter from the gallery (that gets a Death Glare
from Tywin) Sansa kneels for Tyrion.
Elsewhere, at Dragonstone
, Gendry is still uncomfortable in his rapid ascension from "peasant" to "king's bastard." Melisandre comes in to reassure him and seduce him, in that order. It looks like they're on their way to making another shadow-assassin when she all-of-a-sudden ties his wrists to the bed. Gendry is confused by this, and even more so when she uses her position to tie his legs too. Confusion becomes alarm when she walks calmly away from the bed to get some leeches
. She sticks three on him despite his pleading, and tells him that he can thank Davos for this, as he demanded proof. She pulls them off as Davos and Stannis walk in. Stannis, ignoring the tied-up naked guy, takes the leeches and throws them into a fire one-by-one, declaring names as he goes: "The usurper, Robb Stark... the usurper, Balon Greyjoy... the usurper, Joffrey Baratheon..."
Meanwhile back at King's Landing
, Sansa and Tyrion are not exactly enjoying their wedding feast. Joffrey gets Sansa alone to tell her that he might just put a baby in her, while Tywin gets Tyrion alone to berate him for getting too drunk to do his Lannister duty. Joffrey announces that there's going to be a bedding ceremony, a Westerosi custom where the guests strip the couple and bring them to bed. Tyrion tries to refuse but Joffrey asserts his royal authority, prompting Tyrion to drunkenly stab a knife into the table and inform the King that if he pushes this, he'll have to fuck his own wife with a wooden cock!
Joffrey flies into a rage, but Tyrion is able to avert disaster by playing a giggling over-the-top drunk, and leading Sansa away while Tywin smooths things over. In their bedchamber, the newlyweds are about to do their unhappy duty, when Tyrion calls it off. Screw his father, he's not going to do it until Sansa wants him to. And then he passes out.
Elsewhere, at Yunkai
, Daenerys is taking a bath. Missandei chats with her until Daario slips in and puts a knife to Missandei's throat, telling them not to scream. He explains that he and the other two captains had a disagreement over Dany's beauty, and he didn't want to assassinate her. The other two tried to tell him that he had no choice but, he says while rolling their severed heads out of a sack, Daario Naharis always has a choice. Dany, quickly realizing where the handle is on Daario, gets out of the bath and stands naked for a second while Missandei fetches a robe. Then she turns and asks if he'll swear to follow her. On one knee, Daario swears to her the Second Sons, his sword, his life and his heart.
Finally, we end our episode Beyond The Wall
, where Samwell and Gilly spend the night in an old cabin under the shadow of a Weir-wood tree. They share a little moment, discussing boy's names for the baby, when dozens if not hundreds of ravens start cawing from the boughs. Samwell goes outside to investigate, only to be confronted by a lone White Walker. The awakened Other shatters his sword with its icy grip and, flinging him aside as if he were nothing, goes straight for the offering they've come to expect when Craster delivers a male scion. Desperately, Sam draws the dragonglass spear-head and charges the monster of ice and snow. As the White Walker reaches out for Gilly's son, Sam drives the crude dagger into the eldritch being's back...
...And the White Walker begins to scream and writhe in pain
as its skin turns to ice, before collapsing and cracking apart until it is no more than a mere pile of hoarfrost dust blowing in the night wind. Arise! Sam the Slayer! The couple stare in shock for a moment before running off into the night while being ominously pursued by the conspiracy of ravens.
- Abusive Parents: Sam asks Gilly not to name the baby Randyll (his father's name) so strongly that Gilly can instantly tell he was the victim of this. When she asks if Randyll's cruel like Craster, Sam says his father is cruel in a different way, but doesn't actually call him less cruel than the son-murdering daughter-raping Craster.
- Adaptational Modesty: In the books Tyrion and Sansa had undressed completely before he changed his mind about bedding her.
- Badass Boast/Villain Song: Cersei explaining Margaery the lyrics of "The Rains of Castamere" is a thinly-veiled threat to house Tyrell. It's the tale of the rise and fall of house Reyne; they crossed Tywin Lannister for a place in the sun, and they were terminated with extreme prejudice.
- Badass Longcoat: Tywin's formal dress for the wedding definitely gives off this vibe.
- Bathtub Scene: A pre-modern bathtub, but still valid. It's also used to advance the plot however, as Daenerys is bathing and tended to by Missandei (furthering their rapport) when Daario slips in the room so he can pledge his loyalty and that of the Second Sons to her.
- Berserk Button: Tyrion threatens to geld Joffrey in front of the court, the Lannisters and the Tyrells when Joffrey lecherously tries to start the 'bedding' of Sansa and Tyrion, which involves stripping the pair of them.
- Blood Knight: Daario to a T. Up to the point that it is one of the only two things he lives for. The second...
Mero: Daario Naharis, the whore who doesn't like whores.
Daario: I like them very much. I just refuse to pay them.
- Blood Magic: Melisandre has Stannis throw three leeches, engorged with Gendry's blood onto a brazier, apparently as part of a ceremony to curse the pretenders of his right to rule the Seven Kingdoms: He names the King in the North, the King of the Iron Islands and the false king upon the Iron Throne; as they swell and pop from the heat. *Gulp*
- Bondage Is Bad: Gendry certainly picks up that it's bad news. Sure enough, the Red Woman doesn't have kinky sex in mind.
- Brutal Honesty: When Tyrion wonders if his father recalls an insult about his lecherous nature, Tywin casually acknowledges he used it more than once.
- Buy Them Off: Danys tries this with the Second Sons, but it turns out her hot looks are more effective at swaying the man that matters.
- Call Back:
- Tyrion brings up the time when Tywin called him "a drunken little lust-filled beast".
- Tyrion declares himself "the god of tits and wine", a hypothetical god he pondered the possible existence of in Season 2.
- When Missandei corrects Dany's Dothraki, she uses the same "Ath Jahakar" phrase that Dany supposedly got right early in the first season. Unlike that time (when Dany got the number of syllables correct but her intonation was clearly different from her handmaidens,) Missandei corrects her until she copies it precisely.
- Melisandre assures Gendry that the wine isn't poisoned and takes a sip to prove it. Those who remember how she was introduced in the last season know how empty this gesture was.
- The Hound tells Arya about the time he saved Sansa from rapists during the Riot of King's Landing. Arya doesn't believe him.
- Shae once again disposes of Sansa's bedsheets, but whereas last time it was to hide evidence of her period, this time it's to hide the fact that there's no blood on them as Tyrion hasn't taken her virginity as commanded by his father.
- The Queen of Thorns smiles in approval after seeing a drunk Tyrion backchat his father, having been disappointed on their first meeting that Tyrion wasn't the impertinent drunken lecher of his reputation.
- Chekhov's Gun: Sam uses the dragon-glass from last season to slay the White Walker.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: In the books, Sansa ignores Tyrion's request that she kneel for the cloak-switching, so Dontos Hollard (remember him from season 2 episode 1?) has to run over and be a footstool. Most of the other scenes in season 3 involving Dontos were rendered unnecessary by Littlefinger leaving the city much later than in the books, so this is the first time his absence becomes really noticeable.
- Chivalrous Pervert: Two for the price of one: though both Tyrion and Daario are pretty vocal about their enjoyment of women, Tyrion decides not to go through with consummating his marriage to Sansa, and Daario keeps his eyes on Dany's face when she steps out of the bath in front of him.
- Comforting Comforter: After passing out drunk on the couch, Tyrion wakes up the next morning with the bridal cloak draped over him.
- Costume Porn: Everyone, with the exception of Bronn, in Tyrion's wedding.
- Cowardly Lion: Samwell faces down a White Walker and later stabs it with an obsidian dagger when it approaches Gilly and her son.
- Cunning Linguist: Dany is in awe by Missandei's ability to speak 19 languages.
- Death Glare:
- Sansa cannot hide one when Joffrey brings up the possibility that he could rape her himself if he wished.
- Lord Tywin gives a chilling one to a man who laughs out too loud at Tyrion's attempts to attach a cape on Sansa's shoulders. The whole crowd promptly falls completely silent. When the camera shows the Tyrells' reaction, Lady Olenna can be seen sending an icy look of purest contempt in Joffrey's direction.
- Decapitated Army: Rather than risk taking on 8000 Unsullied, the Titan's Bastard decides the best way to defeat Danys is to assassinate her.
- Decapitation Presentation: Daario Naharis dumps the severed heads of his fellow sellsword captains in front of Danys to prove his commitment to her.
- Demoted to Extra: Grand Maester Pycelle, Lord Varys and Bronn all appear in the background of Tyrion's wedding, but have no lines in this episode.
- Didn't See That Coming: Given the look of shock on their faces, it's up to the viewer to decide who was more surprised when Sam managed to kill the White Walker: Sam or the Walker.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Don't get on Gregor Clegane's bad side. He'll kill you for snoring too loud! According to one of Sandor's anecdotes.
- Dissonant Serenity: Danys maintains her smile in the face of Mero's crude comments, until he leaves.
- Sansa maintains her armor of courtesy towards her husband throughout the wedding, and afterwards when she undresses for him in his bedchamber. For Tyrion that's the final straw, and he realises he can't take advantage of her.
- Double Meaning Title: Besides the mercenary company of the same name, this episode revolves around a lot of second sons: Tyrion is the second son to Tywin Lannister; Sansa is Ned Stark's second child; Sandor Clegane is the younger brother to The Mountain, who has overshadowed him all his life; Stannis is Robert Baratheon's younger brother; Samwell, although the oldest sibling, was pushed aside in favor of a younger and "better" son by his father; Samwell takes care of Gilly's still-unnamed baby boy, who is the second son of Craster that we've seen in the series; Gendry qualifies as a "second class" son, as he's a bastard. Of all the main characters in this episode, only Arya Stark isn't one, and Daenerys can be said to have outgrown her "second son" role.
- Dramatic Irony: To show that the wine she offers Gendry isn't poisoned, Melisandre drinks some of it. Viewers are aware that Melisandre is immune to poisons; Gendry isn't. Subverted, as the wine really is harmless.
- Drawing Straws: Mero puts three coins in the palm of a bedslave; the one who picks the Braavosi coin gets the dangerous task of assasinating Daenerys.
- Dressing as the Enemy: Daario dresses up as an Unsullied, allowing him to sneak into Danaerys' camp and enter her tent.
- Droit du Seigneur: Joffrey gleefully tells Sansa that he's considering putting his own child inside her.
- Even Evil Has Standards:
- Sandor tells Arya many men are worse than him, and would beat and rape her.
- Cersei attempts to dissuade Joffrey once she realizes he's going to inflict his presence upon Sansa again.
- Evil Is Petty: Joffrey takes away Tyrion's footstool at the wedding just for a few cheap giggles.
- Fanservice: Joe Dempsie shirtless and Carice van Houten naked. It goes downhill very fast. Naked Emilia Clark is definitely a straighter example.
- Fan Service Extra: The Titan's Bastard fondles a scantily-clad bedslave while discussing strategy with his fellow captains.
- Fan Disservice:
- Like last episode's Fanservicy scene with Theon, Gendry and Melisandre's session is also fairly bereft of Fanservice because the viewer knows all along that she's there only to take his lifeforce. Gendry eventually gets a leech placed on his cock by Melisandre.
- Especially for female audiences, Mero harrassing Daenerys and Missandei was also particularly nauseating and repulsive.
- First Name Basis: After their marriage, Tyrion insists that Sansa stop calling him "my lord".
- From Nobody to Nightmare: Daenerys, as she explains to the Second Sons' captains.
"A fortnight ago I had no army, a year ago I had no dragons."
- Funny Background Event:
- Look quick and you can spot Loras chatting up a good-looking nobleman as Cersei explains the Rains of Castamere.
- At the wedding, right after lord Tywin berates Tyrion, the camera briefly pans to Maester Pycelle having an awkward chat with two young girls.
- Game Face
Sandor: No point hiding behind that face. I know fear when I see it.
- Groin Attack: Tyrion intimates that he'll emasculate Joffrey at the wedding, as does Daenerys to Mero during his licentious speech and Melisandre pulls a still feeding leech off Gendry's todger. Ouch.
- Hangover Sensitivity: Tyrion winces as a pissed-off Shae bangs the breakfast tray down on the table the morning after the wedding.
- Hates Small Talk: Cersei abruptly tells Loras off when her fiance tries to initiate a polite conversation.
- Holy Hand Grenade: Sam's dagger.
- Human Sacrifice: Subverted (at least for the moment). The viewers are led to believe that Melisandre will sacrifice Gendry, when in fact she merely draws his blood with three leeches; apparently, Davos did persuade Stannis to demand proof for her claims that King's Blood provides powerful magic.
- An Ice Person: The White Walker can generate cold intense enough to shatter Sam's sword (though without, apparently, doing any damage to the person holding it)
- Idiot Ball: Sam inexplicably leaves the obsidian dagger in the snow after discovering it can kill White Walkers. With no better explanation, it looks like he simply forgot about itIn the books... . In Mhysa however, it turns out that he had a lot more than just one.
- If I Wanted You Dead...: Dany knows Daario has no intention of assassinating her because he is talking, instead of having already slit her throat before she could cry out for her guards.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: Sansa and Tyrion at their wedding.
- In Love with the Mark: Daario makes no secret of the fact that he has eyes for Dany, and refuses when given the task to kill her.
- Intimate Healing: Sam gets nervous when Gilly suggests they stay warm by huddling together under her furs.
- In Vino Veritas: Tyrion lets some of his anger and contempt for not only Joffrey but also his own father slip out.
- Ironic Echo: When Sansa asks Tyrion what will happen if she doesn't ever want him in her bed, Tyrion gives a bitter smile and says, "And so my watch begins" — a clear riff on the creed of the Night's Watch (Night falls, and now my watch begins) who of course swear to be celibate for the rest of their lives.
- It's Personal: Danys' smile drops the moment the Titan's Bastard leaves her presence, and she orders Ser Barristan to make sure he kills him first. Fuming over the Titan's lack of respect for his queen, Barristan is only too glad to accept the task.
- Jabba Table Manners: A drunken Tyrion spills his wine on his jacket then wipes it up with the tablecloth, watched by an aghast Sansa and a fuming Lord Tywin.
- Jerkass: Mero, the Titan's Bastard, treats Daenerys with absolutely no respect, making obscene gestures towards both her and Missandei and topping it all off with a lovely threat to rape both women. What a charmer.
- "Just Joking" Justification: After his threat to Joffrey, Tyrion regains control of himself and tries to pass it off as a bad joke, and engages in some Self-Deprecation. It's unclear if anyone is fooled by this (Joffrey certainly isn't,) but was a necessary face-saving gesture anyway.
- Kick the Dog: After going seven episodes without tormenting Sansa in some way, Joffrey is eager to make up for lost time. He manages to work in some time for Tyrion too.
- Kill Me Now or Forever Stay Your Hand: The Hound invites Arya to take one swing at his head with the rock, and if she fails he'll break both her hands. Answer Cut to a sulking Arya riding on the Hound's horse.
- Kubrick Stare:
- An absolutely fantastic one from Peter Dinklage upon uttering his intimidatory ultimatum to his nephew. The sheer smouldering force behind his gaze from beyond the drawn line of the knife embedded in the table; should have reduced the little shite to a scorch mark on the floor!
- Sansa gets to reprise her own Kubrick Stare from "Fire and Blood" when Joffrey threatens to use his Lord's Right to rape her.
- And Danys once the Titan's Bastard walks out of her tent.
- Let's Get Dangerous: Samwell. For about the first time in the series. Stands resolute against an advancing White Walker yelling: "Get back!" While brandishing his sword, even if he doesn't manage to swing it or anything.
- Limited Wardrobe: Bronn appears at the wedding in his usual worn-down leather armor and tattered clothes, making him stand out as a sore thumb amongst the other, more formally dressed guests.
- Literally Shattered Lives: After Sam slays the White Walker, its body turns to ice and shatters completely.
- The Loins Sleep Tonight: Tywin is worried that this will happen to Tyrion as he continues to drink. Tyrion later states that his decision not to bed Sansa is not because he's too drunk to be capable but is a deliberate choice (in the books they both fully undress before Tyrion decides he can't do it, and it is explicitly stated that he is erect despite all the wine and his own revulsion).
- Male Gaze: Played straight by the camera but subverted by Daario, who keeps eye contact the entire time Daenerys stands naked in front of him.
- Marital Rape License: Though Sansa herself (presumably along with the rest of Westeros) clearly believes in this, Tyrion does not.
- Meaningful Look: Tyrion raises his glass in pity to Loras, and his eyes say, "You're next to get married." Loras, who is already quite frustrated from the day's events, sighs and turns his head away.
- Morality Pet: Davos realises that King Stannis is letting him out of his cell because he has doubts about the Human Sacrifice the Red Woman is urging, and he wants Davos to talk him out of it.
- Mythology Gag:
- Dany and Missandei's discussion on languages and learning Dothraki.
- Gendry's remark that the people of Flea Bottom knew that the meat in the "bowls of brown" wasn't chicken. In the books, Bronn kills a singer who attempted to blackmail Tyrion and implies that he disposed of the body in the stew.
- Daenerys finally breaks out the phrase, "I may be a young girl, and new to the ways of war, but..."
- Near-Rape Experience: Tyrion (who is almost as unhappy about the situation as Sansa) considers having sex with Sansa on their wedding night despite how clearly miserable she is at the idea, but ultimately decides to stay away from her until/if she wants to.
- The Needs of the Many: How Stannis justifies to Davos Melisandre's use of Gendry.
What's one bastard boy, against a kingdom.
- Not Distracted by the Sexy: Daario keeps his eyes on Dany's face when she steps out of the bath in front of him. This shows respect and (more importantly for impressing a young girl) confidence. After all, why check out her body when you fully believe you'll be able to explore it at your leisure at a later date?
- Not Even Bothering with the Accent: Mero is supposed to be Braavosi like Syrio Forel, but he sounds like an Australian instead of a Spaniard.
- Not Worth Killing: The White Walker (apparently the same one from the end of Season 2,) once again doesn't do anything to Sam as soon as he's no longer standing in its way. This turns out to have been a big mistake.
- Oh Crap:
- Sam and Gilly have a colossal one when the White Walker appears.
- And earlier, when Sam exits the hut and realizes the weirwood tree is host to a huge unkindnessnote of ravens. This cannot be good.
- Tyrion gets a more subdued one when Sansa reminds him that she's only fourteen years old.
- Tywin rather swiftly getting to his feet (despite there being no practical advantage to doing so,) when Tyrion threatens Joffrey is probably the closest his character could ever come to this.
- Missandei has one (clearly a reflex from her time as a slave) when Dany picks up on her saying that Dany's Dothraki is only "reasonable". It takes her a while to build up her courage enough to correct her mistress, and she's clearly delighted that Dany accepts the lesson with good grace.
- Both Dany and Missandei have one when Daario appears in the tent.
- Gendry seems to be on the verge of giving this when he gets chained to the bed, and certainly freaks out when the leeches are brought out.
- Papa Wolf: Sam defending Gilly and her son.
- Passive-Aggressive Kombat: Played with. When Margaery gets too familiar for Cersei's liking, Cersei tells her the story of the Rains of Castamere, making several indirect (if fairly blatant,) threats to the Tyrells in the process. At the finish she quite abruptly discards the indirect threats and promises "If you ever call me 'sister' again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep".
- Perverted Sniffing: The Titan's Bastard has a good sniff at Missandei's groin as she pours him wine, making her very uncomfortable.
- Pet the Dog: Cersei tries to prevent Joffrey from talking to Sansa again, and when she fails she leaves the table, clearly not wanting to witness Sansa's latest ordeal.
- Pragmatic Adaptation:
- In the books, there are two mercenary companies protecting Yunkai, each numbering roughly five hundred, along with the city-state's own slave army of about 4000. Mero the Titan's Bastard does command the Second Sons (alone), and Daario is co-captain in a different company, the Stormcrows. Daario kills his fellow captains while the rest of the Stormcrows are voting whether to accept the offer, and Dany launches an assault on the Second Sons while the whole company is busy getting drunk off the wine she gifted them. Mero sees that the battle is lost and escapes rather than surrender, then shows up again several chapters later and gets killed while attempting a one-man assassination. Given that Mero and Daario were the only two of the captains to have any real character, the result of all these changes is to condense the whole negotiation phase into one scene, give Daario more characterization sooner, and get rid of the need to tie up Mero's dangling plot thread later.
- According to Cersei's summary of the fate of House Reyne, they rebelled alone and during Tywin's lordship. In the books, House Tarbeck rebelled and was extinguished along with them, and the incident took place while Lord Tytos Lannister was still alive. Removing the previous patriarch relieves Cersei of the need to explain that her grandfather was seen as weak-willed and that other nobles like to push him around until Tywin made the Reynes and Tarbecks into examples. Removing the Tarbecks saves the writers from having to come up with a reason why they didn't get their own song.
- Daario gets blond braids and no facial hair, probably because a three-forked blue beard would look really silly.
- Precision F-Strike: One of the best ever.
Tyrion: There will be no bedding ceremony.
Joffrey: There will be if I command it!
(Tyrion slams a dagger into the table)
Tyrion: Then you'll be fucking your own bride, with a wooden cock!
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: Joffrey's astonished reaction to uncle Tyrion threatening to geld him.
"What did you say? What...did you...SAY?!"
- Quieter Than Silence: The shrieking ravens suddenly fall silent when the White Walker gets close.
- Ravens and Crows: One of the ways to tell a White Walker is headed your way.From the books...
- Reverse Arm-Fold: Loras holds himself in this mannder during Tyrion and Sansa's wedding ceremony.
- Right Through His Pants: Melisandre strips off completely while Gendry is still wearing his breeches (though it's apparent that Melisandre has unlaced his crotch).
- Rule of Drama: In the real world, bites from the type of leeches that consume mammal blood are generally not painful because their saliva acts as an anesthetic, but if Gendry didn't freak out like he was being cut open, the audience might not realize what's happening is bad. Presumably, he's mostly shouting out of squicked-out fear rather than actual pain.
- Running Gag: Sam clearly hasn't gotten any better at lighting fires.
- Screaming Warrior: Sam screams as he charges at the White Walker. He doesn't even turn round. Big mistake.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Gilly accuses Sam of deliberately using fancy words to confuse her. Perplexed, Sam claims he is talking normally.
- A Shared Suffering: Averted; Tyrion, Sansa, Shae, Loras, Cersei are all miserable at the wedding, but none of them can give any comfort to each other. Loras tries to strike up a pleasant conversation with Cersei, but she immediately rebuffs him.
- Smug Smiler: Daario's near constant expression. Notable, in that Ed Skrein somehow manages to upturn both corners of his mouth at once. Giving him the look of a self-satisfied tom-cat most of the time; that is, when he's not directing meaningful gazes at the Mother of Dragons.
- Stepford Smiler: Loras puts on a charming smile and a pleasant disposition most of the time, but his mask slips at the wedding feast.
- Strong Family Resemblance: Stannis can tell that Gendry is indeed his nephew just by looking directly in his face for a few seconds.
- Stunned Silence: It turns out that threatening to geld the king in front of his entire court can have this effect. Who would've guessed?
- Super Strength: The White Walker knocks Sam (who, let's face it, is hardly going to be light) through the air one-handed without apparent effort.
- Suppressed Rage: The abrupt and rude manner in which Loras storms away from the wedding feast is merely the tip of the iceberg in terms of the true depths of his anger over his current situation (i.e. his forced betrothal to Cersei, his inability to mourn for Renly in public, etc.).
- Tangled Family Tree: Lampshaded by Olenna Tyrell when she describes how Sansa, Margaery, Cersei and Loras will all be related to each other, including Loras becoming the father in law of his own sister.
- Tastes Like Chicken: Apparently not enough to fool the residents of Flea Bottom.
- Teeny Weenie: Tyrion states that his "joke" was due to envy at the king's manhood in contrast to his own tiny one. At previous points in the series it has been suggested that Tyrion is not at all under-endowed.
"The gods gave me one blessing!"
Tyrion, in his first appearance
- The Starscream: Daario kills the other two captains and assumes leadership of the Second Sons.
- Too Much Information: Tyrion tells Sansa as he leads her off to his bedchamber that he once threw up on a girl during sex.
- The Women Are Safe With Us: Though he was talking about his refusal to pay whores, Daario's statement that one of the great pleasures in life is "fucking a woman who wants to be fucked" could imply that he doesn't rape, which makes sense if he's meant to be the "good" mercenary.
- Thicker Than Water: Davos appeals to this in trying to get Stannis to stop Melisandre's sacrifice of Gendry, telling that Stannis felt at least a twinge of blood loyalty to a lowborn nephew he'd never met.
- Took a Level in Badass: Samwell.
- Tragic Keepsake: The doll Ned gave Sansa in season 1 reappears again on her dresser.
- Tranquil Fury: Tyrion spits out his threat to castrate Joffrey very quietly and deliberately, in contrast with Joffrey's responding screech.
- Unwanted Spouse: All over the place. Neither Tyrion nor Sansa are happy with the arrangement, and Cersei doesn't bother to keep her unhappiness about the arrangement with Loras a secret.
- Weapon of Choice: Daario's long stiletto knife and Dothraki arakh with the ornamental hilts forged in the likenesses of naked women.
- Why Don't You Just Sacrifice Him?: Stannis tells Melisandre to bleed Gendry and stop screwing around with Bathe Him And Bring Him To Me.
- You Have 48 Hours: Danys gives the Second Sons two days to decide which side to fight for.
- You Talk Too Much
Prendahl: That dragon bitch, she talks too much.
Daario: You talk too much.
Meto: She won't talk so much when she's choking on my cock.